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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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psawyer Proficient
Did somebody else lose a kitteh? I read that but couldn't figure out who . . .and I, the archive queen, am not going back to find it.

Twas Laura who lost Toby. :(

Loved the dance video. :lol: :lol:

I am one of those who thinks poutine is gross. The word "poutine" is French for "mess."


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Jestgar Rising Star
I am one of those who thinks poutine is gross. The word "poutine" is French for "mess."

What???? French fries, cheese and gravy?? How could this be bad???

nikki-uk Enthusiast

:lol::lol::lol:

Em + POeter breaking some moves AND looking HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o

Holy HECK!!!.... hope none were the undiagnosed..... severe poo crimes....

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Good to see some psillies returning to the fold :D

OMG ... McDonalds Poutine :lol: .....WIH?!?!

Always fascinates me the differences of the menu of Mc D from country to country.

In Turkeh... they have some sort of soup available :unsure: of undetermined origin.

That's just reminded me..... we noticed on nearly every restaurant menu in Turk-eh had 'Chicken chops' listed.

Never did find out what it was....but when I popped to Tesco today, Tel asked me to ''pick up some o' those Chicken chops while yer out''

...making me giggle for some reason :lol: imagining asking for 'em....

laURA... I didn't know you lost your kitteh :( ... so sorry x

OK, bracing meselph for the my phirst meeting wiv Sven after 2 weeks and stones of extra weight :blink:

..which also reminds me...EM!..how's the phoot???, did you have the dexa scan?

jerseyangel Proficient
What???? French fries, cheese and gravy?? How could this be bad???

:lol: I was thinking the same thing! It sounded good to me--but then if left to me own devices sans Celiac and stuff I'd probably weigh 300 pounds. :rolleyes:

flourgirl Apprentice
Canadian Psyllie Psoul Dancing :P

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HaHAAAHhahaha! Love it, love, love it. Laufft right out loud. Loved it so much I made one to send to 2 of my sisters.....wait'll they see that! Made me remember the Elfish one you did for Christmas! Lovely! And don't our dancers look so svelt....such smoov moves!

elye Community Regular

Yep, poutine = mess, all right.. . ........ .as is a pregnant woman eating four large helpings a week... . . ... :lol:

Laura! I also missed the news of your Toby....I am so sorry... .. . . :(

Chicken chops?? What in hell? Are those chicken mouths? Do they even have mouths......beaks?... ..... . . :huh::rolleyes:

..which also reminds me...EM!..how's the phoot???, did you have the dexa scan?

Bah.......had more Xrays done.....it is definitely a stress fracture, likely over an old one that I never knew I had. :huh: Too much pounding overuse through the years........too much crazed, maniacal dancing with POeter on those terrazzo dancefloors. . . . ... .... :PB)

I am not back to running as yet. I continue to swim (despise this), bike (dislike this) and climb onto the trusted ol' elliptical machine.

It is very slowly getting better. .. . .....thanks fer askin', Nik!

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OMG, THE DANCING!!!!! I gafawed out loud, I'm TOTALLY making one of those :lol::lol:

Was the oldest's 1st day of school today, dropped the baby off at preschool, her at her school and was only supposed to go into IKEA for 2 things-mixing bowls and drinking glasses. WELLLLLLL, what's a girl to do when she gets to IKEA at 0920 and it doesn't open till 10? Oh yeah, go into Home Goods and DSW, of course.... 2 pairs of shoes, 2 handbags, new bathroom rugs, Halloween decor etc, etc, etc.. later, I get to IKEA and fill a shopping cart. I chased IKEA with Costco----Oh now I see why they put all those stores next to each other now <_< And I was supposed to be home cleaning house.

As a punishment, Sven took me on a five mile run today. It was soooo humid and uncomfortable this afternoon that I puked after 2 miles, and by the time I got home, I randomly have 5 new gigantoid blisters all over my tootsies and I can't wear shoes :huh: Guess I can't get my pedicure tomorrow--Damn that Sven, I can't even enjoy my new shoes!

Have to go watch the dancing again!! Goodnight all!


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I stumbled over to this thread and saw poutine! It has made it's way to the midwest! I saw it at a local fair a few weeks ago and it is a hit here... :lol:

I'm a newbie to the boards... so hello to all!

Jestgar Rising Star

Monica arrives and brings tales of poutine! Woooo!

elye Community Regular

HEYY! Morning comes, and another Nooobie has alighted! Welcome, Monica. Dear gawd, I cannot believe it - - this gastronomical chaos that is poutine has crossed the border and ensconced itself into the Midwest.

For any who actually want to know the history of this bizarre thing, an older clip that captures the beginnings of the Quebequois invasion:

Crap, it's even made it into the world of gangsta' rap........

summerteeth Enthusiast

My city puts on a festival every labor day weekend and this is the first year I noticed poutine... it was more popular than chicken on a stick. The friends I was with that night were absolutely horrified/intrigued by the phenom that is poutine.

Man, do I love the Midwest and our cuisine.

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin all :D

Rachelle--I love your new pic! B) Very pretty. And, I have to say yer a goil after me own 'art, what wif the shopping and all. Let's just say I woulda killed the time in much the same way :lol:

Speaking of pics, Jess-- :lol: I could eat that :ph34r:

Welcome summerteeth :)

mushroom Proficient

Gads, that poutine sounds like a right, royal MESS!--fit for our gastronomical queen. What say you, BunBun???

To me it is an abomination, being in my fries-eating days a purist--not a drop of ketchup made it near my fries :P I tell ya. And despite my British ancestry nary a drop of malt vinegar either. The only time I had "tampered with" fries was at the ballpark, everyone had been drooling over the garlic fries, so we got some at the baseball game one night. Blech!!! Most awful thing I've ever had and I luv garlic :wub:

ranger Enthusiast

Pootine. Dies that come with a side of Lipitor and a dollop of Crestor?

Velcoomin, Monacle. I am kinda new, too, and sometimes masquaraid as a Rushin Babushka.

As for all you Sven freaks, HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR FEET LATELY? :ph34r: Brakes....Blisters....I'm stayin away from Sven.

Seems veddy Syrious in silliville lately. Silly-up, peeps, I need a loud guffaw :D

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
and was only supposed to go into IKEA for 2 things-mixing bowls and drinking glasses.

:lol: RACH-ELLE!!!!!!!!!

Silly girl!!!!!

Any dealing with Ikea always begins with 'I was only supposed to.......' and ALWAYS ends in tears for the bank balance. My hubby refuses to go there anymore....we've lost WHOLE days to that shop!!!................ and YES!, why IS Costco's next door to it????

Sven took me on a five mile run today. It was soooo humid and uncomfortable this afternoon that I puked after 2 miles, and by the time I got home, I randomly have 5 new gigantoid blisters all over my tootsies and I can't wear shoes :huh: Guess I can't get my pedicure tomorrow--Damn that Sven, I can't even enjoy my new shoes!

I tend to see it as a good work out if you puke!! :lol: ............. but BAH!..no pedicure???...that's TOO much!!!!!!! :angry:

For any who actually want to know the history of this bizarre thing, an older clip that captures the beginnings of the Quebequois invasion:

Crap, it's even made it into the world of gangsta' rap........

Well this is just FANTASTIC Em!!!.... giving me a fascinating insight into your culture :lol:

...and BTW, ...some of the weirdest French accents I have ever heard! :huh:

I am strangely drawn to the Poutine though :unsure: , if only to say 'I tried it and didn't die!' :lol:

And despite my British ancestry nary a drop of malt vinegar either.

Surely you jest Neroli????? :unsure:

...no vinegar on yer chips is a crime most heinous IMO ;)

Got now't done today ..... am trapped ... reading the' Twilight' books by Stephanie Meyer, I am on book #2

Suitcases lay FULL, untouched....... dishwasher exploding!, ...can barely move for unopened mail....but I've committed to this marathon and must see it through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OH!!!!!!!!...and another noo-bee......... welcome to Summerteeth!!!!!!!!!!!! (fabulous user name!!)

ranger Enthusiast
OMG, THE DANCING!!!!! I gafawed out loud, I'm TOTALLY making one of those :lol::lol:

what's a girl to do when she gets to IKEA at 0920 and it doesn't open till 10? Oh yeah, go into Home Goods and DSW, of course.... 2 pairs of shoes, 2 handbags, new bathroom rugs, Halloween decor etc, etc, etc.. later, I get to IKEA and fill a shopping cart.

I WENT SHOPPIN,TOO! Got:

A brand new Cadallac Converter- $277.37

Stylish miffler- $34.95

Svelte Michanic- $100.00

Sexy O2 Centzer- $65.95

Ass sorted pipes, phalanges, ect.- Sky's the limit!

What fun! But if it saves my baby Ranger.....

I can't get video on my computer sinc my SIL fixed it. I want to see the dance. I'm missing out on so much impotent stuff! :angry:

Sluzen

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I must eat this POUTINE- with gluten-free gravy. Anything with potatoes, gravy and cheese (and lots of SALT) sounds good to me! Must one be pregnant to eat it 4 times a week? Actually if I ate it 4 times a week I would LOOK pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

summerteeth Enthusiast
OH!!!!!!!!...and another noo-bee......... welcome to Summerteeth!!!!!!!!!!!! (fabulous user name!!)

Why thank you! It is the name of my favorite album.

Wow, this thread must get a lot of newbies because I think everyone has mentioned that.

ranger Enthusiast

I'm gong to eat lunch, now. I think I'll get really creative- Maybe start with some french fries- maybe top it with gravy- maybe add some cheese. God, I'm creative. No wander I became a chief.

jerseyangel Proficient
I'm gong to eat lunch, now. I think I'll get really creative- Maybe start with some french fries- maybe top it with gravy- maybe add some cheese. God, I'm creative. No wander I became a chief.

Very original :lol:

Yum :P

ranger Enthusiast

Amenses- Sumptin you make after a particulary be-atchy period.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Amenses- Sumptin you make after a particulary be-atchy period.

:lol::lol:

I don't even 'try' to make Amense any more.... much easier if everyone accepts this is how I will be at certain times of the month ;)

elye Community Regular
Rachelle--I love your new pic! B) Very pretty.

Raye-chull! It is a beeootiful pic, and I thought it was your daughter.... . ..you are GORJUSS. Phunny and beautiful - - what a one-two punch! ;):D

As for all you Sven freaks, HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR FEET LATELY? :ph34r:

Crap, I can look at my feet, as they appear as normal as always - - far from beautiful, but within the realm of normalcy......but I've been FEELING them :angry::( .....well, the right one, anyway. Tried a slow jog this am wif the dogs, but was sent back, beaten after about five minutes - - started to hurt.

Who else here has a second toe longer than their first? Um, this, to me, is visually disturbing, quite an ugly glitch. I've very narrow heels, as well, and I'm rather wide across the toe base. Yes, ugly feet, methinks. I think we should all put up avatars of our feet, and vote on who has the nicest. :lol:

Any dealing with Ikea always begins with 'I was only supposed to.......' and ALWAYS ends in tears for the bank balance. My hubby refuses to go there anymore....we've lost WHOLE days to that shop!!!................

:lol: I canna stand it.....it is very shrewdly set up so that you head in, turn many corners through a labyrinth of couches, then halogen lamps, BIKKART mirrors, SLOGENN bunk beds, through potted plants and closet organizers, can't take a shortcut, canna turn around, and all I need is a bloody wooden spoon!

:angry::rolleyes:

...and BTW, ...some of the weirdest French accents I have ever heard! :huh:

Mais Oui, c'est le Francais Quebequois. . ......... .. :lol:

I WENT SHOPPIN,TOO! Got:

Svelte Michanic- $100.00

Whot?? Sew-zhinne bought herself a mechanic? Fer a hundred bucks?

For that price, he must have exceedingly short thiumbs - - they's always the ones on sale. . .. .... :P:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Who else here has a second toe longer than their first?

Moi--but only on me right phoot :P:blink:

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