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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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M-m-m....does it quack? Cuz if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck......

Then it's, indeed, a duck. :lol:

It's like a duck with a smaller, rather curved beak... .. perhaps more a budgie....

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Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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And POOF, everybody's gone. Do I stink?

Daxin Explorer
Daxin
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Busy night, and I TRY to pretend I know what you all are talking about, it just seemed easier to ask. And I thought I could offer a few chuckles.

And YES....those were THE biggest exclamation marks I think I've ever seen.

BTW I got the new Avatar to work, so enjoy.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Ooooooo . . . yes, I missed that . . . tis phunny . . . Guess I pulled a Lisa!! :lol::lol::lol:

HAH!!

hey,....now my name will live on in posteriority :lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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It's like a duck with a smaller, rather curved beak... .. perhaps more a budgie....

:P

And POOF, everybody's gone. Do I stink?

Sarah, you Sillie! Of course not :D I still see quite a group listed down there.....

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
And POOF, everybody's gone. Do I stink?

Wellll....I wasn't going to say anything.....

Actually, I think that smell is all the poop flying around tonight...... ;)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Sarah, you Sillie! Of course not :D I still see quite a group listed down there.....

:lol: Sorry, the count dropped to about 4 a minute ago, and I got paranoid! ;)

And I do kinda need a shower. :blink:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Actually, I think that smell is all the poop flying around tonight...... ;)

Just another night in Sillyville B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
HAH!!

hey,....now my name will live on in posteriority :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol: I will say . . . you do catch on quick!!

And the name thang is a good thang . . . lots of the psilly names actually stand for something else . . . problem is, can't quite remember . . . hmmmmm

If you scare someone off (such as with an anal gland question) . . . you've Em'd them.

If you post something hillarious but nobody noticed . . . you've been Bev'd.

When you've been hit with an unsuspecting zinger . . . you've been Patti'd.

When you had something phunny to say but can't remember any more . . . you Dingo'd it.

When you've got something important to do but keep procrastinating (especially by camping out on the silly thread) . . . you're pulling a Susie.

Hey?? How'd she get two??

Can't remember the others . . . are there others??

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Oh mah gah.... I gotta tell you guys...

So I went back to the Dr to get blood drawn, and the boys and I saw a brand new red Mustang out the back door. The boys, of course, were fascinated. They both love cars, though Lucas is certified Car Crazy. Turns out it was our doctor's daughter's car.

So she had her daughter come back and chat with the boys while I was having the blood draw, and you guys... my boys were SMITTEN! She's probably about 17 or so, and after we left, all the boys could talk about was how preeeeettttty she was, and how SUHWEET her car is!

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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If you scare someone off (such as with an anal gland question) . . . you've Em'd them.

If you post something hillarious but nobody noticed . . . you've been Bev'd.

When you've been hit with an unsuspecting zinger . . . you've been Patti'd.

When you had something phunny to say but can't remember any more . . . you Dingo'd it.

When you've got something important to do but keep procrastinating (especially by camping out on the silly thread) . . . you're pulling a Susie.

Wow--very impressive, Gian-knit! :D

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Can't remember the others . . . are there others??

Excellent summary, Janet!

I believe sometime over the winter I earned one:

If you spend a few days just reading and not posting, you pulled a Sarah. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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She's probably about 17 or so, and after we left, all the boys could talk about was how preeeeettttty she was, and how SUHWEET her car is!

How sweet :D

If you spend a few days just reading and not posting, you pulled a Sarah. :rolleyes:

I remember that! We almost had to send the Yeti out to look for you :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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It has been an interesting day. Violent weather moved through the region this afternoon. We were at the store, and had torrential downpours.

Where we live, the thunderstorms were more severe, with hail the size of golf balls. There was much damage to trees which lost branches and leaves. Our deck was covered with debris, as was much of the neighboUrhood. The screen on my office window, which faced into the storm, has eleven holes in it varying in size up to an inch in diameter.

The yeti was last seen in a crossword puzzle I worked about a week ago, I seem to recall that he was 29 Across.

Tomorrow Jacquie and I will enjoy a day off together. It will be our last for the foreseeable future, barring a miracle. As of Friday noon, it will be just the two of us The person who we took on a couple of weeks back found it to be just too much.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The yeti was last seen in a crossword puzzle I worked about a week ago, I seem to recall that he was 29 Across.

:lol: PeOter!!! :lol:

Sorry your new employee didn't work out--so this pretty much rules out Philly for you then? :(

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Excellent summary, Janet!

I believe sometime over the winter I earned one:

If you spend a few days just reading and not posting, you pulled a Sarah. :rolleyes:

Yeah . . . that sounds right . . . I was thinking If you poked yourself in the eye with a tostito, you've pulled a Sarah . . . ;) . . . :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Our deck was covered with debris, as was much of the neighboUrhood. The screen on my office window, which faced into the storm, has eleven holes in it varying in size up to an inch in diameter.

Peter!!!! I hope that was the only damage you got! I've never seen hail that big myself, must quite a sight.

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Yeah . . . that sounds right . . . I was thinking If you poked yourself in the eye with a tostito, you've pulled a Sarah . . . ;) . . . :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: There is that as well! Oh, and the candy spray... I'm thinking of just sporting safety goggles these days...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Tomorrow Jacquie and I will enjoy a day off together. It will be our last for the foreseeable future, barring a miracle. As of Friday noon, it will be just the two of us The person who we took on a couple of weeks back found it to be just too much.

Sorry to hear that, Peter. Try asking Susie . . . she was thinking about a 65 mile commute, what's a few more miles??

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

OK . . . time's up . . . I've got to go read a book for book club. I've Susie'd long enough!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Sillies I have a big post coming up....what do you think is coming my way?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Where we live, the thunderstorms were more severe, with hail the size of golf balls.

What about everyones' cars? We still have dings in ours from a hail storm similar in size we had over a year ago.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

Cute avatar Ryan!

You guys in the est time zone are up way past your bed time :P:lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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I'm out, too. Gonna straighten up the kitchen and head to bed because as you all know.... my children destroy the house if I sleep in too late. :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Sillies I have a big post coming up....what do you think is coming my way?

Everybody run while you still can!!!!

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