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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG -

the moon is VERY full tonight...

Am I alone, in this madness???

:wacko:

:lol:

:huh:


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Richard- Were you spying on my anniversary getaway? :lol::ph34r::lol:

Thou knowest thy love is true,

Onst the spouse doth begin to spew,

'neath the covers shar-ed,

cruel-ty and malodoUr aplenty,

Romeo, Romeo, why Fart-ed thou?

What stench from yonder skivvies emminates?

'tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true...

Emily- I can now answer the eternal question I dunno what's worse, guys...spouse with heinous smell from flatus, or hockeyus baggus...

It's CLEARLY husbandus flatus but hockeyus baggus is a VERY close second.

BTW- NEVER eat brussel sprouts and expect to get away gas free :ph34r:

Loved the photo of Super Weasel and am SO GLAD she is OK. And wee :P Willy and allo and everyone else.

Love all the kiddie avatars- Everyone's kids are so cute! Richard must know which of your lassies is Olivia (I have a WILD child niece Olivia who is 3 turning 30 soon). Janet- Your girls has beautiful curls!!!!!!!!

Sarah- are you feeling better? I have headus coldus horribilus but the FLU BITES!!!!!!!!! Oh no Amanda is down too!!!!!!!!!!!! You both must get better stat!! Rest and PAMPER any way you need to!

Yes- ALL creatures great and small in the parade (but uhm..I don't really like reptiles, but if that's your baby, no problem!)

Both Goulet and the Hoff arre down.........not to mention some poor Britney photographer (Oops! I did it again...ran over your foot....and lost my custody suit....i'm not that brilliant)

My nomination for LIMPSY spokesperson:

The COOL cat woman

and

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG- you maniacs- I have to read 16 pages!!!!!!!!!!!!! And only 14 more until the coronation of our new queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Bev!!! :D

OMG -

the moon is VERY full tonight...

Am I alone, in this madness???

:wacko:

:lol:

:huh:

Nope--we're all right there with you! :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Sarah- are you feeling better? I have headus coldus horribilus but the FLU BITES!!!!!!!!! Oh no Amanda is down too!!!!!!!!!!!! You both must get better stat!! Rest and PAMPER any way you need to!

By the afternoon at work I felt a little better but tonight again I feel blah! My stomach is twirling again too. I know its the stomach flu, everyone said they were dead tired at first and then the "fun stuff" happened. Better this week than next.

I went down to meet Landen, my neighbors brand new baby. I saw him on monday in the nursery but I got to spend time down there tonight and boy is he a doll.

Darn210 Enthusiast
LAURA!! :)

Nice to see her, but I don't think she'll be back....she is way more normal than we are. :lol:

*snort*

I'm tellin'!!!!! I'm gonna PM her and tell her you called her NORMAL!!! :o

Hi Bev - lots to catch up on but tomorrow should be a slow day - Richard is painting and will be computer-free.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I'm tellin'!!!!! I'm gonna PM her and tell her you called her NORMAL!!! :o

Hi Bev - lots to catch up on but tomorrow should be a slow day - Richard is painting and will be computer-free.

I am telling you, Laura is SO completely normal. Really. A delight, to be sure, but normal, I was so happy to see her on the Thread of Madness.

:rolleyes:

I am typing and typing....full moon......where is everyone.......................

BEV - - husbandus flatus - - is that what she said?????

:lol:

I had brussels sprouts the other night and noticed no untoward gas......but, only a dog sleeps in my bed, maybe I don't pay close enough attention?

[native American name: Farts Freely At Will] :ph34r:

:huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
[native American name: Farts Freely At Will] :ph34r:

:huh:

:lol:

Why are you farting at Nikki's little kitty . . . what did he ever do to you? :lol:


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Mtndog Collaborator
OMG -

the moon is VERY full tonight...

Am I alone, in this madness???

:wacko:

:lol:

:huh:

Ow ow HOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laura is so sweet I'm not sure we should corrupt her...but then again :rolleyes: (We SO need a devil emoticon!).

I'll see what chaos I can whip up tomorrow for tonight I am sweepy.

Green12 Enthusiast

Back to flatus are we??

Patti, I am addicted to bowling down the cats :lol::lol: Trying to get all strikes, I wish my friend hadn't e-mailed me this ......

Does anyone watch Dirty Sexy Money? I think it's hilarious.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Target....you can get eveyrthing there. And the housewares section - w/ affordable designs by posh designers.......OMG. Always changing, always new, always happy.....and so after you've picked up your candles/bras/underwear/shoes/baby stuff/Ipod equipment/gift items/appliances/sheets/towels/lamps/hardware you can go get all of your gardening supplies and plants, and some wine and beer, lots of glutenized food, delicious candies (that Choxie brand, which Gail calls 'Joanie loves Chochi'), all manner of dishware, containers, makeup, and cleaning supplies....then pet foods, drugs, blah blah blah. What did I leave out? :lol:

MARVELLOUS!!

Sounds like Ikea with extras (Do you guys have Open Original Shared Link?......oh ...I love it!!)

What is with the wicker and rattan large square hampers/containers, and the endless wanting of them??? I am drawn, adn stare fixedly at them for a while, longingly.....

An international thing me thinks.

One can never have enough of the buggers...in fact I need some new ones :lol:

Well....I"m sitting here typing away......have put jewelry supplies in the new bamboo organizers (which in actuality were purchased at TJ Maxx, next door to Target and cheaper)

Well now - we do have TJ Maxx in the UK....it's mainly clothes (designer)...but I'm not a big fan 'cos it always looks like a Open Original Shared Linkto me and I can't be bothered to look through everything.

My nomination for LIMPSY spokesperson:

The COOL cat woman

She is cool isn't she?

My stomach is twirling again too.

You weren't wearing tassels were you? ;) ......but seriously - feel better soon :)

Why are you farting at Nikki's little kitty . . . what did he ever do to you? :lol:

My thoughts exactly Janet.

It damn near killed the little guy :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Why are you farting at Nikki's little kitty . . . what did he ever do to you? :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Does anyone watch Dirty Sexy Money? I think it's hilarious.

Love that show! Especially the minister :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Richard!!! I thought you were suppose to be painting?!?! Don't you dribble paint all over this thread!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Richard!!! I thought you were suppose to be painting?!?! Don't you dribble paint all over this thread!

I'm off to paint in a few minutes. I HAD to drop in and catch up on the overnight sillies. I don't want to be 2 DAYS BEHIND :o

I'm leaving you in charge of RG status checks, all things flatus, and this sweaty mess of Laundry Richard Simmons left me with. Consider yourself duely appointed by the the court. How say you? :huh:

Carry on. :)

jerseyangel Proficient

It must be a nice day for painting up there--it's raining here B)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
It must be a nice day for painting up there--it's raining here B)

Raining here too. Another dreary day.

Ikea is neat, we have one out towards Philly that we go to every now and again.

elye Community Regular

Yo, Richard! Don't suppose I'll catch you before you go...but I kept thinking of last night's unimaginable combination: Richard Simmons, and a full moon...having both of them, the same night, at one's house...and you live to speak of it. Too bad he didn't stick around, as I imagine he would put everything he's got into house painting. Probably have several rooms done within an hour, while having burned 790 calories. Could have made the job go much quicker! Everyone else who is approaching 1000 posts, keep this in mind, and try to arrange the thousandth post on a day where you're cleaning out your garage, moving, or clearing trees from your cottage property.

(...can you see RS in lumberjack gear?)... :o:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I'm leaving you in charge of RG status checks, all things flatus, and this sweaty mess of Laundry Richard Simmons left me with. Consider yourself duely appointed by the the court. How say you? :huh:

What say me??? I say there is no way in hell that I'm doing Richard Simmons' laundry? I say throw some paint thinner on it and torch it! Well . . . probably don't even need the paint thinner.

As far as RG goes . . . as of 9:10am est . . . let's see . . . yes, he STILL needs a lung transplant.

Hmmmmm, that leaves all things flatus . . . that's pretty ambiguous and I'm not sure that I'm qualified to handle that much responsibility . . . maybe we'll just let that one float/waft/linger out there for the time being.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Nikki . . . :lol::lol::lol: Annie!!

Until I saw your av, I forgot that I was going to do something with a meerkat. However, with your humoUrous captionation, you have produced a much more amusing photo than I had in mind. :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
What say me??? I say there is no way in hell that I'm doing Richard Simmons' laundry? I say throw some paint thinner on it and torch it! Well . . . probably don't even need the paint thinner.

As far as RG goes . . . as of 9:10am est . . . let's see . . . yes, he STILL needs a lung transplant.

Hmmmmm, that leaves all things flatus . . . that's pretty ambiguous and I'm not sure that I'm qualified to handle that much responsibility . . . maybe we'll just let that one float/waft/linger out there for the time being.

I'm with you baby!!!!!!!!! We need a racous (well- as racous as possible considering the absence of our founding member however, as the Sex Pistols say "God save the Queen").

The queen has the worst head cold she has had in a very long time (OH CARLA- remind me why this is a good sign when you have Lyme disease :huh: ), couldn't sleep last night and am now on the couch.............wait....I WAS watching the scary old movie Halloween (you know- Mike Meyers?) but there was only 9 minutes of it cuz hubby cut it off to record Sox versus Colorado. BOO!!!!!!!

Julie- Are you a baseball fan? Are you excited about Colorado? I am NOT a baseball lover- give me my HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I know- that's like treason where I live (in Red Sox Nation).

I guess I'll be the one to do Richard Simmons's laundry. :( :( :( :(

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Haven't seen Carla in awhile is she ok?

Darn210 Enthusiast
The queen has the worst head cold she has had in a very long time (OH CARLA- remind me why this is a good sign when you have Lyme disease :huh: ) . . .

I guess I'll be the one to do Richard Simmons's laundry. :( :( :( :(

Well, since you've got a head cold, it might not be so bad . . . other than the sheer labor involved! Of course, he doen't really wear much, does he? Skimpy shorts and a tank top. :o Perhaps a towel to dab at his damp brow. Might get away with just one load . . . unless he brought his dirty laundry with him to Richard's house. <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
Haven't seen Carla in awhile is she ok?

Shouldn't she be knee-deep in a kitchen remodel about now?

How are you feeling today, Amanda?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Funny joke I got from my sister this morning through email.

Subject: His and Hers Diary

HER

DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a

bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I

thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no

comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so

we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what

was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was

upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept

driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I

love you too.

When we got home I felt as if I had

lost him, as if he wanted nothing to

do with me anymore. He just sat there

and watched T.V......He seemed distant

and absent.

Finally, I

decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my

surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt

that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell

asleep - I cried.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with

someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Shouldn't she be knee-deep in a kitchen remodel about now?

How are you feeling today, Amanda?

I don't feel too great. I am thinking about staying home tomorrow. Maybe a days worth of rest would do me good. Thanks for asking though. I am just run-down and my stomach feels yucky!

jerseyangel Proficient
I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid

:lol:

I think it's a good idea to stay home and get a whole day's rest ;)

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