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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Talking cat translation

:lol:

Sooze!!....ain't no cat going potty outside whilst there's a litter tray indoors <_<

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Talking cat translation

:D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
I've had cats that would pound frantically on the door to get back in so they could go potty :blink:

:blink:

what in hell

Sooze!!....ain't no cat going potty outside whilst there's a litter tray indoors <_<

<_< well, it has to stay in as he will NEVER be allowed to roam freely outside.....can nae risk injury or loss to my wee babe :wub:<I've already almost killed him once myself> :ph34r:

LOVE the talking cat translation :lol:

almost phorgot - Ray-chill made a Seinfeld reference the other day and it slipped by us .....was it the latex salesman one? :lol:

George: "VANDELAY!!!!!!!!! SAY VANDELAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jerry: "and you want to be my latex salesman" :lol: :lol:

to this day, my mom and I call vindaloo chicken Vandelay Industries chicken :lol: :lol:

SILLS!!!!!!!!! am I losing me mind or........did anyone post an angel food cake recipe? I am so irritated with the thought of baking, however, that it may just be Chocolate Easter Pig pie from me mum, and strawberries and ice cream from me, her lazy, slag daughter :lol:

PadT, I think you said there was a good angel food mix by some company?

Well heck, that would require a drive clear across town to Whole Paycheck on a Friday <_<

- - an utter heinosity and, who knows if they'd even have it......

:rolleyes:

am going to lay on the couch and read my book now - getting nowt done today :ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
her lazy, slag daughter

*SNOOOORT*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Me Mum's friends say the same :lol::lol:

am going to lay on the couch and read my book now - getting nowt done today

A plan most excellent of which I can recommend!!!!!!!!! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

It was Gluten Free Pantry Angel Food Cake Mix--easy and good. :) It's been a while, but I think you just add water.

I've never made an angel phood cake from scratch.....

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

OMG.....I can't stand it.....I'm still shaking.. . . ...... . .

The Wildcats won the championship. In a SHOOTOUT.

Dear gawd......a number of times, I was sure I was going to have to head outside and throw up.

This shootout went back and forth FIFTEEN times. Thirty shooters.

Talk about a nightmare for a goalie parent..... . . . . . . . .jeez, and maybe a goalie, too..... :lol:

Dad dinna make it. But my mom did, and brother, sister and pertinent in-laws.

Great stuff.

I've never needed several glasses of wine like I do right now.

So I may not be back till later tonight.

Perhaps pissed.

:lol:

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
Posted

Soooo........

where did I leave off?

Hmm. Well, I think it was somewhere around here--

I was all like :)

and then you guys were all like :unsure:

and then psawyer was all like :ph34r:

and then I was all like :huh:

and then I was like :(

but now I'm all like B)

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The Wildcats won the championship. In a SHOOTOUT.

Dear gawd......a number of times, I was sure I was going to have to head outside and throw up.

:lol::lol: Em--go have that wine--stat!! :D

What a day you had! And Sophie--You go girl!!!!!!!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

GO WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

Em possibly getting pissed (this I take to mean inebriated, NOT angry :lol: )

M drunk sounds PHUN :lol: ...I'll join yerz!!!!!!!!!

OH!!! ......AND - this could ONLY happen at Easter weekend for pharque sake.....me bloody boiler's broken down AGAIN!!!!!!!

I'm going to kill SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!

...pass the wine someone!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I just wanna say I love youse guys :wub:

Pseriously ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Soooo........

where did I leave off?

Hmm. Well, I think it was somewhere around here--

I was all like :)

and then you guys were all like :unsure:

and then psawyer was all like :ph34r:

and then I was all like :huh:

and then I was like :(

but now I'm all like B)

I'm presently swinging wildly between :lol: + :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
OH!!! ......AND - this could ONLY happen at Easter weekend for pharque sake.....me bloody boiler's broken down AGAIN!!!!!!!

Gwad! Not again!!!!!!!!!!! :o:angry:

Yeah--ALWAYS at the most inoppertune time..... <_<

I'm joining you and Em in that glass or 3 of wine.....do you think there's room in there fer all of us??? :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
but now I'm all like B)

Pretty much says it all :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
I'm joining you and Em in that glass or 3 of wine.....do you think there's room in there fer all of us??? :lol:

...and a pot of Greek yogHurt??? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
...and a pot of Greek yogHurt??? :unsure:

Why not--Jess uses it in her tapioca :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Wine goes with everything :rolleyes:

Gads. My boss is hesitant to let me not work on Fridays because "what would everyone else think?" :huh:

I'm like all :blink:

Dude, you got bigger problems then my lack of body in the lab one day a week... :ph34r:

Patti :wub: :wub:

gotcher back, babe

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Hi Sillies-

Was a very long day for us--

Didn't get to bed till 1 and then up @ 4 to be at the hospital for 5:15. John and I really liked his surgeon. I was crying before we left the house--just scared I guess. They had him on his way to the OR @ 7:15. I was alone when I said goodbye. His mom had not arrived yet. I had dried my eyes before entering the hospital but I let loose there....I dont care how minor a surgery anything can happen and I was nervous. So I walked to my office cause I knew someone would be there. I met his mom and then we went to the waiting room. @ 9:30 the dr came and handed me a cup- it had several (16 to be exact) gall stones- 1 was the size of a gumball you would get at the gumball machine in the mall and the rest were the size of chick peas......those were for me to keep. He had already took a whole urine cup full to the lab. So he was full. He told us we could see him in about an hour they were waking him up. At 12 we finally got in- they couldnt get him awake. When we got in there he was in a lot of pain--unfortunately that never got better so he is still in the hospital and will stay until tomorrow morning. His mom left at 1:30 but yet John was still inchorent and really foggy from the drugs. He kept slipping in and out of sleep and moaning in pain. After John's mom left I called a coworker and took a walk- seeing my husband in so much pain and not being able to help him was upsetting. His surgeon came in again @ 3:30 and said John's pain was no subsiding--even though it was laprosopic a bigger whole was made since the gall bladder was much larger and since it was literally full of stones. I am home for the night- I needed to come home and get a nap and just eat and dry my eyes. I will go back in the morning- John told me not to come back since he was going to sleep (which is good) Jen is going to check on him when she gets in and will tell me how hes doing. I am going back @ 6:30 in the morning- he should be discharged between 7-7:30. I wish I could have him here but at the same time I couldn't give him the care he needed and I was scared to bring him anywhere in the condition he was in.....so I am going to go lay down and sleep for a bit....such a long day, but wanted to give you guys an update--thanks for all the warm thoughts and prayers....

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Amanda--thanks for letting us know despite how exhausted you are :)

Well, it's over and John can begin healing and feeling much better. Hopefully, he won't remember much of the pain from today.

Get some rest and something to eat :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
I've never needed several glasses of wine like I do right now.

So I may not be back till later tonight.

Perhaps pissed.

:lol:

gahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!! this is fan-farking-tastic!!!!!!!! :)

And so Em's all :wacko: I guess - yes, you go gitcher self pissed, Em and come back and see us!!!!!!!! :lol:

Soooo........

where did I leave off?

Hmm. Well, I think it was somewhere around here--

I was all like

and then you guys were all like

and then psawyer was all like :

and then I was all like

and then I was like

but now I'm all like

OMG :lol: :lol:

I"m like all :lol: and that just CRACKED me up, Mimmsy *snort*

Gads. My boss is hesitant to let me not work on Fridays because "what would everyone else think?" :huh:

I'm like all :blink:

Dude, you got bigger problems then my lack of body in the lab one day a week...

OMG :lol: :lol:

we are quite phunny on this Good Friday :lol:

and BTW I'm with Geoss - - I LOVE surgery - have only had one - loved it so much

but Amanda! glad it's all over!!!!!!!!! get some rest

PadT! :wub:

I loves youse guys also, me Psills :wub:

back to the couch, my book, my pets, and Ellen....highly productive day :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Just wanted to poop in and ((((((((((((((HUG AMANDA))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Hi Sillies-

Was a very long day for us--

Sleep, Amanda. You've earned rest. John will feel much better in the morning.

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Mtndog
Posted

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
Just wanted to poop in and ((((((((((((((HUG AMANDA))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too! :wub:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
I've had cats that would pound frantically on the door to get back in so they could go potty :blink:

Same here! THAT was where they were supposed to go....not outsiiiiidde!! :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
Just wanted to poop in and ((((((((((((((HUG AMANDA))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me 3!!! Manda....so glad you two have that part over with! The waiting in agony is over. Let the healing begin! Hope it's quick and easy :)

Hi all! Happy Good Friday! Jude...hope yer doing much better...youse too Psuess! Loved the great news from Curly grandma <heeheegiggleface> Or is it Gramma Curly.....or Gramma Fries....or....aw heck. Such good news, anyway.

Holiday weekend. I'll be working it. Glad we had company last weekend.

Gardens are greening, spring bulbs looking beautiful. I love all of the flowering trees throughout the area! Just lovely! Seeing the "babies" peeking up out of the ground is better than Christmas for me! I go for daily tours of my yard to see who's coming up. Better yet....I forget that I've planted some things, so I get surprises from me to me! (I'll bet I could have a blast with old-timers disease, huh?)

Hope you all have a wonder Easter weekend. Eat lots of chocolate....just short of getting sick on it ;)

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