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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol::lol: Well, yer hair is fabulous and we can tell yer a girl because of the bow!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, since the ugliest children always make the prettiest adults, sounds to me like yer blowin' yer own horn a bit ;)


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Good Monday Sillies!

Good to see Peter crack a smile :lol:

Janet, you're making me hungry! Your oatmeal cookies sound yummy, did you try putting the dough in the fridge for a while before baking? A little tip I always forget about when baking gluten-free cookies, it's supposed to make them not spread as much........but you probably knew that already because you are such a baker extraordinaire :lol:

Hope you win that Pamela's contest :D

I want to see Wicked too! Friends of mine saw it last year when they traveled to NY and said it was absolutely phabulous.

Bev, so sorry you are having a breakout with the PICC line, I just hate that you have to go through all of this :( ...............big hugs to you and lots of :wub: :wub: :wub:

:lol: Uncle Ray

Hi JNBunnie :)

Sillies, I am going bowling today! This is quite a feat for me that I feel well enough to go, so it should be fun :D I hope I get a strike :lol:

elye Community Regular
I hope I get a strike :lol:

I wish I could go on strike........ . . . from mothering, gardening, cleaning..... . . .gah....holidays ALWAYS find me doin' all dis....... <_<

Bowling! Yay! Are you a bowler, Julie? I am decidedly NOT. I humiliate myself each time I go.. . ... . . apparently my delivery is something to watch (read: hilarious)... . . ....

Have a trememndous time at the alley, Julie! Ten-pin or five? I suspect that you will get three strikes. That's a good thing, from what I'm told, unlike baseball. <_<:rolleyes:

Bev! How is the skin around yer PICC? Thinking of you... .. . . . :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
Yes!! We may see Janet's face on Pamela's packages, the new Logo Lady....holding a wooden spoon, wearing a nice tall chef's hat and oven mitts, face dusted with rice flour...... .. .. . ;):lol:

Ya phorgot the ruffly apron and pearls :P

<---------------- Oh, look! Found a baby photo........

:lol::lol:

See . . . now Emily has started calling you Bunnie . . . you better come up wif sumptin' or you'll be stuck wif what we give you!!

True dat! :D Welcome Bunnie--I've never used kasha but just today took the plunge and bought a box of Cream Hill Estate Oats. I phigure that if I do react, my husband will eat and enjoy them :) I'm ultra sensitive....but I'm gonna give it a try. I'll let you know.....

Sillies, I am going bowling today! This is quite a feat for me that I feel well enough to go, so it should be fun :D I hope I get a strike :lol:

Julie!! I love to bowl....used to belong to a league, although the team consisted of moi, Mark, and me parents. It was a phun, ever-other week deal. This was years ago, though, and I haven't been bowling in ages.

Hope you get lots of strikes!! Have phun :D

I suspect that you will get three strikes. That's a good thing, from what I'm told, unlike baseball. <_<:rolleyes:

Yep--in these parts, 3 strikes in a row is called a "turkey" and is ooh'd and ah'd about when someone accomplishes one. :D As a person who's all time high score is 162, I wouldn't know much about that first-hand :lol:

Bevvie--you you doing today, sweetie? :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Don't we all wish that it was Soooozie's ex Heinousman going through all this horrid medical intervention??? :angry:

YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have y'all seen him on match.com, already? :angry: :angry: :angry:

:(

Yah!! I say we pin him down and take out his uterus before inserting a PICC line - preferably through his groin, with a couple false starts.

MOO-HOO HOO HOO HA HAAAA HAAA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate him....

:devilface:

oh yeah- Kissey should lose his lips!

:angry::angry: and just in the way Judy said - w/ pliers, tiny bits at a time.... :lol::angry::(

<wil I EVER get over this>

BEVVY - yer PICC experience - did I already comment on this? heinous. :(

all these bruises!

.

Have any of you Sillies ever seen or heard a ghost? I was going to start a thread on it.... .. . I have heard one, for certain....... . . . . ...:scaredlittleface:

no ghosts - but demons. :ph34r: in so many houses...........very interesting stuff.

SILLIES - I am still pages behind..........just the quickest poop-in. Susie Q is........not so happy. :huh:

but - Jess - doing dishes? standing up? driving? :blink: I don't think you milkd this thing long enough....

I forgot what else..........

:(

Lisa - :lol: yer mum

Hi Ryan!

hi everybody..........

OMG

Just today - - I told Gail - - "my hair looks like the Cowardly Lion" - - NOT KIDDING - - and LOOK who is on Em's av :lol:

pages to go - have to catch up later

:wub:

curlyfries Contributor

Aaahhh bowling......I remember it well. Me mum was a bowling coach, so I started in leagues at age five. By the time I was 18 I was sick of it......never went back. No fun when someone's always telling you what you're doing wrong.......and I WAS a sensitive child.

Hi Bunnie.....you've come along at a rather......subdued time. If you stick around, be prepared....and forewarned :rolleyes: ......We do get crazy sometimes, but it's a fun ride ;)

Emily......your being quite cordial.......are you OK?

BTW......news flash......In our neighborhood section of last Thurs. paper, the headlines read.......Goat Issue Not Over Just Yet.....

curlyfries Contributor
MOO-HOO HOO HOO HA HAAAA HAAA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Bunnie.....you've come along at a rather......subdued time.

Perhaps I spoke too soon....Suzie's post got ahead of mine! :rolleyes:


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Jestgar Rising Star

I was looking at the ad for the state fair and discovered that there is a 'sillyville'. Is that really where you all are? Is it like Disney where there's Canadaland and a Pennsylvanialand and a England?

curlyfries Contributor
I was looking at the ad for the state fair and discovered that there is a 'sillyville'. Is that really where you all are?

Yup.........right next to the goat barn :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
I was looking at the ad for the state fair and discovered that there is a 'sillyville'. Is that really where you all are? Is it like Disney where there's Canadaland and a Pennsylvanialand and a England?

Now you know our secret ;) Seriously, if there is an Amandaland we would all be in trouble....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Just think if we had our own little Sillyville......what would all be there? We could have our parade every day like Disney does!!!

Any suggestions??

jerseyangel Proficient

Phor Nik, who can't be wif us due to heinous internet problems......I thought I'd pinch-hit here.....

Pinch Punch--Phirst Day of the Month!!!!!!

Hope I did that right, Nikerler :D We miss you!!

Open Original Shared Link

B) enjoy!!

curlyfries Contributor
Just think if we had our own little Sillyville......what would all be there? We could have our parade every day like Disney does!!!

Any suggestions??

Umbrellas, mops, and ballcocks

Darn210 Enthusiast

LEESUH!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! LOOK AT YER POST NUMBER!!!!!

Special things happen once you get to 501 . . . did you know?? Besides excess phluids, you can now captionate yer av!!!

(There's also a secret handshake . . . but . . . we'll talk later)

jerseyangel Proficient

OMG Lisa!!!! Jan-it is right :o

In addition to looking out fer phalling phluids, you now get to put words of wisdom (or Silliness) beneath yer avatar! You have arrived, me friend :P

Jan-it.....about the secret handshake?? :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
LEESUH!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! LOOK AT YER POST NUMBER!!!!!

Special things happen once you get to 501 . . . did you know?? Besides excess phluids, you can now captionate yer av!!!

I DID know, but it totally slipped me mind!

When I was around 300, I couldn't wait til I got to 500. :rolleyes:

OMG......this requires some pserious contemplation!.......I just can't put any random thing.......it has to be thought provoking........earth shattering.........history making.....................should I change my AV as well?...........too much to decide..........AAAAAAACH.......THE PRESSURE!!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Jan-it.....about the secret handshake?? :unsure:

OK . . . :unsure: . . . Open Original Shared Link . . . shhhhhhhhh

Lisa . . . yep, that fits . . . :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG......this requires some pserious contemplation!.......I just can't put any random thing.......it has to be thought provoking........earth shattering.........history making.....................should I change my AV as well?...........too much to decide..........AAAAAAACH.......THE PRESSURE!!!!!!!

And yet she comes up with an excellent choice

elye Community Regular
Now you know our secret ;) Seriously, if there is an Amandaland we would all be in trouble....

Amandaland has a GREAT ring to it.... .. . .. .. :D

Patti, I was dancing around to yer "September"......what a terrific psong.........

Pinch Punch--Phirst Day of the Month!!!!!!

Yep.....September first... . . our weddin' anniversary. Just had a nice romantic dinner (well, as romantic as ya can get with two kids in the house......not sitting with us, but in the background, screaming, tossing things, riding the big standard poodles around)......

Will my kids EVER begin to act grown up AT ALL?? :rolleyes:

OMG......this requires some pserious contemplation!.......I just can't put any random thing.......it has to be thought provoking........earth shattering.........history making.....................

Lisa! You're right - - this is a pivotal thing, your Profile Information Line......Just sign something........ Like, what have we learned........penis, or lesbian, or phart..... . . . ...... ... :huh::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EMILY AND WILL !!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D :D:D

happygirl Collaborator
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EMILY AND WILL !!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D :D:D

Happy, Happy Anniversary, Emily!

Darn210 Enthusiast
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EMILY AND WILL !!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D :D:D

from me too!!!

curlyfries Contributor
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EMILY AND WILL !!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D :D:D

Ditto!

Daxin Explorer
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EMILY AND WILL !!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D :D:D

From our house as well. :)

elye Community Regular

Thanks, everybody!! :):)

here's a phunny for the occasion.... . . ......

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

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