The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[CarlaB]

  juliem said:

...or the pony-tail, something I resort to OFTEN

I use a clip and twist it up .... I can never make a comfortable pony tail. But, a baseball cap looks cute with hoop earrings and my braces.

[blueeyedmanda]

  CarlaB said:

I use a clip and twist it up .... I can never make a comfortable pony tail. But, a baseball cap looks cute with hoop earrings and my braces.

Any word on when they come off Carla?

[TriticusToxicum]

Susan,

) should you decide to CHEAT

Silly Dingo!

[CarlaB]

  blueeyedmanda said:

Any word on when they come off Carla?

February. It's been one year this month. I will get a tooth positioner to do the final details, it cuts months off treatment ... it is to be worn 24 hours per day the first week, except when eating, then a few hours per day plus night, then night only after a while.

The ONLY thing that bothers me about them is that it's hard to play my flute. In fact, it sounds horrible.

[elye]

My hair is very stupid...cannot ponytail it, cannot comb it wet OR dry...

Let us all try to depict our hair via emoticon:

Mine...

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Straight, flat, ughhhh....Guys, I'd take your curls ANY day!

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Bring it on!!

[tom]

  DingoGirl said:

okay Tom - - we are going to LET GO of the topic of Susie's cheating now. and, this is exactly why I shall not mention it again - - it just keeps coming up (like the burps after a doUGHnut binge!)....

can we PLEASE talk about something more important for God's sake, like the Care Bears with machine guns???????????????????

Who's talking about cheating? I'm talking about experiments!!

Will they be secretly done w/ zero benefit to our delightful & precious community, or will our 'canary in a gluten gorge' acquiesce & supply our world w/ potentally VERY valuable info?

Truth be told, in your situation I'd probably be looking to see if I could do a few experiments to gauge reactions to each of the 3 offensive grains.

I would SO SO love to be able to distinguish betw being barleyed and wheatened.

P.S. Silliness still on hold. And of course I haven't touched soy in any form since may 29th.

Oh!! WTH is THIS guy supposed to signify?

[CarlaB]

Emily, I didn't say I didn't like my curls! I just get bad bedhead!! Nope, I'm not gonna trade!

Psst, Tom, let it go ...

[nikki-uk]

  juliem said:

...or the pony-tail, something I resort to OFTEN

Hi Julie !!!

Yep, the ponytail or the crocodile clip work wonders on bad frizz days

  TriticusToxicum said:

Susan,

) should you decide to CHEAT

I LOVE that - I've seen it before but it makes me laugh every time (it's the pigs noxious green gas that get's me!!)

  TriticusToxicum said:

OH MY GOD!!!

Maybe I should put my kitten on youtube (he's having a little trouble adjusting to the different food ) .....he was in his litter tray earlier and let one rip ...me & youngest son looked at each other and said 'did the kitten just do that???' ....and then cracked up

  elye said:

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Is there a smidgen of a clever beard there too???

[Jestgar]

| | My hair at home

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My hair at work

[Jestgar]

4 doctors go out duck hunting: A general practitioner, a gynecologist, a surgeon, and a pathologist.

A duck flies into the air in front of them.

The gp doesn't shoot because he can't identify it positively as a duck

The gyne doesn't shoot because he isn't sure if it's a male or a female

The surgeon blasts the duck out of the air, turns to the pathologist and says "go find out what that was"

[DingoGirl]

King Richard, with that PESKY job, has joined us! and with excellent scatological youtubes.

Just LOOK at the size of your silly "little" thread, Richard, rivaled only by Rachel's OMG thread!!!!

  elye said:

Straight, flat, ughhhh....Guys, I'd take your curls ANY day!

oh - -- don't EVEN get me started on the curly hair!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall tell you a small story.

a year or so ago, I was minding my own business, driving a long stretch of hideously boring, flat, and ugly freeway, coming home from the beach. Highway 99, arguably the nation's ugliest freeway - where one finds oneself left with only one's thoughts, tunes, panting dingos, one's insanity, and the stench of dairy.

So anywho.....I happen to glance over at this elderly woman in a car next to me - she could have been anywhere between 57 and 80, who knows.

I started pondering her hair.....it was simply a white, thinning, puff of frizzball, a halo around her head, completely left in its natural, untouched state, and there she was, in front of God and everyone, rather saying - - "here I am, this is me, this is how it is, and there you go."

And I thought to myself - - at what point does a woman just let things completely GO - - just revert back to the default setting of one's hair - - no dye, no curling, no blow-drying, nothing. And also, no makeup. (*gasp!*)

had kind of a little chuckle over that one. Because, the answer, for me, is NEVER. I will FIGHT this freaking, coarse, half-gray FRIZZ BALL until the day I dye, for god's sake,

AND IT IS A TEDIOUS AND FUTILE ADN EXPENSIVE AND EXHAUSTING FIGHT, is it not, Ladies????

I have decided that the way to age beautifully and gracefully and without too much fuss is to have STRAIGHT HAIR. The curly/frizzy hair just reverts to a shorter puffball in one's latter years. Makes me FURIOUS.

Here's mine -

~!!~

&% #?

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  CarlaB said:

Psst, Tom, let it go ...

thank you, Carla.

  nikki-uk said:

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Is there a smidgen of a clever beard there too???

just a few pesky whiskers here, not a full beard, yet.

kitten farts.

[DingoGirl]

King Richard, with that PESKY job, has joined us! and with excellent scatological youtubes.

Just LOOK at the size of your silly "little" thread, Richard, rivaled only by Rachel's OMG thread!!!!

  elye said:

Straight, flat, ughhhh....Guys, I'd take your curls ANY day!

oh - -- don't EVEN get me started on the curly hair!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall tell you a small story. Seeing that I am stalling today and trying to avoid heinous chores and studying.

a year or so ago, I was minding my own business, driving a long stretch of hideously boring, flat, and ugly freeway, coming home from the beach. Highway 99, arguably the nation's ugliest freeway - where one finds oneself left with only one's thoughts, tunes, panting dingos, one's insanity, and the stench of dairy.

So anywho.....I happen to glance over at this elderly woman in a car next to me - she could have been anywhere between 57 and 80, who knows.

I started pondering her hair.....it was simply a white, thinning, puff of frizzball, a halo around her head, completely left in its natural, untouched state, and there she was, in front of God and everyone, rather saying - - "here I am, this is me, this is how it is, and there you go."

And I thought to myself - - at what point does a woman just let things completely GO - - just revert back to the default setting of one's hair - - no dye, no curling, no blow-drying, nothing. And also, no makeup. (*gasp!*)

had kind of a little chuckle over that one. Because, the answer, for me, is NEVER. I will FIGHT this freaking, coarse, half-gray FRIZZ BALL until the day I dye, for god's sake,

AND IT IS A TEDIOUS AND FUTILE ADN EXPENSIVE AND EXHAUSTING FIGHT, is it not, Ladies????

I have decided that the way to age beautifully and gracefully and without too much fuss is to have STRAIGHT HAIR. The curly/frizzy hair just reverts to a shorter puffball in one's latter years. Makes me FURIOUS.

Here's mine -

~!!~

&% #?

/@ /?

  CarlaB said:

Psst, Tom, let it go ...

thank you, Carla.

  nikki-uk said:

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Is there a smidgen of a clever beard there too???

just a few pesky whiskers here, not a full beard, yet.

kitten farts.

[DingoGirl]

p.s. I cannot get my hair emoticon to work.

those exclamation marks were to represent the stubborn grays that stick straight up on my head.

[elye]

So...who has a bald DH? (not dermatitis herpetiformis...I assume that's always hairless. Husbands, here).

My husband:

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....Clinging to some scraps....

[jerseyangel]

  DingoGirl said:

I will FIGHT this freaking, coarse, half-gray FRIZZ BALL until the day I dye, for god's sake,

OMG--me too! I'm going down swinging

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( ) < me now

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[jerseyangel]

  elye said:

So...who has a bald DH?

Heading in that direction (get it?)

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[CarlaB]

My hubby has hair ... on his head even. Men don't actually lose hair ... they grow it all over, except on their head!!

Most days my hair's just frizzy and I only have on mascara and lip gloss .... if I'm going somewhere other than the grocery or Starbucks, I'll get out the curling iron and tame a few curls like I did yesterday when I snapped the picture ... it only takes about 5 minutes ...

I used to do my hair and makeup every day ... I'll do that again sometime.

[Daughter-of-TheLight]

  Quote

Hi Daughter.

Please explain

1. Danzon

2. your Care Bear theory and disdain and the brainwashing by said Bears

3. Why you are so bored

....and anything else you care to reveal.

Do you REALLY want me to explain all that?

Ok.

1: The Danzon (pronounced Dan-son-with-an-almost-g-sound with a spanish accent) Is a spanish dance commonly done by the COURT of a Quincenera. I'm In my friend's Court this year and am dancing with an 11 year old that wouldn't know the Danzon from his left foot. (hence the frustration...)

2: the care bear theory is the fact that... Ok. Carebears, frankly, scare me. They are colorful bears that talk. They have extremely stupid messages that brainwash our children with the ideas of a society where they are trying to make everyone like everyone else. If you look at my last posts, you will see that the other brainwashing kids shows are...

A: Boo-Bah

B: Telletubbies

C: Whoever decided to change Dorothy to a new goldfish and created "Elmo's world"

Now, I actually like Sesame street and think that the new shows, like Booh-bah are harmful to children's minds. I mean, they waddle around saying "Boo-bah" and farting! The teletubbies do not speak intelligebly (and by intelligebly, i mean so that you can understand them) and do the EXACT same thing every time. If you look at other new kids shows, you start to realize that the media is trying to turn our childrens brains to mush after brainwashing them all day in school!

3: The reason why I was bored is because... I had nothing to do? Uhh... yeah. I think that was it...

I *gropes for words* Like to read? And write poetry? (obviously...)

Cows

I do think I'm funny,

And you will think so too,

Once you know

Some of what I do.

When I try to go to sleep,

I count cows instead of sheep!

Cows jumping over fences,

Jumping over moons,

I count cows instead of sheep!

I am crazy, don't you think?

FINALLY I went to the doctor,

I said,

Doctor, Doctor, help me please!

I count cows instead of sheep!

That doctor gave me a book,

I read it through and did it,

But still It did not work.

I count cows instead of sheep!

I am crazy, Don't you think?

-Me, when I was nine.

[tom]

  CarlaB said:

Psst, Tom, let it go ...

<long sigh> . . . . . . .yeahhhhhhhhhh

<reluctantly releasing grip> clunk!

There . . . . dropped . . . ..

Can't imagine what's so difficult about sharing info, Dingy.

[CarlaB]

  tom said:

<long sigh> . . . . . . .yeahhhhhhhhhh

<reluctantly releasing grip> clunk!

There . . . . dropped . . . ..

Can't imagine what's so difficult about sharing info, Dingy.

Tom, Tom, Tom ...

[tom]

  Jestgar said:

, :lol: !

Tater Tot?!! (missed commenting on this . . .. . .wow that was just yesterday?!)

  DingoGirl said:

. . I have friends who own a restaurant on Hilton Head - you HAVE to go see them!! It's called Scratch Kitchen, tell Leah that her little Tater Tot from California says hallooooooooooo!

Gotta be someone from college days.

My Dad now lives just a bit inland from HH. Does Leah do gfcfsfyf?

Hilarious hairicons!!

Doubting I can do mine. It's usually too short.

/^^^\

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(Uh oh I hope that doesn't resemble Bart Simpson too much!)

But in the morning when it's time to get it cut . ..

. . /&||~

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But, in general - no news flash here - guys are more like that woman on Hwy 99. Nary a care for spending actual time on hair.

BUT!! Those w/ facial hair WILL pay attn to it. My last trip to SJ, I kinda just didn't get around to shaving for a week then got creative during the shave. Actually had a Fu Manchu for a couple days hehehehehehehe. Friends who've known me for 18 yrs said things like "I didn't know u could DO that!", and in asking for honest opinions I got nothin' but positives. But it didn't much feel like ME.

  DingoGirl said:

I will FIGHT this freaking, coarse, half-gray FRIZZ BALL until the day I dye, for god's sake,

heehee (that better not just be a typo)

  CarlaB said:

My hubby has hair ... on his head even. Men don't actually lose hair ... they grow it all over, except on their head!!

[Mtndog]

Oh hair, hair, hair.....I am lamenting mine right now. I cut it (myself!) to shoulder length. It took about an hour and a half (the thought of actually getting it done was too tiring- how sad is that?) and it came out fine, even etc but now it's too short for a proper pony tail. DUMB DUMB DUMB.

It now looks like this

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SO BORING!!!!!!!!

You women of the thread will appreciate this:

Open Original Shared Link

[CarlaB]

  tom said:

Is this cause I'm right?

Hubby is doing pretty well ... still has hair on his head. And no hair on his back!

Bev, LOL. Sorry the hair's too short.

[~alex~]

  Mtndog said:

You women of the thread will appreciate this:

Open Original Shared Link

Sorry to interrupt, I just accidentally clicked on this thread and saw this website. It made my day. I think I have a new favourite website! Just wanted to say thanks for posting that. I'm glad my errant fingers clicked on this thread.

[CarlaB]

Welcome, Alex! Now you have to stick around!!