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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
BunKnee - ouch :(

Know what this made me think?

"Head, shoulders, knees & toes, knees & toes"


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jerseyangel Proficient
"Head, shoulders, knees & toes, knees & toes"

Hee! Me grandpa used to do "toe-knee-chest-nut" :lol:

Gawd, I haven't thought about that in years :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hee! Me grandpa used to do "toe-knee-chest-nut" :lol:

We're doing that one in the preschool . . . :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Bev's orf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BE GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Tom's got 50% of his brain back!!!!!!!!!!!! :D ............wait :unsure: ....I think he may have MINE!! :o (just not firing on all cylinders here :rolleyes: )

Amanda's GOT KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (thank GAAAAWD you're thousands of miles away!! :lol: )

JOOLS!!! Was me Harry that was de-nutted!!! (the stray we took in :rolleyes: )

..........And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

Knees and toes!

Jestgar Rising Star
..........And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

Knees and toes!

I taught this to the little kidlets while in the Peace Corps. Very fun if you get faster and faster and faster andfaster

Also Hokey Pokey You put your eyes in, you put your eyes out....

Silliness teaches :)

Jestgar Rising Star

Gads. Been a painful couple of days at work. Lesson learned: it's easier not to screw up than it is to try to trace your errors afterwords. (Didn't someone else also learn this recently? :rolleyes:)

other lesson learned: colored highlighters are our friends.

Came in early so I could leave early to get my hair cut. No Diva-dos for me (Patti, when is that av coming?), just straight slicing.

elye Community Regular

Have a super trip, Bevel!! Sun and relaxation. . . . . . . .. :)

I need a nap.

Jyagnitt! Don't do it!! You're liable to wake up, look sleepily out yer snowy bedroom window, and suddenly see, peering in, a li'l face. . . . . . .

A li'l brown, beaked face .. . . . . .

:huh::lol:

Hee! Me grandpa used to do "toe-knee-chest-nut" :lol:

Gawd, I haven't thought about that in years :rolleyes:

Tony Chestnut??. . . . . :huh: ...do not recall this verse in my childhood annals. . .. . ....must be WAAAYYY before me time. . . ...

:P

..........And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

Knees and toes!

GAAAAHHHH.....stop!!! It makes me think of Mr. Don't Bee!!!. . . . . . . . scaaaaaaaarrrrred. . . .. . . .


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

hi

shoot i'm lost

where is bev going? Sounds like it's warm there

What's up with Em's Dad? Is he not doing well.

amanda has kittens.........?

this is the first I've been on all day.

I just can't keep up you guys. :o

saw Julie posted so she must be better.

havent' seen Patricia's new hair cut ;)

will try to catch up some later tonight.

PS thanks to all who welcomed me back

will post on the trip at some point.

My DH 93 year old Mom isn't doing well.BUt---------our 34 year old son is and we got to see alittle of him thank GOD

hugs

judy

jerseyangel Proficient
our 34 year old son is and we got to see alittle of him thank GOD

:D:D:D

I musta thought of you at least a dozen times last week--so happy that you and J were spending time together! :rolleyes:

I gotta do a "Deva" (yeah, right.... :P ) picture--it's been nutso around here.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sorry to change subject, but you got to watch this.

*snort* fantastic!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN LEE-SAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

:D

:D

:D

:D

:D <-----Regal smilie birthday totem

I must quote this EGG-ZACTLY because I LURVE it and am too lazy to do me own!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRFDAY ROYAL QUEEN LEESARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I has a owies!!! You know those canker sores you get inside your mouth? The white ones that last forever and hurt like a BIT**? It's on the inside of my cheek near the jaw, and the tendon leading down from it into the lymph node and the lymph node itself are BIG owies. Way more than the sore itself, which I can handle. It's not swollen, it just hurts. Feels like it's gonna pop whenever I bend over and the blood rushes to my head. This is wierd.

Bun-knee!!!!!!!! :o I think this requires a morphine drip, get thee to a hospital!!!!! :lol:

Snot big, is just a lil thing.......

. ;.',;.';,.';.,

PPPBBBTTTHHH.';,'.;,;.',;.';,

. ;'.;'.,;.';.,;.'

does anyone else think this looks like a gee-tar :lol:

Me for 5 days Looked like a palm tree, lounge chair and waves till I hit post!:

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BEVEL!!!!!!! when I quote it, I can see the real picture :lol: LOVE IT!!!!!!!! So excited for yer sunny getaway.............

SILLIES! You must ahve thought I had a lot to say, the squiggly name was down there so long - but no - - had some phone calls, forgot I was signed in

I have now forgotten everything else :blink:

but love Jan-it's stalking bird :lol: and Amanda's KITTEHS!!!!!!!!!! (put them in a box and ship to Nikerler) :wub:

more later

Mtndog Collaborator
Me for 5 days Looked like a palm tree, lounge chair and waves till I hit post!:

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There it is! Everyone who doesn't feel good- get well. Everyone who feels good- stay well. BunKNEE- hope you pheel better soon! Em- I'll be thinking of you and yer dad.

I taught this to the little kidlets while in the Peace Corps. Very fun if you get faster and faster and faster andfaster

Also Hokey Pokey You put your eyes in, you put your eyes out....

Silliness teaches :)

It's all phun till someone puts their eye out! SNACKLE!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Gads. Been a painful couple of days at work. Lesson learned: it's easier not to screw up than it is to try to trace your errors afterwords. (Didn't someone else also learn this recently? :rolleyes:)

other lesson learned: colored highlighters are our friends.

:lol: :lol: I love this, and also love the image of Mad Jess in a room with loud, heinous, 80's music blaring and everyone else rather askeert of it :lol: And - Jess, do you want to tell us what happened with the highlighters? :lol:

Jyagnitt! Don't do it!! You're liable to wake up, look sleepily out yer snowy bedroom window, and suddenly see, peering in, a li'l face. . . . . . .

A li'l brown, beaked face .. . . . . .

*snort* :lol: scary brown stalker bird....do you think he has......evil intent????? :unsure:

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh my gawd- I am 2 posts away from 4500 posts so I must post twice before I go for good luck.

A Psilly Blessing

May gluten-free food find you

May Poopy Cows seek you out

May the Yeti keep you warm in winter

And your farts be more silent than deadly.

And until we meet again,

may you giggle till you pee your pants. :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

The Humble Roll (Ok- here comes the fluid onslaught :ph34r: )

Next time you go to the loo

'Cos you have something big to do

Please consider the humble roll

And make conservancy your goal

Keep it turning up and over

And you will use so much less

Maybe you need just a wee

That's a two piece, maybe three

A constipated crap is more

So maybe you should start at four

But keep it turning up and over

And you will use so much less

But if a great big dump's your need

Then counting pieces you'll not heed

You'll reel it off in one big go

And not disturb the bowel's flow

But keep it turning up and over

And you will use so much less

Now diarrhea's a different case

It rarely ends up in one place

Yards and yards is what you'll need

For that you'll want a rapid feed

So bugger it and turn it over

And sod it if you don't use less

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: BEV!!

OMG, Bevel.......You have outDONE thyselph!! Freaking heeeeelarryus poetry! It seems to come so naturally to you, Ms. Wackl..... .You are our true Psilly Poet Laureate...... .. . .

jerseyangel Proficient

Bevvie hit 4500 wif a real flourish! :lol:

Now watch out :o;):D

curlyfries Contributor

GAAAHHHH!!!!..........EMOTIBUSTED!.......AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!!!!!!!!....I thought we were back to 20!<harrumphface!>.....oh ......must've miscounted!<embarrassedface>

HAPPY REGAL BIRTHDAY, QUEEN LEEEESAR THE OLDER!! (By a year)........

What are your big celebratory plans today, Your Highness? There should be a birthday dance, for certain, at some point. . . . .

Thanks Em and all the rest <smileyface>

Nothin excitin goin on here on this momentous occassion :P

Much pain in me legs from the dance last weekend, and shoveling snaux has made it worse :( .............But if there were dancing this weekend, I'd be there in a heartbeat! ;)

Tomorrow we'll be goin to the in-laws' and I'll be fixing dinner.......whatsup with that? <_<

:lol: .....The 25th was me FIL's birfday.......so that's what we're doing for him. Plus hubby will troubleshoot their computer and talk to his dad about a tree that needs cutting down.

I'm hoping to get some birthday money from me dad so I can go clothes shopping....he always come thru :D

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Excellent bird, Jyan-knit! ;)

Sophie got the game Hustler Award

Sophie hustles????? :o .......and gets an award for it?????? :huh:

:lol::lol:

Me for 5 days Looked like a palm tree, lounge chair and waves till I hit post!:

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Ah, yes!....It does look much better in the reply box.! :D .............like a secret picture only psillies can decipher! :lol:

Hee! Me grandpa used to do "toe-knee-chest-nut" :lol:

:o:ph34r:

We're doing that one in the preschool . .

:blink: .....really??????.....oh wait..........does 'nut' mean the head? :rolleyes:

A Psilly Blessing

May gluten-free food find you

May Poopy Cows seek you out

May the Yeti keep you warm in winter

And your farts be more silent than deadly.

And until we meet again,

may you giggle till you pee your pants. :lol:

<Hee>.....a psillie toast!

jerseyangel Proficient
:blink: .....really??????.....oh wait..........does 'nut' mean the head? :rolleyes:

:lol::lol: I never thought of it that way......which is kinda surprising fer me :P

curlyfries Contributor
Next time you go to the loo

'Cos you have something big to do

Please consider the humble roll

And make conservancy your goal

Keep it turning up and over

And you will use so much less

Maybe you need just a wee

That's a two piece, maybe three

A constipated crap is more

So maybe you should start at four

But keep it turning up and over

And you will use so much less

But if a great big dump's your need

Then counting pieces you'll not heed

You'll reel it off in one big go

And not disturb the bowel's flow

But keep it turning up and over

And you will use so much less

Now diarrhea's a different case

It rarely ends up in one place

Yards and yards is what you'll need

For that you'll want a rapid feed

So bugger it and turn it over

And sod it if you don't use less

Outrageously phunny, Beverleigh!!!!!!

:lol::lol:

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I'm usin ALL me allotted emoticons for that!

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh no......I wrote the silly blessing but not the poem, twas a Brit named Liz Curtis and I got it: Open Original Shared Link

just thought you'd enjoy it. :D:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh my gawd- I am 2 posts away from 4500 posts so I must post twice before I go for good luck.

A Psilly Blessing

May gluten-free food find you

May Poopy Cows seek you out

May the Yeti keep you warm in winter

And your farts be more silent than deadly.

And until we meet again,

may you giggle till you pee your pants. :lol:

*SNOOOOOOOOOOOORT* :lol: :lol: :lol: Absolutely BRILL, Bevel!!!!!!!! Yes, she IS hitting 4500 with a PHLOURISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Humble Roll (Ok- here comes the fluid onslaught :ph34r: )

Next time you go to the loo

'Cos you have something big to do

Please consider the humble roll

And make conservancy your goal

Keep it turning up and over

And you will use so much less

Maybe you need just a wee

That's a two piece, maybe three

A constipated crap is more

So maybe you should start at four

But keep it turning up and over

And you will use so much less

But if a great big dump's your need

Then counting pieces you'll not heed

You'll reel it off in one big go

And not disturb the bowel's flow

But keep it turning up and over

And you will use so much less

Now diarrhea's a different case

It rarely ends up in one place

Yards and yards is what you'll need

For that you'll want a rapid feed

So bugger it and turn it over

And sod it if you don't use less

OMG - did you WRITE THIS??????????????????????????

:lol: :lol: x 25 FAN-PHARKING-TASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LESARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! No dancing this weekend? and - cooking dinner for yer FIL? Summat's wrong wif dat..............but...............NO MORE SNOW SHOVELING for ya!!!!!!!! And - I think you should raid the booze cabinet at yer in-laws house :ph34r::lol:

Sillies - - I MUST tell you what Wee Kitteh does (what is his name? right now it's Kit Kit :blink: )

when I first sit down to the computer in the evening (after work), Wee Kitten puts himself right in front of me, stands on his hind legs on my desk and......wraps his little arms around either side of my neck, practically in a choke hold :lol: then kisses and kisses and KISSES and nuzzles my face and chin for as long as I let him............I am not sure there's ANYthing cuter (well, from HIM, this is not counting The Weezel, who is the WORLD"S CUTEST LIVING CREATURE, as we all know) :lol:

:wub::wub::wub: He is really going to force me to love him, isn't he?

flourgirl Apprentice

Suessslee, Iyam so very glad for you and your Shtinkeh, huggereh, Kisseh, Kitteh! How could you resist such affection. Kittehs bear no falsehoods in the wee little souls....he truly adores you! He really should get a name, you know :P

jerseyangel Proficient

<--------Me new Diva av! B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Suessslee, Iyam so very glad for you and your Shtinkeh, huggereh, Kisseh, Kitteh! How could you resist such affection. Kittehs bear no falsehoods in the wee little souls....he truly adores you! He really should get a name, you know :P

He LOVES us..........gets up on the couch and snuggles with Weezee!!!!!!!! She is tolerating him much better and actually gets excited to see him most of the time. :wub:

His name........... :blink: why is that so hard? It was Mr. Jenkins/Jenks and then Jax........they just don't roll off the tongue. I dunno WHAT to name him. It's just Kit Kit for now....or Kitty, or Kitten....... not right!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:

<--------Me new Diva av! B)

PADDEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yer so stinkin' diva-ishly GLAMOROUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How fantastic!!!! Do you like the cut? Notice any huge difference? Are you no longer blow-drying/ straightening? How incredibly free-ing..........am SOOOOOOO sick of blow-drying me damn hair

<_<

curlyfries Contributor
LESARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! No dancing this weekend? and - cooking dinner for yer FIL? Summat's wrong wif dat..............but...............NO MORE SNOW SHOVELING for ya!!!!!!!!

Won't be another dance club til the middle of Feb. :( ...........More snaux s'posed to be coming next week :angry: Hubby does most of the shoveling, but when he's at work and I'm not, and he won't be able to get up the driveway when he gets home.......well........it's the least I can do. ;)

Wee Kitteh luuuurves his Soozle! :wub:

Tinkerbell is sitting on me lap wif her front paws on the desk, watching me type! :D

I see Patteigh has posted with her new do.......must submit my post so's I can take a look! :P

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