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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel


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Loey Rising Star

That is SO great, Loweeeee....Crap, dancin' all night is challenging cardio..... . ...unless you is slow dancin'... ;)

ThanksEm! There were two slow dances with Superman (the first time since we were married 23 years ago - Rob HATES dancing) & the rest of the night I danced (yes, very challenging cardio) with the bride & groom's biker buddies. The women were a hoot! The groom (Rob's cousin) was in a very serious motorcycle accident 2 months ago so it was a wonderful celebration of his marriage (they were married in the ICU) & the fact that he survived & could also dance!

Thats great loey!!!! I am feeling a bit of pain today too LOL

Get out the icepack my friend! I plan on doing that as soon as we get home! Then I have a great book to read! :-) my iPad is charging so I might not be able to read in the car!


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We went for a fall colour scenic drive today. It was a large counter-clockwise loop through southern and central Ontario, into the Kawartha Lakes, Haliburton Highlands, almost to Algonquin Park, and then back home through the southern part of Muskoka. Six+ hours and over 400 kilometers, most of it with beautiful, vivid views. Traffic coming back south was heavy out of cottage country on Sunday, but we needed to seize the moment as it will rain tomorrow.

 

A very enjoyable day.

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Very nice, POeter.....What a great way to spend a day with your sweetheart. I LOVE the Haliburton Highlands -- Will's aunt had a tiny island in Lake Joseph with a little cottage perched on it, and we used to stay there over a weekend. Just beautiful.

The coloUrs 'round here are just starting to change -- you say they're in full force in S Ontario? Hmmm...youse guys get EVERYTHING first...  <_<   :rolleyes:

Loey Rising Star

We went for a fall colour scenic drive today. It was a large counter-clockwise loop through southern and central Ontario, into the Kawartha Lakes, Haliburton Highlands, almost to Algonquin Park, and then back home through the southern part of Muskoka. Six+ hours and over 400 kilometers, most of it with beautiful, vivid views. Traffic coming back south was heavy out of cottage country on Sunday, but we needed to seize the moment as it will rain tomorrow.

 

A very enjoyable day.

So glad you enjoyed the beautiful fall colors! Did you take any pics?

Loey Rising Star

Finally going to the specialist today, please send positive energy & prayers. I'm a little nervous!

psawyer Proficient

So glad you enjoyed the beautiful fall colors! Did you take any pics?

No pictures this time out. We are not seeing peak colours quite yet. Another expedition to the NW rather than NE may be indicated.

elye Community Regular

We'll head due north to the Gatineau Hills....awesome...

 

Thinking about you, Loweeeeeee.....let us know.....


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I neeeeeed sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.... :ph34r:

Loey Rising Star

We'll head due north to the Gatineau Hills....awesome...

Thinking about you, Loweeeeeee.....let us know.....

On my way home now. Ouchy sums up the exam! Part of my problem is my IC. She's going to deal with that first. I have to have 6 weeks of installations of lidocaine & prednisone - double ouchy! I also need PT for pelvic floor disorder. She feels that she can help me but it will take time because IC is just one of the problems. I feel quite blessed - I've had far worse medical issues so this will be a (painful) walk n the park. Good thing I danced Saturday night because I won't be moving around today! The doctor was great & now that the initial appointment is over I'll be able to get in to see her as soon I as call. It's a 45 minute drive each way but she's rated highly, has a terrific bedside manner & well worth the trip! As always I can't imagine life without my dear Psillies! Thank you for always being there for me!!
Loey Rising Star

I neeeeeed sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.... :ph34r:

Hope you need sleep because you were having too much fun & stayed up late!

shadowicewolf Proficient

Hope you need sleep because you were having too much fun & stayed up late!

I wish.

Loey Rising Star

I wish.

Hope you feel better & get some rest!!!

shadowicewolf Proficient

Hope you feel better & get some rest!!!

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curlyfries Contributor

 I went to a wedding last night & was able to dance all night long! A far cry from my falling & writing incoherent posts. My back isn't too happy today, but my chiropractor can fix that.

Yay you!

 

I can't sit comfortably on most chairs or any stools, and can't stand for any length of time....all because of my back. But I can dance forever. I feel no pain when I dance. It's awesome! 

Loey Rising Star

Yay you!

 

I can't sit comfortably on most chairs or any stools, and can't stand for any length of time....all because of my back. But I can dance forever. I feel no pain when I dance. It's awesome!

Love your penguin moves!!!

psawyer Proficient

Yay you!

 

I can't sit comfortably on most chairs or any stools, and can't stand for any length of time....all because of my back. But I can dance forever. I feel no pain when I dance. It's awesome! 

Curlyfries is back! Yay. Good to see you here again, Lisa.

elye Community Regular

Leeeesargh! :wub:   I forget.....did we hear that somethin' happened to yer back?.....

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Nah. It's just one of those things that has gotten progressively worse. What I know is that I have osteoarthritis in my lower back (creates problems if I stand still too long,), 2 bulging disks and a herniated disk in my neck (shouldn't look down to help student, draw, computer), osteopenia, and I have lost 3/4 inch in height. My biggest issue right now is the middle of my back (the sitting problems. No high back chairs, booths, stools, or long car rides)and I have not yet had an MRI on that to find out what exactly is going on. It'll cost around  $900 to get that done. Luckily, the school chairs are great for the way I need to sit....they have low backs. And Brian bought his current motorcycle specifically with my comfort in mind.

Jestgar Rising Star

Well hi y'all!  After trying to resurect my dying desktop, I've decided it is terminal and switched to the laptop.  This, of course means that I have none of my passwords.....

 

Finally got around to resetting this one, so, hi!   Missed y'all!

kareng Grand Master

Well hi y'all!  After trying to resurect my dying desktop, I've decided it is terminal and switched to the laptop.  This, of course means that I have none of my passwords.....

 

Finally got around to resetting this one, so, hi!   Missed y'all!

 

 

I thought you had enough on your hands, chasing that turkey around town!

Loey Rising Star

Well hi y'all!  After trying to resurect my dying desktop, I've decided it is terminal and switched to the laptop.  This, of course means that I have none of my passwords.....

 

Finally got around to resetting this one, so, hi!   Missed y'all!

Missed you too!

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Loey Rising Star

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our wonderful Canadian Psillies!! Please gobble, gobble for me!!

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Drive by. Don't know if this was already posted or not.  A song about cookies and them not being gluten-free.

 

 

And, possible issues with wif-fi and plants:

 

http://news44.net/?p=452

kareng Grand Master

Drive by. Don't know if this was already posted or not.  A song about cookies and them not being gluten-free.

 

 

And, possible issues with wif-fi and plants:

 

http://news44.net/?p=452

Haven't seen this yet! Will look when I can get kid off the PC! So probably sometime tomorrow morning before 10. Not always as good on the iPad.

elye Community Regular

Drive by. Don't know if this was already posted or not.  A song about cookies and them not being gluten-free.

 

 

 

 

:lol:   :lol:   How clever! Must put on fb, Jeee-Efff....Got many friends who'll get a real kick outta this....

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