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A Bit Of Lighthearted Celiac Humor

GlutenFreeAustinite

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GlutenFreeAustinite
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This totally made my day.

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bartfull Rising Star
bartfull
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Those are HILARIOUS!!! I'm sitting here all alone and laughing like a fool. Thank you!!!

sallyalewis Rookie
sallyalewis
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I L-O-V-E it! :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Heeheehee.... heeheeheee...! Somebody gets it! Heeheee heeee....

nvsmom Community Regular
nvsmom
Posted
:D:lol:
~**caselynn**~ Enthusiast
~**caselynn**~
Posted

Hahahaha this is awesome!

gfreejz Rookie
gfreejz
Posted

so true! thanks for the laugh !

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sora Community Regular
sora
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Hahaha, great way to start my day, coffee and laughing out loud. Thanks :lol:

heather806 Rookie
heather806
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I'm laughing my butt of at work -- thank you!

The supermarket face...and the soy sauce revelation...hahahaha

SmnthMllrX Newbie
SmnthMllrX
Posted

So so true... All of it.

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

This is freakin HYSTERICAL!!

Thanks so much for posting it.

At first I was like

:D

then I was like

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and I sent it to everyone in my email world....gluten-free or not.

you get a big ole kiss for this!

MMMWWWWAA!!!

GF Lover Rising Star
GF Lover
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I sooooooooo needed that.

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I sooooooooo needed that.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

See, now, don't you feel better?

GF Lover Rising Star
GF Lover
Posted

:lol: :lol: :lol:

See, now, don't you feel better?

Oh Yeah!

I'm sitting on the couch with Hubs laughing and,

He's all, what is so funny? As he is chowing down a sub.

I'm like, it's celiac humor, as I look at the sub, you wouldn't get it.

:lol:

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

Open Original Shared Link

This totally made my day.

HAHA! Great find! Just read 10 pages of it.. then like "I really should get some work done..." :)

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

HAHA! Great find! Just read 10 pages of it.. then like "I really should get some work done..." :)

I see that despite my "poor directions", you managed to find this thread. :huh::P

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

Oh Yeah!

I'm sitting on the couch with Hubs laughing and,

He's all, what is so funny? As he is chowing down a sub.

I'm like, it's celiac humor, as I look at the sub, you wouldn't get it.

:lol:

Tell him to keep his crumbs, his paws and his lips off you until he scrubs up. Tell him you need a hazmat suit :lol:

Think of that actor Jeffrey Tambor yelling NO CROSS CONTAMINATION! NO TOUCHING!! ... :lol: :lol:

GF Lover Rising Star
GF Lover
Posted

Tell him to keep his crumbs, his paws and his lips off you until he scrubs up. Tell him you need a hazmat suit :lol:

Think of that actor Jeffrey Tambor yelling NO CROSS CONTAMINATION! NO TOUCHING!! ... :lol: :lol:

He is really good about de-crumbling himself. It's the kitchen he has trouble with. It's understandable because he has always cooked and I always clean up. :D

IrishHeart Veteran
IrishHeart
Posted

He is really good about de-crumbling himself. It's the kitchen he has trouble with. It's understandable because he has always cooked and I always clean up. :D

"de-crumbling"...good word!! :lol:

I know, honey, I'm just teasing ya. Trying to get yer mind off....ya know......hey, how about this heat?

GF Lover Rising Star
GF Lover
Posted

"de-crumbling"...good word!! :lol:

I know, honey, I'm just teasing ya. Trying to get yer mind off....ya know......hey, how about this heat?

OMG. The heat is getting to be too much for me. If I step out with the dogs, I can't breathe and my limbs get weak. It hit 100 again today.

Hey. I had a yummy dinner. I had leftover chicken, leftover rice, leftover baby red potatoes. I mixed it all together on my plate, nuked it then shredded a bit of cheddar on top. Not bad eh? That's cooking to me. I have a ways to go in that department. :D

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

I see that despite my "poor directions", you managed to find this thread. :huh::P

Yes, well I used my GPS and iPhone with Google maps... but I got here in the triple digit temps anyways! ;)

bartfull Rising Star
bartfull
Posted

OMG. The heat is getting to be too much for me. If I step out with the dogs, I can't breathe and my limbs get weak. It hit 100 again today.

Hey. I had a yummy dinner. I had leftover chicken, leftover rice, leftover baby red potatoes. I mixed it all together on my plate, nuked it then shredded a bit of cheddar on top. Not bad eh? That's cooking to me. I have a ways to go in that department. :D

Hey, I can't cook either, but except for the potatoes (can't do nightshades), that is pretty much the way I eat every day. And it tastes pretty good. :)

GlutenFreeAustinite Contributor
GlutenFreeAustinite
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Aawwww....IrishHeart. :D I'm glad everyone enjoyed it. my best friend is also gluten free and she absolutely loved it. Her dad, who is not gluten free, did not understand. I find myself reading it ALL THE TIME.

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sreese68
Posted

That site is hysterical! Thanks so much for posting it!!

Skittles Enthusiast
Skittles
Posted

Looks like I got my night cut out for me! In bed reading all of these until I fall asleep! aww I love this!! When I see sites like this it make me feel a little less alone in this!

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