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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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tom Contributor
tom
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Or the oldie, "Bawk Three Times"

or or the the true classic, "Stormy Feathers"

I'm gonna get myself in trouble for saying "oldie" aren't I?

Yup :lol: NO! Can I get a maybe?

Dunno - it's an oldie to me too. I think I was in 6th grade.

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tom Contributor
tom
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Carpenter's Breaking Eggs is Hard To Do

Brooks & Dunn's (Chicken) Butt Scootin' Boogie

Allman Brothers' Scramblin' Man

Wham!'s Fix me Eggs Before You Go-Go

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And SRV's "The Hen House is Rockin' (Don't Bother Bawkin')"

Madonna's "Like a Layer"

Little River Band's "Lonesome Rooster"

Derek and the Dominoes' "Lay-la"???

:lol: :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Oh my GAWD - completely missed

1) Crowning of King Ptaum (apologies)

2) Mad, yet bad Chickenesque jokes

"How many here have ever dressed AS a chicken? "

I think I may have once ......but why??? :blink:

Did you guys here the news? MC Hammer is suing the Chicken Butt Cooties. He said their song "Can't Pluck This" is copyright infringement. I think he's grasping at straws . . . just needs the money.

GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

:blink: um, is that a problem? I mean, are things not supposed to be like that? :huh:

Yeah, clothes everywhere ...breeding....evil.........

Tom, sometimes I wonder how many voices you got goin' up there in that head of yours.

*SNORT*!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Two questions I need to ask :

Does the Yeti ever dress AS a chicken??? (Do they make costumes big enough???)

Why is Carla quoting herself?????????

:blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Two questions I need to ask :

Does the Yeti ever dress AS a chicken??? (Do they make costumes big enough???)

OH Yes!!! That is actually the Yeti in Tom's av. Eggsellent costume, wouldn't you say? Notice how there is nothing really in the picture to give you a true sense of how big he really is? Its all relative position with the background to make him look as small as a chicken . . . that's how they did Lord of the Rings, you know.

Why is Carla quoting herself?????????

She really wanted an answer . . . dammit! :huh::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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"U tell 'er" "no, u" "don't look at ME!" "I wasn't looking at u" "so? Who's gonna tell 'er" "where's uhhhhhh .. . ." "He's long- freakin-gone so""<BAWK!> "who forgot to shut the cage!!?" . . ... .. . ..

Can I get back to you on that? :)

As long as most of these voices are happy ones, Tom....

Carpenter's Breaking Eggs is Hard To Do

Brooks & Dunn's (Chicken) Butt Scootin' Boogie

Allman Brothers' Scramblin' Man

Wham!'s Fix me Eggs Before You Go-Go

Okay, okay....I'll admit something, here. My heart has always been back in the beautifully written standards of the forties....and there's a little part of me that loves to revisit...DISCO....and

Love and Kisses' Thank God it's Fried Egg

I think I may have once ......but why??? :blink:

...Been in a chicken suit...yes, me, too, and details are fuzzy. Why? Ah, well. Again, young and needed the money... :o

Does the Yeti ever dress AS a chicken??? (Do they make costumes big enough???)

Why is Carla quoting herself?????????

If the yeti dresses as a chicken while up in the Yukon with seventy huskies, I'm afraid they'll just see him as two huge drumsticks. I discourage this... :lol:

Now, Carla may be quoting one of Tom's many head-voices... :huh: Things have a way of just getting weirder and weirder....Even with us!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning All,

still quite cold here and windy. Who volunteers to make breakfast? We should have some nice gluten-free pancakes?

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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She really wanted an answer . . . dammit! :huh::lol:

I was afraid my Chickenman question got ignored! Did anyone listen to it? Of course, it's much funnier to listen to it with Adam .... he laughs and laughs!

Morning All,

still quite cold here and windy. Who volunteers to make breakfast? We should have some nice gluten-free pancakes?

I'll make breakfast, but you have to come here so I can make it in my new kitchen. :)

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I would love to see your new kitchen!

So how many of us in Sillyville are waking to cold and snowy weather? I know the NorthEast and the Midwest are both getting storms.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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I would love to see your new kitchen!

So how many of us in Sillyville are waking to cold and snowy weather? I know the NorthEast and the Midwest are both getting storms.

Cold, but not snowy.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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wet wet wet.

roads flooded. Interstate 5 underwater. Major roads between Portland and Seattle closed.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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wet wet wet.

roads flooded. Interstate 5 underwater. Major roads between Portland and Seattle closed.

Sorry, soggy sillie :(:P

How are you getting along--everything ok?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Mild but damp here - bad hair frizz factor today (I would say a 9 out of 10) <_<

wet wet wet.

roads flooded. Interstate 5 underwater. Major roads between Portland and Seattle closed.

<_<

Which reminds me, Wet wet wet were a band in the eighties that had Open Original Shared Linkhit which drove me INSANE as it was all you ever heard on the radio...ARGH!!!! (Was it a hit in your part of the world?? :blink: )

elye Community Regular
elye
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Which reminds me, Wet wet wet were a band in the eighties that had Open Original Shared Linkhit which drove me INSANE as it was all you ever heard on the radio...ARGH!!!! (Was it a hit in your part of the world?? :blink: )

Yep...it was a big hit here, and drove me, as well, out of my mind. Too bad...that lead singer has a great voice...and really nice to look at.. :)

So, we've had a record snowfall here. A total of about 45 cm in the last two days (18 inches or so). Gus is plowing through the drifts in our backyard, coming in with HUGE clumps of snow all over him--poodle hair and snow...UGH. I'll bet if you were running around out there with him, Nikki, there'd be big clumps in your hair, too! Must keep head out of snow.... :rolleyes::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Didn't hear that version, but this one:

Open Original Shared Link

I was gonna say that it's stopped raining, but it started again. At least it's normal rain.

I guess snow would be worse, since we're all hills.

~alex~ Explorer
~alex~
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Which reminds me, Wet wet wet were a band in the eighties that had Open Original Shared Linkhit which drove me INSANE as it was all you ever heard on the radio...ARGH!!!! (Was it a hit in your part of the world?? :blink: )

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't take that song seriously after watching the movie Love Actually with Billy Mac singing Open Original Shared Link instead of love is all around!

tom Contributor
tom
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I need to acknowledge all the royal well-wishers.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

I pledge to carry out my duties in a borderline neglectful manner & to uphold The Sillistitution to the best of my sillability.

Why is Carla quoting herself?????????

She really wanted an answer . . . dammit! :huh::lol:

And yet I'm the only one to have answered? Still?

Thank God it's Fried Egg

:lol:

...Been in a chicken suit...yes, me, too, and details are fuzzy. Why? Ah, well. Again, young and needed the money... :o

:lol:

So funny, and yet somehow perfectly sensible HERE, that a cooking prep question ends up revealing how many sillies have worn a chicken suit!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Tom - is this really you??

Open Original Shared Link

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Tom I love the avatar :) It's great :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Morning sillies,

Well, I have an interesting situation here...they are switching our house from septic to sewer today. I woke up with an iffy stomach--right on schedule because it always acts up when there's something going on or I have to be somewhere <_<

So, I took some pre-emptive Immodium and am hoping it's just the anxiety :P

Only you guys would understand what it means to have no working bathrooms at all!!!!!!! :o

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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OMG, Patti I completely know what you mean. One day, they shut the water off in our development for a few hours to do something....I was terrified and in my head making notes of what to do in case of an emergancy!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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OMG, Patti I completely know what you mean. One day, they shut the water off in our development for a few hours to do something....I was terrified and in my head making notes of what to do in case of an emergancy!

I just went out there under the guise of asking if I could still run laundry (clever--eh?) :lol:

He said it was fine for about the next two hours or so untill they actually do the conversion. I figure by then, the Immodium will have completely kicked in ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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The extra planning we have nowadays :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The extra planning we have nowadays :)

Heehee--yep, we always have to think on our feet and plan ahead. :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I just went out there under the guise of asking if I could still run laundry (clever--eh?) :lol:

He said it was fine for about the next two hours or so untill they actually do the conversion. I figure by then, the Immodium will have completely kicked in ;)

You can't fool us Patti . . . WE know you asked about laundry so that you could . . . yes, DO LAUNDRY.

But yay for the sewer, in the long run, you should have fewer troubles (after this first major headache).

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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You can't fool us Patti . . . WE know you asked about laundry so that you could . . . yes, DO LAUNDRY.

But yay for the sewer, in the long run, you should have fewer troubles (after this first major headache).

Of course you guys know what I was up to--but the guys outside are none the wiser :lol:

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