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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Ridgewalker Contributor
It is a beautiful area. She actually lives right next to Cold Mountain.

I enjoy all that goes along with going to a football game ... the game itself is incidental ... I prefer college football.

Or, Carla when she gets her braces off and whitens her teeth. :D

I cannot begin to tell you how much mouth pain I'm in. The ortho adjusted them and I got a new wire across my mouth. The wire was too long and it has made big sores in the back of both sides of my mouth. I filed it down on both sides, not easy to do, LOL. Now I have wax over it so the sores can heal. I can hardly eat ... in fact, I don't eat much. I also have six ruber bands pulling my teeth together, so I keep clenching my jaw because it's too difficult to open. Ouch.

Cold Mountain is one of my very favorite movies!

The description of what's going on inside your mouth basically sounds like torture. Ugh, I am sorry you're having a hard time with that on top of other stuff!!!

-Sarah


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BTW, here's a little silliness for you...

Lucas's elementary school is doing a big fundraiser right now, called Cow Bingo. I had never heard of this (but I am not originally from the south... my family's from the finger lake region of NY- we moved down here when I was a kid.) So I had to get his teacher to explain it to me.

So we're all selling these Cow Bingo tickets. On the day of the event, they paint all these squares in the soccer field, and each square has a purchased ticket number painted in it. Then they put a cow out in the field and wait. The first square the cow poops on wins! :lol:

-Sarah

CarlaB Enthusiast
So we're all selling these Cow Bingo tickets. On the day of the event, they paint all these squares in the soccer field, and each square has a purchased ticket number painted in it. Then they put a cow out in the field and wait. The first square the cow poops on wins! :lol:

-Sarah

You have got to be kidding!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
So we're all selling these Cow Bingo tickets. On the day of the event, they paint all these squares in the soccer field, and each square has a purchased ticket number painted in it. Then they put a cow out in the field and wait. The first square the cow poops on wins! :lol:

:lol: FANTASTIC !!!.....but, oh the tension as you wait for Daisy to 'drop one' :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sarah- Can you have a party tomorrow??? That sounds AWESOMe (oh wait- assumed I could invite myself

Wait, is tomorrow, today, or tomorrow? :blink: Is she having the party, er, today? Holy cow, let me check fares and times and dingo sitters - I'm coming too!!!!!!!!!

We have just over two acres, cleared... only drawback is a lack of mature trees, so that's going to be challenging. The summer sun here is brutal!

-Sarah

TWO ACRES!!! oh how I long to live in teh Carolinas. That is where I would find my charming, chivalrous and beautiful southern man. harrumph!

10. Blowing Paper:

"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."

:lol: why, I never thought about that!

Ahhhh....I'm always so far from all the action. :( Sarah, I wanna come to your party, too, but I'm just too far away from NC! Man, we Canadians are too far from everything...no fair.

No, not true!! Nikki's flying in from across the pond, surely you're just a TAD farther than that! You can do it!!! :P

Carla!! Heinous, medieval mouth torture! :o

Cold Mountain is one of my very favorite movies!

Cold Mountain is my favorite contemporary American novel......

So we're all selling these Cow Bingo tickets. On the day of the event, they paint all these squares in the soccer field, and each square has a purchased ticket number painted in it. Then they put a cow out in the field and wait. The first square the cow poops on wins! :lol:

-Sarah

:lol:

well WHO NEEDS THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and welcome back to Janet, LOVE the Blair Witch photo.................

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nikki, love your choice of name for your kitty...Will is my DH's name, as well. Means "strong protector". Dunno about my husband, but I bet that kitten could offer up some resolute protection! :) He looks adorable.

He is :D ....thank-you to our resident etymologist (I really must stop using long words I don't understand :lol: )

here in Canada we did do one thing right many years ago, and that was create a VERY exciting, entertaining world of football. It is a much, and I do mean much, faster, more enthralling game in the CFL than in the NFL. Three downs, a longer field (end zones), big, scrappy players that are making a third of what the NFL superstars are...the stadiums are electric! I've gone since I was a young kid, and we take our kids to games now. Have you ever watched a CFL game? If you get the chance, do!

HAVE to comment now.

You peeps (Americans,Canadians) may have a good game with a ball (odd shaped or otherwise) but football it ain't!

Football = 2 teams, 11 a side, game of two halves (45mins each) most popular game IN THE WORLD, blah, blah, blah :P ......

no fair.

A bit like my bad...an economy, TSK Emily!! <_<

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG so here is something not so funny! John and I had taken off today to get a lot of wedding things done. So we were going to grab the Marriage License as well...probably didnt spell that right but :wub: so we get ready to do that part and here it is Columbus day so all goverment things are closed!!!!!

So we still got wedding things done so far but now we have to take off more time at work to get this done. Since goverment office close at 5 and we all work till 4:30...ugh! Had to share!!!!


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I love love love Cold Mountain, great movie, great book.

Also Last of the Mohicans, one of my must visit places in life is the place where LOTM was filmed in the BLue Ridge Mountains. BEAUTIFUL.

Susie Q, still on the look out for your perfectly southern gent :D

HAVE to comment now.

You peeps (Americans,Canadians) may have a good game with a ball (odd shaped or otherwise) but football it ain't!

Football = 2 teams, 11 a side, game of two halves (45mins each) most popular game IN THE WORLD, blah, blah, blah ......

:lol: Nikki

DingoGirl Enthusiast

HAVE to comment now.

You peeps (Americans,Canadians) may have a good game with a ball (odd shaped or otherwise) but football it ain't!

Football = 2 teams, 11 a side, game of two halves (45mins each) most popular game IN THE WORLD, blah, blah, blah :P ......

nikki-uk Enthusiast
"stay alive! no matter what happens, I WILL find you! Just stay alive!

Oh bloomin EXCELLENT :lol::lol:

The nun says,

"That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party."

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
A HALLOWEEN STORY

:lol::lol::lol:

Love it!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Susie, excellent nun joke. :lol::lol:

I was looking for Jin's magic hair post but couldn't find it. Just a warning Jin, keep an eye on that hair . . . don't let it evolve into

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I was looking for Jin's magic hair post but couldn't find it. Just a warning Jin, keep an eye on that hair . . . don't let it evolve into

:huh::lol:

oh that is SO CREEPY!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
so she lets me of the car and YELLS - -

"stay alive! no matter what happens, I WILL find you! Just stay alive!

:lol::lol::lol:

Omg I would be peeing my pants.

That line is so classic.

Great nun story :D

Jin and magic hair??

Green12 Enthusiast
so she lets me of the car and YELLS - -

"stay alive! no matter what happens, I WILL find you! Just stay alive!

:lol::lol::lol:

Omg I would be peeing my pants.

That line is so classic.

Great nun story :D

Jin and magic hair??

nikki-uk Enthusiast

I love this :lol:

Dublin personal ads

How can you possibly not love the Irish? These were actual "Personal Ads" in the Dublin News:

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fianc

Ridgewalker Contributor
Dublin personal ads

How can you possibly not love the Irish? These were actual "Personal Ads" in the Dublin News:

..........

:lol: :lol: :lol:

-Sarah

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Jin and magic hair??

Evidently Jin's hair eats things - I think things lost in the house can sometimes be found in Jin's hair - and also - maybe she has hair "explosions," wherein said hair is suddenly found clumped on an innocent bystander nearby :lol:

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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fianc

tom Contributor

Aaarrrgh!! Here I am, walking into T-joe's, happy as the happiest of clams (not that I'm qualified to comment on the bliss of mollusks - I have not personally run the studies), then I hear the music. The &^%$#% store is encased in an annoying KC & the Sunshine Band piece of simplistic excrement, so grating I actually find I'd rather leave the store than do my shopping.

OK, song's over by now. Should be safe to venture back in . . .. . . .. . .plz God, let it not be a medley.

(LOL @ everything posted!!! Specific silliness for later!) :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Aaarrrgh!! Here I am, walking into T-joe's, happy as the happiest of clams (not that I'm qualified to comment on the bliss of mollusks - I have not personally run the studies), then I hear the music. The &^%$#% store is encased in an annoying KC & the Sunshine Band piece of simplistic excrement, so grating I actually find I'd rather leave the store than do my shopping.

Now this is funny :lol:

:D medley :D

elye Community Regular

Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fianc

CarlaB Enthusiast

Lots of funnies!!

Tom -- That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it, uh huh, uh huh! Hee, hee, I always liked KC and the Sunshine Band, of course I was in the 7th grade when they were popular!

My kids have the C D ... if you ever stop by I'll let you listen!

tom Contributor

ooooooooooo anyone else been watching the approach to page 200??

How to commemorate the bicentpage-iness of the unequivocally silliest page not only on c.com but maybe on any health-related forum? :wacko:

<wave yo hands in da Ai-yeh!!>

Everybody say "PAAAAARRRRRRR-teeEEE!!"

jerseyangel Proficient

Wow--page 200! Kinda snuck up on me :P

That a lot of silliness and giggles :D

elye Community Regular

Yessssss!!! I'm the first one on PAGE 200!!!! :lol::o:lol::o

....do I get a house now?......

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