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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Hey!

Back at the library...now I'm with my DD, who has been experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms since coming home from school to an internet-free household. I broke the news to her as she walked through the front door..."Now, sit down, hon.....I need to tell you something..." Her eyes bulged, slight tremors began down her arms....So I threw her over my shoulder into the fireman's carry and tossed her into the car. Here I am again. :rolleyes:

What life must be like for a young teenager who can only--gasp--use a telephone to communicate with their friends, and can use only--bigger gasp--BOOKS, actual BOOKS where you have to TURN PAGES, for homework.

I dunno if DD will make it through the night...... <_<:rolleyes:

.. . . .bleh . . .. ..

:(:(

I think this is what I get for being reckless "testing" chocolate & cookies. :(

No physical symptoms, just mental.

Bah, Ptaum! :( Do you have these episodes often? Sounds very like PMS, methinks... :huh:


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jerseyangel Proficient
What life must be like for a young teenager who can only--gasp--use a telephone to communicate with their friends, and can use only--bigger gasp--BOOKS, actual BOOKS where you have to TURN PAGES, for homework.

It's a travesty, I tell ya! :o

~alex~ Explorer
All right....why am I the only one who has telephone line problems here? Wasn't it just yesterday that I found myself here at the public library computers, checking my emails and this forum? I think it's the fourth time this year we've had to call the wondrous cartel Bell Canada, and have them come to repair our outside phone line. GRRRRRRRRR........ :angry::angry:

Ack, don't even get me started on Bell Canada. Both my very calm father and very sweet fiance have come very close to yelling and swearing at the Bell people on the phone whenever we've had a problem with phone/internet/Satellite. Have you ever noticed that when you sign up for a Bell service you talk to a very kind, helpful, clearly native speaker of English, but when you need to call for help once you've already signed up you get someone much more difficult to understand and who may not really be understanding you either. Sooooo annoying!

Emily, here's a cartoon in honoUr of Sophie getting her braces off and soon getting a retainer.

psawyer Proficient

Bell Canada can be a royal pain in the @$$ at times. There were some problems where we live with wet underground cables last year, and they dug up our front lawn not once but twice. And I don't mean small excavations. The holes were about six feet square and five feet deep. Their contractor digs the hole, then Bell comes and does their work, and then, eventually, the contractor comes back and fills it in and lays new sod. And then for the next two weeks WE have to water the new sod daily. There was an open pit of theirs across from us for a couple of months, covering a period from before the first dig in our yard until well after the second one was filled in. :(

Gosh, Emily, what if somebody is looking over your shoulder? What will a stranger think of the stuff we see here?

Gee, when I was 14, the telephone was wired to the wall and had a rotary dial. We had just acquired a new TV and it had COLOuR!

jerseyangel Proficient
Gee, when I was 14, the telephone was wired to the wall and had a rotary dial. We had just acquired a new TV and it had COLOuR!

I still remember the night we got our first color TV :rolleyes: I was 11. A table phone and an extention phone--if you wanted privacy, you had to go talk in my parent's bedroom.

tom Contributor
Taking Alan to the airport TODAY for his Orlando trip!!!!!!!!!!

Well if THAT doesn't put a smile on a Silly's face, ain't nuffin will!! :) :)

3:30AM Jess!!!! <oh .. . NOT on purpose> :(

when I was queen I banned all sickness....Patti???

In most communities, this would be a Hot Topic until resolution. In Sillyville, . . . .. ..hey where'd our Yeti go? .. . . .what was I talking about?

I often find myself saying this about DH when people ask about our plans for the weekend.... :lol::lol:

:lol: :lol:

I tried, I really did, to come up w/ something last night for this "keep him naked as much as possible" setup - way to pick up the ball & run w/ it Em!!

A fantastic show. I try not to miss it, and I guffaw throughout. Ptaum, you must try to find Corner Gas in your TV lineup, or online. Funnier and more clever, even, than MNIE.

OK trying Title Search on cablebox .. . ..bah nothin .. . .online will have to wait. I didn't get far on desk de-cluttering.

FACE THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

And you know, no one EVER expects them

:lol:

I think I turn into a pumpkin from midnight to 7 am. By 8 I'm a tolerable zucchini and by 9 I'm pretty much your average Bev. :P

Nuh-uh!! You're BevMo'!!!! :D;)

I used to watch World News Now a TON!!

A few times lately .. ..I wonder how often they switch hosts. Maybe it was a result of near-daily viewing, but I liked the ones 6-8 yrs ago better. Or was it 10 yrs ago :huh:

<cracks me up, you can just google "cat poo coffee" and all these things come up >

TOM!!!!!!!!! I think our resident java conn-o-sewer should try it!!!!!!!!!!!

I passed on it in the 90s in Indonesia, and I'm not sure I could ever get past the Civet Butt Cooties aspect. :lol:

It really puts the sewer in conn-o-sewer . .. . . <mesuspect susie go foe-neddik cuz forgot how to spell connoisseur>

:lol::P

Boo Bell Canada!!!!! :angry:

(Luv the keska-say)

Amanda - that corporate consolidation of radio riles me .. . ..fav stations w/ playlist freedom became McRadio

Bah, Ptaum! :( Do you have these episodes often? Sounds very like PMS, methinks... :huh:

:D:lol: glad I wasn't drinking anything!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

My DJ, Pete the Mayor Kennedy won this round!!!! I am so glad he made it this far!!! Thanks everyone who voted :):)


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jerseyangel Proficient
My DJ, Pete the Mayor Kennedy won this round!!!! I am so glad he made it this far!!! Thanks everyone who voted :):)

Yea!!! Congrats to Pete the Mayor :D

Ridgewalker Contributor
And they drank the cat poop coffee

:huh::lol:

No, he won't, because he has a hyper-vigilant mother who keeps and eye out, plus all kinds of smart pholks on this forum. :) You WILL get to bottom of it!

:wub: I hope you're right.

Well... if this don't beat all... The boys and I were in the city this afternoon shopping and got in a car accident- yes-we're-all-fine! Actually, my big old beat-up Blazer only got a little dent. The other car (a little new-model VW bug) came out of it quite a bit worse. Picture a paper mache car that somebody punched.

This chick turned right on red. She would've been fine if she'd stayed in her lane (I was in the far left lane,) but she was busy looking in the rearview to see if her friends had followed her out, and smashed right into us-- right into Luke's door. If she'd been in a tougher car, we'd be at the hospital right now. :angry: :angry: :angry: And some more :angry: :angry: :angry:

Then, if you can believe it, she was SO busy not watching the road she never saw me at ALL, and insisted that *I* must have hit HER. Excuse me? And her friends pulled over, and instantly backed her up. I'd never been so furious in my entire life. Out of the dozens of cars that saw what happened, NO ONE else pulled over as a witness except her friends. And btw, these were middle-aged ladies, not teenagers afraid that their daddy was going to mad.

I get out of the car, phone in hand, and one of her friends squawks, "You hit her, you hit her, were you talking on your cell phone?" OMG you guys. When she said that, I was APPALLED, and absolutely purple with rage, but I stayed calm. You'd be proud. I said, "No Ma'am, I just called my husband because I'm shaking like a leaf and I have my two SMALL CHILDREN in the car." And back and forth, etc...

Anyway, anyway, the cops said they couldn't tell whose fault it was and we'd have to let the insurance companies fight it out. My car has such a small dent, and it's such an old beat up vehicle, I don't want to actually file a claim and pay a deductible to fix the dent. It would be silly.

But I guess I'm going to have to talk to my agent anyways, because that dumb you-know-what and her liar friends are going to say I somehow hit her. I am massively stressed out. I really don't need our insurance rate to go up. I'm hoping it won't- I have an excellent driving record. In fact, our insurance company has reduced our rate every six months since we signed on with them years and years ago. And since the cops couldn't form a decision on whose fault it was, nobody got a ticket, and no one was faulted on the police report.

Ugh. :( HEINOUS, I tell you.

It just eats me up the way people will just jump right out LYING like that. It stuns me. I once got into a fender-bender when I was 18 (the only wreck until now,) and that one was my fault. I admitted it immediately. And I WAS afraid my dad was going to be mad. I just don't get people, I really don't.

Anyhoo, like I said we are ok. Ezra has a brush-burn on his neck from the seatbelt locking up. That does worry me. How hard did his neck hit that seatbelt? I guess we'll find out tomorrow morning. I asked him if it hurt, and he said, "Oh yeah it hurts really, reeeeeeeeeally bad." But he doesn't act or move like it does. :huh: Since he recently figured out the I-don't-feel-good-so-I-can't-clean-my-room thing, I take what he says with a grain of salt.

But I'm worried about it. Usually, just riding along, the seatbelt doesn't go across his neck. I have both the boys in booster seats specifically because of that. I have him some ibuprofen though. Besides, he still feels like crap from the Strep and ear infection. :(

My neck hurt earlier, but feels better now. It probably was just muscle tension or something. I have to admit, it scared the crap out of me. She slammed us pretty freakin' hard. Thank God, Thank God, Thank God she wasn't driving a Suburban or something.

Welp, now that's I've written you guys a 50-page update... :lol: I've had a couple glasses of wine tonight. My nerves are SHOT.

And I didn't get ANY of my shopping done. :angry: Brian stopped at a gas station and got toilet paper, though, which was the most pressing need. :rolleyes:

Ridgewalker Contributor

Saying that I hit her is like saying to someone you just shot, "Hey! You just hit my bullet!" :angry:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sarah I hope you are all ok, I was in an accident and had the neck burns as well as lap burns from a seat belt, don't be surprised if he is a little sore the next few days.

Ridgewalker Contributor
Sarah I hope you are all ok, I was in an accident and had the neck burns as well as lap burns from a seat belt, don't be surprised if he is a little sore the next few days.

Thanks Amanda! I will def keep an eye on him... even more. :rolleyes: I'll update you guys tomorrow!

:wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Morning sillies!!!!!!!!

SARAH!!!!!!!!

Dear Gaaaaaawdd!!!!!!!!!!!!..........how much stress can a girl take eh????

You poor thing {{{{{hugs}}}}}}.........yeah - do you think 'we' are the last of a line of honest/decent citizens??? :blink: (it feels like it sometimes)

Just make sure you and the boys take it easy :)

I had my car written off when my eldest was a baby - we were both ok - but VERY SCARY.....(and I don't scare easy pholks ;) )....uncharacteristically I burst into tears AFTER I ranted at the buffoon who didn't even LOOK at the roundabout (I don't believe you have them :unsure: )

'He' gave me a false name and address and had false number plates so I couldn't claim on his insurance :angry:

Ok, dropped of my little coeliac at Gatwick yesterday......(they are not flying 'til 2.15pm TODAY....they stayed at the airport hotel last night)

We met the other kids,parents and of course Alan's carer....oh, and the nurse and the doctor who'll be going too

What a fantastic set up!!!......really put us at ease :)

Also 'our' borough Mayor was there to meet the kids and the press were there to take photos :D

Alan hit it off straight away with his carer...when we left he was larking about with him :)

Alan said to me ''I'll be back in 2 weeks Mum....promise'' :wub::wub: *sniff*

They will phone me tomorrow to let me know they arrived ok :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
\Ok, dropped of my little coeliac at Gatwick yesterday......(they are not flying 'til 2.15pm TODAY....they stayed at the airport hotel last night)

We met the other kids,parents and of course Alan's carer....oh, and the nurse and the doctor who'll be going too

What a fantastic set up!!!......really put us at ease :)

Also 'our' borough Mayor was there to meet the kids and the press were there to take photos :D

Alan hit it off straight away with his carer...when we left he was larking about with him :)

Alan said to me ''I'll be back in 2 weeks Mum....promise'' :wub::wub: *sniff*

They will phone me tomorrow to let me know they arrived ok :)

good to hear Nikki :) I bet he will have a lot of fun too :)

Morning Sillies.

It was a much better night with Landen last night, back to his silly self :) He is going to get up soon and then my parents are coming to visit today which will be nice. Warm temps again too.

jerseyangel Proficient

Sarah,

My God--how do people live with themselves? :angry: Thank goodness you guys are mostly ok--I could just "hear" in your post how stressed and anxious you still were. Hope you all got a peacefull night's sleep. :)

In 2003, I was sitting at a light in my town right after work like normal....when the light turned, the huge flatbed truck in front of me rolled backward and I sat there as my car crumpled in front of me. I was unhurt, but so shaken up--it was all I could do to not vomit right then and there.

Luckily, the truck driver admitted to the policeman that he rolled back and hit me, so I didn't have to explain anything much to the insurance co. Hope that the facts come to light and they can prove that she hit you--I'm sure they will. The insurance companies do a thorough researching of accidents even when there is no dispute over whose fault it was. I hope when that happens, she will also be issued a ticket. Damn liar that she is....and her friends, too. <_<

Nikki,

I was thinking of A last night :D Glad he got off ok and is comfortable with the staff and his traveling companions. Honest to gosh, that is the cleanest place I've ever seen! When we were there, if a kid dropped an ice cream in the street, immediately, an elf appeared to clean it up--they are good! He's going to have the time of his life! :)

Amanda,

So happy to hear Landon is feeling better! Enjoy this beautiful day--it gets colder tomorrow B)

jerseyangel Proficient

I see poor Emily hasn't made it to the library yet this morning :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I think this is what I get for being reckless "testing" chocolate & cookies.

No physical symptoms, just mental.

hope you're better today Thaugham......your next post, after this one - was riotously funny - so you had clearly not lost your silly in the cookie toss test..... :lol:

Hey!

Back at the library...now I'm with my DD, who has been experiencing severe withdrawal symptoms since coming home from school to an internet-free household. I broke the news to her as she walked through the front door..."Now, sit down, hon.....I need to tell you something..." Her eyes bulged, slight tremors began down her arms....So I threw her over my shoulder into the fireman's carry and tossed her into the car. Here I am again. :rolleyes:

What life must be like for a young teenager who can only--gasp--use a telephone to communicate with their friends, and can use only--bigger gasp--BOOKS, actual BOOKS where you have to TURN PAGES, for homework.

I dunno if DD will make it through the night....

:lol: :lol:

Indeed, the terrible egregiousness of it all!!!!!!!!!! turning pages, and twitching throughout the night w/ no screen at which to stare....... :lol:

In most communities, this would be a Hot Topic until resolution. In Sillyville, . . . .. ..hey where'd our Yeti go? .. . . .what was I talking about?

:lol: :lol:

Yeah, where IS our yeti anyway? Have we just left him atop MUrphy's Ridge, untended and forgotten? :unsure:

It really puts the sewer in conn-o-sewer . .. . . <mesuspect susie go foe-neddik cuz forgot how to spell connoisseur>

:lol: :lol: You are exactly right, and it was goign to take too much time - maybe 3 or 4 seconds - to figure it out.......

besides, conn-o-sewer is just so much more appropriate in THIS venue. :P

CIVET BUTT COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:blink::angry:

those HEINOUS bee-oches!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh honey you do NOT need this........so glad no one was seriously hurt........but - this is the way the world is going - - so heartbreaking - - and BTW I blame it all on myspace. :lol:

Anywho, keep us posted...........drink some wine and vent all you like.......your bad streak has GOT to end soon. You know, I often think that people who go through long periods of particularly acute heinosities are actually being prepared for great things to come........ :)

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! Alan will soon be stateside!!!!!!! woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So exciting!!!!!!!!!

Amanda - so glad Landen's feeling better!

Well sillies - - Weezee and I are heading to dog park.......................and Kissey arrives at 6. :wub: I'm taking him to dinner.

BTW I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of cooking and I"m SICK Of all my food............ want new and easy and fabulous things................ BAH!!!!!!!! I just want to order a freaking PIZZA sometimes! :angry: (know you can all relate)

bye for now sillies!

elye Community Regular

All right!!

We're back in business telecommunications-wise. The Great HonoUrable Bell Canada had one of their techies here at 9:30 (supposed to be between 12 and 6--good thing someone was here), and he scurried up our outside pole and fiddled around for twenty minutes. He was extremely attractive...a nice bonus, and was absolutely SMIITEN with Gus. Yes, quite lovely all around....smoldering blue eyes, five-o'clock shadow, square chin, six-foot two-ish....

Anyways!! Where was I?!

When I called Bell yesterday, the man I spoke to, I am certain, was not only East Indian, but in India. Apparently this is happening now--cheaper to farm out the calls to developing and third world countries...bizarre. And as per usual, this agent struggled to understand me, and I was constantly correcting his verb tenses and vocabulary usage. :huh::rolleyes:

So! It's all good now....

Have you ever noticed that when you sign up for a Bell service you talk to a very kind, helpful, clearly native speaker of English, but when you need to call for help once you've already signed up you get someone much more difficult to understand and who may not really be understanding you either.

Yep!

Bell Canada can be a royal pain in the @$ at times.

True!! And there is no competition for customer service/repair....not good.

OK trying Title Search on cablebox .. . ..bah nothin .. . .online will have to wait. I didn't get far on desk de-cluttering.

Get that PC set up, Ptaum! :)

....Mygawd...coffee fabricated from the digestive process of a cat....Must tell Jack about this, as that is exactly the kind of thing he finds fascinating...

Saying that I hit her is like saying to someone you just shot, "Hey! You just hit my bullet!" :angry:

Sarah, I am SO SORRY this happened to you. You are such a strong girl to be rollin' with all this.... :angry::angry:

Better times are FOR SURE ahead.....

I cannot believe that nobody else stopped to be official witnesses, and likely that is why no one did...they just cannot be bothered. :angry:

Ok, dropped of my little coeliac at Gatwick yesterday......(they are not flying 'til 2.15pm TODAY....they stayed at the airport hotel last night)

We met the other kids,parents and of course Alan's carer....oh, and the nurse and the doctor who'll be going too

Nikki!!! YAY!!! This is such a WONDERFUL story. How great this is for Al, and you!! Let us know when he calls you! :):)

When we were there, if a kid dropped an ice cream in the street, immediately, an elf appeared to clean it up--they are good!

Mygawd....a magic elf? I want one of those! Cleans up spills....

Wonder if he could fix my phone line when down?

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMG!!!! MUMBAI CALL CENTRES!!!!!.the bane of my life BUT....

EMILY'S BACK!!!!!!!!

Oh mygawd!!...thought she may still have been in the forumless abyss (no-one can hear you scream)

I was even beginning to wonder just what Emily would do to while away the hrs sans silly.

....maybe watch T.V .....read a book ?? :blink: (does anyone here remember how???) OR <shudder> clear out the wardrobes closets :o:o

Thankfully she is back in the bosom of the nutty brethrin :lol::lol:

.....your bad streak has GOT to end soon. You know, I often think that people who go through long periods of particularly acute heinosities are actually being prepared for great things to come........ :)

I couldn't agree more with this :) life seems to go like that

.NICOLA!!!!!!!!!! Alan will soon be stateside!!!!!!! woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So exciting!!!!!!!!!

Yes indeed sillies......watch yourselves!! - there will be a son of a Brit silly arriving on your continent roughly 7pm Eastern time ;)

.BTW I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of cooking and I"m SICK Of all my food............ want new and easy and fabulous things................ BAH!!!!!!!! I just want to order a freaking PIZZA sometimes! :angry: (know you can all relate)

OMG - yes, yes AND yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the time we got back from the airport yesterday we was tired and v. hungry and how bloomin' luvverly would it been to have had a pizza....or KFC....wait.......battered fish and chips.......

NEEEEEARRRRGGGGHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH BTW !!!- Our Yeti is actually hooking up with Al on Monday ....GAD he loves Disney :rolleyes:

tom Contributor

Bah!! Emotibusted!!

Part 1

This chick turned right on red. . ....

.. . ..

It just eats me up the way people will just jump right out LYING like that. It stuns me. .. . .

1st sentence is, hopefully, 90% of the path to proof. The instant LYING is indeed a sad stunner, and makes one wonder about people. :(

Glad no one was hurt. :)

"Hey! You just hit my bullet!" :lol:

Also 'our' borough Mayor was there to meet the kids and the press were there to take photos :D

I fink this should mean we'll get an url for a send-off pic??

AMANDA!!!!!!! What's up w/ the alleged Weggie's flyer featuring a Silly?????????????????????????

Alan hit it off straight away with his carer...when we left he was larking about with him :)

Alan said to me ''I'll be back in 2 weeks Mum....promise'' :wub::wub: *sniff*

Heehee

Always amused by the Britishisms - "straight away" . ..."larking about" .. ..are ya sure he didn't say "fortnight" ? :lol:

Landen got his silly back!!! :) :)

tom Contributor
In 2003, I was sitting at a light in my town right after work like normal....when the light turned, the huge flatbed truck in front of me rolled backward and I sat there as my car crumpled in front of me.

:ph34r: my oh MY that had to be SCAAAAAAAARYyyyyyyyyyyy!!

hope you're better today Thaugham......

:lol: ack!! A NEW ONE after all these months/pages??? Tzu-xieQueue's been holdin' out!

And yes, I was pretty good for a few hrs yesterday and better today. :)

Yeah, where IS our yeti anyway? Have we just left him atop Murphy Ridge, untended and forgotten? :unsure:

:o

:lol: :lol: You are exactly right, and it was goign to take too much time - maybe 3 or 4 seconds - to figure it out.......

:o:lol: I *WAS* right!! Once the thought somehow came to mind, it wouldn't leave!!

(Then I had to consult a dik-shun-air-ee to make sure *I* had it right .. . ..it'd be too embarrassing to make such an accusation then misspell connoisseur myself! :lol: )

BTW I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of cooking and I"m SICK Of all my food............ want new and easy and fabulous things.......

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh . .. .

....Mygawd...coffee fabricated from the digestive process of a cat....Must tell Jack about this, as that is exactly the kind of thing he finds fascinating...

Yes, and see if he can put a price on what it'd take to consume ONLY beverages which have previously passed through another being.

Yes indeed sillies......watch yourselves!! - there will be a son of a Brit silly arriving on your continent roughly 7pm Eastern time ;)

Ahh 4pm, PST - I'll be sure to think of him. :)

OH BTW !!!- Our Yeti is actually hooking up with Al on Monday

Fan-******-tastic!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
\Amanda,

So happy to hear Landon is feeling better! Enjoy this beautiful day--it gets colder tomorrow B)

It is going to be cold like all next week...what is with that....its like a tease I tell you. So I bought a High chair, in very good clean condition at Salvation Army today for 4.99 so we had a place for Landen now that he is eating food. It is too much trouble lugging hers up and down between the houses. I washed it all up.

My parents just left, had a very nice day with them as well. Such a gorgeous day out....rain tomorrow though. We had one heck of a T-storm last night as well.

I am typing to my fellow sillies from my balcony right now, I am spread on the lawn chairs and I stretched out my DSL wire so I can get the net....wireless is not working :( Aww this is the life sillies!

Landen got his silly back!!! :) :)

Tom- The weggies flyer is up in the air, I have not been in it yet, but hopefully soon, I sent the photo release back to them last month. I am not sure how long it takes to get those pictures inserted into the papers themselves. I will make sure everyone knows though.

So glad Landen is silly again, he was so much fun last night!

jerseyangel Proficient
BTW I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of cooking and I"m SICK Of all my food............ want new and easy and fabulous things................ BAH!!!!!!!! I just want to order a freaking PIZZA sometimes! :angry: (know you can all relate)

bye for now sillies!

I hear ya on that girlfriend! ;) What I wouldn't give, after a day of painting or working outside or whatever to call and order a pizza or something :angry: I really think that's the thing I miss the most.... :angry::angry:

He was extremely attractive...a nice bonus, and was absolutely SMIITEN with Gus. Yes, quite lovely all around....smoldering blue eyes, five-o'clock shadow, square chin, six-foot two-ish....

Anyways!! Where was I?!

Kinda makes it almost worth all the inconvenience, those hunky repairmen :D Glad you're back on line! :)

Thankfully she is back in the bosom of the nutty brethrin :lol::lol:

Yes indeed sillies......watch yourselves!! - there will be a son of a Brit silly arriving on your continent roughly 7pm Eastern time ;)

Nikki said "bosom" :lol:

I'll be thinking of our A this evening! Gosh, he lands in about 4 hours! :D

And yes, I was pretty good for a few hrs yesterday and better today. :)

Ptathumn is gettin his sillie back! :D

Tom- The weggies flyer is up in the air, I have not been in it yet, but hopefully soon, I sent the photo release back to them last month. I am not sure how long it takes to get those pictures inserted into the papers themselves. I will make sure everyone knows though.

So glad Landen is silly again, he was so much fun last night!

When it finally comes out, I'm going to pick it up in Warrington :)

Have fun with that silly baby :D I take it you are teaching him the fine points of silliness?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Have fun with that silly baby :D I take it you are teaching him the fine points of silliness?

Of course! John and I are his adopted Aunt and Uncle, what kind of Aunt would I be not teaching him all the good stuff, hopefully we will get to the park tonight.

tom Contributor
I am typing to my fellow sillies from my balcony right now, . ... . .. this is the life sillies!

And I'm on the balcony typing too!! ;)

Just got a real table to replace the p.o.s. wheeled shelfy thing we've been using. Free, off of craigslist.

BTW, has anyone seen how ridiculous the personal ads are there? Oh .. .I suppose not.

Anyway, the VAST majority of women-seeking-men, of course are spammy b.s., but what's TRULY ridic is that whenever one seems real, it's 'flagged for removal' for reasons unknown, by a bunch of jackasses who click on some obviously-abused Feature.

Almost every time I've looked there are new Rants about how useless that part of craigslist is, because a few morons get the legit ads removed w/ a few clicks & zero accountability.

Kinda makes it almost worth all the inconvenience, those hunky repairmen :D

You 2 are 2 for 2 this week!!

Now why have *I* never ONCE had a hot chickadee come by to fix anything??????????????? :angry:

Ptathumn is gettin his sillie back! :D

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    • knitty kitty
      @tiffanygosci, Hello.  I apologize for your thread being hijacked.   I recognize your symptoms as being similar to what I experienced, the migraines, food and chemical sensitivities, hives, nausea, the numbness and tingling, joint pain, tummy problems, sleep problems, emotional lability, and the mom brain.  My cycle returned early after I had my son, and I became pregnant again with all my symptoms worsening.  Unfortunately, I lost that baby.  In hindsight, I recognized that I was suffering so much from Thiamine deficiency and other nutritional deficiencies that I was not able to carry it.   Celiac Disease affects the absorption of nutrients from our food.  There's eight B vitamins that must be replenished every day.  Thiamine Vitamin B1 becomes depleted first because it cannot be stored very long, less than two weeks.  Other B vitamins can be stored for two months or so.  But Thiamine can get low enough to produce symptoms in as little as three days.  As the thiamine level gets lower, symptoms worsen.  Early symptoms like fatigue and anxiety are often attributed to life situations, and so frequently go unrecognized by medical professionals who "have a pill for that".   I used to get severe migraines and vomiting after gluten consumption.  Thiamine and the other B vitamins are needed to turn carbohydrates, fats and proteins into fuel for our bodies.  With a large influx of carbohydrates from gluten containing foods, the demand for Thiamine increases greatly.  Available thiamine can be depleted quickly, resulting in suddenly worsening symptoms.  Emotional stress or trauma, physical activity (athletes and laborers) and physiological stresses like pregnancy or injury (even surgery or infection) increase the need for Thiamine and can precipitate a thiamine insufficiency. Pregnancy requires more thiamine, not just for the mother, but for the child as well.  The mother's Thiamine stores are often depleted trying to meet the higher demand of a growing fetus.  Thiamine insufficiency can affect babies in utero and after birth (autism, ADHD).  Having babies close together doesn't allow time for the mother to replenish thiamine stores sufficiently.   Thiamine insufficiency can cause migraines, pins and needles (paresthesia), and gastrointestinal Beriberi (gas, bloating, diarrhea or constipation, back pain).   Thiamine deficiency can cause blurry vision, difficulty focusing, and affect the eyes in other ways.  Thiamine deficiency can damage the optic nerves.  I have permanent vision problems.  High histamine levels can make your brain feel like it's on fire or swelling inside your cranium.  High histamine levels can affect behavior and mood.  Histamine is released by Mast Cells as part of the immune system response to gluten.  Mast Cells need Thiamine to regulate histamine release.  Mast Cells without sufficient thiamine release histamine at the slightest provocation.  This shows up as sensitivities to foods, smelly chemicals, plants, and dust mites.  Thiamine and the other B vitamins are needed to lower histamine levels.  Vitamin D is needed to calm the immune system and to regulate our hormones.  Menstrual irregularities can be caused by low Vitamin D.   Celiac Disease is a disease if Malabsorption of Nutrients.  We must take great care to eat a nutritionally dense diet.  Our bodies cannot make vitamins.  We must get them from what we eat.  Supplementation with essential vitamins and minerals is warranted while we are healing and to ensure we don't become deficient over time.  Our bodies will not function properly without essential vitamins and minerals.  Doctors have swept their importance under the rug in favor of a pill that covers the symptoms but doesn't resolve the underlying issue of malnutrition. Do talk to your doctor and dietician about checking for nutritional deficiencies.  Most blood tests for the eight B vitamins do not reflect how much is available or stored inside cells.  Blood tests reflect how much is circulating in the blood stream, the transportation system.  Blood levels can be "normal" while a deficiency exists inside cells where the vitamins are actually used.  The best way to see if you're low in B vitamins is to take a B Complex, and additional Thiamine and look for improvement.   Most vitamin supplements contain Thiamine Mononitrate, which is not easily absorbed nor utilized by the body.  Only thirty percent of thiamine mononitrate listed on the label is absorbed, less is actually utilized.  This is because thiamine mononitrate is shelf stable, it won't breakdown sitting on a shelf in the grocery store.  It's so hard to breakdown, our bodies don't absorb it and can't turn it into a form the body can use.  Take Thiamine in the form Benfotiamine or TTFD (tetrahydrofurfuryl disulfide) which the body can utilize much better.  (Ask for an Erythrocyte Transketolace Activity test for Thiamine level.  Though not accurate, this test does better picking up on a thiamine deficiency than a blood test.) Are you keeping your babies on a gluten free diet?  This can prevent genetically susceptible children from developing Celiac Disease.   P. S. Interesting Reading  Thiamine deficiency in pregnancy and lactation: implications and present perspectives https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10158844/ Descriptive spectrum of thiamine deficiency in pregnancy: A potentially preventable condition https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37458305/ B vitamins and their combination could reduce migraine headaches: A randomized double-blind controlled trial https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9860208/
    • trents
      @Riley, on this forum we sometimes get reports from people with similar experiences as you. That is, their celiac disease seems to go into remission. Typically, that doesn't last. At age 18 you are at your physical-biological peek in life where your body is stronger than it will ever be and it is able to fight well against many threats and abuses. As Wheatwacked pointed out, absence of symptoms is not always a reliable indicator that no damage is being done to the body. I was one of those "silent" celiacs with no symptoms, or at least very minor symptoms, whose body was being slowly damaged for many years before the damage became pronounced enough to warrant investigation, leading to a diagnosis. By that time I had suffered significant bone demineralization and now I suffer with back and neck problems. Please, if you choose to continue consuming gluten, which I do not recommend, at least get tested regularly so that you won't get caught in the silent celiac trap down the road like I did. You really do not outgrow celiac disease. It is baked into the genes. Once the genes get triggered, as far as we know, they are turned on for good. Social rejection is something most celiacs struggle with. Being compliant with the gluten free diet places restrictions on what we can eat and where we can eat. Our friends usually try to work with us at first but then it gets to be a drag and we begin to get left out. We often lose some friends in the process but we also find out who really are our true friends. I think the hardest hits come at those times when friends spontaneously say, "Hey, let's go get some burgers and fries" and you know you can't safely do that. One way to cope in these situations is to have some ready made gluten-free meals packed in the fridge that you can take with you on the spot and still join them but eat safely. Most "real" friends will get used to this and so will you. Perhaps this little video will be helpful to you.  
    • Wheatwacked
      @Riley., Welcome to the forum.   It was once believed that Celiac Disease was only a childhood disease and it can be outgrown.  That was before 1951, before gluten was discovered to be cause of Celiac Disease, also called Infantilism.  Back then Cileac Disease was thought to be only a gastro intestinal disease, once you  "outgrew" the colicky phase, you were cured. You were so lucky to be diagnosed at 5 years old so your developing years were normal.  Gluten can affect multiple systems.  The nervous system, your intellegence. The muscules, skeleton. It can cause neurological issues like brain fog, anxiety, and peripheral neuropathy.  It can cause joint pain, muscle weakness, and skin rashes. Epilepsy is 1.8 times more prevalent in patients with celiac disease, compared to the general population. Because through malabsorption and food avoidances, it causes vitamin D and numerouus other essential nutrient deficiencies, it allows allergies, infections, poor growth, stuffy sinuses and eustacian tubes. There is even a catagory of celiac disease called "Silent Celiac".  Any symptoms are explained away as this, that or the other thing. Gluten is one of the most addictive substances we consume.  Activating the Opiod receptors in our cells, it can numb us to the damage that it, and other foods are causing.  It has become socially acceptable to eat foods that make us feel sick.  "There's a pill for that".   It is generally accepted that n fact you are weird if you don't. The hardest part is that if you don't eat gluten you will feel great and think why not.  But slowly it will effect you, you'll be diagnosed with real diseases that you don't have. You'll be more susseptable to other autoimmune diseases.  As you read through the posts here, notice how many are finally dianosed, after years of suffering at older ages.  Is it worth it? I think not. Perhaps this book will help:  Here is a list of possible symptoms:   
    • Riley.
      Hi! Im Riley, 18 years old and have been diagnosed for 13 years.. the testing started bc I stopped growing and didn’t gain any weight and was really small and thin for my age.  I got diagnosed when I was 5 and have been living gluten free since, in elementary and middle school it was hard for me and I kept contaminating myself bc I wanted to fit in with my friends so so badly. I ate gluten secretly at school and mostly regretted it 30 minutes later.  I’ve had symptoms like diarrhea, nausea, headaches, stomachaches, threw up a lot and was really emotional.  In 2022 I really started working on myself and tried to stay gluten free and if I did eat gluten I wouldn’t tell anyone and suffer in silence.  Last year in July I begged my mom to let me „cheat“ one day bc I just wanted to fit in… I ate a lot of different stuff, all the stuff I missed out on in my childhood like nuggets, pizza and all that.. I didn’t have symptoms that day and was doing really fine My mom and I wanted to test how far we can go and said we would test it for 12 weeks to get my blood taken after to see if I’m doing good or if symptoms start showing  As a now 18 year old girl who finally gained a normal weight and doesn’t get symptoms I’m to scared to get tested/my blood taken cuz I finally found comfort in food and it got so much easier for me and my family.  A year and 4 months later i still didn’t get any symptoms and have been eating gluten daily.  I’m scared to get tested/my blood taken cuz what if I’m actually not fine and have to go back to eating gluten free. Any tips to get over that fear and „suck it up“ cuz I know I could seriously damage my body… sorry if I seem like a idiot here… just don’t really know what to do :,)
    • Mari
      There is much helpful 'truth' posted on this forum. Truths about Celiac Disease are based on scientific research and people's experience. Celiac disease is inherited. There are 2 main Celiac 'genes' but they are variations of one gene called HLa - DQ What is inherited when a person inherits one or both of the DQ2 or the DQ8 is a predisposition to develop celiac disease after exposure to a environmental trigger. These 2 versions of the DQ gene are useful in diagnosing  celiac disease but there are about 25 other genes that are known to influence celiac disease so this food intolerance is a multigenic autoimmune disease. So with so many genes involved and each person inheriting a different array of these other genes one person's symptoms may be different than another's symptoms.  so many of these other genes.  I don't think that much research on these other genes as yet. So first I wrote something that seem to tie together celiac disease and migraines.  Then you posted that you had migraines and since you went gluten free they only come back when you are glutened. Then Scott showed an article that reported no connection between migraines and celiac disease, Then Trents wrote that it was possible that celiacs had more migraines  and some believed there was a causal effect. You are each telling the truth as you know it or experienced it.   
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