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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast
He and I got so drunk we don't even remember affter the trampoline jumping and the shaved cat contest????

:lol:

Speaking of alcoholic beverages, we have to be the biggest bunch of drinkers on the Book! It's happy hour morning, noon, and night over there...drinks being passed around left and right :lol:

:lol::lol: Yep, Bev, that was probably my dad...........

....It may have been Uncle Ray. . . . .......

.....it could have been the Yeti.......

Glad your son made it through Lisa :)

I finally heard about my family, all is ok! They consider themselves very lucky, just a few leaks in the attic and they lost an oak tree in the back. Surrounding houses had some roof damage, garage door damage, and blown out fences.

They suspect they will have the power back on shortly.


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jerseyangel Proficient
:lol:

Speaking of alcoholic beverages, we have to be the biggest bunch of drinkers on the Book! It's happy hour morning, noon, and night over there...drinks being passed around left and right :lol:

:lol: I noticed that too!!

So glad your family is ok! Hope they get the power back on soon. :)

elye Community Regular

Mornin, All!!

Bring on dem ballcocks! Time to destroy and rebuild. . . . . . I can feel the adrenlin coursing, my muscles tensing in anticipation..... . . . . ...

I just want it DONE.

Send some MEN over!! With big toolboxes, levellers, wrenches, fittings...... . . . . . ...

Where are the fixer men??? :rolleyes::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Mornin, All!!

Bring on dem ballcocks! Time to destroy and rebuild. . . . . . I can feel the adrenlin coursing, my muscles tensing in anticipation..... . . . . ...

I just want it DONE.

Send some MEN over!! With big toolboxes, levellers, wrenches, fittings...... . . . . . ...

Where are the fixer men??? :rolleyes::lol:

you always make me :lol:

Julie....happy you family is safe.

it's to be HOT AND MUGGY HERE IN PHILLY TODAY :ph34r:

ME WANT ME ...............70's back

Fall is here what the heck :blink:

have a great day everyone

hugs

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Sunday Sillies :D

Judith--I know :angry: Where is our crisp fall weekend?? I hear that by Tuesday we'll be back in the low 70's.

Em--I guess you're hard at work right about now....sounds like you have a good head of steam going in today! :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Happy Sunday Sillies :D

Judith--I know :angry: Where is our crisp fall weekend?? I hear that by Tuesday we'll be back in the low 70's.

Em--I guess you're hard at work right about now....sounds like you have a good head of steam going in today! :)

Morning Patricia........ :o;)

I just got out of the shower and thought i'd ck the board once more b/f I go get into 'something'

Guess it will be inside today :D

Em I want some of your 'good head of steam' i need some focus and energy today :rolleyes::lol:

carry on must dry me head of hair

nikki-uk Enthusiast
a good head of steam going in today! :)

You guys :rolleyes:

We say full steam ahead!!

Em's av :lol::lol:

Roast beef was had today :P ---- I've cut the grass (possibly the last cut of the year as it's the grounds getting too wet) and now I must tackle the washing/clothes/ironing pile <_< (too many clothes...not enough time :rolleyes: )

66 degrees F & sunny :D


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Jestgar Rising Star

This week is yard waste pickup so I'm planning on sitting on my toucas pulling weeds. At least something'll get done, even if I don't fill it up.

jerseyangel Proficient

Jess said "toucas" :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Patti and Judy---I hate knowing it is soooo hot outside today!!!! I wish it would just get cooler. Summer is over now and I hate going between warm clothes and cold clothes and then No clothes on those very very warm days!

Today we meet our real estate agent at 4 and go over lots of stuff.

I am getting sick of all the politcal commercials and talk.....annoying!

elye Community Regular
We say full steam ahead!!

Yes, so do we! but I do love this American version. .. . . .I think it much better depicts how I'm looking right now.... .. full head 'o steam.........

Steamy head, because the HUMIDITY is remarkable today. Can barely stand it.

We're still ripping out nails and bolts, and tearing off 15 feet two-by-fours. I do hope my muscles are rippling in the sun.......like liquid ropes.. . . . . . . . . ....HA!!!!! <_<:lol:

Roast beef was had today ----

I do so like the English dinner... . . ...the big main meal in the early afternoon. I would fare so much better over there, and I would be slimmer. However, that would mean doing the big meal prep at noon, wouldn't it? Well, that's just b@#$%$#% - - I want to eat my big, hot meal then, but someone else can bloody well prepare it..... . . . .

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti and Judy---I hate knowing it is soooo hot outside today!!!! I wish it would just get cooler. Summer is over now and I hate going between warm clothes and cold clothes and then No clothes on those very very warm days!

Today we meet our real estate agent at 4 and go over lots of stuff.

I am getting sick of all the politcal commercials and talk.....annoying!

Good luck with everything today--I hope the meeting with your real estate agent is a good one :)

I'm dying to get into some fall clothes--I don't mind a warm day, but the humidity kills me.

elye Community Regular
I hate going between warm clothes and cold clothes and then No clothes on those very very warm days!

What?? Amanda... . . .are you naked right now? Whoa. I mean, it's hot outside, but.. . .....

;):P

I am getting sick of all the politcal commercials and talk.....annoying!

Quite astonishing for all of us to the north, to see a frenzied presidential campaign that carries on for two years...... :wacko: Last Sunday, our Prime Minister called a federal election - - it will happen October 14th. So, we've got about five weeks of official campaigning, and even then, we're all saying by the end, "gawd, when will this be over?? So tired of all the rhetoric, the attack ads, the baby-kissing.....ENOUGH!"

Dunno how you Yanks do it!! :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Omigosh I didnt look at my post before I hit ok.....no I meant wearing like Tank Tops and such...no not completely naked, this gal doesnt have the best physique for that! We have had lots of cool days and now it is sweltering again!

I was going to make the Apple Plum Pork Tenderloins recipe I got off another thread tonight, but I think I will push it back in the week yet since tonight will be hectic. It sounds delicious. Different but something I would enjoy.

We started a new routine at our house(S) Jen and I exchange making dinner on certain nights. We save money and have people to eat with then, and we are both just getting into adult cooking instead of stupid old mac and cheese and quick foods, so it is giving us confidence and its fun and we are enjoying it. Its my turn tomorrow and I am making spaghetti and she is making a salad. She loved my gluten-free glutano spagehtti...I like their pasta too, almost better than tinkyada, which I always swore by before.

elye Community Regular

Amanda! What a great dinner set-up you have with Jen! I want a neighboUr with whom I can split supper duty!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Patti and Judy---I hate knowing it is soooo hot outside today!!!! I wish it would just get cooler. Summer is over now and I hate going between warm clothes and cold clothes and then No clothes on those very very warm days!

Today we meet our real estate agent at 4 and go over lots of stuff.

I am getting sick of all the politcal commercials and talk.....annoying!

ditto all the above but real estate agent :ph34r:

i just got my winter put away 3 weeks ago

i want cool weather but not snow yet.

i'm so tired of the polital commercials and PHONE CALLS too

will be glad when it's OVER

JUDY

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

HOW DID I MISS ALL THE PREVIOUS POSTS?

GUESS THE DUST GOT IN 'ME' BRAIN

GREAT IDEA AMANDA!

LET US KNOW HOW THE METTING AT 4:00 GOES

JUDY

Green12 Enthusiast

ATTENTION Sillies!!

I have a new name for my laminate list............Gerard Butler!

I watched P.S. I Love You last night and I am in LOVE :wub: :wub: :wub:

Judith--I know :angry: Where is our crisp fall weekend??

I think we have it Patti :lol: We had another downpouring rain last night, very strange and a very cool overcast day today, very fall-like. :huh:

Roast beef was had today :P ----

Did you serve it with Yorkshire Pudding?!?!?!

Quite the Domestic Goddess you are today Nicola!

This week is yard waste pickup so I'm planning on sitting on my toucas pulling weeds. At least something'll get done, even if I don't fill it up.

Jess is on her toucas!!!!! :lol: Will yer Roman Gods at least be fanning you and feeding you grapes whilst you sit on your toucas pulling weeds?

We started a new routine at our house(S) Jen and I exchange making dinner on certain nights. We save money and have people to eat with then, and we are both just getting into adult cooking instead of stupid old mac and cheese and quick foods, so it is giving us confidence and its fun and we are enjoying it.

This dinner exchange is a wonderful idea Amanda!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Psillies!!

Nicola is pleased :D What a COUP!!! ...got a new pair of Asics trainers running shoes for 20 quid ($40) on Ebay......I am chuffed...they sell for

DingoGirl Enthusiast
He's a sharp one, that Angus! Yes, I wanted to be the one to give him his phirst squeaky ballcock toy.....you never phorget yer phirst

:lol: Patti

Speaking of alcoholic beverages, we have to be the biggest bunch of drinkers on the Book! It's happy hour morning, noon, and night over there...drinks being passed around left and right :lol:

:blink: well it's always 5:00 sum'eres, ya know ;)

i'm so tired of the polital commercials and PHONE CALLS too

will be glad when it's OVER

Phone calls? :o JUDY! Didn't you put your number on the Do No Call list? go to donotcall.gov THIS INSTANT!!!!! No more pesky phone calls again!

(wait - is there a reason besides that that they don't call me? should I be worried? :unsure: )

ATTENTION Sillies!!

I have a new name for my laminate list............Gerard Butler!

:wub: OMG - he's sooooooooo dreamy.......

Nik - what in hell IS yorkshire pudding? I want some.....I have always wanted some and don't know what it is exactly *slurp*

hallo to all - - had more to comment on but - - have had a TERRIBLE evening and morning and day......... ate oatmeal and beans in teh same day (no chance of gluten yesterday) and........jackknifed in pain all night and today and horribly weird poop several times (oops - no scatalogical warning beforehand - sorry :ph34r: )

Am miserable........ :huh: Weak and exhausted and......kicked in teh gut......what in hell?

I have realized that I am quite intolerant of beans except in very small portions - well, yesterday WAS a small portion but.....it was Bean Week again here :ph34r: Only this time I SOAKED and RINSED the dry beans for two days - never cooked w/ dry beans before - - OMG - they are WORSE than canned, I found out :huh:

helllllllppppppppppppp :mellow:

Jestgar Rising Star
Nik - what in hell IS yorkshire pudding? I want some.....I have always wanted some and don't know what it is exactly *slurp*

Sooze, if you put some ginger in yer beans it helps lessen the effects. You don't need so much you can taste it, just a few sprinkles to help keep your tummy settled.

jerseyangel Proficient
:blink: well it's always 5:00 sum'eres, ya know ;)

Tis true, tis true!! Or, true dat :lol: It's 5 o'clock somewhere!! B)

Beans--heinous indeed. Legume protein just about killed me last week :angry: Ok.....maybe a BIT of an overexageration, but not much..... <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast

Wittiness has truly escaped me lately but just thought I would poop in to say hello . . . and everything is fine and dandy. Tis past 5 here, maybe some alkyhaul would get me phunny jump-started.

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Jan-it!!! :D We gotta get yer phunny going!!

I pheel a little lethargic meselph today.....didn't do a whole heck of a lot. Unlike Em, who had probably dismantled her deck already. Poor girl is gonna be sore tomorrow :rolleyes:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Phone calls? :o JUDY! Didn't you put your number on the Do No Call list? go to donotcall.gov THIS INSTANT!!!!! No more pesky phone calls again!

Thanks Susie Q

just did it

Judy

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