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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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If someone has a problem with my looks, it's their problem and not mine! :D Therefore, I have no difficulty with going to the store *fresh* from the garden complete with dirt under my nails and dirt stains on my jeans. If my hair is not perfect...no sweat...I love to wear caps! I save lots of money by not wearing makeup and perfumes. I don't have to impress anyone, I just have to be happy with who I am. I don't have to take (too much) crap from anyone, I have enough crap of my own.

Anyone who is a real and genuinely decent person will see beyond the exterior to the real, wonderful person you are inside. Those are the people who are my friends and who I want to surround me in my (all too short) life. These people can deal with, and even love, my odd quirks, sometimes strange moods, and the whole range of things that make me individual.

Theeeresssa :wub:

What a wonderphul outlook!! Thanks for the uplifting read during me breakphast. :D

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Several. Did not think to show up wearing a crown, however.

well there's yer problem :lol:

Again, I don't get out much

*snort* :lol:

Tis my face on Queen Elizabeth's bod (and note--she, too, has large bosoms). The waddle and smirk? All mine.

Hubby made it for me

makes me OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!! and - please note the slight mullet factor - - actual Queen's shorter hair, with Mimmsy's hair hanging beneath - I LURVES IT!!!!!!!!!

Mimms - hope yer day today is better than yesterday, and all inconveniences are but a memory.......

And the rococo thum heads!!!

Can we all lift our skirts like the Madonna dancers on MTV??

We gotta show off our sparkles

Roccocco Thumb Heads!!!!!!!!! :lol: <newest band name>

Psuess....in order to age gracefully (at least without screaming and tearing out the hair) is to look for the advantages. There are many! While I have never been "beautiful", I realize at this time in my life that I never will be, and don't have to be concerned about it anymore. I don't have to care. If someone has a problem with my looks, it's their problem and not mine! :D Therefore, I have no difficulty with going to the store *fresh* from the garden complete with dirt under my nails and dirt stains on my jeans. If my hair is not perfect...no sweat...I love to wear caps! I save lots of money by not wearing makeup and perfumes. I don't have to impress anyone, I just have to be happy with who I am. I don't have to take (too much) crap from anyone, I have enough crap of my own.

Anyone who is a real and genuinely decent person will see beyond the exterior to the real, wonderful person you are inside. Those are the people who are my friends and who I want to surround me in my (all too short) life. These people can deal with, and even love, my odd quirks, sometimes strange moods, and the whole range of things that make me individual.

Tea - this is SUCH a great outlook.......I'm just not there yet. :( wish I were....it's kind of complicated and has much to do with.....the emphasis in my home, growing up :blink: too deep to share here, however.

I need more therapy. :huh::lol:

Happy Wednesday sills!!!!!!!!!!

:)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Psuess....I have to admit it takes practice! EVERY family is disfunctional (unless you are already beyond this world). I used to be a real mouse, trying to please everyone and turn myself inside out in the effort. (Have you ever seen an inside-out mouse? Not a pretty site!) I got tired of being a doormat for every phool who had radar for people like me. Loving yourself, forgiving yourself is an ongoing effort......practice, practice, practice! :lol::lol:

PS.....try new experiences. Sometimes you get a whole new way of seeing things. Like the philosophers say.....who says that something shaped like a table is necessarily a table? If you'd never seen one before...who knows what use you could find for it! Take fresh looks at everything. Use your artistic talents for find new ways at looking at things, including yourself. You are a beautiful person, my lady. PFFFFFFTTTT!!! to anyone who can't see that! :P

'Nuff for todays lecture. Perfesser TED is going back to housework now.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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PPS....Psuess.....you are no longer a child growing up in that dysphunctional setting. You have come waaaayyy beyond that! Let it go, move on, love the life you've been given and make it your own!

BIIIGGG HUUUGGG!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Hi GUYS :D

Please don't send me to the tower BUT I forgot to congratulate our new queen :unsure:

SO, a little late ....

CONGRATS TO QUEEN RAE-CHALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and may I say Ma'am,.... you're looking GOOD in yer av !!! ;):lol:

THREEZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I :wub: your words of wisdom :-)

I am bored...... run out of coke yesterday (drink :rolleyes: ).........wait :unsure: ...HARK!!! I here Tel back from the shop store WITH caffeine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I'm down to one 500ml bottle a day :ph34r:

..needs me phix ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hmmmmmm......trans V/invasion.....never want to try that particular joy-ride! The yearly humiliation is bad enough!!!

:lol: TransV Invasion... . ..... This sounds like a new roller coaster ride at the Ex.....or the code name for the latest offensive in Afghanistan.. . . ...... . ..or the media tag for a potential pandemic . .. . . ...or the racehorse who came in third at the Derby. . ...

...Or an all-girl band!

Take fresh looks at everything. Use your artistic talents for find new ways at looking at things, including yourself. You are a beautiful person, my lady. PFFFFFFTTTT!!! to anyone who can't see that! :P

Tareeeeesuh!....Um. . . ..... . . :unsure: ... . . are you a therapist?

You certainly SHOULD be! What wise, thought-provoking words... . .... . .We absolutely need to look at things from an entirely different angle, regularly .. . ....

You know, I think we do this a lot in Psillyville, and this is why it is such a refreshing, phunny place to come. :)

Please don't send me to the tower BUT I forgot to congratulate our new queen :unsure:

Fair Nikerler! Off to the Tower wif you! The long march that so many condemned subjects before you have walked, or been dragged. . .. ... . ..

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

no quotes allowed at work

Tree :wub:

thank you so much......um, I really wish I had been a pleaser, pleasers are more likeable :huh:

I became the ACTING-OUT CHILD :unsure:

dear gawd.........made life hell for myself.....this I blame on being a freaking GLUTEN BRAIN all of me life :( at any moment, you could bounce a fork off my fore'ead, and I was highly reactionary....very, very mean to my family growing up.....wish to hell I could have a lifetime do-over, as I seriously could not stop the yelling...... :(

but the LOOKS thing - obsession with appearance.....I relied on my looks all of my life....and they're totally fading, I'm middle-aged, 'tis a fact, and I'm having a really, really hard time dealign wtih it, largely becasue I'm still single.

:(

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is all too deep for the silly thread!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Soozle's Tortured Gluten-Brain Past" - - look for the book, Sills :hah: <too tired to write it>

Emmel - yer poor dad has been in the hospital quite a lot lately! Yes, bring sparkles :lol:

NIKERLER's down to one coke a day? and no smoking? so healthy over there!!!!!! (my vice is not soda, but fuzzies and wine, as you all know)

'tis a lovely day, I'm at work, staring at my wackl boss, who's on the phone for about AN HOUR now....whilst I goof off......... :blink:

today - - i showed him photos of a new friend on facebook, who is VERY cute, in my opinion.

and my boss says, "are you ovulating or something?"

:lol: :lol:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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TransV-invasion??? . . . Yep, been there, done that . . . no longer needs to be never was on my "life" list.

Glad to hear Amanda has checked in . . . :D

Headed off to me mum's tomorrow to shop for and plant flowers. Outrageously busy getting ready to leave (Honestly!!! Hubby asked me what to put in the kid's school lunches!!!) So . . . way too busy to be phunnee but really enjoying y'all. I should be able to check in once or twice over the weekend as the parental units do have a computer . . . unfortunately, it's in my dad's bedroom and he gets up about 10am and goes to bed about 8pm . . . and there's a three hour nap during the day in there somewhere, too :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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today - - i showed him photos of a new friend on facebook, who is VERY cute, in my opinion.

and my boss says, "are you ovulating or something?"

:lol: :lol:

Hee! :D So...are you?? :unsure::P

Sooz--I have to say that even in yer supposed "aging" phaze, you really are a beautiphul woman--inside and out ;)

Headed off to me mum's tomorrow to shop for and plant flowers. Outrageously busy getting ready to leave (Honestly!!! Hubby asked me what to put in the kid's school lunches!!!) So . . . way too busy to be phunnee but really enjoying y'all. I should be able to check in once or twice over the weekend as the parental units do have a computer . . . unfortunately, it's in my dad's bedroom and he gets up about 10am and goes to bed about 8pm . . . and there's a three hour nap during the day in there somewhere, too :P

Have a good time wif yer mum and dad, Jan-it! Hope your visit finds her doing well :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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unfortunately, it's in my dad's bedroom and he gets up about 10am and goes to bed about 8pm . . . and there's a three hour nap during the day in there somewhere, too :P

Jahgnutt! There will be no way you can go into yer sleeping dad's room and check out Da Ville. . ....too much laughter ensues, and you would constantly awaken him.....

:D

Hope your mom is in phine phettle. I know it will be difficult to determine from what she tells you (I've got me one' o those stiff-upper-lip-caught-in-denial parents, too) . ......

It's great you're going! :)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Hey Bunnyrabbitt! I was on steroids just once. Doc thought it would help tendonitis (I was having problems with lots of inflammation in lots of places :( ) I had a severe allergic reaction and thought I was literally going to die! Probably wasn't smart, but I stopped cold and tossed them all. They are so nasty, I would tell anyone to be cautious, and only to consider them a last alternative. I guess many people take them safely...hope they are helping you. Take care!

They actually put me on steroids because I had sumac (not ivy) and it was all over my face and neck and my throat started to close so I couldn't breathe, so steroids STAT. Probably not the kinda doses you'd use for tendonitis though, doesn't take much to kick a poison sumac rash. The benadryl wasn't working too.

You guys wanna hear how the beef stuff came out? Is all this food talk boring? :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
You guys wanna hear how the beef stuff came out? Is all this food talk boring? :ph34r:

:lol: Food is NEVER boring!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You guys wanna hear how the beef stuff came out?

You betcha! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
TransV-invasion??? . . . Yep, been there, done that . . . no longer needs to be never was on my "life" list.

Can I get one on the NHS??? :unsure: .... I got sparkles! :ph34r::lol:

Sooz--I have to say that even in yer supposed "aging" phaze, you really are a beautiphul woman--inside and out ;)

POIfectly put Paddeigh!!!! <we need to coin a phrase for where the previous poster sums up what you was thinking!!!>

Pseuzhee!!.... see above AND I don't think you are losing yer looks AT ALL, but EVEN if you were a wizened old hag ;) (WHICH YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!) your personality would win everyone over!!!!.....so there!!

Jahgnutt! There will be no way you can go into yer sleeping dad's room and check out Da Ville. . ....too much laughter ensues, and you would constantly awaken him.....

:D

Hope your mom is in phine phettle. I know it will be difficult to determine from what she tells you (I've got me one' o those stiff-upper-lip-caught-in-denial parents, too) . ......

It's great you're going! :)

See:

we need to coin a phrase for where the previous poster sums up what you was thinking!

:lol: how lazy was that!!! but pseriously Giahn-eet, hope all is ok ;)

You guys wanna hear how the beef stuff came out? Is all this food talk boring? :ph34r:

Talk me through it!!!! :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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All right, Bunnie. . . . ......talk to us about the beef. .........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hey sils--what's shakin B)

Comcast guy was here, we had a bad modem. Thumbs average ;)

Nik--even wif sparkles, you don't want one o' those.....the thing looked like a microphone to me :lol::o

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
All right, Bunnie. . . . ......talk to us about the beef. .........

Yeah Bunnie--where's the beef? :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Nik--even wif sparkles, you don't want one o' those.....the thing looked like a microphone to me :lol::o

I remember something very like this, as well, Pahtee..... . ..a large microphony thing. Hell, did they expect to get a song outta me from there?? :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol:

sparkles, vaginal microphones, and beef.

Bunnie, tell us about the beef!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor
tom
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I remember something very like this, as well, Pahtee..... . ..a large microphony thing. Hell, did they expect to get a song outta me from there?? :lol:

Perhaps just a series of stage-ready soliloquoys or .. . .let's call 'em monologues. :P

<always wondered how well one could enunciate>

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

A Ptaum poop-in!!!!!!!!! :)

Nik - you'll be pleased to know I did some - um, bevelling? (not you, Bevel :lol: ) of the Geronimo cut......it's not quite as ......pyramidical.....somehow laying better.

:huh:

but there's always tomorrow, when I plan to dye it myself, hence creating another chance for ruination.

<_<

:lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted
:lol: :lol: :lol:

sparkles, vaginal microphones, and beef.

Bunnie, tell us about the beef!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, sorry! I was caught up making tonight's dinner, which was crispy coconut chicken with maple mashed sweet potatos. I'm sure you're not interested in that....

So the beef stuff! Two pounds o beef, huge pile of diced onion, 3 ripe avocados (woulda been 4 but #4 bit the dust) and a big scoop of sour cream. Brown beef and onion, I put the onion in first for a while with butter so it would be nice and sweet and squishy. Browned up the beef w/ the onion, added garlic powder, salt, pepper, cumin. Smushed the avocados and mixed in sour cream, garlic powder & lemon juice. Which makes a fabulous veggie dip by its lonesome, then stirred into the beef stuff (did NOT drain beef, left the juice) and made mushy beef stuff A La Bunnie! It was FREAKIN DELICIOUS. Perfect with salty corn chips, and also very good cold the next day. Only thing I don't like about cold beef dips is the beef gets kinda tough and hurts my teeth, so I heated it up a bit for lunch. Just as good the next day, the avocado didn't turn at all. Would be perfect with cheesy refried beans & rice, but ran out of time.

I'm off to bed! I get up at 4:30..... yawn...... :blink:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Perhaps just a series of stage-ready soliloquoys or .. . .let's call 'em monologues. :P

<always wondered how well one could enunciate>

When we saw Robin Williams he did a bit about genitalia and how they were 'built' by committee.

"Let's add curtains! And a doorbell! When you ring the doorbell, the curtains will open! And we made it horizontal, but it started to talk, so we went vertical...."

elye Community Regular
elye
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Perhaps just a series of stage-ready soliloquoys or .. . .let's call 'em monologues. :P

:lol::lol:

Gad, I would hope simply a monologue.......'twould be quite alarming to pick up a faint four- or five-way conversation. . . ......

<always wondered how well one could enunciate>

:lol::lol:

Wow. Um. . . . . .is this. . ....... . . something that is commonly wondered by men? Or.....anybody, for that matter?

Might look great in a mirror. . . . . . ......

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
"Let's add curtains! And a doorbell! When you ring the doorbell, the curtains will open! And we made it horizontal, but it started to talk, so we went vertical...."

:lol::lol::lol: Gah!!!!.. .. . ....

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