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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
PeOter--I love your new av!! :D

ditto!


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Darn210 Enthusiast
PeOter--I love your new av!! :D

ditto!

Likewise! . . . :D

elye Community Regular

GoOooOOoOoood Sunday morning, peeps!

Nik! Are you following the British Open? Simply fantastic - - 59 year-old Tom Watson could win the whole thing, over a bunch o' kids... ...... .. ... :)B) T'would be a big one for the record books.

Just luuuuuuuuurve Underdog Stories. . . .. ....

POeter! What a phab big fellow in yer av - - this must be your famous celebrity from the cat food package, n'est-ce pas?

nikki-uk Enthusiast

LOVE that POeter's cat is a 'moderator' :lol:

Well, no pig phlue materialised for me (t'is ALL you hear on the news & radio ...peeps dropping like flies :blink: )

I think I've fought it off!!!!!...but still feel underpar....nae gym for me today...

GoOooOOoOoood Sunday morning, peeps!

Nik! Are you following the British Open? Simply fantastic - - 59 year-old Tom Watson could win the whole thing, over a bunch o' kids... ...... .. ... :)B) T'would be a big one for the record books.

Just luuuuuuuuurve Underdog Stories. . . .. ....

Emmel.....*yawn* Watching golf is to me is akin to watching The Ashes (cricket)........sleep inducing ^_^:lol: ...... although I have enjoyed playing both.

My Dad follows the Open....*I* was forced to be his caddy for many years :rolleyes:

Weather's like April - sharp showers, then blue skies, then blowing like a gail

Forty winks post roast beef dinner inevitable in roughly 5 mins ;) ........

Darn210 Enthusiast

Who was having lunch wif somebody that had FB problems?? Em, was that you?? I'm looking for the details. What happened?

Friends down the street are getting a golden retriever pup in two weeks . . . so we will be able to partake in the joys of a new puppy (romping wif abandon and puppy kisses) without the misery of a new puppy (bedtime whining, 2 am potty breaks, wet spots on the carpet that you don't see until you've stepped in it) . . . :lol::lol: . . . I can't wait.

elye Community Regular
Who was having lunch wif somebody that had FB problems?? Em, was that you?? I'm looking for the details. What happened?

Our lunch was postponed until next week, but in her email to reschedule she did tell me that hackers got into her profile and began sending "horrific" messages to all of her friends, her photos were sent everywhere and she began getting messages from people she did not know. Evidence of phishing appeared, as well. I'll get more details when I see her. She's a sensible person who did not put up much information on her profile, so it remains frightening.... . .

(bedtime whining, 2 am potty breaks, wet spots on the carpet that you don't see until you've stepped in it) . . . :lol::lol: . . . I can't wait.

Puppies and elderly parents.. . . . ..... .. :huh:

:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Puppies and elderly parents.. . . . ..... .. :huh:

:lol::lol:

Hey, looks like we might try renting a house in Maine next year for our family vacation. We go with friends from Cincinnati. Any recommendations? . . . Places to stay, restaraunts, "must-sees" or "don't bother wifs". Bev, I was thinking you may have wondered up there a time or two.


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

HI MY SILLY FRIENDS

oye :blink:

Just came up to take a break and read something funny.........hummmmmmmm

is there any funny in the world today :blink::lol:

well,

If you all consider scrubbing 15 years of build up off kitchen cabinets doors funny......well.......great we found some FUNNY.

i MIGHT be dead before we ever get to CA

We did have the realtor over on Wed nite and it went well but alot on our list to do

she said the house at the end of the street she listed had multiple bidders

the 2 open houses were crowded

some people still interested in our street for a location so when we are ready to list she has names.

We're running out of $$ people........... :ph34r:

garage sale this weekend for mostly Jim's stuff............

At least his stuff should bring in more $$ than mine as I gave alot away to people i knew.

Then basement should be ready for DEEP cleaning

I do enjoy reading a catching up

hope all are well

It's too beautiful a day here in Philly to be scrubbing woodwork with BLEACH.....

HUGS TO ALL

Judy

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

Hey, looks like we might try renting a house in Maine next year for our family vacation. We go with friends from Cincinnati. Any recommendations? . . . Places to stay, restaraunts, "must-sees" or "don't bother wifs". Bev, I was thinking you may have wondered up there a time or two.

Janet

where in Maine?

we've been there

there is a gluten-free bakery in Wells Maine. It was a town i used to work in my college years for a summer job.

read about it on some gluten-free site.

Judy

Darn210 Enthusiast
Janet

where in Maine?

we've been there

there is a gluten-free bakery in Wells Maine. It was a town i used to work in my college years for a summer job.

read about it on some gluten-free site.

Judy

We figure we'll be around Acadia National Park somewhere . . . I'm having a hard time navigating my atlas. There's a bazillion towns along the coast . . . all with populations under 1000 and everyone of them gets a dot. :blink: . . . I bought reading glasses . . . :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
POeter! What a phab big fellow in yer av - - this must be your famous celebrity from the cat food package, n'est-ce pas?

No, this is Caramel. She's not a really big cat, but she looks huge in the picture. the Thinkpad is 12" wide by 10" deep. She weighs about nine pounds. :)

An unusual day here. I am at the store, but not really working. I'm just here as backup in case the newest hire needs support. <_<

Day 28 of the strike, and still no end in sight. The only thing is sight is more piles of garbage. :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Gawd, yes! There's the best idea........I stay drunk all the time. Then everybody is so much easier to tolerate... . .. . ....!

Ummmm . . . :unsure: . . . because now they're only hammered every so often???

. . . we're gonna spike the punch later after the "baby" goes home.

And if you stay drunk, you'll never get a hangover.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

GOOD SUNDAY MORNING SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

I see that everyone is in phine phettle :lol:

but this is all I've read - got catching up to do.......not now, however. Am recovering from an entirely insomniatic weekend (got back late last night and SLEPT 10 hours straight in me own bed - twas a dream!!!!!!) and staying in my cool, darkened bedroom (about 110 here today, I think?)

We had some trauma on the trip and.....Weezee got kicked out of Sophie's mom's/uncles'condo :blink: there was screaming on the phone (from her mom) and a really psychotic attack - was very, very sad and traumatic (her mom is CRAZY) so.....we stayed at Reese's, five minutes away. He took us to dinner on Friday night.........we had such a wonderful time. Aptos.....he lives across the street from a golf course in a huge thicken of eucalyptus and redwoods, etc - coastal fog and COLD breezes, mixed with sun -

'TWAS PARADISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found my house over there - now all I need is 700K to buy it :(

<must buy lottery tickets>

will catch up later - going to "nap" now :ph34r: and watch my cable - OH!!! they took away all me many channels - no more HBO movies - - I am sooooooooooooooo relieved :lol: :lol:

:wub: later, sills

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Suz--welcome back :D

The whole apartment debacle sounds awful, but glad you ended up having a nice time. :)

110--gawd :o

Jestgar Rising Star
. :blink: . . . I bought reading glasses . . . :ph34r:

Now who's <snorting>??

elye Community Regular

Joooooodie! Yer post had me larfin'... .. .....You are a busy bee!

Day 28 of the strike, and still no end in sight. The only thing is sight is more piles of garbage. :(

Dear gawd, POeter, this is hanus. It must absolutely smell hanus in many parts of the city. Windsor is at 100 days, are they not, of no garbage pick-up?

Unions! BAH! :angry::angry:Excuse the foray into political waters. ..... .. ..

Speaking of which, got a good look at Barack last evening on Anderson Cooper's report on The President in Africa. Man, he's got such an athletic, smooth, refined carriage - - haven't found the right adjective ... .. . ..... .he moves like a big, lanky yet graceful lion......the king that he is, I suppose..... . . .

This did not strike me when Obama was here in Ottawa. Perhaps t'was because he was here in February and he had his shoulders up around his ears, pounding his feet on the snow, pulling his Armani scarf tighter around his neck.. .. . . ..

Ya just can't look sexy, it would seem, in Ottawa. <_<:lol:

Jyaghnutt! We camped in Maine and Vermont many years ago. An incredible part of New England.....you will love it!

mushroom Proficient

I have NOT been to Maine OR Vermont :(:o

psawyer Proficient
I have NOT been to Maine OR Vermont :(:o

I have; both are lovely. :)

elye Community Regular
I have NOT been to Maine OR Vermont :(:o

Holee crap! We have just uncovered the two places on earth where Shroomie has not been!

:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I have NOT been to Maine OR Vermont :(:o

*gasp*

:lol:

Well, why don't you head over . . . say next summer . . . Julyish?

mushroom Proficient
*gasp*

:lol:

Well, why don't you head over . . . say next summer . . . Julyish?

Well, it's certainly not for lack of wanting to that I haven't been there, I understand they are gorgeous (if you go at the right time of year :P ) So many places, so little time....

elye Community Regular
Well, it's certainly not for lack of wanting to that I haven't been there, I understand they are gorgeous (if you go at the right time of year :P ) So many places, so little time....

Shroomie, have you been to Canada? NZ is at the top of my list of Countries I Want to Get To In My Lifetime.

(((((Sigh))))). . . . . . . ....... . SoOooOoOooOOOOooo far away.. .. . . ... ...

mushroom Proficient
Shroomie, have you been to Canada? NZ is at the top of my list of Countries I Want to Get To In My Lifetime.

(((((Sigh))))). . . . . . . ....... . SoOooOoOooOOOOooo far away.. .. . . ... ...

Not to your part of Canada I'm afraid, and would love to do that too!! I could brush up on my French before I came. I once dated a guy from Toronto; does that count? No, haven't been east of the Rockies in Canada; the western part is much more accessible from CA.

Darn210 Enthusiast
NZ is at the top of my list of Countries I Want to Get To In My Lifetime.

(((((Sigh))))). . . . . . . ....... . SoOooOoOooOOOOooo far away.. .. . . ... ...

NZ is on my list as well . . . shall we go at the same time?? . . . keep each other company on the flight?? . . . who else is in??

elye Community Regular

All right, I must recount to you all what transpired a couple of nights ago, the evening before MIL flew home. We were at the B and SIL's place for dinner, with in-laws literally everywhere I looked.

MIL was discussing how challenging it can be driving any great distances during the long winters up in Whitehorse where she lives. The Trans-Canada Highway is a main thoroughfare, and actually stretches right across the prairies into Ontario.

Listening along, I suddenly piped up, "Well, you must spend a lot of time on the Trans-Vaginal Highway".

:huh:

:o

:lol:

AND.... . . . ...I did NOT even realize what I had said. Everyone was staring silently at me (which they do very frequently anyway), and I then began to frantically replay the conversation in my head. I gasped, and started larfing hysterically.

Alone. Larfing hysterically alone.

I wonder what the speed limit is on that roadway? Long and winding, or direct? Any detours?

I would hope it is well-groomed and maintained.

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
NZ is on my list as well . . . shall we go at the same time?? . . . keep each other company on the flight?? . . . who else is in??

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