The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Darn210]

  elye said:

Hey! All Psillyville veterans. .. . ...remember my tale of things constantly changing in first year life drawing studio, how I was constantly erasing and erasing??

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Cuz you woz wearin' an outfit like the chick in the flick??? . . . No wonder!!! . . . you seemed to have left that part of the story out in your previous rendition.

[elye]

G'Morning, Psillies!

  Darn210 said:

Cuz you woz wearin' an outfit like the chick in the flick??? . . . No wonder!!! . . . you seemed to have left that part of the story out in your previous rendition.

As a matter of fact, that is me in the video. Yes, the story starts to make a lot more sense once you know exactly what I look like, and what I tend to wear. ....

*SNORT*

It seems the urologist is going back into my dad's kidney tomorrow morning to take out two big stones that he could not get in the three-hour surgery last month......he extracted enough stones to make a necklace and matching bracelet, and now there will be a pair of earrings. Gad.

So, more surgery. The specialist must figger that Dad can handle more invasion.. .. ....I just know dad's thinking, "Lord, enough, already!"

[flourgirl]

Ugh! Em-n-Em....yer pooor, poor dad! I remember the one time my own dad was in the hospital. His first and only time till last year. He had scar tissue wrapped around and cutting off the intestines (they sent him home a couple of times saying nothing was wrong with him and he almost died. Exploratory surgery discovered the problem <:aghastangryWIHface:>) Anyway....I took my son and his cousin, then about age 10 to go visit. We were all fine until Dad showed us his staples just before we left. I stepped into the hallway and doubled over in an attempt not to faint! Guess I couldn't handle my Dad in a position of less than perfect strength and health . I wonder if the boys remember this? I keep your Dad and your family in prayer.....hope he returns to good health soon.

JGSHesS is going to discover a way for us to make a living without working???!!! count me in! Actually I like to work.....especially if it's for myself and in my yard.

PSuessLe with the magic Kloves! Sounds like a sinister movie.....the Dark siDe of Harry PotTer! (heh heh).

I'm with Psuess on the hair.....quite unique!

Kold and rainy here....but supposed to warm up. K'mon Summer!!!

[nikki-uk]

  elye said:

It seems the urologist is going back into my dad's kidney tomorrow morning to take out two big stones that he could not get in the three-hour surgery last month......he extracted enough stones to make a necklace and matching bracelet, and now there will be a pair of earrings. Gad.

So, more surgery. The specialist must figger that Dad can handle more invasion.. .. ....I just know dad's thinking, "Lord, enough, already!"

Hope all goes well Em

You know, you can never have enough kidney stones

DEAR GAAAAWD I need to lie down

I made the fatal mistake of going to our nearest 'mall' in the half term school holidays

Chock-a-block full o' teens

Anyhoo, I think I'm getting old (HA!...didn't we already establish that I AM??? )

My eldest son gave me a gift voucher for a clothes shop 'Top Shop' (do you have this??)............WHAAAAAT a load of old tatt I thought

...but some success, bought a dainty little Swarovski necklace with the money Tel gave me

Back later..... going to see Sven

[elye]

  nikki-uk said:

Back later..... going to see Sven

Gad. Just saw Sven meself. . . . . ...... . he's an aggravating, uncooperative, exhausting individual, ain't he? More and more difficult for me to meet with this guy the older I become... .. . . ..

Swarovski necklace? Great find, Nik! Though not nearly as spectacular, I am certain, as my dad's kidney stone set. . . . . ....

[jerseyangel]

Gawd Em....not more stones fer yer dad Oye--enough is enough

Keeping him in my thoughts as always

Nik--phab necklace

[Jestgar]

Brain fog theme song?

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[DingoGirl]

  mimommy said:

Yeah, our men have that in common, Em Slim . He's already accidentally got a friend he didn't want (snicker). He'll figure it out--he's smart that way

Yes! Do it!!! Invite him to be your friend (I gave him fair warning already that my crazy sils might try to be friends )

Yes, you guys--go give friend requests to Scott--hee! Make sure you tell him who sent ya.

he's ma friend now

  Darn210 said:

Cuz you woz wearin' an outfit like the chick in the flick??? . . . No wonder!!! . . . you seemed to have left that part of the story out in your previous rendition.

gahhhhhhhhh! :lol:

nice to see you here, jan-it, adn bringin the silly

  elye said:

As a matter of fact, that is me in the video. Yes, the story starts to make a lot more sense once you know exactly what I look like, and what I tend to wear. ....

I knew you woz a tart, Slim

not more surgery and stones!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope this will take care of all of it, Emmel.

  flourgirl said:

Ugh! Em-n-Em....yer pooor, poor dad! I remember the one time my own dad was in the hospital. His first and only time till last year. He had scar tissue wrapped around and cutting off the intestines (they sent him home a couple of times saying nothing was wrong with him and he almost died. Exploratory surgery discovered the problem <:aghastangryWIHface:>) Anyway....I took my son and his cousin, then about age 10 to go visit. We were all fine until Dad showed us his staples just before we left. I stepped into the hallway and doubled over in an attempt not to faint! Guess I couldn't handle my Dad in a position of less than perfect strength and health . I wonder if the boys remember this? I keep your Dad and your family in prayer.....hope he returns to good health soon.

EGADS!! ya fainted?

  nikki-uk said:

Anyhoo, I think I'm getting old (HA!...didn't we already establish that I AM??? )

My eldest son gave me a gift voucher for a clothes shop 'Top Shop' (do you have this??)............WHAAAAAT a load of old tatt I thought

...but some success, bought a dainty little Swarovski necklace with the money Tel gave me

a load of tatt

old tatt.....was this a used clothing store? gads......

guess who else SVENNED tdoay!!!!!!!!! OMG sills, I went to the gym!!!!!!! *gasp*

going to try and make it a regular habit......was VERY unpleasant, however, getting into my car in NINETY-NINE degree heat, covered in sweat and going back to work

  Jestgar said:

Brain fog theme song?

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such a sad, manchester little song!

Sills - I don't have much Silly - - just reading along but feeling rather blah..........

carry on!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Sills

I think I has fleaz

well, that's what I was TOLD anyway, at this barbecue on Monday....but........

had fleas years ago once, with Cookster kitteh. I remember having tons of tiny bites on me lower legs and feet, that was it.

And now, I have two or three BIG bites showing up every morning....some are quite purple and large and.........necrotizing.

and none of me pets, by the way, is scritch-scratching.

Geoss, I believe you had fleez recently, did you get any bites? what did they look like?

This all happened after that Hispanic Devil Cat invaded.

what in hell. :lol:

they looked to be spider bites to me but....I do know that there WOZ a spider on me bed a few days back. I tried to kill him, but think I only maimed him.

Now he is pissed.

so quiet here......where is everybody?

[mimommy]

  elye said:

We must all head over there en masse - - twenty of us requesting Scott's friendship.......he won't know what hit him.

Have you sent him any high-powered rifles yet, Rayechull?

Yes, and brass knuckles, too Lil' love tokens

  elye said:

G'Morning, Psillies!

As a matter of fact, that is me in the video. Yes, the story starts to make a lot more sense once you know exactly what I look like, and what I tend to wear. ....*SNORT*

It seems the urologist is going back into my dad's kidney tomorrow morning to take out two big stones that he could not get in the three-hour surgery last month......he extracted enough stones to make a necklace and matching bracelet, and now there will be a pair of earrings. Gad.

So, more surgery. The specialist must figger that Dad can handle more invasion.. .. ....I just know dad's thinking, "Lord, enough, already!"

Ahhhh, it's all suddenly making sense now. Slim, struttin' her stuff for the male model. Schwing!

Seeing our fair Emil in a whole new light--the little hora

_{(that's foot in Russian)}

Oh, Em, your poor dad. I mean, really, how much more torture can they inflict on him??

And, kidney stone body jewels is just, like, wrong!

  flourgirl said:

PSuessLe with the magic Kloves! Sounds like a sinister movie.

It really DOES!

  nikki-uk said:

Chock-a-block full o' teens

WHAAAAAT a load of old tatt

Love the colonial colloquial British isms

Lisa, how's the pnuemonia?

Janet, are you going to/already in Florida?

Susan, FLEAS??? WIH?

Pat--any luck house hunting?

Jess, chick update?

Suze and Jess--sils hangin' wif me hubs on da book. Crackin' this old beeotch up!

[Jestgar]

My flea bites are tiny red dots. You might react more strongly.

Bedbugs bite in clusters or lines....

Have barely seen the chickies these last few days. Too busy. Fling some food at them in the morning, and a bit more at night. Turns out that what they like best to eat is...

_chicken

[jerseyangel]

  Jestgar said:

Turns out that what they like best to eat is...

_chicken

E-w-w-w!!!!

[Darn210]

  DingoGirl said:

Sills

I think I has fleaz

And now, I have two or three BIG bites showing up every morning....some are quite purple and large and.........necrotizing.

Yep . . . that's the way I react to flea bites . . . worse than skeeter bites (I mean mo-skeeter, not me daughter - although she used to be a biter when she was lil')

  mimommy said:

Janet, are you going to/already in Florida?

Headed there on Saturday. Last day of school is Friday. Skeeter (me daughter not a mo-skeeter) has a gymnastics thingy to perform in (read photo-op for parents) on Friday night. I guess I start packing tomorrow. Somebody should do some laundry. Patty?

Sorry 'bout them stones, Em . . . forget the jewelry, perhaps a stone fireplace . . . hope it goes well.

Sven?? . . . well he can kiss my fat a$$

[mushroom]

  elye said:

.I have deeply distressing news ... Our provincial seller of alcohol, the LCBO, is....wait for it.......

Going on strike.

This is such an enormous development in my life. . . .....

I can barely comment.

Have they declared a national emergency??!! T'will be a riot soon, I predicts. Trouble with putting all the power in the hands of de state (see, I learned my lessuns well in the U. S. of A.) The noive of it, in essence the gummint (or their agents) decreeing "Thou shall not drink!!) Had much the same problum in Utah though; felt like a criminal trying to ferret out a six-pack from behind the bars. Couldln't wait to get to Arizonay, but then we ends up in the Navajo Nation and couldn't wait to get to...Durango!

  jerseyangel said:

... And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!

Don't evah buy any household fixtchas from PadT!!! --evil wo(man)s but very funny

Definition: widow: n; someone who always knows where her husband is

  elye said:

Hey! All Psillyville veterans. .. . ...remember my tale of things constantly changing in first year life drawing studio, how I was constantly erasing and erasing??

Open Original Shared Link

Gawd, my art classes were never THAT interesting!!! But I still had to keep erasing....

  Quote

As a matter of fact, that is me in the video. Yes, the story starts to make a lot more sense once you know exactly what I look like, and what I tend to wear. ....

*SNORT*

It seems the urologist is going back into my dad's kidney tomorrow morning to take out two big stones

You can model for us any time you like.

I hope your Dad is at least making rubies, or amethysts to help pay for all this surgery... oh wait, it's free, right?? Well to compensate him for all the horrors he has undergone, then. Tell him all the Psillies wish him a quick recovery

  flourgirl said:

JGSHesS is going to discover a way for us to make a living without working???!!!

Well actually, I've found it....it's called retirement, and it's not actually living, it's called hanging on for dear life in these times, scratching like Soozle :lol:

  nikki-uk said:

I made the fatal mistake of going to our nearest 'mall' in the half term school holidays

Chock-a-block full o' teens

Nothing like a mall to add 30 years to your life. I only go there on days when I'm feeling particularly perky and chickey (not many of those)

  DingoGirl said:

Sills

I think I has fleaz

And now, I have two or three BIG bites showing up every morning....some are quite purple and large and.........necrotizing.

I do know that there WOZ a spider on me bed a few days back. I tried to kill him, but think I only maimed him.

Now he is pissed.

Beware the Piss-ed spider!! I know they has small heads, but I thinks they has looooong memories. Sure sounds to me like you are spider-smitten rather than flea-ridden Fleabites are not supposed to do that????

I'se trying to motivate meselph to get me house ready for Barb (she comes back tomorra) and think about what to take with me, but I think I will just take one big bag with all my gluten free snacks, medications, supplements, ointments, creams and lotions--and syringes!!--and forgeddabout the rest of it (shouldn't need my phake phur knickers) I drive homeland security bonkers when I go through their screening Hehehe.

[Jestgar]

  mushroom said:

, it's called hanging on for dear life in these times, scratching like Soozle :lol:

:lol:

My new favorite phrase for working hard, but getting little ultimate benefit.

[mushroom]

  Darn210 said:

... worse than skeeter bites (I mean mo-skeeter, not me daughter -

Sven?? . . . well he can kiss my fat a$$

Is skeeters the same as mossies??? What drove me out, them thangs!!! One bite on my arm and I would swell from my elbow to my fingertips!!! They kept me in my house 24/7 except when I became a mad dog and went out in the midday sun and added to my repertoire of skin cancers

Down here "the bush" (forest) has another curse--sandflies!!! Little no-see-ums that chew the heck outta ya! Joy!!

And as for Sven, he would have a broad! target here.

[flourgirl]

  Jestgar said:

Brain fog theme song?

Open Original Shared Link

Yes!!! That's it!! I'm a Ragmuffin child with a finger painted smile.....Cloudy, my thoughts are scattered round me....LOVE IT!!!! I also love Simon and Garfunkle...I have some CDs here some place but not that one. Used to have lots of their albums

[flourgirl]

Sha-Roomie! Loved your def. of retirement. Hubby wants dearly to retire in a couple of years...but doesn't look good. Doesn't help that my "illness" came along and knocked us for a good loop! Seems many are in the same boat......hangin' on fer dear life and scratchin' like Psuessle! Oh! Yer not down to eating cat-food, are you? Are there any gluten-free brands?

Psuess....my vote is not for flea-bites. I've only ever seen tiny red dots as flea bites. Could be something else....whatever it is I hope it goes away and you don't get any more!!! Watch for the "bulls-eye" look to those! Some spider bites can be pserious!

[elye]

  Jestgar said:

Too busy. Fling some food at them in the morning, and a bit more at night. Turns out that what they like best to eat is...

_chicken

This is exactly meal-time in my house.

  Darn210 said:

Sorry 'bout them stones, Em . . . forget the jewelry, perhaps a stone fireplace . . .

Yes! Or a retaining wall .. . . ..... ..

  mushroom said:

Gawd, my art classes were never THAT interesting!!! But I still had to keep erasing....

Shroomie! Were you simply no good at life drawing, or did things that you were trying to render keep... . ......changing?... . . . ......

  mushroom said:

Down here "the bush" (forest) has another curse--sandflies!!! Little no-see-ums that chew the heck outta ya! Joy!!

Dear gawd, we have these little horrific things in Northern Ontario - - tiny little black flies, millions and millions of them, getting in yer eyes, ears, hair, driving the most stalwart of explorers and workers to insanity... . . . . . ..

Have nae experienced this torture, just heard the graphic legends.

We have HUGE, fuzzy bumble bees around here. There is one (the very same one each year, I am certain) who is quite taken with me. Every now and then when I am outside in the back, he will come lazily by, buzzing as loudly as a lawn mower (he is the size of a small bird, truly), and circle around me for a while. He has often landed on the ground near where I am digging, or on the arm of my chair whilst I sit wif me tea. Quietly regarding me, I assume.

This weekend Jack and I were walking to the store, and suddenly there he was, buzzing around my head.

"Mom! It's your bee!" The Ripper exclaimed. "This is getting a little ridiculous".... .

What does this mean? What does it want from me?

[Jestgar]

  elye said:

We have HUGE, fuzzy bumble bees around here. There is one (the very same one each year, I am certain) who is quite taken with me. Every now and then when I am outside in the back, he will come lazily by, buzzing as loudly as a lawn mower (he is the size of a small bird, truly), and circle around me for a while. He has often landed on the ground near where I am digging, or on the arm of my chair whilst I sit wif me tea. Quietly regarding me, I assume.

This weekend Jack and I were walking to the store, and suddenly there he was, buzzing around my head.

"Mom! It's your bee!" The Ripper exclaimed. "This is getting a little ridiculous".... .

What does this mean? What does it want from me?

Clearly you are just sweet.

mmm....better check that insulin dose....

[jerseyangel]

Eek!!

The Fire Marshall is conducting an inspection of our apartment complex and today they're doing our building. The alarms have been going off for the last 45 minutes on and off. Me eardrums are about to pop out

I was in the shower when it started, they came to my door as I was getting out I yelled I would be a second--hurried into me clothes, wrapped a towel around me 'ead and let 'em in.

They were only in here a minute, but the dang sirens are still going off.

[nikki-uk]

  jerseyangel said:

Eek!!

The Fire Marshall is conducting an inspection of our apartment complex and today they're doing our building. The alarms have been going off for the last 45 minutes on and off. Me eardrums are about to pop out

I was in the shower when it started, they came to my door as I was getting out I yelled I would be a second--hurried into me clothes, wrapped a towel around me 'ead and let 'em in.

They were only in here a minute, but the dang sirens are still going off.

Ok, Patti, answering the door to firemen with wet hair, with a towel wrapped around her

She is cooler than you know

M's 'B'

[elye]

  Jestgar said:

Clearly you are just sweet.

mmm....better check that insulin dose....

I have been suspecting that its attraction to me comes only on the days that I have dried corn syrup in me hair . .... . ...seriously, this could be what's up.

  nikki-uk said:

Ok, Patti, answering the door to firemen with wet hair, with a towel wrapped around her

She is cooler than you know

Patteigh's a siren herselph!

Now, where was Bevel at this opportune moment?

[Jestgar]

Well, not nearly as much fun as Patti answering the door wet and naked, but mildly entertaining.

My student is taking a class from a guy we are collaborating with (so I know him). Yesterday he announced in class that he's just been diagnosed with celiac disease.

I sent him a link to the forum.

_{Don't tell him who I am.}

[jerseyangel]

  Jestgar said:

My student is taking a class from a guy we are collaborating with (so I know him). Yesterday he announced in class that he's just been diagnosed with celiac disease.

I sent him a link to the forum.

_{Don't tell him who I am.}

Uh-oh....Jess's worlds are about to collide