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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Mtndog Collaborator
It's all in the preparation - READ the Recipe - BE the REcipe! :) It is SUPER TASTY!

It's like stuffing yoga. BE THE TREE, BE THE COBRA :P

I made you all my friends too whether you like it or not :P

Angus wants to be your friends as well. :rolleyes:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Angus wants to be your friends as well. :rolleyes:

Aw--such a cute little friend :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Angus wants to be your friends as well. :rolleyes:

Well of course he can!!!... but maybe he could wear some 'puppy pants/ diaper when he comes over!! :lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh yes, the dingos and I would really like to be friends with wee Sir Angus!! :rolleyes:

OMG......pancake coma yesterday.....check my post on the pancake thread......I ate myself sick, actually, they were the TASTIEST pancakes ever, I seriously could not believe it. I feel recovered today, thank God as there is much Christmas nonsense to do. harumph!

RICHARD!!!! where are you???? still working too hard? oh we all hate this and look forward to the time when you can be a slacker again. :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG......pancake coma yesterday.....check my post on the pancake thread......I ate myself sick, actually, they were the TASTIEST pancakes ever, I seriously could not believe it. I feel recovered today, thank God as there is much Christmas nonsense to do. harumph!

.... :lol::lol:

You see Susan...we CAN cook! ...just in an uncomplicated way!! :lol:

I myself am recovering from a mince pie fest (although in my avatar they look like mini frisbees I can assure you they were plump and juicy!! ;) )

Mtndog Collaborator

Please share mincemeat pie recipe! Always wanted to try that and Beef Wellington.

Here's a funny for you. Hubby told his PERVERSELY funny friend he was getting a black puppy named Angus. They went crazy coming up with silly "dog delicacies":

German Shephard Pie

Yorkshire Terrier Pudding

Black Angus steak (duh!)

Beagles and lox

Roasted Rottweiler

:P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

StinkerT Newbie

hi

I aM sTinKer aND i WanT 2 pLAy wiF aAnGuS :)

aN d PluS i haV cEelIac dISEeZ

p.s BeV i do nOt LyKE thOZe dOG JoKes Yor fRendS MaDe :huh:

:lol::lol::P;)


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Hi Stinker. Good to meet you :) Have we seen you somewhere before? ;)

:D:D

jerseyangel Proficient

Stinker! (Thanks Susie)

Yes, I do believe we've met :lol:

You'll be nice company for Angus--but how do you manage to type :blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

ohhhhhhhhhh dear, has Stinker been on the computer? :o I just knew they were up to more than eating my bags of chips and Nuggets when I was gone......ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Hello Susie from England, I dont' know if you've MET Stinker but you've certainly heard about her enough.....:) Such naughty dingos!!

Well, I am taking the girls for a play date with their puppy boyfriends (we will not tell their other boyfriends of this new situation).....wish Angus could come.

Nikkie - - what in the heck IS mincemeat, anyway? :huh: When I was little I thought it was the gross part of the chicken - those gizzards and stuff. :lol:

Carry on, sillies, adn we will see you later!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
ohhhhhhhhhh dear, has Stinker been on the computer? :o I just knew they were up to more than eating my bags of chips and Nuggets when I was gone......ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Oh Stinker you clever girl - welcome to the boards (you are on my friends list Sweetie ;) )

Nikkie - - what in the heck IS mincemeat, anyway? :huh: When I was little I thought it was the gross part of the chicken - those gizzards and stuff. :lol:

LOL!! :lol::lol:

...err this is another one of those cupboard moments !!

A cultural difference between us peeps. :rolleyes:

Sweet mincemeat is dried fruit ( raisins, apples, sultanas ) orange peel, spices, alcohol plus suet.

Wrapped in pastry, served with cream.

There is no meat in sweet mincemeat :blink:

..as opposed to minced beef or lamb.

I've no idea why it's called 'mincemeat' (probably some ye olde English tradition that got changed along the way)

Covsooze (Susie) will know what I'm on about ! :lol:

BTW Susan, gross part of chicken - do you mean giblets??? :unsure:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Please share mincemeat pie recipe! Always wanted to try that and Beef Wellington.

Bev, - I'm not sure you'll be interested now we've established that oddly (sweet) English mince pies have no meat in them !! :blink:

..but Beef Wellington is divine :P (and there are NO wellington boots in it!!)

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Actually Nikki, I would also love your mincemeat pie recipe. Do you make your own from stratch? I used to make a pie from bottled mincemeat and my own crust--but I have been forgetting to call the two brands I can get here and see if it's gluten-free or not. :huh:

My husband would love a mince pie at Christmas--he's not gluten-free of course, but that's the only way I'm gonna make it :D

I just got finished making 2 big batches of sugar cookies--and frosting and decorating.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Actually Nikki, I would also love your mincemeat pie recipe. Do you make your own from stratch? I used to make a pie from bottled mincemeat and my own crust--but I have been forgetting to call the two brands I can get here and see if it's gluten-free or not. :huh:

PATTI !! NO I DIDN'T MAKE THE MINCEMEAT FROM SCRATCH !!! :o ( Good lord NO!!) :lol::lol:

Okay , I don't know if you can get jars of mincemeat over there but just so there's no misunderstanding it looks something likeOpen Original Shared Link

Now I also know that you guys use different measurements an' all ( you use cups I think? ) but this is how I made mine....

200grams (8oz) Gluten Free Flour

50grams (2oz) hard margarine

50grams (2oz) lard

1 Orange,grated rind and juice

1 medium egg, beaten

Mincemeat

Place the flour in a bowl and rub the fats to resemble course breadcrumbs. Stir in orange rind, beaten egg and sufficient orange juice to form a soft dough.

Knead well on a surface lightly dusted with flour, then roll out 2/3 and cut out rounds to line tartlet tins. Place a spoonful of mincemeat in each. Roll out remainder of pastry and cutr out desired shapes e.g stars for top of pies. Brush with beaten egg and bake in a pre heated oven for 15-20 mins until golden brown. Serve warm dusted with icing sugar.

Oven temperature 190 celsius/375 farenheit/gas mark 5

Not at all sure that can translate in anything you understand (I think our oven temps are different too )

but there it is :)

Do you dare??? :lol::lol:

Tomorrow, Sausage Roll recipes !!! (what are they? you are all thinking)

dlp252 Apprentice

To all those with missing mojo...didn't find them in the Caribbean and not in Disneyworld either...in fact mine seems to have run off as well, lol. :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
To all those with missing mojo...didn't find them in the Caribbean and not in Disneyworld either...in fact mine seems to have run off as well, lol. :lol:

I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT BASED ON THAT PHOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU"VE GOT ALL of ours and are hoarding them. :P :P :P :P

Mine came back in the form of.......a puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See new avatar (hit refresh- Angus is back, in black of course).

<----------------------------------------------------------------------

wait- he wants to get on and say hello-

DeAh StinkAH, SuSEEE, DAwNa, and PatTTEEEE (Pat ME?)-

Hi- I aM AnGHUS thE DaWG. My EngliCe is PrETty Good wHen I aM sing In so :

I'm back in black

Hit the sack

Been too long

I'm glad to be back

Cuz I'm getting loose

From the noose

That's kept me

Hanging Around.

OkA. Sometimes I HaVE to Sink. WhaRE iZ RichaRD. Why he WORK? SILLie Dawg!

StINKah- Is you Femail? WannA be my GiRLfriEnd? PwEEEEz?

CarlaB Enthusiast
To all those with missing mojo...didn't find them in the Caribbean and not in Disneyworld either...in fact mine seems to have run off as well, lol. :lol:

There's a picture of your mojo on your avatar, I'm surprised you didn't find it! It sure saw you!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh Stinker you clever girl - welcome to the boards (you are on my friends list Sweetie ;) )

oh she will be thrilled to have a friend on her first day, I"ll tell her.....:)

BTW Susan, gross part of chicken - do you mean giblets??? :unsure:

yes, those disgusing things, I call them gizzards, is that wrong? :lol: the giblets, the INTERNAL ORGANS that fall out......makes me sick every time.......in fact I was vegetarian for two years after dealing with those in high school once - - - blech!...... :huh:

Nikki - - Richard will NOT be pleased with you using mince MEAT out of a jar, you know he would demand hours of cooking/drinking/ and dog walkign to perfect the recipe........ :lol:

OkA. Sometimes I HaVE to Sink. WhaRE iZ RichaRD. Why he WORK? SILLie Dawg!

Indeed, Angus, why is Richard working??? :lol: I guess he has to count all the money and heinous stuff like that at this time of year......he doesn't even know we have two new canine members....

OMG Angus is SO cute and SO back in black!!!!!

Donna----yes, it looks like you DO have your mojo, silly. You know what, I think I got mine back too. But not in the way you all think.......BEv's got hers too, excellent, but evidently Richard doesn't even have TIME for his mojo...... :blink:

StinkerT Newbie

nIkkiI yES i wiL bEE yOur fRend :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nIkkiI yES i wiL bEE yOur fRend :)

:wub:

dlp252 Apprentice

Angus would be enough to supply 10 people's mojo I think...very cute pup!!! Have I mentioned I LOVE dogs, lol.

Silly mojo...I didn't see it coming, lol.

jerseyangel Proficient

Nikki,

Thanks for posting your mince pie recipe. I wish I could get the brand of mincemeat that you have--it's marked gluten-free, etc. right on the front! I will just have to call on the ones available to me.

I loved your crust recipe using the orange! I am definately trying that--it looks so good, and I've never seen anything like that. You are a very clever cook :D

What a thread--mojos being lost and found, pets coming out of their avatars and speaking up (by the way, I wonder how my kitty would hold up with all the dogs... :unsure: ) and cooking tips! Kind of a one-stop wonder thread :lol: What's Richard going to think when he gets back?? :o

The heck with pink--Angus is the new black :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
You are a very clever cook :D

yes she is, Richard would be so proud.....if we could only find him....... :huh:

What a thread--mojos being lost and found, pets coming out of their avatars and speaking up (by the way, I wonder how my kitty would hold up with all the dogs... :unsure: ) and cooking tips! Kind of a one-stop wonder thread :lol: What's Richard going to think when he gets back?? :o

The heck with pink--Angus is the new black :P

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol::lol::lol: Yes, Patti, it is the silliest thread ever.......and ANGUS is the new black!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I am definately trying that--it looks so good, and I've never seen anything like that. You are a very clever cook :D

Snort!! :lol: ,Guffaw! :lol: , Snigger !:lol:

PATTI !!! - I can safely say I've never been accused of being a clever cook before.

I only read it out of a gluten-free xmas cookbook.

Hee hee!!

I told my cat (Lady Lucy) that I have a new friend *Stinker* - she is not amused, she says I have betrayed her and is now sitting with her back to me :unsure:

My cat is a snob and treats me with the disgust she thinks I deserve <_<

Mtndog Collaborator
Nikki,

Thanks for posting your mince pie recipe. I wish I could get the brand of mincemeat that you have--it's marked gluten-free, etc. right on the front! I will just have to call on the ones available to me.

I loved your crust recipe using the orange! I am definately trying that--it looks so good, and I've never seen anything like that. You are a very clever cook :D

What a thread--mojos being lost and found, pets coming out of their avatars and speaking up (by the way, I wonder how my kitty would hold up with all the dogs... :unsure: ) and cooking tips! Kind of a one-stop wonder thread :lol: What's Richard going to think when he gets back?? :o

The heck with pink--Angus is the new black :P

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Angus is the new black. And with good reason (besides the fact that he rocks!). He's still in mourning. :( Talked to his foster mom down in Tennessee. She said he was born to a man who had 10 dogs, none of them fixed. If he couldn't get someone to take Angus' litter (10 OF THEM!), he was going to shoot them. WTF? :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: So he was this mean jerk for 8 weeks so God only knows what happened then and the his foster mom took him.

She had him for four weeks before he spent his FIRST time in a crate which was a 20 hour drive seperated from all but 2 of his siblings. Poor baby has been through a lot! :angry: No one he HATES the crate!

He's doing REALLY well but he's shy. LOVES other dogs, a little hesitant around people (except me cuz he knows I'm his momma :D ) when he goes for a walk, he struts his stuff like he's in a dog show. We love love love him!

Patti- Angus LOVES kitties! He's so fascinated by our 2, doesn't chase them, just gets in play puppy pose and wiggles his butt. :D

Nikki- I am DEFINITELY going to try about the mincemeat pie. It sounds YUMMY!

Donna- That is ONE GOOD LOOKING MOJO you got there!

Do you think if all the dogs and cats on this thread get together and bark/meow richard would hear it?

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