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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

LOL!!!!!! That was funny!!!!


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
I can't wait!!! and it is snowing in NY where we aregoing :):):) John will be delighted :)

:wub:

oh that is SO romantic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make sure you have some champagne, chocolate, and strawberries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! DOGS ON EBAY!!!!!!!!!...........I dunno :unsure: ...the very lengths Susie will go, the sheer trauma of a photo shoot on the girls (took hours! ...lighting and such.....she's a perfectionist :rolleyes: )....how will the girls cope with the fame now ...everyone recognising them at the orchard???????? ;)

:lol: I am OBSESSED now with posing the dogs with different things.......may even start selling things with which I find it deeply painful to part (iriquois skull crusher, things like that) :(:lol:

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!"

She replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

:lol:

:lol: excellent

yes - human tetris - - what a hoot!!!!!!!!! I LOVE those crazy japanese game shows!!!!!!

OMG I hit quote on a bunch of things I wanted to respond to - where ARE they??????? :blink:

Janet - I WAS up at 4 - thank God did get a couple more hours sleep in....... there are always the best and lamest infomercials on at that hour.....I watch them, transfixed :lol: no matter what they're selling................ :lol: anywho I SO wish I could go see Sandy's husband as my vet. I think it's only.....what, a three-day drive? :blink:

EMILY - - - no no NO! remember you're NOT allowed to venture off of this cult thread!!!!!! :lol:

I just broke the rules because my poor weasel is still limping very badly. :( BUGGER!!!!!!!!!!

must go find more things to photograph and sell.

then will attempt a tamale pie. Anyone ever made one? am craving Amy's tamale pie which is just too gosh-durned expensive for the little thing............................

tom Contributor
Hey everybody, what do you think of the purse in my av? Found it on ebay . . . it comes with a dog. How high do you think I should bid? :lol::lol::lol:

ROFL!! :lol::lol::lol:

did you check my other listings? check the deMarkoff perfume......................I am cracking myself up...........

Heehee :lol: I gotta see this!

(No more than a page or two back for the link I hope.)

Self-crackups sound pretty mojo-riffic?

Thumb-wrestling Chuck! :lol:

86 yr old bank customer! :lol:

NICE PIX 'MANDA!!!!!! :)

elye Community Regular

Okay, didn't want to mention this...and you' ll notice somme err ors hap pennning wieth myy typin ng becaause myy thhumbs are compeplite ly ruiined...DON NE. Chu ck showed NO MERCY. THEYY"RE BBLOODY STU MPSS!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

ohh Emily, sorry to hear about your thumbs? Anything we can do to help? Would you like me to lend you Danny while I go on my honeymoon?

jerseyangel Proficient
Okay, didn't want to mention this...and you' ll notice somme err ors hap pennning wieth myy typin ng becaause myy thhumbs are compeplite ly ruiined...DON NE. Chu ck showed NO MERCY. THEYY"RE BBLOODY STU MPSS!!

Chuck gets a big thunbs down for that move!!!! B)

Couldn't resist :ph34r:

Mtndog Collaborator
Chuck gets a big thunbs down for that move!!!! B)

Couldn't resist :ph34r:

Nice Patti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silly wedding limerick- authot unknown

When our marriage was young you were bridal,

And you cooked and you baked, never idle.

Now we're married ten years;

All you do is drink beers

And your cooking's become biocidal.

Poor guy....she must have married him and THEN gone gluten-free!!!!!!!!!!


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tom Contributor
Okay, didn't want to mention this...and you' ll notice somme err ors hap pennning wieth myy typin ng becaause myy thhumbs are compeplite ly ruiined...DON NE. Chu ck showed NO MERCY. THEYY"RE BBLOODY STU MPSS!!

ROFL!! :lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
then will attempt a tamale pie. Anyone ever made one? am craving Amy's tamale pie which is just too gosh-durned expensive for the little thing............................

Right :blink: ..tamale??.....eh? :huh:

Y'all know I had to google it - - turns out it's like our very own 'Shepards Pie'

We don't have pie crust on our pie...it has mashed potato with cheese on top :P

YUMMMMM :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
When our marriage was young you were bridal,

And you cooked and you baked, never idle.

Now we're married ten years;

All you do is drink beers

And your cooking's become biocidal.

:unsure: ...so it didn't say 'written by Terry about Nikki'......no,no of course NOT...*I* drink champagne ....... ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

FIRST of all.....I am quite enjoying that my dogs are in THREE people's avatars, makes me out of my mind and confuses me every time:lol:

And your cooking's become biocidal.

Poor guy....she must have married him and THEN gone gluten-free!!!!!!!!!!

biocidal :lol: Yes, she went gluten-dairy-casein-soy-sugar-carb-yeast-free after she married the poor sod.....

Y'all know I had to google it - - turns out it's like our very own 'Shepards Pie'

We don't have pie crust on our pie...it has mashed potato with cheese on top :P

YUMMMMM :P

OMG I do love me a good shephard's pie. Must make one of those also. Nik, got a good recipe? Trader JOe's are too expensive for a wee portion.......and not outstandingly delicious.

Emily! so sorry about the thumbs! Yes, we'll send Danny from Wegman's right away, or perhaps Gus could help? We all know how smart the poodles are.... ;)

OMG must photograph and list more things on ebay this instant! It's all I want to do, may even ditch spanish!! :ph34r: I don't think I should photograph the clothing WITH the dogs, though, but a friend did suggest that I could write on there that items "come from a pet- and smoke-filled home" :lol: [i do smoke me a clove now and then, you know - and I think I'm up to a two-pack-a-year habit :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: ]

elye Community Regular

Emily! so sorry about the thumbs! Yes, we'll send Danny from Wegman's right away, or perhaps Gus could help? We all know how smart the poodles are.... ;)

I'll say...Who do you think told me to stay away from Mr. Norris' thumbs? Always listen to standard poodles...or even sub-standard ones, as is my Gus. :lol:

We're thinking about Annie, Susie. Prayers to St. Roch! And to St. Earl, I think it is..the Patron Saint of money, or lack thereof... :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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We're thinking about Annie, Susie. Prayers to St. Roch! And to St. Earl, I think it is..the Patron Saint of money, or lack thereof... :rolleyes:

lack thereof indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could be a MILLIONAIRE if I didn't have these hypochondriacal dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

sub-standard poodle

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Emily. I have a nagging question for you - must ask it now (and look at the time - - I AM ditching Spanish!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: ).....

Okay.....must clarify here: Do you teach English to French speakers, or to English speakers, or French to English speakers.............or................huh? :blink: What IS your native tongue, or did you grow up speaking both? Your English is faultless, hence my questions. And boy, do you know how to dangle them participles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quite curious here. :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Okay, didn't want to mention this...and you' ll notice somme err ors hap pennning wieth myy typin ng becaause myy thhumbs are compeplite ly ruiined...DON NE. Chu ck showed NO MERCY. THEYY"RE BBLOODY STU MPSS!!

:lol::lol::lol:

Must be a b!tch to try and zip up your pants with casts on both thumbs.

(Note: jerk is substituted for b!tch when spelled correctly . . . hmmmm, am I the only one that stumbles across these things or do all of you know this already? Perhaps I'm the only potty mouth . . . hmmm, potty is OK)

If you haven't made it to ebay yet, Susie's dingos have done a fine job of modeling . . . the Open Original Shared Link photo would make a fine av for someone (hint, hint)

Stinker's wearing a necklace . . . *snicker*snort*

:lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Stinker's wearing a necklace . . . *snicker*snort*

:lol::lol:

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Potty Mouth is stalking my ebay listings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stinker, thank you veddy much, wore a strand of pearls - those very same in photo (they broke and are duct-taped for photo shoot) for YEARS. She is rather famous for it....one of the FIRST dogs sporting jewelry. She wore them to work every day, at the tasting room, and sometimes even with a leopard-spotted velvet bow 'round her neck.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think I'll photograph the cover of her FIRST book and put it on here, so you will KNOW how famous she is...............

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol:

still chortling here.

could not make tamale pie as did not have any onions. Tomorrow. Harrumph.

But QUITE impressed that Janet/potty mouth in fact DOES know the difference between my two muses!!!!!!!!!!!! she got it right, identified Stinker as the correct model in recent listing, and many people, people who in fact know the girls in person (not inner circle mind you but repeat acquaintances) DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wacko:

:lol:

WHERE IS RICHARD????????????????????????????????? :angry: Are you working too hard or has someone absconded with your MOJO again????????????????????

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Yea Richard, I may be married but you should come around more often. Its not like I am a stranger?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yea Richard, I may be married but you should come around more often. Its not like I am a stranger?

Yeah, SEE Richard!!!!!!!!!!!! She's a NEWLYWED for pete's sake, and shows up practically on her honeymoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

tom Contributor
:wub:

oh that is SO romantic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make sure you have some champagne, chocolate, and strawberries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah! I did that on the Santa Cruz beach by the Boardwalk once and, tho I'd HEARD there was a 'closing time' for the beach, I had abso-freakin-lutely NO idea that they could LOCK US there!!

Luckily, having to scale a 8-10ft fence didn't comPLETEly destroy the mood. :);):lol:

:lol: I am OBSESSED now with posing the dogs with different things.......

Methinks the "crazy dog lady" self-evaluation shant be questioned ag'in. :P:lol:

Right :blink: ..tamale??.....eh? :huh:

Y'all know I had to google it - - turns out it's like our very own 'Shepards Pie'

We don't have pie crust on our pie...it has mashed potato with cheese on top :P

YUMMMMM :P

Wellllllllll, they DO both use the word Pie, and aren't desserts - and maybe I'm mistaken - but I think the commonality ends there.

Tho it may be pure culinary ignorance on my part, I'd say Shepherd's Pie has centuries of tradition, whereas Tamale Pie seems like just another American Bastardization of another culture's traditional grrrrrr-Rub. :P

(not that there's anything wrong w/ that ;) )

It CAN be quite tasty. :) yum :)

Stinker, thank you veddy much, wore a strand of pearls - those very same in photo (they broke and are duct-taped for photo shoot) for YEARS. She is rather famous for it....one of the FIRST dogs sporting jewelry. She wore them to work every day, at the tasting room, and sometimes even with a leopard-spotted velvet bow 'round her neck.

Hilarious!! :lol:

And thank YOU "veddy much" for NOT writing "duck tape". AAAAAAARGH what stupid peeves I have! :rolleyes:

And ooooo-WEEEE I'm havin fun today!

<must get better at checking ring fingers tho>

Off to Trivia Night at a bar . ... .. . .whooosh!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Potty Mouth is stalking my ebay listings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwww . . . stalking is just a talent that I have . . . if I could only find someone to pay me to stalk during the hours when the kids are in school and be able to take off if one of them is sick or there is a snow day.

But QUITE impressed that Janet/potty mouth in fact DOES know the difference between my two muses!!!!!!!!!!!! she got it right, identified Stinker as the correct model in recent listing, and many people, people who in fact know the girls in person (not inner circle mind you but repeat acquaintances) DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, sure . . . it's obvious isn't it? Stinker prefers perfume. :huh::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well, sure . . . it's obvious isn't it? Stinker prefers perfume. :huh::lol:

Um, ahem, excuse me, but have you SEEN my avatar??????????? Annie has quite a solid career as a fragrance model also, clearly. Doesn't she have a KNOWING look in the photo? (at least in one eye) :lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and speaking of fragrance.........someone needs to DISABLE my fragrance BUYING ability on ebay. :huh: If I were a bajillionaire, I would own EVERY french/italian/organic (Whole Foods) American fragrance known to man........ :huh: help me...........................I can never have enough smells........is something wrong with me? :blink:

And there's AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! What are you two newlyweds up to?????????????

:wub:

psawyer Proficient

What are the newlyweds doing?

Well, it has been over 26 years since we were newlyweds, and I remember what we were doing, but nobody was taking any pictures of it. :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Well at the current moment the newlyweds are working, we just got to the hospital, I came up to my office and he went down on the dock. Tonight, we leave for our honeymoon. We will stay with my family tonight and leave for New York tomorrow.

We are staying on the Lake, in Canadaigua and then spending the Friday in Rochester. We will return to PA on Saturday evening.

We have a few things on the menu, Cooperstown, and the dinner at the Tastings Restaurant. I want to go to the Seneca Zoo. So it will be a very fun time. We have never been to the Finger Lakes so this is all new to us.

It was snowing up there yesterday. So hopefull the weather will remain nice.

elye Community Regular

Wow! Hi, Peter!

Thumbbs are doing better...just the oddd little g litch whhen my in dex finggers lo ck on akeyy...dammaged ten dons around afffected thumbs...DAMN THAT NORRRRRRRRRRIS!

Yes, it's not easy doinng up my ppants. So I'm leaving them undone. Interesting while I teach...

Speaking of teaching, Susie: I do, in fact, teach our crazy language to diplomats in various embassies here in Ottawa. Right now I'm just with the Dangling Diplomats (or affectionately, the Dangling Dips) in the French Embassy. My french isn't strong enough to teach anything beyond true beginners. :(

And some culinary education for you all! :rolleyes: The American "tamale pie" sounds suspiciously like our centuries-old, Norman-French-Canadian tourtiere. Copycat! Copycat! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
What are the newlyweds doing?

Well, it has been over 26 years since we were newlyweds, and I remember what we were doing, but nobody was taking any pictures of it. :lol:

:lol::lol:B)

Hi Peter :D Welcome to silly-ville!

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