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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

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tom Contributor
oh dear.....life HAS passed me by...............

I thought a few wks ago, when *I* was all about the regret, you said you'd gotten past that.

So . .. . . . . . .guess not huh? :(

I suppose I should expect to deal w/ the occasional bout next year too.

GAH! This is decidedly NOT SILLY!!!!

I miss some of these old game shows.

You two have got ME missing them and I can't even see the CLIPS!!

(Did Jaye P. Morgan ever have another job?)

Last night, a drunken man showed up at my doorstep at 10 pm. :o

Uh-oh :ph34r:

(almost using the word 'recurring' made me think of how annoying it is to hear 're-occurring' :lol: )

Ummmmmm a 40sec walk or maybe 80 in serpentine mode? . .. . .. <_<

:(

<soozeeneedszatmojoback> :)

Well . .. .. . I should be packing still, in my intermittent way, but I don't think I can resist a trip to my fav coffeehouse where tonight is once again virtuoso cello prodigy night.

Probably last chance until some future trip back, so how can I NOT go?? ;):)


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Darn210 Enthusiast
I don't know.....how does one tell....but Annie's foot is NOT looking good - - - "all swolt up" (thank you Richard Pryor)....and - - is it sprained? Broken? oh dear..... x-rays are goign to be expensive....

Ohhh, poor Annie :( I hope it's not broken.

Last night, a drunken man showed up at my doorstep at 10 pm. :o

And what did you do with him?

Julie - enjoyed the game show stuff. I love when Richard Dawson starts laughing and can't continue.

Darn210 Enthusiast
WHERE Is the orange troll that was terrorizing Bev's ANGUS?? Please, don't spare us your only photoshop skill :lol:

Oh, look . . . it doesn't appear that Susie's dingos are pure-blooded dingos after all. Hmmm, What's that you say? They're a dingo-troll mix?

mutter, mutter . . . make fun of MY photoshop skills, will ya? . . . :lol:

elye Community Regular

Ah, Susie! Your poor Weasel...(I believe that one's Annie). I'll be thinking about her. And your pocketbook :( .

..That drunken man....was he quite tall, dark, greying hair, helluva baritone speaking voice? Hmmmmm....Apparently, Mr. Goulet was out searching for my house just before I hit the 800. Said he knocked on a few doors, began to drink in frustration...I apologise for him, Susie. God, how will everyone's lives be affected when I hit a thousand....? :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies where are you guys? I could use the humor and help today...I am making my wedding stuff. Anyone who helps gets to go to Hershey Park tonight.

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Amanda--

I'm here but just off and on. We brought a ton of stuff to the resource recovery center this morning, and there's still a lot to do before next weekend.

Sounds like you're busy, too :) I'm so excited for you!

I love Hershey Park--haven't been there in a long time, though. We used to take the kids there when they were younger.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Last night, a drunken man showed up at my doorstep at 10 pm. :o

Oh gawd! :unsure: ...it wasn't The Hoff was it????

I do apologize....I may have 'accidently' given him your address but told him it was mine :blink: .....were his pants dry?...did he smell?? :unsure:


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Hey Nikki,

Will looks like he's ready to party down tonight! :lol:

tom Contributor
mutter, mutter . . . make fun of MY photoshop skills, will ya? . . . :lol:

:lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hey Nikki,

Will looks like he's ready to party down tonight! :lol:

What can I say....EVERY ONE wants Will at their party

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh, look . . . it doesn't appear that Susie's dingos are pure-blooded dingos after all. Hmmm, What's that you say? They're a dingo-troll mix?

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Good work, silly - - look at my girls!!!!!!!!

..That drunken man....was he quite tall, dark, greying hair, helluva baritone speaking voice? Hmmmmm....Apparently, Mr. Goulet was out searching for my house just before I hit the 800. Said he knocked on a few doors, began to drink in frustration...I apologise for him, Susie. God, how will everyone's lives be affected when I hit a thousand....? :rolleyes:

Just might have been Bob Goulet....just might have been....or.....

Oh gawd! :unsure: ...it wasn't The Hoff was it????

I do apologize....I may have 'accidently' given him your address but told him it was mine .....were his pants dry?...did he smell??

COULD it have been?? would you girls STOP giving out my address???? Or at LEAST give it to someone more worthy, who doesn't stink of wee OR talk about his Emerald Nuts???? :huh:

*yawn*

overslept today......still sleepy......Stinker kept getting up w/ bowel issues, all night.... :blink:

the Weasel - still limping quite badly - holy cow - canine issues abound.......may have to take up a collection - - :huh:

Hi Amanda!! I"m sending The Hoff over to help w/ wedding stuff - he's all cleaned up and seems to be sober now...... ;)

And there's RICHARD!! On a Saturday!! :rolleyes: HI SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Oh gawd! :unsure: ...it wasn't The Hoff was it????

I do apologize....I may have 'accidently' given him your address but told him it was mine :blink: .....were his pants dry?...did he smell?? :unsure:

sKnicker-Chortle-Guffaw! (tee-hee) :lol:

Did he smell?! :lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
overslept today......still sleepy......Stinker kept getting up w/ bowel issues, all night.... :blink:

the Weasel - still limping quite badly - holy cow - canine issues abound.......may have to take up a collection - - :huh:

Sorry the weasel's not better today. :( Is it her foot or leg? It seems odd that she might break something whilst merely frolicking...probably just a sprain (fingers crossed for you :) ). She doesn't have a splinter or a split pad or anything? I'm sure you've already ruled that out. Maybe she's doing it for sympathy :huh: Have you taken them for ice cream lately? :P You'll have to order in, but maybe it'll make her feel better.

I must have just missed you guys last night. I to was having a "friday night"...I got on around 9 and there was nothing going on...The kids were away @ grandma's, the Mrs. was studying for her upcoming tests, and I couldn't find anything on the tube (Good Eats was over - not even any good food porn) :o

Perhaps un-wild friday nites are a symptom of going gluten-free? Thursday night drunkards haven't afflicted me yet, but then again I live out in the 'sticks'...the 'Hoff would surely get lost on his way here.

Mtndog Collaborator
What you can't see is 'evil Aunty Bev' doing a pinch and twist to the poor wee thing

Tis true! Actually she and I have screaming contests.......she always wins!

I can't believe Richard was sited on a weekend...Holy gluten-free poop!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope Annie gets better......yes- ice cream for Susie and the dingos!

Would LOVE to go to Hershey park but alas, am in the depts of hideous herx....woke up last night dripping sweat and then....well, I'll spare you the details. :ph34r: Am spending the day watching scary movies and slaying bacteria.

also, our LOVELY Emily has gone far too long without getting PIMPED so I bring you......Pimped Emily and friend!

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Thursday night drunkards haven't afflicted me yet, but then again I live out in the 'sticks'...the 'Hoff would surely get lost on his way here.

You would think so wouldn't you Richard (evil demonic laugh!!!!)

If you log on on a weekend then,why,anything can happen ;)

also, our LOVELY Emily has gone far too long without getting PIMPED so I bring you......Pimped Emily and friend!

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Excellent work Bev!!!!!!!! :lol:

Boring Saturday night here ....does anyone understand Rugby???(World cup - England/S.Africa)...BIG burley men with (odd) shaped ball :blink::blink:

Mtndog Collaborator
You would think so wouldn't you Richard (evil demonic laugh!!!!)

If you log on on a weekend then,why,anything can happen ;)

Excellent work Bev!!!!!!!! :lol:

Boring Saturday night here ....does anyone understand Rugby???(World cup - England/S.Africa)...BIG burley men with (odd) shaped ball :blink::blink:

Tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish it was night here so I COULD GO TO SLEEP :(

I saw the Hoff last night.....he said he was looking for NY State, some guy named Toxic something or other...and yes, he smelled of wee.

ETA Richard's house? Hmmm...about 10 PM. :ph34r:

Mtndog Collaborator

Don't EVER hassle the Hoff!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
ETA Richard's house? Hmmm...about 10 PM. :ph34r:

:lol::lol: I reckon soooooooo

Don't EVER hassle the Hoff!

Never!!

You might get caught up in his chest hair or earrings OR the smell of wee rubs off on you <_< ...and I hate it when that happens :mellow:

elye Community Regular
also, our LOVELY Emily has gone far too long without getting PIMPED so I bring you......Pimped Emily and friend!

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OMG.......

Now, I need to say something...Bev, I do not recognise any part of myself in your incredible new av. It is....again, incredible!!!!....Have you pimped me so well that I cannot see myself? Am I an avatar too late, and I missed mine?

This looks like too much fun. I gotta become a pimp.

Mtndog Collaborator
OMG.......

Now, I need to say something...Bev, I do not recognise any part of myself in your incredible new av. It is....again, incredible!!!!....Have you pimped me so well that I cannot see myself? Am I an avatar too late, and I missed mine?

This looks like too much fun. I gotta become a pimp.

OmG- Simon looks FAB (for a JERK!!!!!!).

Emily I shall repost you and friend Borat.

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elye Community Regular
:lol::lol::lol: AAAAAAHHH! Simply beautiful. I think I look might purty in a stetson!
blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So we got all the favors done today. Now the centerpieces are next.

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice

Sorry I haven't been "in" much in the last couple of days. I was cramming and killing myself to get stuff for speech done. OHHH!!! Look at what I did.

3rd place in Lincoln Douglas Debate

5th place in Lincoln Douglas speaking skill

7th place in impromptu

WHOO-HOO!!!!!

bakingbarb Enthusiast
Ahem...(clears throat)

Me-me-me-meeeeeee...

My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say.'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

I had to get that out of my system. I made my daughter a bologna sandwich this morning and that accursed jingle has been haunting me since! <_<

We've been having such fun on the gfp thread lately, and made such a crazy mess of it, that I thought it was time to move the silliness to it's own silly home. So come on in and join the silliness. Any topic is fair game. Laughter is the best medicine!

Does anybody else have a particularly annoying jingle stuck in their head? (Who let the dogs out?)

This is from my 15 yr old daughter I don't know where she got it from....

O-S-C-A-R M-A-Y-E-R has a way of f'n with my D-N-A

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

During the week when we are supposed to be "working" we are on fire on here....weekend comes and we calm down hehe

So since I went to Hersheypark last night at 8 and it was only open till 10, we paid last night the actual admission amount and did what is called a "preview" meaning todays trip is free. Good thing too, we only got on 2 rides last night. The warmer than usual weather had everyone out.

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