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tom Contributor

:lol: Jess :lol:

Bev's av!

Julie! Good to see ya back :)

Cucumber??? Pseuzee's mojitos have cucumber now? That seems so wrong . ...did I read that right?

Uhhhhhhhh what else was I 'posedta 'member?

Hmmmm I'll catch up l8r


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elye Community Regular
I don't know about anybody else, but I don't leave my balls unprotected out in the yard where children can grab them. :ph34r:

Thank Gawd.......I am so relieved to hear that our Great Monarch is protecting his balls when out in Royal Walkabouts...

:o:lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies....a very big day at work. I have a big meeting with Merck about a new trial we are getting.....very very scary too! I am nervous!!! Wont be too much time for silly vortex today. Sadly.

elye Community Regular

Good Mornin', Sillies!

Don't think we officially had any frost last night, although it was close. . ..my plants should be okay. Our lovely old chestnut tree has bloomed fully - - its broad, fat leaves that canopy half our yard look wonderful.

Mr. Chow was out at exactly 6 am, stretching to greet the sun.

All is good.

Speaking of Chows, for I believe the first time I bumped into, and chatted with, Mrs. Chow last evening while out with the dogs. I was careful not to so obviously stare at her tongue.. . but like her husband, hers is pink also. She looks to be about a hundred, and with a face SO infinitely draw-able. I see an aged, ravaged face such as hers and all I want to do is capture it on paper. I sense that she feels I'm quite odd, and therefore I will not ask her to pose for a portrait. Although I could tell her that she may end up in a Walmart frame.. ..that always sways 'em..... :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Speaking of Chows, for I believe the first time I bumped into, and chatted with, Mrs. Chow last evening while out with the dogs. I was careful not to so obviously stare at her tongue.. . but like her husband, hers is pink also. She looks to be about a hundred, and with a face SO infinitely draw-able. I see an aged, ravaged face such as hers and all I want to do is capture it on paper. I sense that she feels I'm quite odd, and therefore I will not ask her to pose for a portrait. Although I could tell her that she may end up in a Walmart frame.. ..that always sways 'em..... :lol:

Um . . . :unsure: . . . Emily . . . that was NOT Mrs. Chow . . . that was ME. I did indeed notice you trying to sneak quick peeks at my tongue. And yes, I feel that you are quite odd. And a hundred, you say??!!?? Well, that is quite rude!!! I am only 93.

jerseyangel Proficient
Arrrrrggggh! The weather forecast for tonight contains the words "frost warning." :(

:o We had a hot and humid day yesterday.....cool and breezy today B)

Okay.....Kissey and I have had an argument. :o this is our second one, total. OMG - - OMG - - OMG. What is the world coming to? :lol: It stresses me out.........

I hope things are back to normal today for The Kisseys :D

I don't know about anybody else, but I don't leave my balls unprotected out in the yard where children can grab them. :ph34r: I would for sure be nuts to do that. :D

Our King is protecting the Family Jewels :lol:

Uhhhhhhhh what else was I 'posedta 'member?

Hmmmm I'll catch up l8r

Just what I was thinking this morning :huh: Good to see you back, Phataughm :)

Um . . . :unsure: . . . Emily . . . that was NOT Mrs. Chow . . . that was ME. I did indeed notice you trying to sneak quick peeks at my tongue. And yes, I feel that you are quite odd. And a hundred, you say??!!?? Well, that is quite rude!!! I am only 93.

Our Janet is a time-traveller? :unsure: Will she show up in each of our everyday lives as someone we think we know? :o:lol:

Well Sillies, I'm taking another stab at the Chiropractor this morning....well not literally... :lol: I think this latest reaction is about over <_< Onward and upward! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Cold, wet & windy 'ere......and that's just in Tel's trousers.....dunno what the weathers like ;)

I sense that she feels I'm quite odd

:huh:Really????

Wonder why???

Our King is protecting the Family Jewels :lol:

:lol::o

Well Sillies, I'm taking another stab at the Chiropractor this morning....well not literally... :lol:

:lol: Patti you scare me! :lol:

(hope it goes ok ;) )

.....wait :unsure: ...did Amanda say she didn't have much time for the silly vortex????....that can't be right .......they're not *gasp* making her work AGAIN????


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Ok- am so tired today that I am giddy (my mom used to call it overtired- then again, she always called a sunburn a wind burn. I'd go to the beach when it was 90 degrees out and come home and it was STILL a windburn. But I digress!)

Found EVERY posy hysterically funny this a.m.

Aren't we allowed to quote what we thought we saw? :rolleyes:

Jess- You just wait!!!!!!!!!!! Revenge is a dish best served SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

I don't know about anybody else, but I don't leave my balls unprotected out in the yard where children can grab them. :ph34r: I would for sure be nuts to do that. :D

Amen- the king protects the Crown Jewels!

Cucumber??? Pseuzee's mojitos have cucumber now? That seems so wrong . ...did I read that right?

Seems so wrong, but it is SOOOO right! :P

Good Mornin', Sillies!

Speaking of Chows, for I believe the first time I bumped into, and chatted with, Mrs. Chow last evening while out with the dogs. I was careful not to so obviously stare at her tongue.. . but like her husband, hers is pink also.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well Sillies, I'm taking another stab at the Chiropractor this morning....

OUCH- Patti! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You guys won't believe this- at 76, Uncle Ray has crabs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man boarded an airplane in Baltimore Maryland , with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Of course this irritated the flight attendant and she told the passenger not to worry.

Shortly before landing in Atlanta she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Baltimore , please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ..... so she took them home and ate them herself!

I like stories with happy endings.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Uncle Ray :lol: ......phunny psilly.....I think I LOVE HIM :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient

Just got back--very good Chiro appointment :D I get really bad neck and head pain when glutened, and this past week was a doozey!

I asked her if and how a food I consumed could affect my joints and all. She explained to me that it definately could--kind of like the energy from a surge can affect a house.

The energy surge enters and either short-circuts the whole electrical panel, or goes straight for a vulnerable outlet and burns it out. The body, to protect itself, short circuts and the resulting attack (as the body is reacting to the "invader" causing inflammation and upsetting the nervous system) can most definately affect the body's allignment.

It does make sense--to my pea brain, anyway --she also said that my spine was the tightest she's felt it in the whole time I've been seeing her. She wants me to come back on Friday. For right now, the headache is gone, and my neck is lots more relaxed. :rolleyes:

Ok, back to sillie :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Jumping on for a minute....yep Nikki they are making me working....what IS this world coming to?

This woman from Merck, needs to spend some time in the Silly Thread she called me a liar within 5 minutes of stepping into my office....my other coworkers have smiled and been polite to her and she stares them down....

jerseyangel Proficient
Cold, wet & windy 'ere......and that's just in Tel's trousers.....dunno what the weathers like ;)

:lol:

You guys won't believe this- at 76, Uncle Ray has crabs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just :wub: Uncle Ray!

jerseyangel Proficient
This woman from Merck, needs to spend some time in the Silly Thread she called me a liar within 5 minutes of stepping into my office....my other coworkers have smiled and been polite to her and she stares them down....

Well poopie on her :angry: Yes, send her here, we'll take care of her! :P

elye Community Regular
Um . . . :unsure: . . . Emily . . . that was NOT Mrs. Chow . . . that was ME. I did indeed notice you trying to sneak quick peeks at my tongue. And yes, I feel that you are quite odd. And a hundred, you say??!!?? Well, that is quite rude!!! I am only 93.

:lol::lol:

Janet!! Mygawd......at first I suspected it could be my dad, as he has portrayed East Asian women in his past. But you?! You know, I should have thought of this....should have suspected...I saw her spreading a truckload of mulch in her backyard yesterday. I also saw her leaving her house on the weekend in full Cub Scout regalia.. ..

And lately, she has had a Silly look in her eye.....

...her left one - - the right was squinting with allergic tears.....

:lol:

Cold, wet & windy 'ere......and that's just in Tel's trousers.....dunno what the weathers like

:lol: Nikki! Is Tel yer hubby? He's Terry, correct? This is perhaps a nickname... .

Typical English spring weather, and typical English/American/Canadian husband's pants.. .

This woman from Merck, needs to spend some time in the Silly Thread she called me a liar within 5 minutes of stepping into my office....my other coworkers have smiled and been polite to her and she stares them down....

Mygawd... . ...

Amanda, you absolutely do NOT need to be tolerating such unprofessional conduct.. .Send her here.

Darn210 Enthusiast
:Mygawd... . ...

Amanda, you absolutely do NOT need to be tolerating such unprofessional conduct.. .Send her here.

Oh yes!!! Once Emily is done with her . . . well . . . let's just say, if she wants to stare anyone down, she'll only be able to do it with her left eye.

elye Community Regular
Oh yes!!! Once Emily is done with her . . . well . . . let's just say, if she wants to stare anyone down, she'll only be able to do it with her left eye.

Well, yes, there's that.. . .and simply the fact that I just make people disappear.... :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

'mornin'

Lefty is adorable, Max is starting to feel better, Lyle is growing accustomed to their faces.

Amanda, you slap that Merck lady around, she's working for you! Without your help, her trial goes nowhere.

Jestgar Rising Star

hmm, I offered up the remainder of my gluten-free flours on our local email group and so far no takers. Maybe no one cooks around here...

tom Contributor

Hmm . .. .Summer quaff? REDBRIDGE, of course!!

Gin&Tonic?

Rum&CrystalGeyser&HawaiianPunch?

She looks to be about a hundred, and with a face SO infinitely draw-able.

Did her fully-chapsticked lips look not a day over 60?

I hope things are back to normal today for The Kisseys :D

Yes, Susie, & I bet they will.

Just what I was thinking this morning :huh: Good to see you back, Phataughm :)

BACK????? :huh:

I've been posting every day .. . ..just didn't have any silly in me to be playing all day.

I think this latest reaction is about over <_< Onward and upward! :D

Good to hear :)

Cold, wet & windy 'ere......and that's just in Tel's trousers.....dunno what the weathers like ;)

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

(I also don't get how Terry gets shortened to Tel :huh: )

This woman from Merck, needs to spend some time in the Silly Thread she called me a liar within 5 minutes of stepping into my office....

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!???????

I take it you hadn't just mumbled something about yeti-scat being more effective than most of Merck's products, had you? <they hate when the truth comes out>

Mtndog Collaborator

GAH!! A Merck Monstress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She must be sent to the Great White North for a whoopin'!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Ray :lol: ......phunny psilly.....I think I LOVE HIM :wub:

Don't we all :lol: He's fun-gi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: Nikki! Is Tel yer hubby? He's Terry, correct? This is perhaps a nickname... .

Typical English spring weather, and typical English/American/Canadian husband's pants.. .

Nikki- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Is that a spring rain in your pants or are you just REALLY happy to see

me? Actually, I lay down for an hour and was remembering all the daffodils in England in March- little did I know I may have been somewhere else :ph34r: :ph34r:

Emily- :lol: :lol: :lol:

I meant to add the other day that I too miss Canadian Karen!!!!!!! She was probably one of the most helpful (and DARN funny) people on this board during my first year and a half. maybe we can summon her:

KAREN- We need ALTOIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are not near the full moon but........

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol: Nikki! Is Tel yer hubby? He's Terry, correct? This is perhaps a nickname... .

Typical English spring weather, and typical English/American/Canadian husband's pants.. .

Well JUST WTH do you twangy pholks shorten 'Terry' to then??? :rolleyes:

<Tsk! ...are we actually talking the same lingo?? :unsure: >

:lol:

'mornin'

Lefty is adorable, Max is starting to feel better, Lyle is growing accustomed to their faces.

:wub: Oh kitties settling in!!!! :D

Amanda, you slap that Merck lady around, she's working for you! Without your help, her trial goes nowhere.

ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!! :lol:

Gin & Tonic Phataurghmn??

......how terribly English :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Lefty is adorable, Max is starting to feel better, Lyle is growing accustomed to their faces.

Good news all around :D

BACK????? :huh:

I've been posting every day .. . ..just didn't have any silly in me to be playing all day.

True dat, Phataughmn--I guess the lack of phrequency and silliness made it seem like you were absent more than you actually were ;)

Is that a spring rain in your pants or are you just REALLY happy to see

me?

:lol: Bev :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Hmm . .. .Summer quaff? REDBRIDGE, of course!!

Gin&Tonic?

Rum&CrystalGeyser&HawaiianPunch?

Quaff, you say? I don't care what I quaff as long as it's on the deck at Open Original Shared Link

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nikki- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Is that a spring rain in your pants or are you just REALLY happy to see

me? Actually, I lay down for an hour and was remembering all the daffodils in England in March- little did I know I may have been somewhere else :ph34r: :ph34r:

:lol: The sheer nuttiness and phunniness is unevenly distributed in the favoUr of you and yer kin missus :lol:

I meant to add the other day that I too miss Canadian Karen!!!!!!! She was probably one of the most helpful (and DARN funny) people on this board during my first year and a half.

Wasn't she just?? ....and Lynne (tiredofdoctors)

Hope they're both ok :)

True dat, Phataughmn--I guess the lack of phrequency and silliness made it seem like you were absent more than you actually were ;)

*snort*

Is it possible? :unsure: ........has all the chiropractorness actually made our Patti even phunnier??? :lol:

elye Community Regular
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!???????

I take it you hadn't just mumbled something about yeti-scat being more effective than most of Merck's products, had you? <they hate when the truth comes out>

Oh, gawwwwd...we CANNOT let the powers that be at Merck know about the magic healing properties of yeti fecal matter - - our yeti will be sure to go the way of the Asian sharks and Siberian tigers.....

Well JUST WTH do you twangy pholks shorten 'Terry' to then??? :rolleyes:

<Tsk! ...are we actually talking the same lingo?? :unsure: >

Gad....I thought we were talkin' about some guy named Telemarketer or Telephonic.

"Hi, I'm Nikki, and this is my husband, Teleprompter. For obvious reasons, he's known as 'Tel'"..... :lol:

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