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:lol: Willy Warmer :lol: --it does look itchy!

This reminded me--who was it that posted the knitted digestive tract last year? I'll see if I can dig it up.

Oh I've seen that!! Not sure if this is the same site but it's this one right??

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If you like that one you may find this interesting :rolleyes::)

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Oh I've seen that!! Not sure if this is the same site but it's this one right??

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If you like that one you may find this interesting :rolleyes::)

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And you guys think I"M WEIRD? :huh:

I never knew about this faction of the knitting crowd :o The NAUGHTY KNITTERS :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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oh dear gaaaaaaaaaaawd.......the catsuit made me actually snort a little....until I saw willy warmer and female reproductive organs.......

:lol::lol::lol:

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My memories of grandma peacefully knitting in her rocker are forever soiled <_<

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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let's think of weird things Jessica can knit.....hmmmmmmmmmmm......(rubbing chin like mad scientist).........I got nothin' so far.....

jerseyangel Proficient
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Oh I've seen that!! Not sure if this is the same site but it's this one right??

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If you like that one you may find this interesting :rolleyes::)

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Jessica--

Yes--that's the one! Thanks for saving me the search :D

The uterus one is wild--but I don't think mine can play piano :unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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The uterus one is wild--but I don't think mine can play piano :unsure:

patti :lol::lol::lol:

I think mine can but it's awfully painful :P

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let's think of weird things Jessica can knit.....hmmmmmmmmmmm......(rubbing chin like mad scientist).........I got nothin' so far.....

Earmuffs for the dingos?

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OK, I've just spent 2 hours AT WORK looking at heinous knitting pictures and carrying on email discussion about starting a christmas knitting circle on the ferry making willy warmers for various situations.

Black silk with beads for those special evenings...

Something out of cotton for the beach...

Maybe an S&M version with octagonal beads on the inside...

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OK, I've just spent 2 hours AT WORK looking at heinous knitting pictures and carrying on email discussion about starting a christmas knitting circle on the ferry making willy warmers for various situations.

Black silk with beads for those special evenings...

Something out of cotton for the beach...

Maybe an S&M version with octagonal beads on the inside...

Maybe she could knit a nice hat for the ostricat? She could knit in some flames - like the ones you see on those 1950's coupes.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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Earmuffs for the dingos?

Excellent!....they must be tall and triangular....I don't think they'll stay on long........

OK, I've just spent 2 hours AT WORK looking at heinous knitting pictures and carrying on email discussion about starting a christmas knitting circle on the ferry making willy warmers for various situations.

Black silk with beads for those special evenings...

Something out of cotton for the beach...

Maybe an S&M version with octagonal beads on the inside...

heh heh....she said heinous.....heh heh

:P

oh dear God octagonal beads on the inside....not going to touch that one.....in ANY way..... :lol:

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All this talk naughty knitting makes me wonder - what REALLY goes on at BAND CAMP? :blink:

Where's Carla? She'll tell us!

CarlaB Enthusiast
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All this talk naughty knitting makes me wonder - what REALLY goes on at BAND CAMP? :blink:

Where's Carla? She'll tell us!

I think lots of stuff went on at band camp ... but I was a good girl and didn't participate! I've heard stories of what went on in the band bus, too .... I never knew until I met with some of my old friends recently. We all still stay in touch.

I was gone for a while ... took a sauna and a rest ...

Guest melannen
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And you guys think I"M WEIRD? :huh:

I never knew about this faction of the knitting crowd :o The NAUGHTY KNITTERS :P

Oh yes there certainly are naughty knitters.

Here's another naughty pattern...this will further soil your memories of grandma knitting, don't say I didn't warn you :P:)

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Excellent!....they must be tall and triangular....I don't think they'll stay on long........

Here's some earmuffs...don't think they'd work for dingos though

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Although these might if we made one for each ear ;)

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And just because they're weird

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*edit* forgot about this one

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hint - it's a hat :lol:

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ha ha ha ha - - that is TRUE for your age - - it was true for me until about age......42? maybe? not as true any more. And that is FINE with me...... ;)

yes! that would be a good one for the hat. Also the any altitude farting thing....but people WILL ask you whta it says...... :blink:

hey, how about "Hey, Nonny, nonny" from this:

"Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more,

Men were deceivers ever,

One foot in sea and one on shore,

To one thing constant never.

Then sigh not so, but let them go,

And be you blithe.... and bonny,

Converting all your sounds of woe

Into hey nonny, nonny, nonny.

Sing no more ditties, sing no more

Of dumps so dull and heavy,

The fraud of men was ever so,

Since summer first was leafy."

LOVE THAT SONG AND MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh... one of my favs!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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LOVE THAT SONG AND MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh... one of my favs!

hi Bev :) wait....it was a song? I can only remember Emma Thompson reciting it to the girls as they languished in the grassy shade (Shakespeare movie w/ Keanu and why can't I remember the title?).....it was fabulous.....is there something else I missed? I do know they sang it in the A & E version of "Jane Eyre" (which OMG BTW is SO fabulous)..... ;)

OMG jessica - - you are killing me with this wacky knittery - - - surely that pink Hallowig will snag a guy, dontcha think? ;)

YES - - my dingos want those pink nose things knitted together for their beautiful, pointy ears!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes: Ear accessories for our cold winter walks!!! :lol: Now get busy.....

Guest melannen
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OMG jessica - - you are killing me with this wacky knittery - - - surely that pink Hallowig will snag a guy, dontcha think? ;)

I actually made one of these for Halloween last year. I was Tonks from Harry Potter :)

Although I think my 5yo (then 4yo) brother wore it more then I did, he loved it!!

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OMG you have to look at this one! It was just posted on one of my fav knitting sites!

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and yes it is knit, there's better pictures of it further down the page

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hi Bev :) wait....it was a song? I can only remember Emma Thompson reciting it to the girls as they languished in the grassy shade (Shakespeare movie w/ Keanu and why can't I remember the title?).....it was fabulous.....is there something else I missed? I do know they sang it in the A & E version of "Jane Eyre" (which OMG BTW is SO fabulous)..... ;)

OMG jessica - - you are killing me with this wacky knittery - - - surely that pink Hallowig will snag a guy, dontcha think? ;)

YES - - my dingos want those pink nose things knitted together for their beautiful, pointy ears!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes: Ear accessories for our cold winter walks!!! :lol: Now get busy.....

Well, I just meant song as in the way Emma (one of my favorite actresses) recited it in Much Ado Aabout Nothing. I have the soundtrack to the movie and it's got music behind her words so it sounds more like a song. Such a great movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The wacky knitting is the best. On another thread, because I'm brain dead, I have been ordered to only wear thongs by the Dave (yuck- I hate them). Maybe a mohair thing (9ewwww... how itchy would that be?). I had a professor who knit a mermaid. That's pretty cool!

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The wacky knitting is the best. On another thread, because I'm brain dead, I have been ordered to only wear thongs by the Dave (yuck- I hate them). Maybe a mohair thing (9ewwww... how itchy would that be?). I had a professor who knit a mermaid. That's pretty cool!

Mohair= BAD (no wonder goats are so grouchy...)

Cashmere....that's the way to go...with little bows (no "floss" :blink: ) to tell the back from the front. :ph34r:

What kind of creep knits a mermaid? I hope it was a nice older woman and not some skeevie old man with bad teeth and too much tweed who likes long soaks in his grimey tub :ph34r:

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Have to watch myself -- my daughter is now on the forum :blink::blink: But, her screen name is "the princess" -- giggles allowed, my friends -- but you can ask HER about what goes on at band camp!! She may be a little less forthcoming with info, as well, though . . . . . xxxooo Lynne, who now has her computer back :D

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Have to watch myself -- my daughter is now on the forum :blink::blink: But, her screen name is "the princess" -- giggles allowed, my friends -- but you can ask HER about what goes on at band camp!! She may be a little less forthcoming with info, as well, though . . . . . xxxooo Lynne, who now has her computer back :D

Hi Lynne--Your daughter is delightful! I'm glad to see you back--I was wondering about you, then Ashley told us you were having computer problems.

How ya doin? B)

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Mohair= BAD (no wonder goats are so grouchy...)

Cashmere....that's the way to go...with little bows (no "floss" :blink: ) to tell the back from the front. :ph34r:

What kind of creep knits a mermaid? I hope it was a nice older woman and not some skeevie old man with bad teeth and too much tweed who likes long soaks in his grimey tub :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

The funny thing is that the woman I know who knits mermaids is my mean ex-boss who is mean and wel... mean.

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

The funny thing is that the woman I know who knits mermaids is my mean ex-boss who is mean and wel... mean.

So she doesn't have any friends and she's taken to knitting herself some? :huh:

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So she doesn't have any friends and she's taken to knitting herself some? :huh:

'Zactly! She was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mean to me when I was first diagnosed. Her friends have confessed they don't even like her! :ph34r:

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'Zactly! She was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mean to me when I was first diagnosed. Her friends have confessed they don't even like her! :ph34r:

Well, poopy on her :angry:

Hey Bev, how was your weekend? Did you get to go away?

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