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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Previous answers have been

a horse rider

an artist

a veternarian

(these three were all at the same time and she decided she would have to live in Paris so that she could do that - huh? :huh: )

May I suggest scientist? There are benefits:

No one expects you to dress well, or even sensibly.

You are forgiven if your sentence inadvertently consists of multisyllabic, incomprehensible drabble.

People understand the 'lost' look you get sometimes and do your yardwork for you (really).

You can offer up fully functional hypotheses about gluten and the effect it has on multiple organ systems and have someone respond with: no, thats not what I saw on this other web site...

and best of all - if people think badly of you, you are far to absorbed in some way out theory to even notice. As far as I know, everyone thinks I'm fabulous!

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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:lol: But it's only LIGHT stalking, so don't worry. A drive-by here, a vomiting in one's bushes there.....no big deal. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good gawd.........I used to read a lot more BOOKS at night before c.com entered my life. :huh: I'm getting STUPIDER. :lol:

stalker light :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't think of it as getting stupider...think of it as fine-tuning your wit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

PROJECTILE CUPCAKE- Snigger SNORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no life either .... it's the lack of brain, however, that doesn't allow me to read it all! :D I know, I know, it's not supposed to make sense .... but it gets really confusing sometimes! :blink:

Uh, I think everyone is acting natural .... I think normal would be what we don't know how to do! ;)

Carla- You DO have a life- you just don't remember it (believe me I know the feeling!!!!!!!!!)

I can do it. Send me all the mysterious things you find in your yard.

before you smoke them

OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
Talking about Tesco's ...OMG - WHAT - A - COUP!!! See what I found today in the Open Original Shared Link!!!!!!!!!..have a look!!!

OMG- a TARTAHOLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet that's what Hugh Grant is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A tartaholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Carla- You DO have a life- you just don't remember it (believe me I know the feeling!!!!!!!!!)

:lol:

Yeah, yeah, I know, but this thread isn't supposed to be serious! Actually, on good days, I'm too busy to be here .... so that's good. ;) Bad days, I'm too stupid for even this thread! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Bad days, I'm too stupid for even this thread!

Hey!!!! . . . . . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OMG- a TARTAHOLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet that's what Hugh Grant is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A tartaholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol::lol::lol: Hugh Grant...A Horn-doggy Tartaholic...!
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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Bad days, I'm too stupid for even this thread! :lol:

Hey!!!! . . . . . . .

:lol: :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
start with the purse, the one with the wallet in it.

:lol:

you think she'll notice?

You can offer up fully functional hypotheses about gluten and the effect it has on multiple organ systems and have someone respond with: no, thats not what I saw on this other web site...

oh my gaaaaaaaaaawd........ :lol:

OMG- a TARTAHOLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet that's what Hugh Grant is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A tartaholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - that's IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can hugh be in our parade??? Please???? I got some tartletts I can show 'im..........

:lol:

Yeah, yeah, I know, but this thread isn't supposed to be serious! Actually, on good days, I'm too busy to be here .... so that's good. ;) Bad days, I'm too stupid for even this thread! :lol:

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

:P

:lol::lol::lol: Hugh Grant...A Horn-doggy Tartaholic...!

:rolleyes: Never found him attractive until he started playing the naughty boys - Bridget Jones and About a Boy........ now I LURVE him.................

:huh:

OMG

what am I going to DO tonight??????

oh - it is WEdnesday - - 9:00 - KITCHEN NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Does anyone watch this?? makes me out of my mind.........makes me very squeamish.....the most disgusting things and Gordon Ramsay puts his HANDS In them in these wretched, fetid restaurant kitchens...............

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can't wait...................

Patti - - - had NO idea that term came from Latka :lol: good one!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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How's Annie tonight?

Lucky and I are curled up on my bed, John finally fell asleep, after days of nonstop coughing fits and not being able to lay down for fear he would stop breathing. Now it is raining hard and thundering. Nice sleeping weather.

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psawyer
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I'm here. I know I was warned about this thread, but I keep coming back. Hmmm.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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How's Annie tonight?

Lucky and I are curled up on my bed, John finally fell asleep, after days of nonstop coughing fits and not being able to lay down for fear he would stop breathing. Now it is raining hard and thundering. Nice sleeping weather.

:rolleyes: oh how cozy for the newlyweds!!!!! Glad John is feeling better....it'll be over soon, and we'll all be ready for the Macy's parade.

Thank you for asking, Annie is doing better. Not limping as she walks around the house.......but we will see what tomorrow brings. We don't like being like this. :(

I'm here. I know I was warned about this thread, but I keep coming back. Hmmm.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Have you gotten to the part about the Absinthe yet? um.......ya got any?????????????

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I'm here. I know I was warned about this thread, but I keep coming back. Hmmm.

Quite addictive, aren't we?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Oops! Sorry Nikki :D

Yatta-bay=butt, wazoo, et.el :lol: From the show "Taxi"--a character named Latka who was from some fictional country where they pronounced everything funny. (Ya kinda had to be there) :lol:

I remember that show!!

(Patti said 'et el' :lol:)

Packrat=Someone who never throws anything away. Ever..... <_<

Ummmm - think *I* am a 'packrat' then :blink:

I'm here. I know I was warned about this thread, but I keep coming back. Hmmm.

It's like a car crash......you don't want to look......but you HAVE TO :lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Good to hear Annie is doing better :)

Today would be the perfect day for curling up and watching movies on the couch. It is rainy and windy and yucky outside. Perfect fall day.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I'm here. I know I was warned about this thread, but I keep coming back. Hmmm.

Halooooooo, Peter!

Yes, Our Silly Yak Thread... the vortex-like pull of addiction has its tendrils around us all, I fear...sometimes I actually find myself shaking a little if I haven't been on here for a few hours. My husband claims I toss and turn at night, mumbling things like, "Are

they on right now?....what are they discussing?....is it about me?....is it funny?" ...

Well, anyways, we're better than absinthe (in terms of addiction, that is...)! :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I'm here. I know I was warned about this thread, but I keep coming back. Hmmm.

I hear ya! ;):D

Amanda--hope John has a better day today and can get some rest--that coughing is horrible, after my cold started to go away last week, I had several days of the worst cough. I kept gagging myself and was so sore from the whole thing. :angry:

Will check in later--the closet organizing lady will be here any minute. I told my husband (the packrat) that since he has so many clothes, this is a necessity :P I mean, I'm no slouch when it comes to clothes (and purses :wub: ), but he has twice as much stuff in there as I do. :blink:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Will check in later--the closet organizing lady will be here any minute. I told my husband (the packrat) that since he has so many clothes, this is a necessity :P I mean, I'm no slouch when it comes to clothes (and purses :wub: ), but he has twice as much stuff in there as I do. :blink:

When she is done at your house can you point her in the direction of the Turnpilke and tell her to head towards Harrisburg, we are easy on and off :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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A CLOSET ORGANIZING LADY?! Wow...There is actually a consulting position for fixing up your closet space? :huh::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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A CLOSET ORGANIZING LADY?! Wow...There is actually a consulting position for fixing up your closet space? :huh::lol:

:lol: It's a company that comes out and plans the best use of the space you have and installs hanging bars, shelving and stuff. Our closet is good sized--but there is so much wasted space. She's been in there (with the door closed) for 45 minutes now :unsure: )

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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ours. My husband claims I toss and turn at night, mumbling things like, "Are

they on right now?....what are they discussing?....is it about me?....is it funny?" ...

:lol:

:lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

:lol:

(creative emoticonery)

Will check in later--the closet organizing lady will be here any minute. I told my husband (the packrat) that since he has so many clothes, this is a necessity :P I mean, I'm no slouch when it comes to clothes (and purses :wub: ), but he has twice as much stuff in there as I do. :blink:

:blink: Um.......Patti........this is a really sensitive issue, and I don't want to cause any problems after all these years, but.......your husband isn't gay is he????????

:lol::lol::lol:

(totally kidding, of course)

A CLOSET ORGANIZING LADY?! Wow...There is actually a consulting position for fixing up your closet space?

Sheesh......only in America, of course, the land of too much junk.......yes Emily, they're all OVER the place here.........do you seriously mean you've never heard of that???????

we're just pigs, aren't we????????????????? :lol:

Amanda, after the closet lady finishes at YOUR house, send her out to CA.

:blink:

Patti - she's in there w/ the DOOR CLOSED? check for dead bodies, after she's gone..... :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:blink: Um.......Patti........this is a really sensitive issue, and I don't want to cause any problems after all these years, but.......your husband isn't gay is he????????

:lol::lol: Lord no! ;)B);)B)

Just a packrat :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sheesh......only in America, of course, the land of too much junk.......

You can say that again! :P

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Yes yes yes- Hugh can ride on the Tartaholic float!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With those of us here who are TARTS (I wanna sit next to him!) or hmmm maybe the Flirty Firth float is more my style. CONUDRUM.

Oh Amanda- Hope John, Mr Amanda is feeling better :( That's no way to start a marriage!.

Halooooooo, Peter!

Yes, Our Silly Yak Thread... the vortex-like pull of addiction has its tendrils around us all, I fear...sometimes I actually find myself shaking a little if I haven't been on here for a few hours. My husband claims I toss and turn at night, mumbling things like, "Are

they on right now?....what are they discussing?....is it about me?....is it funny?" ...

Well, anyways, we're better than absinthe (in terms of addiction, that is...)! :D

The only cure for silliness is MORE silliness (or a good stiff shot of the Green Faerie). I bet your dad tosses and turns at night saying the same things!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG- Susie said creative EMOTICONERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

So, let me get this straight..on good days carla is too busy for us and on bad days she's too brain dead for us????? Carla- I sense an insult in here somewhere but I'm herxing so I could NEVER figure it out at this point :P

PS Had SERIOUS Food Gasm at Risoterria last week. Was almost asked to leave- kind of like that scene in When Harry Met sally.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yes yes yes- Hugh can ride on the Tartaholic float!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bev--did you say "tartaholic" or "fartaholic"? :P Either one could apply, if you know what I mean....

I think I should bring the closet lady a sandwich or something--what the heck is she still doing in there? :o

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