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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

Sarah, I think the word you were looking for in the *bleep* scenario was Fathead Jerks.....

:lol:

Yes! Put lots of amaretto in your tea, :blink: throw on that black outfit, and SEIZE THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

OMG!!!!!!!!!! chapped lips alert.......for those of you who saw my chapped lips thread........I went to bed w/ coconut oil and vitamin E last night....used it all day yesterday.........and OMG for the FIRST time in many years, MY LIPS ARE NOT PEELING THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Patti - I've ordered your Badger stuff........

must resurrect the thread as now need to know what sort of gloss I can use..........


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Patti - I've ordered your Badger stuff........

:o Please tell me it's lip balm :lol:

tom Contributor
Well, let's just say you don't miss a conversation on sex ...

Hehehehe well well, if THAT's not the wheat calling the barley gluteny!

:P

.... Did I? ...Don't recall anyone but our model being naked...

Gawd, can you imagine?

Yessssssssss

Group Life Drawing 101...where everyone is naked. :lol::lol:

In my version the budding artists are former Playmates. :o

<uhoh . .. . ..things are .. . .umm . .. .changing?

:lol:

I have sent a pm to the girl in Fresno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..........OMG I have the BEST GI to send her to!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm a bit of a pickle .. . .I'm wondering about the next Fresnoan looking for the BEST GI, and reading that thread.

I know we don't generally put Dr's names in posts, but if it's entirely positive, or a proclamation of one who's the paragon ... . .can't hurt can it?

<ugh uncomfortable feeling of being unnecessarily nitpicky .. . . . ^_^ >

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Sting wears panties???? :blink:

I know!!!!

I think it's a vicious rumour!!!!!

elye Community Regular
where's the magic triangle of life??????? I neeeeeeeed to go back a week :P

I hear you, Nikki....Need The Triangle of Life!! (Wonder if there's one in Europe, and one over here?)... :lol:

OMG!!! Grody.

Sorry about not being silly, but I HAD to vent for a moment!!!

Sarah said grody :lol: . Haven't used that splendid word in eons...

Sting wears panties????

That man can wear whatever he likes....

Yup, got the outfit laid out, and I am NOT going to second-guess myself. I'm just going to put it on and forget about crappy stuff, and have fun!!!

Ah....but...is it the same one as last year? ;):lol:

SO WHAT? Life is just far too short, isn't it, for that kind of stress?

OMG!!!!!!!!!! chapped lips alert.......

Thanks for this info, Susie! Perfect timing. I need good lip products due to my tip-of-tongue-sticking-out quirk. Promotes a plethora of chapping...

:lol:

tom Contributor
.........and OMG for the FIRST time in many years, MY LIPS ARE NOT PEELING THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Woohooo!! :D:)

For idunnoHOWmanyyears, my lips were so dry, cracked, peeling, and (blech) occasionally bleeding.

Just ANOTHER little thing that ended once that evil FINAL food intolerance was found in June!!! Yay June!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:):wacko:

elye Community Regular
In my version the budding artists are former Playmates. :o

<uhoh . .. . ..things are .. . .umm . .. .changing?

:lol::lol::lol::lol: TMI, Tom.... :lol:

<ugh uncomfortable feeling of being unnecessarily nitpicky .. . . . ^_^ >

Well...perhaps that uncomfortable feeling is simply being caused by things...changing.


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tom Contributor
I'll put him up in my av...gotta find a shot of him.

Brett looks a lot like your Dad!!

elye Community Regular
Brett looks a lot like your Dad!!

:lol::lol:

Cannot find one of him in my comuter, and my scanner's not working...

Wait'll Christmas, Suzie. I'll take a good one of him then.

Actually, he does look like my dad...I'll post one of dad when he was young, got a couple of those....

Okay, so picture my dad in his Dalai Lama persona. That's it!

:lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
but is charging me for not having updated the ADDRESS on my license.

Uh, oh .... I'd better get a new license ... I finally updated my SS card ... never did have my married name put on it until they came after me this year .... so now that I've done that, I can go get my driver's license.

OMG!!!!!!!!!! chapped lips alert.......for those of you who saw my chapped lips thread........I went to bed w/ coconut oil and vitamin E last night....used it all day yesterday.........and OMG for the FIRST time in many years, MY LIPS ARE NOT PEELING THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:
Congrats!

<ugh uncomfortable feeling of being unnecessarily nitpicky .. . . . ^_^ >

yeah, right, since when does Nitwit Spice feel uncomfortable being nitpicky?????

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Very good find's at Sal's today Emily. I got a new skirt for work, dress pants, a cute purse, capri's, and a new top....$13.

I missed alot on her last night too....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:o Please tell me it's lip balm :lol:

:lol:

oh your mind is in the gutter now isn't it?

Hmmm a bit of a pickle .. . .I'm wondering about the next Fresnoan looking for the BEST GI, and reading that thread.

I know we don't generally put Dr's names in posts, but if it's entirely positive, or a proclamation of one who's the paragon ... . .can't hurt can it?

<ugh uncomfortable feeling of being unnecessarily nitpicky .. . . . ^_^ >

nitpicky....yes.......

just wanted to pm her so she would FO' SHO' get the info! I'll write it on the thread......

~alex~ Explorer
It was of course possible that you misjudged the amaretto/tea ratio - but I am intrigued at this concoction :unsure: ...what tea do you use ???

White tea is my tea du jour but any old tea . . . Earl Grey, Red Rose will work . The important thing is the amaretto, Disarono in particular. I highly recommend it, especially on days that involve contact with Fatheads.

Pardon me for mentioning Celiac on the non-Celiac subforum but . . . today I realized that you know you have Celiac when you want to run up and hug the Costco sample lady because she mentions the phrase gluten-free while extolling the virtues of her sample but you still couldn't imagine yourself actually feeling safe enough to eat the sample anyway! But on that note if anyone is looking for gluten-free sausage, head over to Costco.

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Pardon me for mentioning Celiac on the non-Celiac subforum but . . . today I realized that you know you have Celiac when you want to run up and hug the Costco sample lady because she mentions the phrase gluten-free while extolling the virtues of her sample but you still couldn't imagine yourself actually feeling safe enough to eat the sample anyway! But on that note if anyone is looking for gluten-free sausage, head over to Costco.

I hear you there.

I know I was ready to hug a woman at Wegmans one day when she offered me a sample and I declined since the salad had croutons on it..She then made me my own, cause the sample was for some Salad dressing. The dressing itself was gluten-free since it was listed on the bottle of their house brand. My friend said I could pick out the croutons...the woman giving the sample said, no she needs to be careful off CC. I will make her a new salad. I was so happy!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
White tea is my tea du jour but any old tea . . . Earl Grey, Red Rose will work . The important thing is the amaretto, Disarono in particular. I highly recommend it, especially on days that involve contact with Fatheads.

Excellent!!! My tea du jour is Earl Grey, - and I've wanted to get some Disarono after being impressed by the advert - and hopefully after a couple - WHO CARES about the fathead jerk!!!!! :lol:

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Both death by acid??? :unsure:

tom Contributor
Pardon me for mentioning Celiac on the non-Celiac subforum but . ....

Oh ~alex~, no pardoning req'd. We don't follow the rules here!!!!!

<celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac celiac>

See?

:lol:

. . . today I realized that you know you have Celiac when you want to run up and hug the Costco sample lady because she mentions the phrase gluten-free while extolling the virtues of her sample but you still couldn't imagine yourself actually feeling safe enough to eat the sample anyway!

:D been THERE!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Cannot find one of him in my comuter, and my scanner's not working...

Wait'll Christmas, Suzie. I'll take a good one of him then.

Actually, he does look like my dad...I'll post one of dad when he was young, got a couple of those....

Okay, so picture my dad in his Dalai Lama persona. That's it!

:lol:

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!! I want to see a picture THIS INSTANT of your brother! :angry:

:lol:

Wait.......are you saying your brother looks like the Dalai Lama? :blink: 'Cause, I think he's a really nice man (the Dalai), but I don't really think he's a major hottie, or anything..... :lol:

Very good find's at Sal's today Emily. I got a new skirt for work, dress pants, a cute purse, capri's, and a new top....$13.

:angry:

they raised the prices at our Salvation ARmy.........all the good stuff is now actually often MORE than it cost originally.......... :angry: 'tis EGREGIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pardon me for mentioning Celiac on the non-Celiac subforum but . . . today I realized that you know you have Celiac when you want to run up and hug the Costco sample lady because she mentions the phrase gluten-free while extolling the virtues of her sample but you still couldn't imagine yourself actually feeling safe enough to eat the sample anyway! But on that note if anyone is looking for gluten-free sausage, head over to Costco.

OMG was it Amy's sausage? SOOOOOOOOO good on the barbecue!

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*snort*

excellent subtlety. So........are you on your second one now? I hope you're not still getting ideas from Larissa Schuster's disposal method................ :blink:

:lol:

Excellent!!! My tea du jour is Earl Grey, - and I've wanted to get some Disarono after being impressed by the advert - and hopefully after a couple - WHO CARES about the fathead jerk!!!!! :lol:

Both death by acid??? :unsure:

Green12 Enthusiast
Pardon me for mentioning Celiac on the non-Celiac subforum but . . . today I realized that you know you have Celiac when you want to run up and hug the Costco sample lady because she mentions the phrase gluten-free while extolling the virtues of her sample but you still couldn't imagine yourself actually feeling safe enough to eat the sample anyway! But on that note if anyone is looking for gluten-free sausage, head over to Costco.

I hear you there.

I know I was ready to hug a woman at Wegmans one day when she offered me a sample and I declined since the salad had croutons on it..She then made me my own, cause the sample was for some Salad dressing. The dressing itself was gluten-free since it was listed on the bottle of their house brand. My friend said I could pick out the croutons...the woman giving the sample said, no she needs to be careful off CC. I will make her a new salad. I was so happy!

Oh Happy Day! One giant leap forward for Celiac-kind :lol::lol:

I have a story on the other side of the spectrum, it seems my Whole Foods is training the folks there to say "Nothing" is gluten-free, due to the fact that they can't guarantee cc, which I totally understand....but they have taken the ingredient lists away (I was looking at the candy case). I needed to verify not only gluten-free but cf, soy free, etc, and was not able to view ingredients, when I asked about something containing gluten they said nope, not a thing was gluten-free. :( It's only when I purchased something and they printed out the label, which has the ingredient list on it, was I able to read what was in it, btw no gluten to be found. Crazy.

It seems like a one step forward/two steps back kind of thing as far as disclosure of ingredients/labeling.

tom Contributor
yeah, right, since when does Nitwit Spice feel uncomfortable being nitpicky?????

Well, there's the rub. It's NoSoyBoy that's uncomfortable w/ it!

That freakin' NitWit is safely tucked away in the vicinity of the soymilk aisle, or the Gluten-free Casein-free cookie aisle or perhaps, if properly attired, in the freezer w/ that faaaaaaaanTAStic SoyDelicious brand of fake ice cream. :P

P.S. Oh! Oh! Forgot to mention a couple days ago. I've got a date for Saturday night! :D

Well, ok, maybe it's not really a real date (I should really get this clarified) .... .. hmmm .. . .. .old girlfriend Mei's Tennis Club is having an end-of-season party.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
P.S. Oh! Oh! Forgot to mention a couple days ago. I've got a date for Saturday night! :D

Well, ok, maybe it's not really a real date (I should really get this clarified) .... .. hmmm .. . .. .old girlfriend Mei's Tennis Club is having an end-of-season party.

Don't play it down Tom!!!....at least you are invited to a christmas do (more than I) :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Both death by acid??? :unsure:

I'm not tellin :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well, there's the rub. . .

I've always liked that phrase. That and Bob's your Uncle.

Jess - "2" - as if we might have forgotten the question!!!! :lol::lol: Still got number 2 or is he stored away in a 55-gallon drum?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Don't play it down Tom!!!....at least you are invited to a christmas do (more than I) :lol:

Me too . . . Hubby has had two do's this week and one more tomorrow. I wasn't invited to any of them . . . all work related . . . at least I don't have to worry about what I'm gonna wear (jeans) or what to do with my hair (comb it) . . . huh, Sarah?

Darn210 Enthusiast
It's NoSoyBoy that's uncomfortable w/ it!

Does NoSoyBoy come with a cape? or tights?

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