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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ok you two.....what's goin' on?????

by jove i think your antena is up Patricia................

me thinks your on tho something.

You sillies :lol:

we is just pheeling the WACKL :wacko:

Sillies -

I was busy on my song-writing and whining but -

want you sillies to know, I am GRATEFUL for a carpet to clean, anal-gland stripes to remove, a garden to weed, paint-chipped molding, a roof over me 'ead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

grateful and happy for getting through this year and finding joy and mirth again, and GOOD MENTAL HEALTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

:)

:)

Back to it

<_<

:lol:


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elye Community Regular
Anybody we know???????

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Patti!! WELL DONE!!!! This I'm forwarding to the rest of me family .. . . . .

HEEEELARRYUS!!!!

Man, POeter and Judy just rock. . . . . ..!!!

What a great thing that you're getting away, Judy. Have a wonderful time, you and Jim! :)

And here's to Sooooozle's return to a happy, psilly place . . . . ..wif US, where she belongs!! ♥ ♥ ♥

jerseyangel Proficient

I can't stop--I'm addicted :lol:

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Jestgar Rising Star

Excellent Elfing! Who knew this crowd was so talented.

PILES of snow!!

S'posed ta snow until TOMORROW!!

WooHoo!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

finally got the christmas tree last evening. Then went to go buy a stand and couldn't find one anywhere....thanks goodness the Big K had a few left...goodness knows what we would have to phinagle if we didnt have a stand! Then we are on the way home and we gets a phlat tire....and its so darn cold and poor John boy has to change the tire in the 20 degrees outside.

We also attempted some christmas shopping out there but were not successful, due to finances with the new house our gift budget is a little smaller this year....and we need to buy 3 toys for Silvia, Lydia and Landen.....do you think any toys for their ages come for $15....nope, nothing decent enough to buy.....tis crazy I tell you.....so crazy the whole night deserves a HARRRRRUMMPHH!!!!!!

Whilest in Tarjay yesterday I was plowed over by a grown man, since he refused to shop w/o his IPOD On.....no apology no nothing. Then you have people in the toy aisles that would not move, and literally complained to you when you asked them polielty....by saying excuse me....when you needed to get through. I hate holiday shopping!!! brings out the rude peoples!

So got the Christmas tree all decorated and pretty. Didn't get to me moms yesterday due to bad weather. Looks like we will have more bad weather today as will she....

So there is my sunday morning vent!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Afternoonies!!!!!!!!!!

I think I have Tel's hangover (by osmosis? :blink: ) as he's bright as a button and I pheel bleurghhh wiv headache

I slept in late (um I think this is why :rolleyes:) but did hear the front door shut early in the morn

.....menfolk that Tel brought home sneaking out ......

<That sentence could be misconstrued on many levels!!!!!! :lol: >

Our darling Nik did call me once before, right after this summer's tragedy and that ORIGINAL A$$HAT But - I was very sad and much more subdued :unsure: She probably liked me better :lol: x 10

I LOVE you whatever mood !!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

...although, the excited version is phunnier!!!!!

We was pheeling the wackl fo' sho'

..um guys....she did the 'Weezel' voice to me AND I made Boris purr down the phone to her :blink:

<doesn't everyone?>

...And WHY do I suddenly sound POSH when I converse with an American???? <Susie!..your attempts at an English accent are crap!!!!! :lol: >

*SNACKLE*

Hi sillies,

this is what my Dingo Thoughts have come up with whilst shampooing:

My DisfavoUrite Things :lol:

♫ ♫

Black coloUred water and muddy dog pawprints,

Weeds in my garden and mud that is tracked in,

Chipped paint on mouldings and spots on my rug,

These are a few of my dis-favourite things…

Six year old carpet that can’t be revived,

Aching sore muscles from labor and striving,

Not enough SWEET in my hand-juiced OJ,

These are a few of my disfavourite things…

When the house stinks,

When the Weez whines,

When I’m feeling <Manchester>

I simply remember my LOVELY SILL-EEZ

And then I don’t feeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll

Sooooooooooooooo saadddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥

:lol::lol::lol:

My version......

♫ ♫

Builders wiv work boots, all dusty and muddy,

Ripping down ceilings and tearing up floorboards,

Devil child antics - OH! such teenage angst,

These are a few of my disfavoUrite things

When the boiler

Is not even working

When we all will freeze

I simply remember my Tiiiiiiger Pig

..and then I don't feeeeell

Soooooo saaddddddddd

:lol:

OMG!!!!!! ALL THE ELF DANCES :lol:

JUDY!!! Save travels!!!! ♥

Amanda!! I got a flat tYre as well today! <_<

....oh psillies!...I am bereft :(

T'was the phinal of me favoUrite programME last night (Strictly come dancing)....it was FANTASTIC!!! and the guy who I voted for won,

but what to watch on a Sunday eve now????? :blink:

.......wait!....I've found summat!!.....a xmas edition of a 19th century drama series I watched :D

(Tiger pig WILL be needed)

MUST prepare meself mentally for tomorrows cleaning of the oven (pre 20 pound!! Turkey)

ALMOST as laborious as blind cleaning OR...... :unsure: ...shampooing carpets??????

EEEEEVILLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I shall need the chunk of wood to bite down on to prevent any ensuing INSANIA!!!!!! :lol: )

Green12 Enthusiast

Good Sunday morn Sillies (afternoon Nik ;) )

Did you guys hear about the plane that caught fire trying to take off in Denver?

Patti's gone ELFIN MAD here too :lol: (the dancing elves just never get old :D)

Jess has snow, lots and lots of snow. You must take pictures! How did the candy making go? And yes you should buy Dreamgirls, I LOVED it!

Mama Mia was delish!! I thoroughly enjoyed it (Collin Firth, swoon!!) :D

Amanda, yer whole post cracked me up! So sorry you aren't able to go see your mom with the weather but glad to hear you got your tree up and all decorating looking pretty :D

I think I have Tel's hangover (by osmosis? :blink: ) as he's bright as a button and I pheel bleurghhh wiv headache

I slept in late (um I think this is why :rolleyes:) but did hear the front door shut early in the morn

.....menfolk that Tel brought home sneaking out ......

<That sentence could be misconstrued on many levels!!!!!! :lol: >

:o:lol:

You were up WAY passed your bed time Miss Nikki

My version......

♫ ♫

Builders wiv work boots, all dusty and muddy,

Ripping down ceilings and tearing up floorboards,

Devil child antics - OH! such teenage angst,

These are a few of my disfavoUrite things

When the boiler

Is not even working

When we all will freeze

I simply remember my Tiiiiiiger Pig

..and then I don't feeeeell

Soooooo saaddddddddd

Excellent!!!

....oh psillies!...I am bereft :(

T'was the phinal of me favoUrite programME last night (Strictly come dancing)....it was FANTASTIC!!! and the guy who I voted for won,

but what to watch on a Sunday eve now????? :blink:

.......wait!....I've found summat!!.....a xmas edition of a 19th century drama series I watched :D

(Tiger pig WILL be needed)

Oh I hear ya Nik, they seem to be cancelling all me favorite shows :( Don't know what I am going to watch now....

Stay strong when cleaning that oven, I'll be pulling for ya! Hee hee

Did I miss Judy?!?! Poopy Cow! I didn't get to send her off :( ....well I will say it anyway:

How sweet of Jim to treat you to a special trip :wub: Hope you have a great time!!

TOM'S WILDCATS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

Sillies - a drive-by before church, am not caught up but - had to post this - - must find this Santa and sit in his lap, hubba hubba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

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:swoon:

:lol:

elye Community Regular

G'day, all!

Well, we are getting the blast that Toronto had on Friday and yesterday -- LOTS of snow, coming down as if rain, in sheets. . .. . not the big, lovely, fluffy snowflakes floating down, circling. . .. . ..nope. Some pserious psnaough, in psheets, yet!!

I watch from me window, smiling happily as the menpholk slog it out with the shovels. . .... :lol:

Wow! Lotsa pimped elves and disfavoUrite thangs! Well, well done to the lot of you!! :D

We went to a Spiritual church service this morning, and I have been deeply affected, for there was a message from my FIL (who passed away eight years ago) to Will, and then a second one from him to Jack.

Incredible... . . it had to have been him, as the message given by the reverend was just so bang-on. . . . FIL had a very distinct way of speaking and conducting himself. I am a born sceptic, but I sat shaking and wide-eyed as the guest spiritualist medium turned suddenly to Jack and said, "Now, I'll come to you, young man. . . . .your Gumps (the grandkids' unique, to say the least, name for him) has something to say to you".... Very, very special, and I now feel quite peaceful and good. . . . .. :):)

Jack wonders if Gumps can see him when he's going to the bathroom, or in the tub.

I told him that he probably chooses NOT to. . . . ... . .. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

SNOW SNOW SNOW!!

I'm so excited I can't even talk!!

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW!!

WOOOHOOOOHOOHOOOHOOO!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Incredible... . . it had to have been him, as the message given by the reverend was just so bang-on. . . . FIL had a very distinct way of speaking and conducting himself. I am a born sceptic, but I sat shaking and wide-eyed as the guest spiritualist medium turned suddenly to Jack and said, "Now, I'll come to you, young man. . . . .your Gumps (the grandkids' unique, to say the least, name for him) has something to say to you".... Very, very special, and I now feel quite peaceful and good. . . . .. :):)

Jack wonders if Gumps can see him when he's going to the bathroom, or in the tub.

I told him that he probably chooses NOT to. . . . ... . .. :lol:

Wow Em, that gave me goosbumps! Tell Jack that I think that's a very good question.....I've wondered about that meselph :D

I'm so excited I can't even talk!!

Come on now Jess--tell us how you really pheel! :lol:

I'm so happy you got yer snow! ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast

No snow here . . . just cold . . . 4oF (-15oC for ye metric types) . . . 11 to 21 below wif da windchill (-24 to -29 metric). Not going out today. Don't even like going into the garage!!

Much wrapping of presents, laundry and will be baking some choc chip cookies later. Have started packing the gluten-free food bin for trip to mom&dad's next Tuesday.

GAHHHHH!!!! I hope Gumps isn't watching me!!! . . . goosebumps here, too.

elye Community Regular
SNOW SNOW SNOW!!

I'm so excited I can't even talk!!

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW!!

WOOOHOOOOHOOHOOOHOOO!!!

. . . ..........What.. ..in. .. . ... HELL???????!! :huh::huh:

I thought you guys got Vancouverish weather over there - - damp winters, the odd heavy snowfall. . .. ....

Jess - -how can you possibly be excited about this STUFF????? :huh::lol::lol:

GAHHHHH!!!! I hope Gumps isn't watching me!!! . . . goosebumps here, too.

:lol::lol:

'Twas quite amazing.. . . .Sue (the reverend) had a message that used exactly the words that John would use....exactly. It was like he was talking. And at the end, he made a point of communicating to Sue the words "Happy Christmas", not "Merry Christmas", which kind of gave pause to Sue, but this is exactly what he always said, in the old British fashion..... . ..

Yeah, talk about goosebumps. . . . . .....

Okay! Off to bake gluten-free cookies and such . . . . .....

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol: :lol:

sillies - - I was gone for about three hours - came home to find The Weezle absolutely slunk down, her belly just millimetREs from the ground, the MOST FIERCE Sassy Face I've ever seen :lol: I mean, it was SOOOOOOOO sassy that the snarl went off to the side........took photos but not sure I captured it......

but I have looked and looked, inside and out and can find no damage or destruction.....dunno what she did and am askeert to find out later :huh:

We was pheeling the wackl fo' sho'

..um guys....she did the 'Weezel' voice to me AND I made Boris purr down the phone to her

<doesn't everyone?>

...And WHY do I suddenly sound POSH when I converse with an American????

VERY VERY POSH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Americans ALWAYS think the British accent is posh, we are jealous! Always sounds smarter and funnier...

yes - I heard wee Boris purring!!!!!!! :lol: And - Nik had to hear the Weeeeeeeeeeeee-ZELLLE voice :lol:<me own mum hates it>

<Susie!..your attempts at an English accent are crap!!!!! :lol: >

*SNACKLE*

oh now that is just utter BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

.......wait!....I've found summat!!.....a xmas edition of a 19th century drama series I watched

OH! Am so jealous, what IS IT?????? I want something cozy and British and 19th century and CHRISTMAS-Y!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<

BUT NO!!!! I must FINISH shampooing!!!!!!!!!! HAR-RUMPHHHFFFF!!!!

Did you guys hear about the plane that caught fire trying to take off in Denver?

Um.......how is that possible in the freezing temps? :unsure:

SNOW SNOW SNOW!!

I'm so excited I can't even talk!!

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW!!

WOOOHOOOOHOOHOOOHOOO!!!

gah! I know taht feeling, and I didn't even have REAL SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No snow here . . . just cold . . . 4oF (-15oC for ye metric types) . . . 11 to 21 below wif da windchill (-24 to -29 metric). Not going out today. Don't even like going into the garage!!

dear God, stay in the HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Em - Gumps.......... :o holy cow!!!!!!!!!!!

more later ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Mama Mia was delish!! I thoroughly enjoyed it (Collin Firth, swoon!!) :D

Haven't seen it yet Jools....can I come over???

Stay strong when cleaning that oven, I'll be pulling for ya!

Dear gaaaawd Jewels!!!!

If yer knew JUST how bad it is :o ...many carbon deposits, burnt on stuff :blink: ,which may need a nuclear blast to clear!!!!

Wish me LUCK!!!!

We went to a Spiritual church service this morning, and I have been deeply affected, for there was a message from my FIL (who passed away eight years ago) to Will, and then a second one from him to Jack.

Incredible... . . it had to have been him, as the message given by the reverend was just so bang-on. . . . FIL had a very distinct way of speaking and conducting himself. I am a born sceptic, but I sat shaking and wide-eyed as the guest spiritualist medium turned suddenly to Jack and said, "Now, I'll come to you, young man. . . . .your Gumps (the grandkids' unique, to say the least, name for him) has something to say to you".... Very, very special, and I now feel quite peaceful and good. . . . .. :):)

:o Holy heck Em!!!!

...but maybe comforting to Will???

SNOW SNOW SNOW!!

JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<

No snow here . . . just cold . . . 4oF (-15oC for ye metric types) . . . 11 to 21 below wif da windchill (-24 to -29 metric). Not going out today. Don't even like going into the garage!!

Just STAY SAFE GIAN-KNIT!!!!!!!!!!

sillies - - I was gone for about three hours - came home to find The Weezle absolutely slunk down, her belly just millimetREs from the ground, the MOST FIERCE Sassy Face I've ever seen :lol: I mean, it was SOOOOOOOO sassy that the snarl went off to the side........took photos but not sure I captured it......

P'raps some as yet undiscovered phecal nugget under the tree???? :unsure:

OH! Am so jealous, what IS IT?????? I want something cozy and British and 19th century and CHRISTMAS-Y!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<

T'was mesmerising AND there will be a new series in Jan (filling my empty Sunday slot!!!)

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PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!

Me kettle has died!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT is going on!!! (and HOW annoying as I've only just de-scaled the inside :rolleyes: )

First the microwave, then a flat tYre today.......NOW me kettle :o

.....am I done??? :unsure:

elye Community Regular
Holy heck Em!!!!

...but maybe comforting to Will???

Absolutely! :)

P'raps some as yet undiscovered phecal nugget under the tree???? :unsure:

My thought exactly - - somethin's hidden under there, Sooooze .. . ...a shiny, round Christmas poopball decoration, methinks. . . . ..that kind of exaggerated smug/sideways-snarl face can only mean this. . . . . .. :lol:

OMG!!!! Nik!!! A Brit without 'er kettle?????! 'Tis a calamity . . .. . .. ..!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!

Me kettle has died!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT is going on!!! (and HOW annoying as I've only just de-scaled the inside :rolleyes: )

First the microwave, then a flat tYre today.......NOW me kettle :o

.....am I done??? :unsure:

Yes!! Yer done!! . . . Me mum says everything happens in threes . . . Thank Gawd she's not Leesuh - twould be eleven!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Have delivered gluten-free choc chip cookies to Skeeter's friend's house (for her Papa) . . . I don't think I'll be able to convince him of zero tolerance, though ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Don't you just love those weather reports where they say the low today will be 7oF and the current temp is 0oF??

Wackl!! :lol:

. . . and cold :blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
P'raps some as yet undiscovered phecal nugget under the tree???? :unsure:

*SPAT* *SNACKLE* *SNORT*

:lol: :lol: :lol: spit me water out on that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Well, she's not normally one to deposit phecal nuggets but......we don't NORMALLY have a pine tree in our living room :blink:

:lol:

I know she's done summat.......just don't know what? All I can think is - getting up on the couch when I'm gone, which she now does, but her tiger pig blankie is on there, so that's allowed and no reason a'tall for the sassy face......

NIKERLER!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

Just checked yer post count after all this.......starting to think that phluid onslaught has now switched to electrical/mechanical breakdown..............

My thought exactly - - somethin's hidden under there, Sooooze .. . ...a shiny, round Christmas poopball decoration, methinks. . . . ..that kind of exaggerated smug/sideways-snarl face can only mean this. . . . . ..

gaaaaaawd.........a "shiny, round, Christmas poopball" :lol: x 10

Excellent snort-worthy sentence

Yes!! Yer done!! . . . Me mum says everything happens in threes . . . Thank Gawd she's not Leesuh - twould be eleven!!

harsh! :lol:

Have delivered gluten-free choc chip cookies to Skeeter's friend's house (for her Papa) . . . I don't think I'll be able to convince him of zero tolerance, though

very nice of you but GOOD LUCK with that one <_<

Don't you just love those weather reports where they say the low today will be 7oF and the current temp is 0oF??

Wackl!!

. . . and cold

:blink:

well..............back to shampooing - - nearly done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but wait!!!!!!!

sillies - - did I tell you taht both neighbors on either side of me (including Stepford, and I"m changing her name because......I actually DO like her, she's lovely, just intimidatingly PERFECT - we must come up wiv another name) have got SETUPS for me :o

I actually KNOW the one that Ms. Perfectly Lovely is setting me up with - had a CRUSH on him years ago, he was and has been married.......well, he's SINGLE now but greatly damaged....

MORE LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast

Phecal nugget :lol:

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Hubba hubba indeed!! OMGosh, could you imagine all of us going to see that Santa at the mall and sitting on his lap (Tom and Peter too) :lol::lol:

We went to a Spiritual church service this morning, and I have been deeply affected, for there was a message from my FIL (who passed away eight years ago) to Will, and then a second one from him to Jack.

Jack wonders if Gumps can see him when he's going to the bathroom, or in the tub.

I told him that he probably chooses NOT to. . . . ... . .. :lol:

Gumps!! Wow, what an experience. I see those mediums doing readings on tv and I wonder if it's for real.

And that's Jack, askin the important questions!!

SNOW SNOW SNOW!!

I'm so excited I can't even talk!!

WOOOHOOOOHOOHOOOHOOO!!!

Jess so giddy over her snow!!!!!!

I want snow! Send some my way please. I want a white Christmas, they said we won't be getting one, boo hoo!

sillies - - I was gone for about three hours - came home to find The Weezle absolutely slunk down, her belly just millimetREs from the ground, the MOST FIERCE Sassy Face I've ever seen :lol: I mean, it was SOOOOOOOO sassy that the snarl went off to the side........took photos but not sure I captured it......

Oh Lemon Squeezee :( Did she eat yer crispy tree? Some ornaments perhaps??

VERY VERY POSH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Americans ALWAYS think the British accent is posh, we are jealous! Always sounds smarter and funnier...

I LURVE British accents (all accents actually) and I noticed there is a group on Facebook called just that, "I LOVE British Accents" :lol:

Um.......how is that possible in the freezing temps? :unsure:

It was very scary, the entire right side of the plane caught fire when it was trying to take off. An absolute miracle there were no fatalities. Everyone from the passengers to the fire men can't believe everyone got out ok.

Haven't seen it yet Jools....can I come over???

Come on over Nik, bring tiger pig!! I've got tea and can whip up some munchies. We shall sing and larph and swoon over Collin Firth and Pierce Brosnan. No chidlens, so it's nice an quiet (just Arnie, but he hardly makes a peep :lol: )

T'was mesmerising AND there will be a new series in Jan (filling my empty Sunday slot!!!)

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Well dag nab it, I can't view it! I tried to, but when I clicked on play it said "not available in your area"

Harrrumph!

Green12 Enthusiast
Yes!! Yer done!! . . . Me mum says everything happens in threes . . . Thank Gawd she's not Leesuh - twould be eleven!!

:lol:

Very nice of you Janet to take cookies to the gluten eater, all you can do is try ;)

Just checked yer post count after all this.......starting to think that phluid onslaught has now switched to electrical/mechanical breakdown..............

Did I not just say this very thing last week?!?!?! Lisa's toaster broke down and then with all of Nikki's electrical/mechanical situations over there...I dunno, it's not of a phluid nature any more :huh:

sillies - - did I tell you taht both neighbors on either side of me (including Stepford, and I"m changing her name because......I actually DO like her, she's lovely, just intimidatingly PERFECT - we must come up wiv another name) have got SETUPS for me :o

I actually KNOW the one that Ms. Perfectly Lovely is setting me up with - had a CRUSH on him years ago, he was and has been married.......well, he's SINGLE now but greatly damaged....

MORE LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO, you did not tell us! We want details!!!!

Where is Leesah?? And Bevel? Tom? Theresa? Amanda??

elye Community Regular
I actually KNOW the one that Ms. Perfectly Lovely is setting me up with - had a CRUSH on him years ago, he was and has been married.......well, he's SINGLE now but greatly damaged....

Hmmmm. . . . . . Damaged Goods. . . ......I dunnno, Sooooze . . ...

You need to meet my brother, dammit!!

:lol: Here's an old email I found from him that he sent this past March (obviously was around Easter - - should change it to a Christmas theme):

How to Have an Easter Egg Hunt in Solitary Confinement

1. Pretend you've got an egg

2. Pretend to hide it.

3. Pretend you're someone else.

4. Pretend to look for the egg everywhere.

5. Eventually, pretend to find it.

6. Pretend to eat it.

7.Pretend you've got another egg.

8. Pretend to hide it.

9. Pretend you're someone else.

10.Pretend to look for the egg everywhere.

11. Pretend to find it.

12. Pretend to eat it.

13. Pretend you've got yet another egg.

14. Pretend to hide it.

15. Pretend you're someone else.

16. Pretend to look for the egg everywhere.

17. Eventually give up, unable to find the egg.

18. Wait three weeks.

19. Three weeks later, pretend to come upon the egg quite by chance.

20. Pretend to be delighted.

21. Pretend to eat it.

22. Pretend to look forward to next year's Easter Egg Hunt

:huh:

:lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
Did she eat yer crispy tree? Some ornaments perhaps??

OMG. . . . keep an eye on Weezie's poops, Sooooze. . . . you may suddenly see a li'l snowman's or angel's face staring up at you from the midst of it all. . . . . ..

:lol:

Come on over Nik, bring tiger pig!! I've got tea and can whip up some munchies. We shall sing and larph and swoon over Collin Firth and Pierce Brosnan. No chidlens, so it's nice an quiet (just Arnie, but he hardly makes a peep :lol: )

I wanna come!!! No kids nor big, noisy dogs, plenty of blankies, tea and munchies. . . . .OMG....I am there..... .. .

Jestgar Rising Star

Still snowing!!!

It snowed all night and all day (with the required 'freezing rain' interlude, as it is the Northwest).

I went to a party down the street, leaving Lyle outside. When I came back there were frantic kitty prints pacing around all the doors, so I called him. Lyle shows up, well past mad, thoroughly into 'Thank God' and waddles inside. So I look to see why he's waddling and the poor boy has about a pound of ice balls stuck all over his tummy!

So I gave him a pile of treats and tried to pull off as much as I could. Undoubtedly he's curled up on my bed letting the rest melt. <_<

Gonna try to put some pics on the book

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      Hi and thank you very much for your detailed response! I am so glad that the protocol worked so well for you and helped you to get your health back on track. I've heard of it helping other people too. One question I have is how did you maintain your weight on this diet? I really rely on nuts and rice to keep me at a steady weight because I tend to lose weight quickly and am having a hard time envisioning how to make it work, especially when not being able to eat things like nuts and avocados. In case you have any input, woud be great to hear it! Friendly greetings.
    • Hmart
      I was not taking any medications previous to this. I was a healthy 49 yo with some mild stomach discomfort. I noticed the onset of tinnitus earlier this year and I had Covid at the end of June. My first ‘flare-up’ with these symptoms was in August and I was eating gluten like normal. I had another flare-up in September and then got an upper endo at the end of September that showed possible celiac. My blood test came a week later. While I didn’t stop eating gluten before I had the blood test, I had cut back on food and gluten both. I had a flare-up with this symptoms after one week of gluten free but wasn’t being crazy careful. Then I had another flare-up this week. I think it might have been caused by Trader Joe’s baked tofu which I didn’t realize had wheat. But I don’t know if these flare-ups are caused by gluten or if there’s something else going on. I am food journaling and tracking all symptoms. I have lost 7 pounds in the last 10 days. 
    • trents
      Welcome to the forum, @Hmart! There are other medical conditions besides celiac disease that can cause villous atrophy as well as some medications and for some people, the dairy protein casein. So, your question is a valid one. Especially in view of the fact that your antibody testing was negative, though there are also some seronegative celiacs. So, do you get reactions every time you consume gluten? If you were to purposely consume a slice of bread would you be certain to develop the symptoms you describe?
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    • DebJ14
      I only went on the multi vitamin AFTER a couple of year of high dose, targeted supplementation resolved most of my deficiencies.  I was on quite a cocktail of vitamins that was changed every 6 months as my deficiencies resolved.  Those that were determined to be genetic are still addressed with specific doses of those vitamins, minerals and amino acids. I have an update on my husband and his A Fib.  He ended up in the hospital in August 2025 when his A Fib would not convert.  He took the maximum dose of Flecainide allowed within a 24 hour period.  It was a nightmare experience!  They took him into the ER immediately.  They put in a line, drew blood, did an EKG and chest Xray all within minutes.  Never saw another human for 6 hours.  Never got any results, but obviously we could see he was still in A fib by watching the monitor.  They have the family sign up for text alerts at the ER desk.  So glad I did.  That is the only way we found out that he was being admitted.  About an hour after that text someone came to take him to his room on an observation floor.  We were there two hours before we saw another human being and believe it or not that was by zoom on the TV in the room.  It was admissions wanting to know his vaccine status and confirming his insurance, which we provided at the ER desk.  They said someone would be in and finally a nurse arrived.  He was told a hospitalist was in charge of his case.  Finally the NP for the hospitalist showed up and my husband literally blew his stack.  He got so angry and yelled at this poor woman, but it was exactly what he needed to convert himself to sinus rhythm while she was there.  They got an EKG machine and confirmed it.  She told him that they wanted to keep him overnight and would do an echo in the morning and they were concerned about a wound on his leg and wanted to do a doppler to make sure he did not have a DVT.  He agreed.  The echo showed everything fine, just as it was at his annual check up in June and there was no DVT.  A cardiologist finally showed up to discharge him and after reviewing his history said the A Fib was due to the Amoxicillan prescribed for his leg wound.  It both triggers A Fib and prevents the Flecainide from working.  His conversion coincided with the last dose of antibiotic getting out of his system.  So, make sure your PCP understands what antibiotics you can or cannot take if susceptible to A Fib.  This cardiologist (not his regular) wanted him on Metoprolol 25 mg and Pradaxa.  My husband told him that his cardiologist axed the idea of a beta blocker because his heart rate is already low.  Sure enough, it dropped to 42 on the Metoprolol and my husband felt horrible.  The pradaxa gave him a full body rash!  He went back to his cardiologist for follow up and his BP was fine and heart rate in the mid 50's.  He also axed the Pradaxa since my husband has low platelets, bruises easily and gets bloody noses just from Fish Oil  He suggested he take Black Cumin Seed Oil for inflammation.  He discovered that by taking the Black Seed oil, he can eat carbs and not go into A Fib, since it does such a good job of reducing inflammation.   Oh and I forgot to say the hospital bill was over $26,000.  Houston Methodist!  
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