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<=================Who should Susie Q invite to dinner?

Heads of state?

Heads of industry?

Heads of lettuce?

Disembodied heads? :o


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elye Community Regular

OMG....too much to keep up on....rushed out of my class this morning to get here and check up on things, leaving the diplomats dangling... :o:lol:

All right. I have had a sneaking suspicion for some time that our King of This Hill (not you, King Richard, but Ubermensch Scott) is a Party Waiting to Happen. What do we really know about him? Huh? He pops in on rare occasion, conducts written business whether it be board rule explanation, clarification of facts, etc., but we do NOT really know him. We all hear stories about a CEO (could be Danny!) who quietly runs things, is rarely seen or heard, and then becomes a galvanized, unrecognizable animal at the Christmas party. You guys, get back in that tub! Hide nothing...Scott could startle us all, and bring his OWN bubble bath...he may even have a retrofitted machine gun, or Care Bear paraphrenalia, secretly put away for just such an occasion. I'm invited to LOTS of parties...and I'm the one up on the table with the CEO! (...measuring his inseam)...

TriticusToxicum Explorer
..read that as knickers, as well you knew I would !!! :lol:

...read it either way. My knickers have been know to need a stiffling from time to time. :o

........heck....that was a close one getting everyone out of the bath in time !!! :o

I think the mess on the floor gave us away. that and the yeti fur everywhere.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Well don't pee your pants and THEN run. It'll chafe.

OWWWW CH.....chafed inner thighs :lol::ph34r:

Green12 Enthusiast
It's lunch time guys!!! We are midway through another day

15 more days till the wedding :)

My bouquets are here, what do you guys think :)

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Gorge-mous!!!! Beauti-licious!!!!

Those really are quite amazing.

HI NIKKI!!!!!

"I am having trouble stiffling my snickers"

..read that as knickers, as well you knew I would !!!

stiffling the nickers would have a whole other meaning.

:lol::lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
I'm invited to LOTS of parties...and I'm the one up on the table with the CEO! (...measuring his inseam)...

I can't speak for Scott, but you've made a very convincing case to be invited to the NEXT party. :D

Green12 Enthusiast
<=================Who should Susie Q invite to dinner?

Heads of state?

Heads of industry?

Heads of lettuce?

Disembodied heads? :o

:lol:

Put Chuck at the head of the table...


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
OMG....too much to keep up on....rushed out of my class this morning to get here and check up on things, leaving the diplomats dangling... :o:lol:

All right. I have had a sneaking suspicion for some time that our King of This Hill (not you, King Richard, but Ubermensch Scott) is a Party Waiting to Happen. What do we really know about him? Huh? He pops in on rare occasion, conducts written business whether it be board rule explanation, clarification of facts, etc., but we do NOT really know him. We all hear stories about a CEO (could be Danny!) who quietly runs things, is rarely seen or heard, and then becomes a galvanized, unrecognizable animal at the Christmas party. You guys, get back in that tub! Hide nothing...Scott could startle us all, and bring his OWN bubble bath...he may even have a retrofitted machine gun, or Care Bear paraphrenalia, secretly put away for just such an occasion. I'm invited to LOTS of parties...and I'm the one up on the table with the CEO! (...measuring his inseam)...

:lol:

Let's send this whole post to Scott and see what he says? :lol:

OMG - just who IS joining me for dinner???? do I get a vote??? there's a GORGEOUS guy on a show called Mad Men (which I have never seen as have self-imposed rule that I canNOT have expanded cable - harrrumph), last name of Hamm.......he would do.....

or.....

a shirtless Matthew McConnaughey? (that photo should not be a problem to find)

or.....

McDreamy? I"ll take him....

or.......

????

I am SUPPOSED to be working on a necklace for my mom, due at TWO O'CLOCK TODAY you lunatics.........

:huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Um, Richard, getting ANY work done today at all?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
It's lunch time guys!!! We are midway through another day

15 more days till the wedding :)

My bouquets are here, what do you guys think :)

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I've seen Amanda's John!! I've seen Amanda's John!! (And, No, I don't mean her bathroom).

Listen, when you invite me in to look at bouquets, I'll keep looking at any picture I can click on.

So take this as a warning to NOT invite me to your house because I'll go through all your drawers and closets. :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So take this as a warning to NOT invite me to your house because I'll go through all your drawers and closets. :rolleyes:

why, you saucy MINX!!! :P

(I saw her John too!)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Feel free to look through the pictures :) I don't mind...all the off-color ones are in my "private gallery"

LOL :):):)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Feel free to look through the pictures :) I don't mind...all the off-color ones are in my "private gallery"

LOL :):):)

:o:o

OK, NOWWWW we're talking SAUCY minx!!!

:lol::lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Um, Richard, getting ANY work done today at all?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually I've had 2 appointments in the last hour. Quickies :)

I will be away from my desk from 2-3PM WORKING[ our front desk <_<

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

This thread really makes my day!!! Good thing I can keep sneaking on here :)

elye Community Regular
I will be away from my desk from 2-3PM WORKING[ our front desk <_<

Oh! Quickly, then, Richard....do what you can with my new av. Dunno who or what the h@ll my dad was playing here....Actually, it's bizarre enough to be left alone! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG I think Richard's yeti is a CARE BEAR yeti - is that a rainbow behind the tenderly-embraced Chuck?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

BRAH-VO Richard, I do think that's your second-best work to date (I WAS quite fond of the bathtub grouping)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Actually I've had 2 appointments in the last hour. Quickies :)

Always the best I find, when you're pushed for time ;)

AND...no fooling ME!!!..with your tricks of the avatar B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
BRAH-VO Richard, I do think that's your second-best work to date (I WAS quite fond of the bathtub grouping)

:( Say it isn't so....I missed it

Green12 Enthusiast
OMG I think Richard's yeti is a CARE BEAR yeti - is that a rainbow behind the tenderly-embraced Chuck?

It looks a little too tender, if you know what I mean.

The Yeti and Chuck sitting in a tree, K- I- S- S- I -N- G!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG I think Richard's yeti is a CARE BEAR yeti - is that a rainbow behind the tenderly-embraced Chuck?

:lol: Nah - it's the coloured fur extentions I weaved in - good huh?? :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
AND...no fooling ME!!!..with your tricks of the avatar B)

Well, that's a challenge if ever I heard one. Hop to it, Richard!

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: Nah - it's the coloured fur extentions I weaved in - good huh?? :D

:lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
Well, that's a challenge if ever I heard one. Hop to it, Richard!

My avatar first! My avatar first!!

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