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jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Bevie--I hope you pheel better! Headcolds are no phun :(


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OH MY GOSH CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MUST WATCH THIS INFOMERCIAL

EWWWWWWWW :lol::lol::lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient
OH MY GOSH CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MUST WATCH THIS INFOMERCIAL

EWWWWWWWW :lol::lol::lol:

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Good gawd--if you used that thing too close to yer face, you'd knock yerself silly. :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Just be your wonderful psilly pself.....wear your own clothes, your own style, drive your own car. Bet you could pull it off and make them believe that THIS is the new sheek...the new swaffv and de-boner. Won't take long and they'll be dressing/walking/talking like you! :D (Maybe inside...they pheel that they may not measure up to your standards....didja ever think of that? If you don't go...they may pheel that YOU are the snob...didja ever think of that? Do you want to hurt the tender...rich little pheelings of these peeps? Didja think about that? Huh? Huh? Didja?) :P;)

Hope I didn't offend-will take ANY opportunity to go on a shopping spree, specially in California!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Did somebody say shopping???? B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Did somebody say shopping???? B)

Puh-Leeeeeeze, I'm watching Oprah's shoe and handbag intervention right now. Someone NEEEEEDS to take my keys away from me right now!!!!!!!!! And I'm off all day Wednesday and Thursday :o:o

flourgirl Apprentice
Do we all have this option?

Okay.....you made me go back to look to see if that was what I really wrote! :P Wish we COULD opt for another immune system. Would not hesitate to change this one out!


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OH MY GOSH CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MUST WATCH THIS INFOMERCIAL

EWWWWWWWW :lol::lol::lol:

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Oh! Good Lord! No further comment. Struck me as rather.....uhhh....vulgar. BTW Mommy Raych-all....you never offend. Please don't ever think that you do. And even if you did....we'd get over it.

Hope yer all havin' a wunnerphul day! Bev=really....pheel phine soon!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hell I'll go and tell them I'm you.

I'm 5'7" with green eyes. Will it work?

and big boobs, but I can say they're store-bought

Fly in, and have her driver pick you up!!

Sooooozle! OF COURSE you are going to this $$Forbes$$ house in February. Man, we'll ALL go! There is absolutely room for us all to stay there, and we can have our Psummit amidst these squillionaires, some of whom I am sure are psilly themselves.

Gad, they might not know what hit them.... . . . . <_<:lol:

They sound like good people, Sooooze (good, stinkin' RICH people)......are they really going to care what kind of vehicle you show up in? Or that you are not wearing Donna Karan? You have absolutely EVERYTHING going for you, you just don't have millions of dollars. So what? YOU GOTS TA GO!! They will really miss out if you are not there.

And if WE are not there.

She invited you, didn't she?.......So she wants you to be there!!!!

DOOO IIIIIT!!!!!!!

What she said

Well, clearly the TRIBE has SPOKEN............

gahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :unsure: do I HAFTA GO??????????? REALLY????????????

:o

Geoss - you go in my stead - I likes the ideer :lol:

SUSAN JANE!!!!!!!

You bloody WILL!!!!!!!..... I INSIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

pleeeeeeaze!!!!!!!!!!

:o

:lol: x 55

Yes, Pads, she DID use me full name!!!!!! **CACKLE**

and OMG, Nik has a harrowing thing comin' up herSELF!!! and you MUST GO!!!!!! a THESPIAN? Good LORD, take pics with him and get his autograff!!!!

Only the MOST important job of ALL!!!...raising a band of miscreant brotherz!!!!!!!!

GAH!!!!!!!

BOLLOCKS!!

...they'll just have to 'take me as I am!!

...and dear gaaaawd....WHAT shall I wear????

So Sooze, on a massively smaller scale, I DO kinda understand ...I think

Band of Miscreant Brothers........very popular HBO series! :lol:

Bloody hell, WHAT TO WEAR, indeed!! you just have one afternoon, I have.......at least two nights!!!!!!!!!!! CRAP!!! I need new pj's, robe (coming in mail soon), cute clothes to wear all day, and into evening, cute DRIVING clothes............and then WHOT ABOUT SHOOZ???? I am KNOWN for being uber casual..........just can't do much more than boots, Uggs, or flip-flops........

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! traumatic!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nik - Meuniere's?? really? that leads to deafness......a friend was diagnosed with it.......it went AWAY.........I think mis-diagnosis, of course <_<

stupid, idiot doctors. :angry:

Glad Tel's better!

RACHEL!!!!!! you WILL come and take me shopping, and, oh, you WILL pay for all of it!!!!!!!!

:lol: <does Friday sound good? Is that yer day off? >

Baby vomit

*snigger* cracked me up! Baby vomit? STILL? isn't your youngest about.......five? *cackle*

NIKK!!! can't wait to hear about The Ripper walk!!! sounds exciting and spooky!

OoOoOooh, would LOVE to take this tour -- as would my Ripper.... ......he is completely in opposition to DC on this, Nik (and likely in most things with every child/teen, methinks).....he is fascinated by Jack the Ripper....... . . . .these old, historic tales absolutely entrance him -- The Titanic, Pompeii, Easter Island, Atlantis. ......... I am certain that these things bored me ad nauseum as a twelve year-old. <_<

Ripper is CLEARLY going to be an historian........professor of history, methinks!!!

Psuessle....you've already heard it from all of us before. GO!!! Enjoy the heck out of it all, and don't you dare pheel guilty, or less meaningphul, or less deserving than any of them. You have as much value.....or more.....than any of them. Just be your wonderful psilly pself.....wear your own clothes, your own style, drive your own car. Bet you could pull it off and make them believe that THIS is the new sheek...the new swaffv and de-boner. Won't take long and they'll be dressing/walking/talking like you! (Maybe inside...they pheel that they may not measure up to your standards....didja ever think of that? If you don't go...they may pheel that YOU are the snob...didja ever think of that? Do you want to hurt the tender...rich little pheelings of these peeps? Didja think about that? Huh? Huh? Didja?)

aww Tea :wub: *sniff*

I *definitely* won't be the NEW SHEEK :lol:

Our hostess wears Chanel, Dior, Jean-Paul Gautier (and NOT off-the-rack), and.......get this...........she COLLECTS Birkin CROCODILE bags.........on EBAY, they range in price from THIRTY to NINETY-THOUSAND DOLLARS...........

:unsure:

Um, yeahhhhhh. Right. And that's just a TEENSY FRACTION of what she collects.......don't get me started on her Louis Seize furniture.......and gilt (REAL GOLD) sinks......

I CAN"T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!

totally can't relate.....don't care.......don't even WANT to fit into that sort of echelon!!!

and, with all of this (natch), they are about to go through a VERY rancorous and expensive divorce..... stay tuned, folks. :EGADS:

OH MY GOSH CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MUST WATCH THIS INFOMERCIAL

EWWWWWWWW

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oh ma gah

look what Ellen posted :lol: x 25

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BEVEL!! so sorry about yer cold!!! feel better

giant

**CACKLE**

sills, and off to bed!!!!

more tomorrow :winky face:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
Oh! Good Lord! No further comment. Struck me as rather.....uhhh....vulgar. BTW Mommy Raych-all....you never offend. Please don't ever think that you do. And even if you did....we'd get over it.

Thank you, always making sure I don't say the wrong thing, then fret over it for days--that's another reason y'all are so good for me :wub:

And yes, vulgur :lol::lol:

RACHEL!!!!!! you WILL come and take me shopping, and, oh, you WILL pay for all of it!!!!!!!!

:lol: <does Friday sound good? Is that yer day off? >

Thursday actually ;) I am the queen of bargain shopping! Designer duds on a beer budget!!

*snigger* cracked me up! Baby vomit? STILL? isn't your youngest about.......five? *cackle*

It wasn't quite a toddler vomit :huh: Tis what my 8yo calls it when you throw up in yer mouth-just a little bit :lol::lol:

oh ma gah

look what Ellen posted :lol: x 25

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This is where I saw it first, then she just added the men's addition. It is sooooo gross in the funniest way. I especially like it when the gal does the tricep extension, or the back-handed jerk :o:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

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Mtndog Collaborator
OH MY GOSH CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING MUST WATCH THIS INFOMERCIAL

EWWWWWWWW :lol::lol::lol:

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Oh my gawd....it's obscene! And obscenely phunny! How much do they cost? Must get someone one for Christmas as a joke!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Did somebody say shopping???? B)

I thought I heard that word!! :D

..........she COLLECTS Birkin CROCODILE bags.........on EBAY, they range in price from THIRTY to NINETY-THOUSAND DOLLARS...........

and, with all of this (natch), they are about to go through a VERY rancorous and expensive divorce..... stay tuned, folks. :EGADS:

But what does one DO with a $90,000 purse? And there's the catch- you may have a 5 digit purse, but does not guarantee happiness! That's fer sure!

Thank you, always making sure I don't say the wrong thing, then fret over it for days--that's another reason y'all are so good for me :wub:

And yes, vulgur

I love vulgar- pretty hard to offend!!!!!!!!!!! OMG- toddler vomit :lol: :lol:

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THAT looks cool!

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elye Community Regular
Canucks! Why didn't you tell us?? Open Original Shared Link

:lol: This is THEEEEE top-rated prime-time show up here right now. There is an excellent reason why we Canucks haven't told ya'll about it - - um, we were positively certain that it would never, ever occur to anyone else to sit and watch older, retired NHL players impress celebrity judges by attempting throws and double lutzes.... . . .....'Tis quite something for our hockey-obsessed culture. Check out Tie's electric *snort* moves:

Oh my gawd....it's obscene! And obscenely phunny! How much do they cost? Must get someone one for Christmas as a joke!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG.. . . . ...I am putting one under the tree for my MIL this year......... :o

:lol:

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Um, apparently only Americans can view this. .. . ...... . .us Commonwealthers do not have what it takes. .. .. . ......

Mtndog Collaborator
This is THEEEEE top-rated prime-time show up here right now. There is an excellent reason why we Canucks haven't told ya'll about it - -

um, we were positively certain that it would never, ever occur to anyone else to sit and watch older, retired NHL players impress celebrity judges by attempting throws and double lutzes.... . . .....'Tis quite something for our hockey-obsessed culture.

OMG.. . . . ...I am putting one under the tree for my MIL this year......... :o

I didn't realize they were retired NHL players- am moving to Canada.........that's so cool!!!!!!!!! I wish hockey was as popular here....Kurt is getting me tickets to a Bruin vs. Canadiens game for me birfday! OH YEAHHHHH!

Play wif your Wii.......I have grown to love Alec Baldwin again :lol: :lol:

I think my sister shall get the Shake It...she and hubby has same perverse sense of humor as I do :ph34r: One Thanksgiving dinner the three of us were discussing hermaphrodites and had to tell me mom what they were. Only my mom wouldn't know- so innocent- at least till we got her burping and laughing about it!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
I think my sister shall get the Shake It...she and hubby has same perverse sense of humor as I do :ph34r:

My brother will absolutely be getting one too, I can sooooo see his face right now :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

I wonder if this inverse whatever-friction-plyometric movement really does condition the large muscle groups... ......I've never had particularly muscular arms, so this is why, I am sure, I never had guys lining up at my door. It's the girls with the HUGELY sculpted biceps, triceps and pecs, those who..... . . . use this type of training move......who get a lot of attention, it would seem. . ... ...... <_<

:lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
I wonder if this inverse whatever-friction-plyometric movement really does condition the large muscle groups... ......I've never had particularly muscular arms, so this is why, I am sure, I never had guys lining up at my door. It's the girls with the HUGELY sculpted biceps, triceps and pecs, those who..... . . . use this type of training move......who get a lot of attention, it would seem. . ... ...... <_<

:lol:

HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAW

curlyfries Contributor

WHERE IS EVERYBODY???????

It's time to CELEBRATE!!!!

Nathan is getting his LAST round of chemo!!!!

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Jestgar Rising Star

so fab. beyond cheers even.

flourgirl Apprentice
I wonder if this inverse whatever-friction-plyometric movement really does condition the large muscle groups... ......I've never had particularly muscular arms, so this is why, I am sure, I never had guys lining up at my door. It's the girls with the HUGELY sculpted biceps, triceps and pecs, those who..... . . . use this type of training move......who get a lot of attention, it would seem. . ... ...... <_<

:lol:

:lol::lol: x50. Now, why didn't I think of that! I had not developed my triicepts enough!...too bicept heavy!

flourgirl Apprentice
I wonder if this inverse whatever-friction-plyometric movement really does condition the large muscle groups... ......I've never had particularly muscular arms, so this is why, I am sure, I never had guys lining up at my door. It's the girls with the HUGELY sculpted biceps, triceps and pecs, those who..... . . . use this type of training move......who get a lot of attention, it would seem. . ... ...... <_<

:lol:

:lol::lol: x50. Now, why didn't I think of that! I had not developed my triicepts enough!...too bicept heavy!

Terrific news!!!!! Yay for Nathan....may he never have to phace such crap again...and may he totally phorget what it was all like!

elye Community Regular

LEEEEEESAAAARGH!! :):D:):D:)

What tremendous news.....I am SO happy for Nathan, and for you all. I will celebrate here for you, as I plod along on my morning run, as I sip from my wine glass this evening, as I go through my bed-time thanks -- I will be thinking of this awesome news.

Um, and as I take my car in to have me psnaough tYres put on.... . ..... :o

Yep, it's time. :resignedface:

Actually, there is a woman mechanic working at this shop. I'm remembering now that she has VERY defined, sculpted triceps and biceps. Hmm.... .. ...

Does she use the Shake Weight?

I'm afraid that I will never look at women with big, sculpted arms the same way again. <_<

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Lee-sa....Such wonderful news about Nathan!! :D

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Congratulations Leeeeesah and Nathan!!

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