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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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CarlaB Enthusiast
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Cockatoos don't have heels, so that might be a better name for them. ;)

Birds are fun pets ... I mean, how many pets can talk to you? LOL

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Ridgewalker Contributor
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*snigger* *snort*

Whilst we are all sitting here mindin' our own bidness (the dogs and I - mommy is wasting time on Itunes :ph34r: ), Stinker (aka Tika) let out a highly-audible fart, scared herself, jumped up w/ tail betwixt legs and ran out of the room.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have such a juvenile sense of humor- there's nothing like a good fart joke... or even just a reference to farting... to cheer me up! :D

-Sarah

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I may be the only one who finds this video anything more than mildly amusing but I saw it today and I laugh harder every time I watch it.

*I* have no excuse of gluten - brain, but I like it :lol:

I am one of two, so it was rather boring...and quiet....growing up. I had to come up with imaginary brothers and sisters for a while when I was really young :lol:

:lol: ..yeah, I only have one brother so I know what you mean.

It's a funny thing 'cos I rarely see him+ his wife/kids as he lives 'up north in Yorkshire - but when we do, it's like old times - the childhood bond is still there.

We immediately team up to moan about Dad + his funny (peculiar) ways :rolleyes:

:lol: Phew! Thought I was having another out-of-body experience, and remember, they are just NEVER as much fun as you hope they'll be. ;)

True.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have such a juvenile sense of humor- there's nothing like a good fart joke... or even just a reference to farting... to cheer me up! :D

-Sarah

I can't help but at laugh at any fart/bottom/toilet jokes either !! :blink:

My Dad always said to me ''Nicola!!, get your mind out of the sewer!!''.............but I can't :lol:

.....batting Will the kitten off the keyboard.

I simply must recommend a kitten as the 'must have' addition to any domestic armoury.

He gets in the most hard to reach places..........and brings out a fantastic amount of dust/fluff with him !!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol::lol::lol:

I have such a juvenile sense of humor- there's nothing like a good fart joke... or even just a reference to farting... to cheer me up! :D

-Sarah

Well, Sarah, you'd be in hysterics in our house. My DH is incredibly...productive...in these sounds, as is our standard poodle. He is the first male dog I have ever had, and I am amazed at what a different ball game it is. I have NEVER experienced a dog that farts, burps, slurps his drinking water all over the floor, like my lovely dog. Every time he sits down, he farts, and is never surprised or embarrassed. He simply looks askance. Wait...perhaps that's my husband... :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Well, Sarah, you'd be in hysterics in our house. My DH is incredibly...productive...in these sounds, as is our standard poodle. He is the first male dog I have ever had, and I am amazed at what a different ball game it is. I have NEVER experienced a dog that farts, burps, slurps his drinking water all over the floor, like my lovely dog. Every time he sits down, he farts, and is never surprised or embarrassed. He simply looks askance. Wait...perhaps that's my husband... :lol:

:lol: I have a 10-month-old female German Shepherd mix, and she will suddenly decide she's thirsty, and scarf down a whole bowl of water, slopping it everywhere... and then promptly barf half of it back up on the floor :o And I tell her, Well dumba$$, slow down next time! And she just looks at me with that doggy grin.

:lol: at your DH! My husband delights in using those old grandpa sayings, like Is there a goose in here? or We need to get that floorboard fixed! etc, etc. :rolleyes:

-Sarah

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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:lol: I have a 10-month-old female German Shepherd mix, and she will suddenly decide she's thirsty, and scarf down a whole bowl of water, slopping it everywhere... and then promptly barf half of it back up on the floor :o And I tell her, Well dumba$$, slow down next time! And she just looks at me with that doggy grin.

-Sarah

Our cat used to do that with his food.....and he was throwing it back up within 10 minutes. You don't know whether to think he was sick, it was the food, or just a very bad habit.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Good Morning, Sillies!

Just thought I would post some things that my daughter has said recently:

Dd: "Mom, What's that holidy in July?"

Me: "The 4th of July?"

Dd: "Oh yeah, that's the one!"

Dd: To the parents of a little girl that she had just had an impromtu (first) play date with . . . "You can invite me back anytime!"

Dd and Ds in the minivan on a long errand. Ds was pretending a jump rope was a fishing pole and pretending to catch fish. Dd was trying to grab the rope and take a turn . . .

Ds: "Why don't you use an imaginary fishing pole?"

Dd: "I didn't bring my imaginary fishing pole!"

Dd: "Mom, were dinosaurs alive when you were born?"

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
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Good Morning, Sillies!

Just thought I would post some things that my daughter has said recently:

Dd: "Mom, What's that holidy in July?"

Me: "The 4th of July?"

Dd: "Oh yeah, that's the one!"

Dd: To the parents of a little girl that she had just had an impromtu (first) play date with . . . "You can invite me back anytime!"

Dd and Ds in the minivan on a long errand. Ds was pretending a jump rope was a fishing pole and pretending to catch fish. Dd was trying to grab the rope and take a turn . . .

Ds: "Why don't you use an imaginary fishing pole?"

Dd: "I didn't bring my imaginary fishing pole!"

Dd: "Mom, were dinosaurs alive when you were born?"

Kids say the cutest things :)

tom Contributor
tom
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Dd: "I didn't bring my imaginary fishing pole!"

ROFL! :lol: :lol: I SO love this one!! :lol:

(dinosaurs heehee) :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Ds: "Why don't you use an imaginary fishing pole?"

Dd: "I didn't bring my imaginary fishing pole!"

Don't you just hate that??....get all the way there and forget to bring your imaginary fishing pole :rolleyes:

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TriticusToxicum
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Don't you just hate that??....get all the way there and forget to bring your imaginary fishing pole :rolleyes:

don't most real fishermen catch imaginary fish with real bait and tackle?:huh::P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Gah I coulda used some of the youtube laughs today. Oh well . . .next month I'll get the pc back online in SJ.

:unsure: this concept scares me a little bit........

Ok, ok, I'll see your delirium and silliness and raise you a loopy and a slightly off-balance:

:lol:

I have such a juvenile sense of humor- there's nothing like a good fart joke... or even just a reference to farting... to cheer me up! :D

-Sarah

:ph34r: I know......what is WITH us? My poor mom.....three boys and one very tomboy girl in her house....oh how we tortured her (and somehow, the preferred term for farts was GASSER. as in, 'MOMMMMMMMMMMM, John let a gasser on me!!!!!!!!!!! ' Makes me cackle, even now :lol: )

I can't help but at laugh at any fart/bottom/toilet jokes either !!

My Dad always said to me ''Nicola!!, get your mind out of the sewer!!''.............but I can't

I KNOW!!!!!!!!! :lol: we got in lots of trouble for that.

Nikki - Will, spread about your keyboard - - SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, Sarah, you'd be in hysterics in our house. My DH is incredibly...productive...in these sounds, as is our standard poodle. He is the first male dog I have ever had, and I am amazed at what a different ball game it is. I have NEVER experienced a dog that farts, burps, slurps his drinking water all over the floor, like my lovely dog. Every time he sits down, he farts, and is never surprised or embarrassed. He simply looks askance. Wait...perhaps that's my husband...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have a 10-month-old female German Shepherd mix, and she will suddenly decide she's thirsty, and scarf down a whole bowl of water, slopping it everywhere... and then promptly barf half of it back up on the floor :o And I tell her, Well dumba$$, slow down next time! And she just looks at me with that doggy grin.

is she bulimic? :lol:

A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we see her picture???? :rolleyes: <---- imploring emoticon

Dd: "Mom, were dinosaurs alive when you were born?"

GAhhhhhh!!! :lol:

imaginary fishing pole. :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we see her picture???? :rolleyes: <---- imploring emoticon

I will hunt around for one tonight! She is rawther big and horse-like now. But I first got her when she was 3 weeks old (orphaned) and she looked just like a tiny fuzz ball.

Gasp! I bottle-fed her for a couple weeks when I first got her... maybe she does have an eating disorder :huh:

:lol:

-Sarah

tom Contributor
tom
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:unsure: this concept scares me a little bit........

:lol: I can't figure out why this comment makes me laugh this much :lol:

:ph34r: I know......what is WITH us? My poor mom.....three boys and one very tomboy girl in her house....oh how we tortured her (and somehow, the preferred term for farts was GASSER. as in, 'MOMMMMMMMMMMM, John let a gasser on me!!!!!!!!!!! ' Makes me cackle, even now :lol: )

OMG what a throwback! I haven't heard the word gasser in forever but in OUR house of 3 boys & a girl THAT's what they were called too. :lol:

Dingy dingy .. . . . . :confused: I was quite sure you had just 2 brothers . .. . <uncomfortable confusion>

(Gasser!! LOL :lol: I may have never written it out before, but said it a million times 30+ yrs ago)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

OMGosh- so much catching up to do...I run away for a romantic weekend and find you sillies have gone CRAZEEEEE- the lunatics are running the asylum (YES!!!!!!!)

Boobs: 38 long and Mestrogen :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Owie on the hideous female trifecta Susie- <_< Hope it's better!!!!!!!! I love ethopian food but the bread is SO gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It looks like something from Ssilence of the lambs....blech!!!!!!!!!

Alex!!!!!!!!!!! That video was hysterical! The nice p%$#@# one killed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\

The CACKATOO dance :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sarah- I am with you on the fart jokes!!!!!!!!!!! Must sure youOpen Original Shared Link on this one!

PUPPY PICTURES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and Uncle ray has been invited to visit us here....don't know if he'll take us up on it but we'll see!!!!! :ph34r: :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Dingy dingy .. . . . . :confused: I was quite sure you had just 2 brothers . .. . <uncomfortable confusion>

Do you know what MY family called (and still does) flatulence? (this word, flatulence, I love! Comes so trippingly off the tongue).... Ready?

SHAKING THE ROSEBUSH.

"Oh, Gawd, that was your father. He just shook the rosebush". :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Open Original Shared Link

Bev, so where did you go for your romantic weekend????

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Do you know what MY family called (and still does) flatulence? (this word, flatulence, I love! Comes so trippingly off the tongue).... Ready?

SHAKING THE ROSEBUSH.

"Oh, Gawd, that was your father. He just shook the rosebush". :lol:

OMG- that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it seems more like it would fit what a man has to do after he pees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned a frightening new term last night watching the Dallas/ New England football game. Uhm, "teabagging" :ph34r: If you go to Open Original Shared Link you can find out what it means. :o

Carla- We went Open Original Shared Link and we saw the CRAZIEST animal in New England on a back country drive. It's called a fisher cat (not a cat and NOT nice but hardly ever seen). Unfortunately, I woke up this morning LOOKING LIKE A FISHER CAT. BUT I HAD FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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oh my Looooooooooooooooooooooooord

every time I try to access c.com, God shuts down my modem. :lol:

this is a sign, must get busy and step away from computer.

CARRY ON SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. that maniacal kitten caused Annie to run over, askeert and quizzical.....

Bev - the yoga fart :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Think I saw a cloud there after she did it :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I learned a frightening new term last night watching the Dallas/ New England football game. Uhm, "teabagging" :ph34r: If you go to Open Original Shared Link you can find out what it means. :o

:o

What exactly are they teaching on Sunday Night Football??

....and in what context was that term used, my imagination is running wild.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OK, Not something to be laughed at, but my friends took me shopping yesterday!!

For those of you that don't know, I have absolutely no ability to match clothing, so everything I buy is pretty much green, so I know it works together. or black, 'cause that goes with everything.

Well my friends have gotten tired of my wardrobe and literally took me by the hand and made me try things on. I now have brown clothes (which still goes with green) and blue/brown clothes.

Of course I was too nervous to wear any of those colors today, so I'm wearing black, but I am showing my boobs, which I was also instructed to do. (Well not all of them). Something about dressing like a girl, which I don't understand, but I trust my friends.

And we didn't have margaritas until afterwards.

So I'll pass along any comments I get, but since I work with a bunch of scientists who are also pretty much have fashion deficit disorder, I'm guessing no one will notice.

Well, the guys might pick up on the cleavage. Some of them...

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
:o

What exactly are they teaching on Sunday Night Football??

....and in what context was that term used, my imagination is running wild.....

Uhm....it was my friend Vicki explaining "OMG- did you see that? He totally teabagged that player??????????" A Dallas player teabgged a Patriot on the soulder. Not sure if it was on purpose, but I had NO idea what it meant. was promptly infpormed and could NOT keep it to myself!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

OMG- speaking of farts, Angus is sleeping and laying out some VERY nasty ones. PEE_YEW!!!!!!!

Jestgar- Black AND cleavage....best be careful. That sounds like the sexy scientist!!!!!!! :P:o

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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A Dallas player teabgged a Patriot on the soulder. Not sure if it was on purpose, but I had NO idea what it meant. was promptly infpormed and could NOT keep it to myself!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

yes, thank you. My world is certainly enriched by knowing this little male ritual. Kinda like the men on this thread learning about 'aunt flo'. I feel like I'm 'in the know'.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Uhm....it was my friend Vicki explaining "OMG- did you see that? He totally teabagged that player??????????" A Dallas player teabgged a Patriot on the soulder. Not sure if it was on purpose, but I had NO idea what it meant. was promptly infpormed and could NOT keep it to myself!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::lol:

:lol: I thought you meant they said it on tv....and I imagined a play by play by the guys calling the game.

Hence the :o

Well, the guys might pick up on the cleavage. Some of them...

:lol::lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Jestgar, cleavage!! :o

Bev, that place looks great. How fun! I can't wait to get away! :)

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