The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[nikki-uk]

You could always wear a spare part to the snowblower around your neck as jewelry . . . it will certainly catch the attention of the male population. How many men would say "hey, that's a pretty ruby necklace you have?" . . . but if you're wearing a snowblower part . . . "Hey, is that the starter handle off of a Model# 88846 Craftsman Professional 420cc 45" path Two-stage Snowblower?" . . . much more eye-catching me thinks. Plus, it would look good with your penis earrings.

Oh......and speaking of furnaces.........

....ours broke down last night, too

T'is the season

_{<I can't believe mine hasn't rolled over & died yet >}

BAH HA! Just ventured over to Da Book, and saw what POeter's Mob alias is.

Of course, he's The Oracle.

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!

Feeling a little delicate still this lunchtime.

Last night was me Sports Centre Christmas 'do', 3 course dinner with entertainment AND disco.......... a George Michael impersonator no less.

Lots of gags about finding him in the toilets and such

GADS, - he was rubbish - but a good night was still had!!!

[elye]

......... a George Michael impersonator no less.

Lots of gags about finding him in the toilets and such

Gaaahhh, George Michael......did I have a crush on HIM through the eighties. . . . . .

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[Jestgar]

hidey ho

reading, not posting. Fiddler is going well. We had a community caroling event yesterday that was way fun. Have a final on Wednesday so trying to study.

Matinee today, then three more performances next weekend. Maybe then I'll be back to myself.

[Darn210]

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Them are some short shorts on those guys . . . hubbahubba

. . . remember when tom(hubbahubba) used to post naked?

[elye]

. . . remember when tom(hubbahubba) used to post naked?

Yes! He was actually a forum member, wasn't he -- Tomhubbahubba.. ... . ..?

[Mtndog]

Tom posting nekkid and whiskers on Kitteh

One legged pirates and our white furry Yeti

Pieter's frozen balls tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Gluten free brownies and crisp apple streudels

Emily and her pack of substandard poodles

Geoss posting drunk about her chickveb's wings

These are a few of my favorite things.

I thought I lost my funny but maybe I have a wee bit Must write more of this when I get me rhyming on.

[curlyfries]

Thanks Bev.......I needed that!

Too many teachers out. Kids acting like fools. Had to get my grump on. Had to send a kid out....nobody messin wid me now!

You made this ol' grump chuckle

[jerseyangel]

Good'un Bevvie!

Well, we're back home. Got in at about 10 last night--we left South Jersey at 12:30 Saturday afternoon.

Plowing through mail, laundry, and am now headed to the grocery store. In me Birks

Still have this lousy cold--it's in the hacking cough stage Guess tis the season.....

Sorry bout yer bad day Lee-sa. Hope it gets better or at least you get to go home soon

Off to get phood--be back....

[nikki-uk]

I thought I lost my funny but maybe I have a wee bit

YEAH BABY!!!

Had to get my grump on. :angry

Yer scaring me Leese!!!

...but....Gaaaawd yes!...me too (but with me own kid )

BBBBBBRATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_{<can I divorce him?>}

In me Birks

I simply can't get me head round this concept........... that you can travel SOO far that the weather/time zone is different but you're still in the same country

Hope the cough clears up soon Pads

Tel's been baking = Good

The mess I have to clear up = NOT so good

Done now't constructive today.... slow, got the post party blues. GADS! Got another 'gathering' tonight

GAH!!!!!!!

[elye]

Bevel!! Heelarryus poetry

Patteigh's back home. .. .... . ..take care of thyself, Pahdt....

I simply can't get me head round this concept........... that you can travel SOO far that the weather/time zone is different but you're still in the same country

I know. . ........and what completely threw me when we were across the pond was the actual realization that we could have, had we wanted to, travel through about six countries in one day. . . .... Incredible!

Done now't constructive today.... slow, got the post party blues. GADS! Got another 'gathering' tonight

GAH!!!!!!!

Man, I wanna hang out wif Gnick! All this whirlwind of party activity I keep seeing on Da Book - - sparkly dresses, drunken peeps dancing about... . .. .....GET ME THERE.

(But p'raps only for a couple o' nights - - I canna function after several evenings like that in a row). .. . .....

How does Nik DO it??

[jerseyangel]

Man, I wanna hang out wif Gnick! All this whirlwind of party activity I keep seeing on Da Book - - sparkly dresses, drunken peeps dancing about... . .. .....GET ME THERE.

(But p'raps only for a couple o' nights - - I canna function after several evenings like that in a row). .. . .....

How does Nik DO it??

Gawd, me too! I've been thinkin along these here lines fer a while now. Nik's social whirlwind life looks SO cosmopolitan I could handle one or two o'these par-tays per month or so, but many more and I'd be worn out. I wouldn't mind trying though

Sills--this was so sweet....Mark had the Christmas tree up and the window candles in when I got home last night He said he had been working on a few things around here whilst I was gone.

[elye]

Sills--this was so sweet....Mark had the Christmas tree up and the window candles in when I got home last night He said he had been working on a few things around here whilst I was gone.

That is wonderful and romantic and just.. . . . . awwwww....and wow......

[jerseyangel]

That is wonderful and romantic and just.. . . . . awwwww....and wow......

Twas!

I also think that he was a feared I was liking being back in Joisey a wee bit too much (I was) He knows how me heart's there....

[nikki-uk]

Man, I wanna hang out wif Gnick! All this whirlwind of party activity I keep seeing on Da Book - - sparkly dresses, drunken peeps dancing about... . .. .....GET ME THERE.

(But p'raps only for a couple o' nights - - I canna function after several evenings like that in a row). .. . .....

How does Nik DO it??

Hee!!

Gawd, me too! I've been thinkin along these here lines fer a while now. Nik's social whirlwind life looks SO cosmopolitan I could handle one or two o'these par-tays per month or so, but many more and I'd be worn out. I wouldn't mind trying though

Cosmopolitan

Am done now (I think ) ..... flagging now....

Sills--this was so sweet....Mark had the Christmas tree up and the window candles in when I got home last night He said he had been working on a few things around here whilst I was gone.

He is SOOoooo full of WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

So I got Open Original Shared Link in purple and I was so excited I flashed the bar.

D'ya think that's OK?

[jerseyangel]

So I got Open Original Shared Link in purple and I was so excited I flashed the bar.

D'ya think that's OK?

I think it's more than ok

I would venture to say it was most appreciated

[elye]

So I got Open Original Shared Link in purple and I was so excited I flashed the bar.

D'ya think that's OK?

Think you're askin' the wrong crowd.. ...... .. .... ......we seem to think that anything is okay.. ... . . . ..

[jerseyangel]

Think you're askin' the wrong crowd.. ...... .. .... ......we seem to think that anything is okay.. ... . . . ..

True dat!

We're a pretty phun crowd

[Jestgar]

Think you're askin' the wrong crowd.. ...... .. .... ......we seem to think that anything is okay.. ... . . . ..

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

[nikki-uk]

So I got Open Original Shared Link in purple and I was so excited I flashed the bar.

D'ya think that's OK?

Good work Jessel!!!!!!!!!!!

If you hadn't of done it, - I would have suggested it!

Ok, bought a wee Turkey leg today for Al. He has the school Christmas dinner Thursday....... theirs is obviously littered with the evil stuff ...so we make him our own and take it in lunchtime (he's GOTTA have a Turkey dinner with the others!)

[Jestgar]

Do turkey legs come in "wee"?

[elye]

Gooooood Morning, Psills!

Yes, 'tis a question worthy of ponderance.. . .......are there, in fact, wee turkey legs? Guess it's all relative.. .... .. ...wee robin's legs, chickadee, finch....... ...dunno 'bout toikeys.. .

I think perhaps I will be getting some type of lingerie for Christmas. DH headed out to do his ten-minute, buy-for-one-person holiday shopping last evening. He took DD with him for reinforcement. Before he left, paper and pen in hand, he asked, "Okay... ......what, uh......is your chest size?"

I replied, "34 J", then waited for any reaction.

But there was only this: "Right, then", a quick jot on the note, and he turned for the door.

Apparently, he really has no idea what that would look like.. ... . . ...though I am certain that he's actually seen it, in his dreams. .. . ......

Think I want MY DH to be waitin' wif the tree decorated and candles in the window.

P'raps if I really DID have 34 J's.. . ....

[jerseyangel]

Ok, bought a wee Turkey leg today for Al. He has the school Christmas dinner Thursday....... theirs is obviously littered with the evil stuff ...so we make him our own and take it in lunchtime (he's GOTTA have a Turkey dinner with the others!)

Hope he enjoys the festivites

Do turkey legs come in "wee"?

From a wee turkey? Do turkeys come in wee?

I replied, "34 J", then waited for any reaction.

But there was only this: "Right, then", a quick jot on the note, and he turned for the door.

I'd love to be a phly on the wall of the store when he asks the hapless saleswomen fer help wif that request

[curlyfries]

So I got Open Original Shared Link in purple and I was so excited I flashed the bar.

D'ya think that's OK?

"Scientist Gone Wild!" .....Awesome!

You need to go back to Hawaii and flash us on the live cam!

I think perhaps I will be getting some type of lingerie for Christmas.

Picture please......with you modeling it! We'll be expecting it on the 26th!

um........what if he finds a 34 J?

[nikki-uk]

um........what if he finds a 34 J?

Then a fair few of the ripper's socks shall go missing in order for Emmel to fill the cuppage ...... or maybe tie it to some trees in the garden...... use it as a hammock??? ......... or donate to the local boy scouts as a sling shot?

Weeee Turkey legs!!! Why yes! we've got 'em..... there's clearly a market in the US