Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

Gfp-what Is Going On?


Guest Robbin

Recommended Posts

CarlaB Enthusiast
Now I've got to admit that i heard the Altoid "legend" prior to getting here, but the way I heard it, the parties involved had exchanged responsibilities... :ph34r:

Now who's looking for a tin?

Oh hey, look at the time, I gotta run!

Seems only fair ...


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 326
  • Created
  • Last Reply
TriticusToxicum Explorer

Am I the only one that has heard this version of the story?

...as a matter of fact I think it was the wife who shared the "legend" with me...

*(lightbulb goes on)*:blink:<_<

tiredofdoctors Enthusiast

BINGO!! I explained the Altoids ummmm Legend . . . yeah, that's it . . . . legend . . . . to my husband, as well.

And yes, you're right, it's NOT just the men who think about it -- but you would need to consult our local expert, Karen, with regard to the particulars. . . . . . That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Canadian Karen Community Regular
BINGO!! I explained the Altoids ummmm Legend . . . yeah, that's it . . . . legend . . . . to my husband, as well.

And yes, you're right, it's NOT just the men who think about it -- but you would need to consult our local expert, Karen, with regard to the particulars. . . . . . That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Lynne,

They'll just have to wait until the next full moon for me to comment on "particulars"..... B)

Hugs.

Karen

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Lynne,

They'll just have to wait until the next full moon for me to comment on "particulars"..... B)

Hugs.

Karen

(reaches for Farmer's Almanac)

Full Moon dates 2006

Year Month Day Time Day of week

2006 Sep 7 18:43 Thu

2006 Oct 7 03:13 Sat :rolleyes:

2006 Nov 5 12:58 Sun

2006 Dec 5 00:24 Tue

Full Moon dates 2007

Year Month Day Time Day of week

2007 Jan 3 13:59 Wed

2007 Feb 2 05:47 Fri

2007 Mar 3 23:18 Sat

2007 Apr 2 17:16 Mon

2007 May 2 10:11 Wed

2007 Jun 1 01:05 Fri

2007 Jun 30 13:50 Sat

2007 Jul 30 00:48 Mon

2007 Aug 28 10:35 Tue

2007 Sep 26 19:46 Wed

2007 Oct 26 04:53 Fri

2007 Nov 24 14:31 Sat

2007 Dec 24 01:17 Mon

Canadian Karen Community Regular

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

There ya go folks! Mark them on your calendars!!!!

CarlaB Enthusiast
(reaches for Farmer's Almanac)

Full Moon dates 2006

Year Month Day Time Day of week

2006 Sep 7 18:43 Thu

2006 Oct 7 03:13 Sat :rolleyes:

2006 Nov 5 12:58 Sun

2006 Dec 5 00:24 Tue

Full Moon dates 2007

Year Month Day Time Day of week

2007 Jan 3 13:59 Wed

2007 Feb 2 05:47 Fri

2007 Mar 3 23:18 Sat

2007 Apr 2 17:16 Mon

2007 May 2 10:11 Wed

2007 Jun 1 01:05 Fri

2007 Jun 30 13:50 Sat

2007 Jul 30 00:48 Mon

2007 Aug 28 10:35 Tue

2007 Sep 26 19:46 Wed

2007 Oct 26 04:53 Fri

2007 Nov 24 14:31 Sat

2007 Dec 24 01:17 Mon

ROFLMAO!!


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



tiredofdoctors Enthusiast

Hey Karen, take a look at post #161 on this thread . . . . . !!!!!!!! Wuv you, Lynne :D

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

There ya go folks! Mark them on your calendars!!!!

Silly friend, I mark them on my calendar PRIOR to January 1 of the next year!!!!!!! :P:lol::lol:

And yet, all it took was learning the "particulars" of Altoids that had his scrambling for his Farmer's Almanac . . . . . . . . .

Hasn't looked for one for YEARS, doesn't plant by it, whatever, but the siren song of the Altoids got yet another one . . . . . .

CarlaB Enthusiast
Hey Karen, take a look at post #161 on this thread . . . . . !!!!!!!! Wuv you, Lynne :D

Silly friend, I mark them on my calendar PRIOR to January 1 of the next year!!!!!!! :P:lol::lol:

And yet, all it took was learning the "particulars" of Altoids that had his scrambling for his Farmer's Almanac . . . . . . . . .

Hasn't looked for one for YEARS, doesn't plant by it, whatever, but the siren song of the Altoids got yet another one . . . . . .

Yea, men are so easy to manipulate. Behind every spoiled woman is a happy man! :rolleyes:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
And yet, all it took was learning the "particulars" of Altoids that had his scrambling for his Farmer's Almanac . . . . . . . . .

Hasn't looked for one for YEARS, doesn't plant by it, whatever, but the siren song of the Altoids got yet another one . . . . . .

:ph34r:

...see my earlier post...I've only heard my wife's version of the "legend", it seems she might have gotten the story wrong or perhaps twisted some of the facts <_< ...So I'll be in the front row for the lecture from the authority (if anybody asks, I was in the garage changing the muffler bearings) :ph34r:

CarlaB Enthusiast
:ph34r:

...see my earlier post...I've only heard my wife's version of the "legend", it seems she might have gotten the story wrong or perhaps twisted some of the facts <_< ...So I'll be in the front row for the lecture from the authority (if anybody asks, I was in the garage changing the muffler bearings) :ph34r:

Nope, your wife definately had the story right. Keep eating the Altoids Richard.

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Nope, your wife definately had the story right. Keep eating the Altoids Richard.

Something tells me the cinnamon flavored ones are inappropriate. :blink:

CarlaB Enthusiast
Something tells me the cinnamon flavored ones are inappropriate. :blink:

Ouch. Let her eat those.

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Ouch. Let her eat those.

:blink::blink:

ROFLMAO!

You ladies certainly stick together, I'll give you that!

(ahem... you are officially barred from speaking to my wife!) ;)

elye Community Regular

Okay, okay, been gone all day and look at what has happened to this thread... :o:D Let's try and lure Albert back here. I want his unique perspective on mullets, astro-diapers and Altoids.

jerseyangel Proficient

Albert? I thought it was Alfred :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast

I'm sure Alfred can cure us of all these problems ... then we'll have to find a new way to entertain ourselves!

jerseyangel Proficient

Yea, Alfred--get in here! I've had about enough of this :lol:

VydorScope Proficient

Okay I missed somthing who is alfred?

tiredofdoctors Enthusiast
Yea, men are so easy to manipulate. Behind every spoiled woman is a happy man! :rolleyes:

In the words of my favorite Wizard of Oz character, the Cowardly Lion: "Ain't it the truth . . . . Ain't it the truth."

Triticus Toxicum: Know that the reason you want a front row seat when the "Goddess of Altoids" lectures is so that your wife MAY not have clued you in to ALL of the particulars, eh? (Sound Canadian, don't I?? Yeah, right!)

Also . . . . I DO NOT recommend the cinnamon ones. To ANYONE. 'nuff said.

Okay, given that I have eye difficulties from this gluten, I have to tell this: there was a large advertisement for Gluten Free Cheesecakes next to the frame of my post. Because cheesecakes didn't fit on one line, the "es" was on a line below. It messed with my eyes, and I saw "Gluten Fried Cheesecakes" . . . I thought -- what in the H*ll is Scott letting something like that advertise on this site!!!!!

VydorScope Proficient
In the words of my favorite Wizard of Oz character, the Cowardly Lion: "Ain't it the truth . . . . Ain't it the truth."

Triticus Toxicum: Know that the reason you want a front row seat when the "Goddess of Altoids" lectures is so that your wife MAY not have clued you in to ALL of the particulars, eh? (Sound Canadian, don't I?? Yeah, right!)

Also . . . . I DO NOT recommend the cinnamon ones. To ANYONE. 'nuff said.

Okay, given that I have eye difficulties from this gluten, I have to tell this: there was a large advertisement for Gluten Free Cheesecakes next to the frame of my post. Because cheesecakes didn't fit on one line, the "es" was on a line below. It messed with my eyes, and I saw "Gluten Fried Cheesecakes" . . . I thought -- what in the H*ll is Scott letting something like that advertise on this site!!!!!

The google ads are out side of Scotts conrtol. Its a reason why many ppl dont like them. So you could actually see somthing there like that some day....

Canadian Karen Community Regular
:ph34r:

...see my earlier post...I've only heard my wife's version of the "legend", it seems she might have gotten the story wrong or perhaps twisted some of the facts <_< ...So I'll be in the front row for the lecture from the authority (if anybody asks, I was in the garage changing the muffler bearings) :ph34r:

Well, just so you know, the lecture is not an "inter-active" one. No demonstrations!

Oh, and Wintergreen is the way to go!

Karen

DingoGirl Enthusiast
there was a large advertisement for Gluten Free Cheesecakes next to the frame of my post. Because cheesecakes didn't fit on one line, the "es" was on a line below. It messed with my eyes, and I saw "Gluten Fried Cheesecakes" . . . I thought -- what in the H*ll is Scott letting something like that advertise on this site!!!!!

OMG.....just lurking on this thread occasionally.....Lynnie.....am I out of my mind but does a gluten-fried cheesecake just sound so stinkin' good???

well, I AM menstrual right now and EVERYTHING sounds good..... :ph34r::lol:

Canadian Karen Community Regular
well, I AM menstrual right now and EVERYTHING sounds good..... :ph34r::lol:

ROFLMAO!!!! :lol:

VydorScope Proficient

Im so gald to see that we all have learned how to stay on topic on this forum. Cause it would be realy tough to follow this thread if the topics coverd things like hair, poop, and altiods.... :lol:

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - xxnonamexx replied to xxnonamexx's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      32

      My journey is it gluten or fiber?

    2. - xxnonamexx replied to xxnonamexx's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      32

      My journey is it gluten or fiber?

    3. - SamAlvi replied to SamAlvi's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      2

      High TTG-IgG and Normal TTG-IgA

    4. - trents replied to SamAlvi's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      2

      High TTG-IgG and Normal TTG-IgA

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):
  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      132,844
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    donnawebb265
    Newest Member
    donnawebb265
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):
  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.5k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):
  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • xxnonamexx
      I made it through the holiday w/o being glutened. I had my brother cook with gluten-free breadcrumbs and I didn't get sick. I baked cookies with gluten-free flour and had dry ingredients for cookies in ziplock bag. I also made gluten cookies as well and guess I did good washing to avoid CC. My wife also went to a french bakery and bought a gluten-free flourless chocolate cake dedicated gluten-free it was out of this world. 
    • xxnonamexx
      What do you mean it would not allow any celiac to eat gluten again. I think if this helps cross contamination when eating out at a non dedicated gluten-free restaurant this would be nice not to encounter the pains. But is their a daily enzyme to take to help strengthen the digestive system? 
    • SamAlvi
      Hi, thank you for the reply. Unfortunately, no other antibody tests were ordered. I am a 32-year-old male. About two months ago, I ate pancakes and then developed severe diarrhea that lasted the entire day. At night, I became unconscious due to fluid loss and was admitted to the ER, where I received IV fluids. Two days later, I ate bread again and once more developed severe diarrhea. I ended up in the ER again and received IV fluids. In my country, Pakistan, doctors are unfortunately not very thorough, so they treated me for a stomach infection. I visited three or four doctors, including a gastroenterologist, but it seemed like they just wanted to keep me on medications and IV fluids. Eventually, I did some digging myself and started connecting the dots. For years, I’ve had excessive gas buildup and frequent loose stools, but I never paid much attention to it. I also cannot easily digest dairy products. Two years ago, I had a CBC test that showed iron deficiency. My doctor told me to eat more meat and said it was nothing serious. However, for the past five years, I’ve also had severe motion sickness, which I never experienced before. Whenever I get on a bus or in a car, I sometimes lose consciousness for 10–20 seconds and wake up sweaty, and occasionally I feel the need to vomit. After more research on the internet, I came across gluten and celiac disease, so I got two related tests (TTG-IgA & TTG IgG) done along with a stool test and another CBC. The stool test showed weakly positive blood. Ever since eating those pancakes and bread, I’ve had a burning sensation in my gut. My doctor reviewed my tests, he told me to completely stop eating gluten and started me on IV fluids for 20 days, saying that I had severe inflammation in my gut. It has now been two months since I quit gluten, and I’m still not sure whether this is celiac disease or gluten intolerance. I don’t really trust doctors in Pakistan, so I thought I might get some help here.
    • trents
      Welcome to the celiac.com community, @SamAlvi! Were there any other antibody tests ordered? Particularly, was there a "total IGA" test ordered to check for IGA deficiency. When people are IGA deficient, celiac panel IGA test scores, such as the TTG-IGA, are likely not valid. If a total IGA test was not ordered, I would request such to be done. Note: "Total IGA" goes by other names as well. I will include a primer on celiac disease antibody testing which does a good job in covering the nomenclature variations connected with the various tests. Elevated IGG scores can certainly indicate celiac disease but they are more likely than elevated IGA tests to be caused by something else.  
    • GlorietaKaro
      Thank you— yes, valid and essential— The issue either doctors is that every one I have tried to talk to about this has essentially rolled their eyes and dismissed me as a hypochondriac, which gets discouraging. I believe a diagnosis would help me to be taken seriously by doctors as well as being validating, but can carry on without it.    There are many, probably most people in my area of my age and gender, who avoid gluten, but many just avoid it casually— eating the occasional plate of wheat pasta or a delicious-looking dessert, or baking cookies with wheat flour for gatherings.  That is not an option for me. I don’t eat other people’s cooking or go to restaurants that do not have strict cross- contamination procedures. It can be boring and lonely, and people do look at me as if I am being a bit dramatic but weeks of symptoms after a single small exposure has taught me to respect my experience.    Thank you very much for your response— sometimes I just need to hear that I am not crazy—
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.