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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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psawyer Proficient
Um, POeter.......check thy post count. .. .. ... . .

Dangerous times. :unsure:

Zoiks!!! Start drinking those martinis NOW!

I'm working on it even as I type this. :P

Peter . . . duck . . . or llama llama duck or something like that.

I already had to spend almost two hours this afternoon to undo what one wrong mouse click caused. :angry:

Susan Harpy Lady!! You must stick around.. . . . . .. . .....we'll see if we can get POeter to post the superb picture of his balls again - - something ALL new Psillies should see.......

Yes, welcome to the land of the Psillies. Click here to see my balls. :ph34r:

This is post 1,999. :unsure:


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jerseyangel Proficient
This is post 1,999. :unsure:

Come on PeOter, post # 2,000 before I go to bed. I don't wanna miss anything :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Phorgot to say I loved Lee-sah's recap of the day :D

curlyfries Contributor

We're waiting! :P

Jestgar Rising Star
PeOter is llama llama ducking the big 2000 :o

Sounds like some convoluted soccer move

elye Community Regular

POeter!!! One.....more....post.........

You're already experiencing some technical/electronic/computer glitches..... . . . this seems to be what happens now....

:unsure:

curlyfries Contributor

I think 2000 is the computer issues post........and it has reached me! <_<

Myyyyyy....commmmpuuuuuterrrrrrr....isssss......soooooo.......effffffinggggg....ssssslowwwwwww......

..... :angry:


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jerseyangel Proficient

Where'd PeOter go? :unsure: Bet HE went to bed, the stinker :lol:

Lee-zah--my computer was so slow this morning and I kept losing the internet connection :angry: Had to phinally re-boot the modem-thingy. What a pain!

Ok Sillies, I'm off to hit the sack. See ya'll tomorrow <yawn> -_-

flourgirl Apprentice

Dang it! Started a reply, decided to look back because I phorgot what I wanted to say, and proceeded to lose my whole/ unfinished reply. <_< And now I don't remember what I had already said!!! Pretty much a snapshot of the whole day :D

Em called our new PSuzzan a Harpy :o:o:P But she doesn't look evil or Hellish enough to be one :P

Martinis are Shhheeeekkk and De-bone-aire! Maybe that's why I have no Soshul Sofistikayshun...I've never had one fo those! :lol:

Pieter is showing ophph his Balls again....with little or no provocation :o

Leeeza is re-kapping like madd! Luv, luv, luv yer rekaps!

Psillies are gathering round the hospital bed of Em's Dad.....the GURU of psilly-ness, and hoping to not get thrown out of said hospital :rolleyes::lol:

psawyer Proficient

2,000

:huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
2,000

:huh:

a total drive-by posting

coward. <_<

come back and face the consequences. :ph34r: :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
come back and face the consequences. :ph34r: :ph34r:

Um, didn't I get into enough of a Special Calamitous Disaster already today?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
You're already experiencing some technical/electronic/computer glitches..... . . . this seems to be what happens now....

THIS is precisely why my TV control doesn't work any more. ONly certain buttons, and really only the up key, not down. :angry: Can't even watch DVD's any more as that button doesn't work. :lol:

Dang it! Started a reply, decided to look back because I phorgot what I wanted to say, and proceeded to lose my whole/ unfinished reply. And now I don't remember what I had already said!!! Pretty much a snapshot of the whole day :D

Em called our new PSuzzan a Harpy :o:o:P But she doesn't look evil or Hellish enough to be one :P

Martinis are Shhheeeekkk and De-bone-aire! Maybe that's why I have no Soshul Sofistikayshun...I've never had one fo those!

Pieter is showing ophph his Balls again....with little or no provocation :o

Leeeza is re-kapping like madd! Luv, luv, luv yer rekaps!

Psillies are gathering round the hospital bed of Em's Dad.....the GURU of psilly-ness, and hoping to not get thrown out of said hospital

THUREESAH"S WHOLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: And T, if you lose what you wrote, you MUST simply hit Control Z until it all comes back!!!!!!!! THAT IS the magic triangle of which they speak, you know ;)

Kurly Leesargh's recap :lol:

G'Night Padt :smile:

a total drive-by posting

coward.

come back and face the consequences.

gahhhhh :lol:

OMG!!!! this cat!!!!!!!! it's attacking me BUTTOCKS through the caning of this chair!!!!!! :angry:THOSE CLAWS HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o No WONDER Weez is so annoyed with him

Um, didn't I get into enough of a Special Calamitous Disaster already today?

what? what did I miss? what calamitous disaster?

'night Sills :)

flourgirl Apprentice

YYAAAAAWWWWNNNN.....(scratch, scratch, scratch)...mmmmmmmnnnbblle

(That's g'mornin in our house! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol::lol: OMG..........I can just imagine Susan's reaction to this..... . . ."Good lord. . .. . ...who is this Emily person? What is she capable of?? Dunno if I wanna stick around here - - should probably do a read of her posts from way back"..........

Susan Harpy Lady!! You must stick around.. . . . . .. . .....we'll see if we can get POeter to post the superb picture of his balls again - - something ALL new Psillies should see.......

:huh::lol:

Hmmmmm . . . so Em managed to hold out until . . . what? . . . her second post??? :lol::lol: Alrightythen . . . let's see if she comes back.

flourgirl Apprentice

Mornin GJiannet! You mean to tell me you don't think the sight of someones posted balls is a good enticement to come back? :o I thought this was the place for titt-alation, ri-ball-ed humor, anal-izing the english language, and digesting deeeep philsophical thinking! :lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Mornin psillies........can't get movin this morning.....me brain is on 2 hour delay mode :huh: .......but no 2 hour delay :(

Jyan-nit......can you tell my why the news guy is telling me that we have 3 inches.....and I can still see me grass? :blink:

flourgirl Apprentice
Mornin psillies........can't get movin this morning.....me brain is on 2 hour delay mode :huh: .......but no 2 hour delay :(

Jyan-nit......can you tell my why the news guy is telling me that we have 3 inches.....and I can still see me grass? :blink:

Maybe the new guy was speaking for himselph, and not about snauw! :D

elye Community Regular

Hey, Gang of Mine!

How are things this am, POeter? :unsure:

Perhaps at 2,000 posts, one is back to the liquid deluge for a time, as we are poised for a dumping of psnaough overnight and into tomorrow - - Toronto, too, maybe?

Mornin GJiannet! You mean to tell me you don't think the sight of someones posted balls is a good enticement to come back? :o

ExAAAAActly!! It would certainly have ME checkin' back in frequently . . . . ...

:lol:

Maybe the new guy was speaking for himselph, and not about snauw! :D

Indeed. . . . . ..some of these weathermen we have broadcasting on this continent seem to be truly....lacking. . . . .

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:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Jyan-nit......can you tell my why the news guy is telling me that we have 3 inches.....and I can still see me grass? :blink:

ummmm . . . . because he's a man???

Indeed. . . . . ..some of these weathermen we have broadcasting on this continent seem to be truly....lacking. . . . .

Open Original Shared Link

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol: Well I'm embarrassed of the way I act sometimes but at least it's not on tape. :lol::lol:

Alrightythen . . . I've got my brass knuckles and my pepper spray . . . I'm off to work at the preschool!!!! Just kidding, but I did get a new work Open Original Shared Link.

flourgirl Apprentice

Jiannet! the uniform is poifect! :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

Tis to be one of those days--network is acting up at work so logging on to the computer took forever!!!!

There is a beautiful blanket of snow on the ground. More expected later tonight and into tomorrow. I am happy we get to enjoy it at the new house. There are so many windows to look out. :)

Well off to start some more work...

jerseyangel Proficient

Gawd Sillies--what a mornin' we're havin' here :o

I have to say that I'm enjoying Teressah's posts immensly :D

Gotta go--be back!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We are still experiencing technical difficulties with computers here at work....as soon as we get them up and running they crash again....and this is hopsital wide! Not a fun day!

I also am switching antibiotics today- I was on Bactrium since last Weds for a sinus infection but I keep getting sick after taking it that I need to switch to another one....

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh Lord..........I had quoted SO many of you cause I am keeling meself laughing.

Pieter- Must you scare everyone off wif your balls? :lol: :lol: :lol:

To set the record straight, I was NOT off having a life. Gah! Been sleeping me brains out. My new drug (why did Huey Lewis just pop into me head :lol: :lol: ) is giving me insomnia at night and sleepies during the day. YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG- the weather man and the cockroach :lol: :lol: Did you see the video off to the side of the girl on Maury who is afraid of PICKLES??????????????? :lol::wacko::huh: Why pickles and not Peter's balls?

Glad Em's dad is Ok and Amanda's house is going well.

We are leaving for Key West in 4 days, 1 hour and 32 minutes.

YA-BA-HOO-BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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