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TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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It was more of the combination....drinking, pooping, sex :D

Now there's a date for ya! :P

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I've actually never bought "the protection" :lol: I was embarassed enough by the Immodium....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
I can remember those days... I used to throw them up on the counter, look the cashier right in the eye think to myself "yeah, I'm getting some tonight - you got a problem with that?"

:P

:lol::lol:

It was more of the combination....drinking, pooping, sex :D .....considering it was ALL we bought (around 10 pm on a Friday night). It looked rather "amusing"

:lol::lol:

Now there's a date for ya! :P

yup, I'd take it.... ;) (not necessarily in that order - probably pooping last)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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yup, I'd take it.... ;) (not necessarily in that order - probably pooping last)

Not on the first date i hope! (That's my only rule, no pooping on the first date) :blink:

Guest melannen
Guest melannen
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She's not ill-tempered though.

Someone should send her a pm inviting her to this thread. Laura could use another ish-ish. Were there any other ish-ish's?

I'm an ish-ish!! About half-wayish to fortyish :lol:

I was going to try to stay and play but I need to go lay down; I was an idiot last night and ate something when I wasn't sure if it was safe or not....I'm paying for it now :(

Look forward to catching up later!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Good guffaw Richard, nearly blew coffee out my nose on this one....

Hi Kristy - OMG she wears color-coordinated nail polish - - should we let her in - - :lol::lol::o:lol: (totally kidding, of course you can come - you and PixieGirl can be the glamour divas).....

;)

Premature post: I can't believe I take a break to go take a sauna :P and I come back to so many pages!!!

Can't wait till my Sunday coffee ... is it Sunday?

Kristy is welcome as long as she doesn't try to turn us all into Stepford Wives!!!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Kristy is welcome as long as she doesn't try to turn us all into Stepford Wives!!!! :lol:

oh no....our numbers are many....we will turn Kristy into a tomboy! she'll have chipped nail polish in no time....

Melannen - feel better and come back later!

I have SO much to do - some kind of bomb has gone off in my bedroom and also must mow lawns, tedious chores, cooking and always the torture of making jewelry.....gotta go!! carry on, goofballs.....

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AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
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You guys :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I'm reading between teaching. :lol::lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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hahahaha, Patti, that made me laugh.

One of my personal favorites was buying beer (for hubby), Imodium in large quantities (for me), and um, "protection" (for both of us, so yall figure that one out.) I stood in line with a straight face and was beet red.

Back before I was Catholic (now it's all a matter of timing things), the funniest was when Adam bought a bottle of wine, a box of "protection", and a package of diapers!!! :lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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Premature post: I can't believe I take a break to go take a sauna :P and I come back to so many pages!!!

Can't wait till my Sunday coffee ... is it Sunday?

Kristy is welcome as long as she doesn't try to turn us all into Stepford Wives!!!! :lol:

I know, here I am trying to get some work done...trapped in the forty-something women thread...somebody wake me

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Back before I was Catholic (now it's all a matter of timing things), the funniest was when Adam bought a bottle of wine, a box of "protection", and a package of diapers!!! :lol:

timing...no wonder there are six kids (well - one's adopted)..... :o:lol:

I know, here I am trying to get some work done...trapped in the forty-something women thread...somebody wake me

it's a bit of a vortex :ph34r:

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
Posted
I'm an ish-ish!! About half-wayish to fortyish :lol:

I was going to try to stay and play but I need to go lay down; I was an idiot last night and ate something when I wasn't sure if it was safe or not....I'm paying for it now :(

Look forward to catching up later!

Jessica,

Hope you feel better quickly. Don't be too hard on yourself.

Rachel--24 Collaborator
Rachel--24
Posted

Still premature posting....

Reading about nail polish and movies. :D

I'm like Liz....a grown-up TOMBOY....I could never deal with nail polish...plus I was always biting my nails off anyway. All I have to say is thank Gaaaaawd I wasnt swallowing them! GROSS! :blink: I think I have enough problems already...balls of nails in my tummy....now that would really SUCK! (as if my other stuff doesnt suck :rolleyes:)

When I hit 30 for some reason I became more girly...dunno what happened. :huh: Yes...I'm still tomboy but now I actually have dresses and femine clothes....I also wear bras now. Real bras...not sport bras. :P

Oh...and then I started painting my nails....ALL THE TIME. :o

My nails grow pretty fast and decent now that I dont chew them off....thing is that since I got sick they are kinda weird. Like SUPER hard...cant explain it....they dont really break cuz they're almost indestructible now. My mom says this is a good thing....I'm thinking NO....not a good sign. If they do break its almost like breaking a piece of plastic. Part of its broken and I have a hard time just breaking the whole thing off so I can just get on with my day.

I dont paint my nails anymore cuz the fumes would probably make me delerious...BUT I miss painting them. :(

When I used to wear polish it would only last about 2 days and they'd be all chipped...looking like I had put the polish on a month before. Even though I'm sensitive I'd still try to wear polish if it at least lasted longer than 2 days. I cant be reapplying the stuff that frequently....so NO polish for me.

I do wear lipgloss....clear only though. I wear it over my lipstick....I cant have no gloss on my lips...it drives me crazy.

Favorites movie....I'll have to ponder this. I LOVE romantic comedies...suspense, its all good except the Sci-Fi stuff....I cant deal with that. Romantic comedies though....even though they are WAY too predictable. :)

What else???

Oh yeah...Susan NOOOOO....You musnt get sucked into the Krispy Kreme donuts world! Who knows what could happen??? :unsure:

Think about the nuggets addiction....what if this happened with gluteny donuts?? Would we ever see you again?? :o

Have to say....I never had a Krispy Kreme. :(

Took the whole thing for granted....thought they'd always be there....putting it off for another day. You never know what you COULD have had...until its gone. <_<

Oh well....when I'm all better I'm headed there myself. I gotta find out if I'm really gluten intolerant at some point right?? Might as well start with a Krispy Kreme donut....my first one ever!! :D

Be back later for more catching up.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
I always wondered if that worked...guess not :unsure:

I don't know, I met a woman once who used it, she was older than I was, and her eyes looked GREAT!! There is an old picture of Adam and I on his dresser from 1999, I look older, had bags under my eyes, and my face was puffy. gluten-free is a beauty secret in its own right!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Back before I was Catholic (now it's all a matter of timing things), the funniest was when Adam bought a bottle of wine, a box of "protection", and a package of diapers!!! :lol:

Sounds like he covered all the bases right there :D

AndreaB Contributor
AndreaB
Posted
I know, here I am trying to get some work done...trapped in the forty-something women thread...somebody wake me

:lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
They even use duct tape as a "lift" for their assets.

No, no, no, it's masking tape ... imagine pulling duct tape off!!!! I've used that secret since I was about 16. The first time I did it around hubby, he couldn't imagine what I was doing!!!! :lol: Once at the academy awards one of the stars used a little too much and it was showing! :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
I don't know, I met a woman once who used it, she was older than I was, and her eyes looked GREAT!! There is an old picture of Adam and I on his dresser from 1999, I look older, had bags under my eyes, and my face was puffy. gluten-free is a beauty secret in its own right!

OMG--that is SO true! I have a picture that was taken about 5 months before my dx. I was at a function, so I was dressed up, had makeup on and thought I looked ok. I felt awful, though. Anyway, I came across it recently and scanned it onto the computer. What a difference between that and the picture that was my former avatar. The difference in my face was astounding! I wish I could put up a 'before and after.'

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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No, no, no, it's masking tape ... imagine pulling duct tape off!!!!

Well SUPERmodels use DUCT tape!

Open Original Shared Link (no feet here :P )

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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timing...no wonder there are six kids (well - one's adopted)..... :o:lol:

it's a bit of a vortex :ph34r:

Yea, yea, yea, everyone says that! EVERY one was planned out!!! Two were from before our nfp days ... the other three were planned and the youngest is 8!!!! It definately works!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
Well SUPERmodels use DUCT tape!

Open Original Shared Link (no feet here :P )

Yikes!! I'm sorry, I'm just not using something on my assets that also removes warts!! That's got to be bad!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
TriticusToxicum
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Yikes!! I'm sorry, I'm just not using something on my assets that also removes warts!! That's got to be bad!

did somebody say fashion week?

Open Original Shared Link

check out more than just the first page (Duct tape tux & prom dress, etc await)

carla, I'm surprised you clicked that link after yesterday's feet :P

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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did somebody say fashion week?

Open Original Shared Link

carla, I'm surprised you clicked that link after yesterday's feet :P

My daughter had a friend in HS who made her prom dress out of duct tape and her date made a tux. She said it was really pretty! But, they don't stick it to the body for clothes.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OMG - - came back to my computer for a break from the tedium.....no one here.....where are you guys......scared....very scared....(here it comes)

HOLD ME :o:ph34r::lol:

Just discovered Whole Paycheck's sandwich bread - LOVE IT - - - have eaten two toasted pieces - must stop...have to make the almost-$8 loaf :angry: last a while.....

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted
Just discovered Whole Paycheck's sandwich bread - LOVE IT - - - have eaten two toasted pieces - must stop...have to make the almost-$8 loaf :angry: last a while.....

This is the second time today I've read about this appropriately named bread -- at least they have a sense of humor! WHERE CAN I BUY SOME!!!!

Don't be scared, I am here ... just got back from washing my car -- even had enough energy to vacuum it out and clean the windows!! Then I went to the grocery and bought myself a porterhouse steak -- I always have leftovers for breakfast, nothing as good as steak and eggs!! Now, I need to get cooking!! Then, relaxation for the rest of the evening, I'm supposed to be banking this energy, not using it.

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