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TriticusToxicum
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:lol: ...or maybe he thought it was wind but had follow through :blink:

...drilling for gas, but struck oil? :o

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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...drilling for gas, but struck oil? :o

:lol::lol:

A Belch is but a gust of wind

That cometh from the Heart,

But should it take a downward trend,

Turneth into a Fart

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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A belch is but a gust of wind

That cometh from the Heart,

But should it take a downward trend,

Turneth into a Fart

Ah, Nikki--truly words to live by :rolleyes::lol::lol::P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Ah, Nikki--truly words to live by :rolleyes::lol::lol::P

'Tis in my house Patti!!! :lol:

Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A: A Piiig

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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...drilling for gas, but struck oil? :o

:lol::lol: well hello there, silly......

A Belch is but a gust of wind

That cometh from the Heart,

But should it take a downward trend,

Turneth into a Fart

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaawd.........this is just so fabulous, I think I"ll have to make one of those things - - what do you call them, samplers? with the embroidery? and hang it above the toi-ty......:lol: :lol: :lol::lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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A Belch is but a gust of wind

That cometh from the Heart,

But should it take a downward trend,

Turneth into a Fart

:lol:

My grandmother used to tell that one, but slightly different:

A belch is but a breath of air breathed upward from the heart, but when it takes a downward turn, it's usually called a fart.

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jerseyangel
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(Angus and the Dingos--plug your ears!)

A three-legged dog walks into an old western saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".

B)

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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A three-legged dog walks into an old western saloon and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".

B)

:lol::lol: Patti!!!!!

...on a more serious note....who has moved all me smilies round???? :angry:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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...on a more serious note....who has moved all me smilies round???? :angry:

Yeah, and what's with the new colors?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Scott upgraded the board yesterday ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Um, Susie doesn't like upgrades.......and yes, me smilies are all moved around....colors are weird......

:unsure:

why oh why oh why does he keep changing it on us....doesn't he understand that we can be a brain-fogged and confused lot? :P

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Um, Susie doesn't like upgrades.......and yes, me smilies are all moved around....colors are weird......

Carla doesn't either ... colors are all wrong ... I think the type is different, too, but not sure.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yep--the type is different, too. That's actually the first thing I noticed this morning.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Yep--the type is different, too. That's actually the first thing I noticed this morning.

It's harder to read.

I don't dislike ALL the colors, just the gray on the reply, quote, etc. buttons, and the DARK navy on the bar at the top. I don't particularly like gray and blue together ... and it doesn't go with the old colors on the celiac.com part. Okay, I'm picky ...

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Mtndog
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Um, Susie doesn't like upgrades.......and yes, me smilies are all moved around....colors are weird......

:unsure:

why oh why oh why does he keep changing it on us....doesn't he understand that we can be a brain-fogged and confused lot? :P

As my sister says, "We fear change!" :ph34r:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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After having more time to look at the board changes ... the navy would look fine if the top part that says Celiac.com was changed to coordinate.

I still don't like the gray buttons.

But I do like the way the new little suitcase thingies look and the way the emoticons show the ones you use the most.

The type is harder to read though.

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Daxin
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It's nice to know I'm not the only one who is not a huge fan of the new colour scheme here.

(and I have to apologize to almost everyone [exceot maybe nikki] for the spelling of the word colour)

Some of us kept the proper spelling :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ryan!!! :D

Long time no see! How is everything? Glad you popped in!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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As my sister says, "We fear change!" :ph34r:

We do indeed :unsure:

I still don't like the gray buttons.

No, me neither.

The type is harder to read though.

Glad you said that Carla, I'm really struggling (poor old girl) ....and had to put my glasses on.

(and I have to apologize to almost everyone [exceot maybe nikki] for the spelling of the word colour)

Some of us kept the proper spelling :P

:lol: ThankYOU Ryan!!!

Welcome to the superfluous spellers club!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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.......and yes, me smilies are all moved around....colors are weird......

Don't mess with me smilies mannnnn :angry:

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
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Hi Ryan!!

I missed saying this yesterday. It's always good to see you. Come by more often. :)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Hey Ryan- Good to "see" you!

Job history (good word usage)

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I

couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so

they gave me the ax.

After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly be

cause it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,

but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the

mustard.

My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net

income.

I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the

work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the

job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a

Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working in Starbucks, but I eventually quit because it was

always the same old grind.

So, I tried Retirement and, you know what? I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
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Bev,

:lol::lol::lol:

From Mitch: I once has a job in the postal service processing postage stamps, but I just couldn't lick it and I finally got canceled. :P

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Bev,

:lol::lol::lol:

From Mitch: I once has a job in the postal service processing postage stamps, but I just couldn't lick it and I finally got canceled. :P

Go Mitch!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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:lol::lol:

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

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