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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

...Yeti footprints in the sand...... :lol::lol:


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tom Contributor
:lol: :lol: :lol: YETI POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a Yeti from Spain

His inseam was giant it was claimed

Yet when Emily measured him

It accidentally pleasured him

And now he no longer

Complains!

To some it may seem,

The point's the inseam,

That measurement down to the ankle.

But I must submit,

In truth and to wit,

The subject is that which does dangle.

:P

elye Community Regular
Boy that Yeti sure looks better if we DON'T SHAVE him!!!! OMG...reminds me of frisking the wookie. Emily- I KNOW you were here for that. Must find it!!! Oh..here it is:Open Original Shared Link

now shall we think of all the innuendos that shaving your yeti brings? :lol::lol::lol:

Hug like a yeti :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: OMG.

:lol::lol::lol: YETI POETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a Yeti from Spain

His inseam was giant it was claimed

Yet when Emily measured him

It accidentally pleasured him

And now he no longer

Complains!

Ahhh! Hilarious, Bev...I OFTEN think of our Frisking the Wookie thread, one of the funniest, I would say, in recent memory. I believe, no surprise, that Richard began that particular madness, as well...

Emily now a yeti-pleasurer! Mygawd, just how many hats can I be expected to wear? :lol:

Yeti confetti, thrown into the air,

From a great white beast, with billowing hair,

He lopes down the aisle, to a sweet wedding chorus,

And ends his parade,

In the arms of Chuck Norris.

:huh::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How did I miss this?

Jestgar Rising Star

OK EVERYONE STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!

I'm laughing so hard there are tears running down my face and people are looking at me askance.

And who will be braiding the seashells into the yeti's hair?

Nikki?

tom Contributor
Yeti confetti, thrown into the air,

From a great white beast, with billowing hair,

He lopes down the aisle, to a sweet wedding chorus,

And ends his parade,

In the arms of Chuck Norris.

:huh::lol:

AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEE!!!

Emily! Both you and Queen "It accidentally pleasured him" Bev have me Guffawing!! :lol::D:lol:

LMAO

elye Community Regular

Okay, Bev...you'll be with me on this one: The new phrase to coin for 2007...

LET THE YETI LEAD.

We have to officially define it:

To act on a hunch:

"She booted me out...she could somehow tell that I'd been with someone else. She let the yeti lead..."

OR

To lose all sense of propriety:

"Man, lookit the loser she's making out with! Talk about letting the Yeti lead!"

OR

A suggestive invitation:

"C'mon...follow me. Let my Yeti lead".

OR

To have a sudden bathroom crisis:

"Gaaaack!! Outta my way...Yeti leading...Yeti leading...!"


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Jestgar Rising Star

To have followed someone else's suggestion against your better judgment.

I can't believe we went to Saskatchewan in January! I totally let the yeti lead on that one.

Mtndog Collaborator

BEAUTIFUL YETI POETRY!!!!!! We've got Jestgar crying- sweet! And there is guffawing, snorking and snickering!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Bev...you'll be with me on this one: The new phrase to coin for 2007...

LET THE YETI LEAD.

We have to officially define it:

To act on a hunch:

"She booted me out...she could somehow tell that I'd been with someone else. She let the yeti lead..."

OR

To lose all sense of propriety:

"Man, lookit the loser she's making out with! Talk about letting the Yeti lead!"

OR

A suggestive invitation:

"C'mon...follow me. Let my Yeti lead".

OR

To have a sudden bathroom crisis:

"Gaaaack!! Outta my way...Yeti leading...Yeti leading...!"

Let's see......it could be "The Yeti was leading that parade."

As in:

"She booted me out...she could somehow tell that I'd been with someone else. The yeti was leading that parade.."

"Gaaaack!! Outta my way...Yeti leading my parade...Yeti leading my parade...!"

OR it could mean a place where lots off BS (poop) gets slung around!

As in:

The Yeti led the parade in that presidential debate.

OR

We had a couple of drinks and let the Yeti lead THAT parade.

Or seductive:

Let my yeti lead your parade, baby!

tom Contributor
Okay, Bev...you'll be with me on this one: The new phrase to coin for 2007...

LET THE YETI LEAD.

To have followed someone else's suggestion against your better judgment.

I can't believe we went to Saskatchewan in January! I totally let the yeti lead on that one.

:lol: OMG comPLETEly ROFL here at these!!! :lol: (yes . .. . .a touch of tears also)

Emily & Jess have incapacitated meeeeeee!

Way to start a subtopic Em!! <can i call u em?>

I'm glad I'm not still at my coffeehouse. Earlier I'm sure some there had to think I was out of my mind, barely containing what could've been minutes of wild giggles.

(Hey!!! I guess this means the perfuming effects weren't so bad after all! Yay! :) )

I'd love to add to the "Let the Yeti Lead" definitions & examples but I need to calm down and probably eat. <phew! catching breath finally>

Edit P.S. OMG Bev too! The tears have restarted!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Trying to stifle my chuckles as kids and husband are in the room while I sneak a peak at the thread . . .

Truely awe-inspiring Yeti-poetry . . . totally can not compete. :lol::lol::lol:

QUOTE (elye @ Oct 16 2007, 04:15 PM)

Yeti confetti, thrown into the air,

From a great white beast, with billowing hair,

He lopes down the aisle, to a sweet wedding chorus,

And ends his parade,

In the arms of Chuck Norris.

Really paints a picture doesn't it. Richard is going to have a day tomorrow defending his poor Chuck Norris. :lol:

Outstanding!!! Bravo!!! Encore!!! Encore!!! <holding lighter up and stomping feet>

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OH.....................my..................holy.........................LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :huh::lol: :lol:

Just HOW are all of you brilliant Yeti-brains coming up w/ this poetry?

:lol:

**********************

I'm back. Perfect, Stepford neighbor just did one of her famous pop-ins. Thank God I was dressed and house is quite clean. Otherwise, Dingy hides in back. :ph34r: But, I did have to hide the Yeti. That, my friends, she would NOT have understood.

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

You guys are carazy silly silly-yaks!

I got nothing.

My head is not in such a silly place, so nothing to add here.

Carry on.........(translation: Let the Yetti lead!)

elye Community Regular

:lol: Way to start a subtopic Em!! <can i call u em?>

You bet!! :) My dear friends call me this, and you guys are, honestly, unique and special friends...Tom, you just lead that Yeti on this one....

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice

*is laughing so much that crying and rolling on the floor are immeminent* ROFL!!! I want to braid the seashells into the yeti's hair!!!!! I officially volunteer myself! *grins* I have baskets and baskets and boxes of seashells. Do you want the spiky white twisty kind, the peach oyster-like kind, the fiery red-and-orange ones, *goes on for a long period of time* ... or the blue and purple ones that i painted? (yeah, i have a lot of seashells. i mean a LOT of seashells.)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
*is laughing so much that crying and rolling on the floor are immeminent* ROFL!!! I want to braid the seashells into the yeti's hair!!!!! I officially volunteer myself! *grins* I have baskets and baskets and boxes of seashells. Do you want the spiky white twisty kind, the peach oyster-like kind, the fiery red-and-orange ones, *goes on for a long period of time* ... or the blue and purple ones that i painted? (yeah, i have a lot of seashells. i mean a LOT of seashells.)

:rolleyes: Yay Katie!

I think I speak for Amanda when I say use ALL COLOURS of seashells! Yes! YOU are the one to braid the yeti's stinky hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

You guys are too much for me tonight!!!

I love this thread!!!

tom Contributor
I want to braid the seashells into the yeti's hair!!!!! I officially volunteer myself! *grins* I have baskets and baskets and boxes of seashells. Do you want the spiky white twisty kind, the peach oyster-like kind, the fiery red-and-orange ones, *goes on for a long period of time* ... or the blue and purple ones that i painted? (yeah, i have a lot of seashells. i mean a LOT of seashells.)

Oh Daughter_of_TheSea!!!!!!!

I'd think an artfully arranged variety would be purrrrrrrrrr-fect. (Yeti's are known to almost purr w/ the right under-chin scritch)

But I must admit, I'd yield to the taste of someone more aesthetically inclined.

Plenty o' Yeti to go around!!!

P.S. Do you also have a bucket of shark's teeth? My dad used to live in Venice FL and would find them all the time.

P.P.S. I still can't try to add to the "Let the Yeti Lead" theme w/out near incapacitive (incapaciTAtive?) laughter . . . . :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Susie, Excellent Av . . . We can clearly see both hands and there is no wineee . . . waaaiiiit a minute . . . Do you have a flask in your back pocket?

tom Contributor
. . . .. the yeti's stinky hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Stinky hair"????? :emoticon-pinching-own-nose:

Oh no, that won't do at ALL for Amanda's nuptials!! :o

I'll get out the full raingear & walk the hominid beast through the carwash mySELF if that's what it takes!

Stinky? Not on MY watch! I won't allow it!! <_<

And I'm now in that curious position of wanting to clean up some before the professional housecleaners show up tomorrow :lol:

(but is IS mostly just moving things so they have access to what really needs attn)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I would also like my Coon cat to be part of our parade....can someone carry him on a pillow like the king he thinks he is?

And we should get HR Puff n Stuff too!!!!

elye Community Regular

:lol::lol::lol: Excellent...My 10 year-old just huffed off to bed after he sat in front of his math homework, doodling, playing with his calculator, clearly avoiding the job ahead. I had been walking by, telling him to get it done. Finally, I stood up from said computer, walked over to his workdesk and calmly said, "Jack...if you don't lead this yeti....who will?!" Beautiful. Interesting how Yetis and Wookies are noticeably similar, and here both appear...too tired to make any humoUrous sense of this maintenant. Will ponder it in bed. No postulating while I'm asleep! No fair, don't wanna miss a thing! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I would also like my Coon cat to be part of our parade....can someone carry him on a pillow like the king he thinks he is?

And we should get HR Puff n Stuff too!!!!

Chuck Norris would look nice holding a fluffy kitty. Dang he's going to be busy. I wonder what his appearance fee is? :huh:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Chuck Norris would look nice holding a fluffy kitty. Dang he's going to be busy. I wonder what his appearance fee is? :huh:

LOL! I am sure we can arrange for collateral of some sort :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Susie, Excellent Av . . . We can clearly see both hands and there is no wineee . . . waaaiiiit a minute . . . Do you have a flask in your back pocket?

;) 'tis a closely-guarded secret, matey and ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR to your av!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would also like my Coon cat to be part of our parade....can someone carry him on a pillow like the king he thinks he is?

And we should get HR Puff n Stuff too!!!!

OMG! :o Just had a grand mal flash to childhood and that most perplexing of characters, HR Puff nStuff. What WERE they smoking???????????????? :lol: and WTH WAS that thing?

Finally, I stood up from said computer, walked over to his workdesk and calmly said, "Jack...if you don't lead this yeti....who will?!"

oh dear gawd......our madness IS infiltrating REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Chuck Norris would look nice holding a fluffy kitty. Dang he's going to be busy. I wonder what his appearance fee is? :huh:

APPEARANCE FEE???? the HELL you say!! He shows up for us FOR FREE, completely HONOURED to be asked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frisk the wookie :lol:

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