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Darn210 Enthusiast

Well DANG if it ain't a party on here tonight!!! 15 users . . . that's the most I've ever seen!!


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elye Community Regular
OMGawd Bev!!!!! I did not know that this is why it is laminated!!! You can not change your mind????!!! What happens if someone on yer list is no longer desireable . . . say for instance Ptaum Cruise, The Hoff, or William Shatner . . . and this someone propositions you!!! Do you "have to" since he IS on the list, even though you woulda changed your list but can't cuz its laminated????

Mygawd.......I'd be scratching the hell outta my laminated list, trying to obliterate some of my names from 20+ years ago......

The Bay City Rollers

Barry Gibb

Lee Majors............. :huh::lol::ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
Mygawd.......I'd be scratching the hell outta my laminated list, trying to obliterate some of my names from 20+ years ago......

The Bay City Rollers

Barry Gibb

Lee Majors............. :huh::lol::ph34r:

Bobby Sherman

Jean Claude Keeley

Patrick Duffy.... :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
Mygawd.......I'd be scratching the hell outta my laminated list, trying to obliterate some of my names from 20+ years ago......

The Bay City Rollers

Barry Gibb

Lee Majors............. :huh::lol::ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol:

Bobby Sherman :lol::ph34r:

.....oh wait......that's more like 30sum or 40 years ago :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Hanh??? :huh: Ya got two 14-3-C's? Are you talking about yer boobs?

I had to do this heinously complex thing yesterday for which I can come up with no 'real world' analogies. Something like: taking ~400 drops of water (that aren't really water, they are actually RNA and each sample is unique) and they can't get warm and you can't breathe on them and you take a tiny portion of each of these drops of water and put them in a new location and you have to remember 1) where you got it from and 2) where you put it for long enough to write it down because if you forget, you have no way of knowing what you did. And I (so very very rarely :rolleyes: ) write down the same thing twice. I won't know for sure which was which until the next step is done (I'm hoping one was male and one female, which'll make it a lot easier, else I have to do some convoluted assessment of their genotype and compare it to the gene expression profile....

oh sorry, forgot where I was

umm, yah, in the states we use a unique boob measurement involving not just the strap girth, but also the degree of lift desired. Three is what cha buy when you are 40 and want to look 30. The -4-s are for looking 20, etc..

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol::lol::lol:

Bobby Sherman :lol::ph34r:

In 1972, Bobby Sherman waived at me from the stage of the Syracuse War Memorial while singing "Little Woman".

I'll never forget it :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Mygawd.......I'd be scratching the hell outta my laminated list, trying to obliterate some of my names from 20+ years ago......

The Bay City Rollers

Barry Gibb

Lee Majors............. :huh::lol::ph34r:

:lol: :lol: All of them?? I want the drummer (as he was 30 years ago)


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curlyfries Contributor
Bobby Sherman

Jean Claude Keeley

Patrick Duffy.... :rolleyes:

......not fair!!!!!....you beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
......not fair!!!!!....you beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa--I've been meaning to ask you this....were we separated at birth? :P Gawd, we are so similar in a lot of ways...

Darn210 Enthusiast
I had to do this heinously complex thing yesterday for which I can come up with no 'real world' analogies. Something like: taking ~400 drops of water (that aren't really water, they are actually RNA and each sample is unique) and they can't get warm and you can't breathe on them and you take a tiny portion of each of these drops of water and put them in a new location and you have to remember 1) where you got it from and 2) where you put it for long enough to write it down because if you forget, you have no way of knowing what you did. And I (so very very rarely :rolleyes: ) write down the same thing twice. I won't know for sure which was which until the next step is done (I'm hoping one was male and one female, which'll make it a lot easier, else I have to do some convoluted assessment of their genotype and compare it to the gene expression profile....

yeah, yeah, yeah . . . this is what I heard:

Blah, Blah, Blah . . . I'm trying to show everybody I'm not tipsy anymore . . . Blah, Blah, Blah.

:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Blah, Blah, Blah . . . I'm trying to show everybody I'm not tipsy anymore . . . Blah, Blah, Blah.

:lol::lol:

Of course I'm willing to overlook that if she'll hook me up with one of those 20 years younger bras :lol: Get it--hook me up?? :D

curlyfries Contributor
Lisa--I've been meaning to ask you this....were we separated at birth? :P Gawd, we are so similar in a lot of ways...

:o .....so THAT'S who got the boobs!!!!!!!!!!!.......cuz it sure wasn't me!...............it's all your fault!!!

yeah, yeah, yeah . . . this is what I heard:

Blah, Blah, Blah . . . I'm trying to show everybody I'm not tipsy anymore . . . Blah, Blah, Blah.

:lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol: ..........I wanted to comment on that dissertation, but couldn't pull a clever comment out of me brain.......that was perfect!!!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
yeah, yeah, yeah . . . this is what I heard:

Blah, Blah, Blah . . . I'm trying to show everybody I'm not tipsy anymore . . . Blah, Blah, Blah.

:lol::lol:

For any other group of people it woulda worked :angry::P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Mygawd.......I'd be scratching the hell outta my laminated list, trying to obliterate some of my names from 20+ years ago......

The Bay City Rollers

Barry Gibb

Lee Majors............. :huh::lol::ph34r:

Open Original Shared Link would have been on my list . . . back in eighth grade . . . :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Ummm....Jess.........your av is turning into a slide show........methinks tipsy jess is shnockered!!!!!

tom Contributor

Aaaaargh curses to t-mobile!

My internet & email were down for a couple hrs. :angry:

Gotta catch up but DID see Jess' av for a crackup :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Gotta catch up but DID see Jess' av for a crackup :lol:

Which one!? :blink:

elye Community Regular

Yeah, yeah...Jess is sober, now......

Actually, she is such a math monster, she could still be pullin' it off while tanked....... :lol:

In 1972, Bobby Sherman waived at me from the stage of the Syracuse War Memorial while singing "Little Woman".

I'll never forget it

Patti! What a wonderful memory!

But whoa.........you are kinda old. :lol::P

:lol::lol: All of them?? I want the drummer (as he was 30 years ago)

Gah! That was Derek. Eric (the one with whom I was infatuated) went to prison in the early eighties for pedophilia. Gonna be scratching the HELL outta his name...... . .

tom Contributor
Which one!? :blink:

ESS! - AYE! - TeeYouAre! - DeeAyeWhy!!

NIGHT!!!!

<pffft like ya didn't know what was under there>

Argh I'm *still* getting a "RequestingMsgs" on my email. :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast

MY PRECIOUS PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many things quoted, y'all are KILLING me tonight!

Alas, this is the THIRD time this has happened in two days.......my computer SHUTS ITSELF DOWN while I am reading on c.com

WHAT IN HELL?????????????????

:unsure:

back in a minute................am going to log off and log back on........so much to say.

BUT - - asking permission, Amanda, to use your tear-jerking signature in MY signature, and as YOUR QUEEN, making a motion that we ALL adopt it as our signature?

:wub::wub::wub:

what a day. helluva day.

I KNOW, from recent experience, taht Sarah can not be finding any of this phunny......as I did not find any of it funny after my recent heartache. When one is so deep in pain and grief, it is impossible to find anything funny. Yet, we NEED the funny to go on.

and now I EQUALLY know why the silly must KEEP GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!

LONG LIVE THE SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIVE LA PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gawd, I love you guys.

:wub:

curlyfries Contributor
ESS! - AYE! - TeeYouAre! - DeeAyeWhy!!

NIGHT!!!!

<pffft like ya didn't know what was under there>

Wow......took me waaay too long to get it! :wacko:

............I was trying to make sense out of what I presumed to be a bad attempt at pig latin..............maybe it's time for me to go to bed :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star

K'

gotta go to a BBQ at the big boss's house. Still enough of a buzz to be not dreading it (I am NOT a social person). Got my nut bars. Got food that I made myself. Have no problem asking ingredients (and feel the need to educate all these MDs on the importance of what you eat).

Any tips?? I already know the 'don't dance on the tables' one.

Probly should add - No impromptu BCR songs, if for no other reason than all the MDs are young enough to be my children, and they wouldn't have a clue...

jerseyangel Proficient
But whoa.........you are kinda old. :lol::P

<_<

I KNOW, from recent experience, taht Sarah can not be finding any of this phunny......as I did not find any of it funny after my recent heartache. When one is so deep in pain and grief, it is impossible to find anything funny. Yet, we NEED the funny to go on.

I'm sure our Sarah won't find much of anything phunny for quite a while :( She's been on my mind all day.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Wow......took me waaay too long to get it! :wacko:

............I was trying to make sense out of what I presumed to be a bad attempt at pig latin..............maybe it's time for me to go to bed :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol: . . . Lest ye phorget . . . That's why we call it a "Lisa"!

Darn210 Enthusiast
I'm sure our Sarah won't find much of anything phunny for quite a while :( She's been on my mind all day.

Me too . . . but you know this is what she would want!!

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