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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel


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shadowicewolf Proficient

I took a nap and had a dream that there was a massive tarantula in my house :blink:


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I suppose, since I'm stuck with unwilling celibacy at the moment, I can be the

one who takes this one for the team.... (for now.....) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yay Bunnie!!! Finally feeling better here...don't need any added limitations right now ;)

PS...hope you don't have to remain in this unwilling state much longer.

shadowicewolf Proficient

My GERD has decided to say hi tonight. Probably because i was so stressed today :/

Its at the stage of "enough to be annoying, but not enough to take something for".

VydorScope Proficient

So ugh... I need a root canal. :(

elye Community Regular

Man....lotsa unpsilly stuph goin' on, here... . . . . :( . . ...GERD (which I suppose actually CAN be somewhat psilly -- I've always thought the acronym to be, anyway), and a pending root canal. Have you had one before, Vynscent? My daughter was in a horrific accident when she was twelve and all four of her front teeth had to be root canalled -- the proceedure was like a walk in the park -- no pain, in and out in an hour. My sister has had two, also painless and no big deal. However, once we start talking about the $$$$. . . ..well, THAT was an ordeal..... :(

jerseyangel Proficient

So ugh... I need a root canal. :(

Sorry V :(

My husband has terrible teeth--despite excellent oral hygiene and dental visits. His teeth are soft, and after a while just crumble. He has had more root canals that I can count, and actually fell asleep during one of them! Hopefully, yours will so smoothly and painlessly.

Loey Rising Star

My GERD has decided to say hi tonight. Probably because i was so stressed today :/

Its at the stage of "enough to be annoying, but not enough to take something for".

So sorry to hear that.

Sending positive energy & healing hugs,

Loey


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Loey Rising Star

Yep :lol:

I just got a paper back 98% yay. So was not expecting that. It was the one i stayed up waaaay to late to finish on sunday.

Congrats!!! So proud of you!!

Happy Hugs, :D

Loey

Loey Rising Star

So ugh... I need a root canal. :(

Good luck Vince. They'll numb you (or put you out) and give you pain killers afterwards. I hope it goes smoothly.

Sending extra positive energy and healing hugs,

Loey

VydorScope Proficient

Nope never had one before, but I have LOTS of fillings. Over 20... lost count along the way.I cna tell you every one of they was an extremely painful process to get done.

I brush/floss every day now... but when I was a teenager I could not be bothered and was haphazard with it, so i think I am paying for that now. All I know is right now my tooth REALLY hurts. The whole side of my face does, and even my temple feels tender. Grrr.

I missed the call from the doc office yesterday to set up the appointment. Grrr.

mommida Enthusiast

Ughh. Come here to have some fun and you psillies are talking about celibacy and root canals!!? :o

Hi Molly! Glad you checked in. Say hi to celiac3270. Glad to know you kids are doing well!

GottaSki Mentor

All I know is right now my tooth REALLY hurts. The whole side of my face does, and even my temple feels tender. Grrr.

I missed the call from the doc office yesterday to set up the appointment. Grrr.

There is stuff at the pharmacy called red cross dental - it'll take the pain away until you get to the dentist. Warning - it tastes horrid! But does buy you time.. We take this along when we travel as my husband also has soft teeth that have a knack for breaking away from home.

kareng Grand Master

Ughh. Come here to have some fun and you psillies are talking about celibacy and root canals!!? :o

Hi Molly! Glad you checked in. Say hi to celiac3270. Glad to know you kids are doing well!

Decidedly un-psilly! I will try to rectify this with a joke:

On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus Christ!” he yelled.The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”

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Decidedly un-psilly! I will try to rectify this with a joke:

On the first Xmas, the first of three Wise Men stepped carefully into the stable but sank his golden slipper into a big pile of manure.”Jesus Christ!” he yelled.The woman beside the manger turned to her husband and said, “Now, Joseph, isn’t that a better name for the kid than Irving?”

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So good I'm going to share on the 'Book'

jerseyangel Proficient

Karreighn said "rectify". :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Just got back from getting me hair trimmed. It was longer on the left side than the right, and was driving me nuts......it must grow faster on that one side since it was even when I last had it done. :huh:

Or I am lopsided :lol:

shadowicewolf Proficient

Luckily i've never had a root canal :blink: i have had four major fillings though (on my very back four teeth no less). I actually became un-numbed during one of them whilst he was working on it, not fun (he did call be brave though).

I've always had strong roots on my teeth. When i had my baby teeth, most of them (i kid not there were maybe 5 i got out myself) had to be removed at the dentist because the roots were the size of the tooth if not bigger :blink: they just would not desolve. I actually had a tooth bust in half (baby tooth) on pasta no less and i had to pull the rooty half out. :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

My teeth have strong, long roots too. Found out when I cracked a wisdom tooth on a popcorn kernel....<ouch> and had to have it pulled.

Took over an hour :o

elye Community Regular

Karreighn said "rectify". :P

:lol: AND she also said "Irving".. . . ....very funny, somehow, this name. . .. ... :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

:lol: AND she also said "Irving".. . . ....very funny, somehow, this name. . .. ... :lol:

Tis! :lol:

Hee! "Irving"

shadowicewolf Proficient

My stomach is still sort of blah... i'm blaming the milk i had yesterday... it was a day past its date. I didn't drink it all but still :blink:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Sigh... psillies all have lives... lonely Friday night *sniff....

;)

shadowicewolf Proficient

i'm here :ph34r:

VydorScope Proficient
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kareng Grand Master

Sigh... psillies all have lives... lonely Friday night *sniff....

;)

I see your cute tootsies Bunny!

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