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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast

We are obsessed with bathroom habits, behaviors, bathrooms, and restrooms in general!

Analyzing, picking everything apart, swapping stories, debating, flow charts......

What is wrong with us?


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tom Contributor

Gah! Too many comment-worthy bits!!!

. ... , rather like a Poop Cairn. :lol:

:o:lol::lol: ohhhhhhh-miGod now I *HAVE* heard it all! :lol:

:lol: 'twas built by a man, not by me. That part was good.....

I've heard of guys who do the driving even when it's the woman's car, which I find reeeee-dikaluss, but no Man can sit idly by watching the woman build the fire. Something primal about it all makes it com-puhLEETly emasculating.

....I am wondering when I have to take Stinker's photo out of my av?

No need to hurry, dingy. :)

I finally found my Mastercard ("priceless") little ditty I wrote about Stinker after one of her surgeries.......may post it, wanted to do it before but could not locate it......will it be weird?

:lol: LOL weird compared to what? THIS thread?

BIG SUR is only the most magic place in all the world.......I will explain it to you later........

It can be explained??????????????????????

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ate a chicken bowl from El Pollo. Tom - - I can't find out ANY information about the rice - - I THINK IT HAS GLUTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o (crap - fluids will be flowing tomorrow if that is the case)

SOOOOOOOOOOOO

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As far as I know, only the chicken and the pintos are gluten-free!!! :ph34r:

Let us know how it comes turns out?

I had to use the bathroom at Chipotle yesterday in Montery - in a big hurry - used the men's - -good Lord - - HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rivers of Wee everywhere - - and HOW HARD is it to flush a toilet? :huh:

I remember a very long time ago beginning the valued practice of choosing which shoes to wear based on how likely it would be to have to navigate that River. :ewww-faced-guy:

.....but when they found out who it was - each told me a story of His Royal Crankiness...........great fun... *snicker*

:lol: Can't wait for the book!

<fingers in ears>

la la la la la la la...........I.........can't......hear you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:

:lol:

Sheesh that was a lot of writing .. . ..

[Edit - hmm seeing it posted it doesn't look like so much. I think it's the trying to hurry and not miss any 'quote tags'. I need to shower before heading out to Trivia Night!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Sarah, where have you been? Did you go to Big Sur with Susie and Annie?

Mtndog Collaborator

Ahhhh........a poop cairn!

:lol:

I have a case of the......shy bowels. :ph34r: Er, sumfin like dat. Have not had a poop since......last Thursday. Today is Tuesday.

Then my bowels must be perpetual wallflowers!!!!!!!!

OMGosh...there's a Starbucks restroom near me that would make anyone shudder! :lol: Egads it was bad.

That's just not right!!!!!!!!!!

Try freshly squeezed lemon juice in hot water and drink it down, watermelon, magnesium citrate, or chocolate, all bring the bowels right out of their shells :lol::lol:

Take the chocolate and run!!!!!!!!!!!

all I can say is peoples arses explode and it is all over the place....Gross!!

Amanda- You're killing me -you are on a ROLL (of toilet paper?) :P

I just saw about Heath Ledger too....very sad. I loved him in 10 things I hate about you....Died too young....as soon as John said they found him dead at 28 I said I wonder about drugs....

He was SO cute in 10 Things I hate About you and absolutely heart-breaking in Brokeback Mountain!!!! I'm sad....

Last year I walked into the womans bathroom at work and someone left a log on the floor next to the toliet.

Someone is a piggy!

OMGAWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

SusieQ- SO glad you had fun! I miss Bbig Sur!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Last year I walked into the womans bathroom at work and someone left a log on the floor next to the toliet. I can see some people having runny accidents, I have been there, where I almost my!issed and all...But a log....sheesh! and these are women!

What bothers me is this is not a public bathroom in which you think, the rest of the hospital does not use it, visitors and such, it is off the beaten path and hard to find. There are only a few of us in the area to use this bathroom....

Someone is a piggy!

One of the companies that I worked for . . . way back when . . . had a real practical joker on staff. There were a total of about 12 of us in my department. Our offices and lab were a bit segregated from the rest of the place and we had one coed bathroom. (I prefered to walk downstairs to get to the designated women's restroom). Anyway, our joker "decorated" the toilet by smearing some chocolate and slightly molding a baby ruth bar and dangling some toilet paper. . . he would thoroughly enjoy this thread.

. . . what a waste of a perfectly good baby ruth.

elye Community Regular
BTW when the auditions came to Philly I was thinking of going to try out, even though I cannot sing....

Do it!! :lol:

Pooped in the exact same spot three times, all atop each other, rather like a Poop Cairn. :lol:

Hey!! A creative idea is brewing...Susie, did you read our idea of an idol for oracle Peter? We were debating the nature of it, the shape...Hmmmmm...

I finally found my Mastercard ("priceless") little ditty I wrote about Stinker after one of her surgeries.......may post it, wanted to do it before but could not locate it......will it be weird?

Weird? Here? :rolleyes:

You should post it, Susie. We'd like to read it!

He will be SO happy to rest his old, aching, cold bones on a soft bed in teh house.....I HATE THOSE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Good news...we're going to be offering them up as a sacrifice at the Temple of Oracle Peter...an offering to St. Roch, our patron saint of dogs. Quite fitting, and a cataclysmic release for us furious dog lovers.... ;)

Green12 Enthusiast
I finally found my Mastercard ("priceless") little ditty I wrote about Stinker after one of her surgeries.......may post it, wanted to do it before but could not locate it......will it be weird?

Susie, I want to repy to every sentence in your post, chock full of HILAR-ity

Rivers of wee, :lol::lol: gets me everytime......

YES, please do post Tika's priceless Mastercard moments, I would LOVE to read it :wub:

And yes, heinous neighbors will be sacraficed shortly fo the greater good.


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Green12 Enthusiast
Then my bowels must be perpetual wallflowers!!!!!!!!

:lol: Bev

All this poop flying around here must make your shy bowels green with envy?

Ridgewalker Contributor
Sarah, where have you been? Did you go to Big Sur with Susie and Annie?

:o I wish!

Noo, I've had a HEINOUS 2-day migraine... Crawled out of it at about 4:30 this evening, looking like Amy Winehouse dragged through a hedge backwards. Feeling muuuuuch better now.

I can't believe I missed Sophie's sports injury AND Monty Python quotes. Hmm.... what does it say that nearly all of us are Holy Grail fans???

Green12 Enthusiast
Noo, I've had a HEINOUS 2-day migraine... Crawled out of it at about 4:30 this evening, looking like Amy Winehouse dragged through a hedge backwards. Feeling muuuuuch better now.

So sorry about your migraine Sarah, glad you are feeling better :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Someone is a piggy!

:blink: WTH? they could not scoop up their LOG? OMG.....vomitous

We are obsessed with bathroom habits, behaviors, bathrooms, and restrooms in general!

Analyzing, picking everything apart, swapping stories, debating, flow charts......

What is wrong with us?

:lol: scatological humoUr, m'dear. Every one of us, little potty mouths. :lol:

Then my bowels must be perpetual wallflowers!!!!!!!!

:lol: oh Bev.......I sympathize....not so much fun........

. . . what a waste of a perfectly good baby ruth.

:blink:

:lol:

I am grossed out by that story in that someone actually had to TOUCH the toilet seat to smear the bar onto it.......ugh....... :huh:

Good news...we're going to be offering them up as a sacrifice at the Temple of Oracle Peter...an offering to St. Roch, our patron saint of dogs. Quite fitting, and a cataclysmic release for us furious dog lovers....

could there be a Poop Cairn involved in this also???? Say.....I've anotehr idea....Julie can save all of that poor dog's poop and pile it into a giant, fiery cairn in front of their home....thereby obfuscating the view while she steals their sweet dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

I can't believe I missed Sophie's sports injury AND Monty Python quotes. Hmm.... what does it say that nearly all of us are Holy Grail fans???

:lol: wouldn't the lot of them love us??????? if they read our madness, maybe they'd make a MOVIE about us!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

so sorry about your heinous migraine, sweetie........

OMG I am freezing................

where is that man to build a fire when I need him??????????????????????????? :lol:

Shoot, where is a man, period????????????????

Susie is pretty sure she is NEVER having a date again. BAH!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: (way too picky in my old age + paucity of men = Susie Dying Alone)

tom Contributor
Hey!! A creative idea is brewing...Susie, did you read our idea of an idol for oracle Peter? We were debating the nature of it, the shape...Hmmmmm...

Emilyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

That popped/pooped into my head too, but I refrained from insulting the Oracle in such a manner :lol::P

(Poop Cairn still cracking me up! :lol: Susie I hope that line's not stolen from a weekend compadre - uh-oh now I feel bad for even sugGESTing such a thing .. . . .. ...but .. ... :lol:

P.S. Grrrrrrrrrrrr Trivia Night got cancelled moments before I was out the door. :angry: NOWWWWWW what am I gonna do??

It's like some mental/social analog to ummmm azure-spheres(?)

cruelshoes Enthusiast

Well I got told my by my boss today that I need to spend less time on the internet at work. So now I can only be silly on my own time. WTF? Work computers are supposed to be for....work? Life is tough when you work for the Man.

Nice to meet you DingoGirl. Richard is enjoying himself over here in the Castle Anthrax makeup thread. Tomorrow we are done with makeovers and move on to "We must. We must. We must increase our bust."

I have a case of the......shy bowels. :ph34r: Er, sumfin like dat. Have not had a poop since......last Thursday. Today is Tuesday.

Zoiks! That is quite a while. Here's hoping you'll be "dropping the kids off at the pool" soon.

Nothing else to add. I am almost to 500 posts so I have to think really hard of something witty yet thought provoking to say under my avatar. I am having a brain fart and can't think of anything. Any ideas. Something without pubic hair and carnal knowledge of muppets maybe?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
(Poop Cairn still cracking me up! :lol: Susie I hope that line's not stolen from a weekend compadre - uh-oh now I feel bad for even sugGESTing such a thing .. . . .. ...but .. ... :lol:

the HELL you say!!!!!!!!!!!!! why, the noive!!!!!!!! :lol: No, just as I was typing, and remembering the look of the stacked poops and the oddity that the Weasel would choose the SAME location to do her bidness, it did occur to me that it looked like a cairn. :lol: :lol: :lol: Cracked self up over it, in fact. :lol:

Zoiks! That is quite a while. Here's hoping you'll be "dropping the kids off at the pool" soon.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

where DID we find her???????????????????????? :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Colleen life is rough when you are working....I too need to watch my computer time at work. Things have been busy so I have not been on as much but we have a new supervisor so I want to be safe. I do leave the board in a minimized window on the screen and I keep hitting refresh and then quickly popping into the vortex...

You could always leave the Man a nice suprise in his special boss-man bathroom! Compliments of your fellow sillies whom are going into Potty Withdrawls without you here to laugh with us :):)

I have been so potty-minded lately seriously what is going on!

Green12 Enthusiast
Well I got told my by my boss today that I need to spend less time on the internet at work. So now I can only be silly on my own time. WTF? Work computers are supposed to be for....work? Life is tough when you work for the Man.

Colleen, NOOOOOOOOOO! Does this mean your work will take you away from the EM thread?!?!?!? :lol:

"We must. We must. We must increase our bust."

:lol: You so funny!

where DID we find her???????????????????????? :lol:

Mango's mad make up cult thread :D

tom Contributor
Noo, I've had a HEINOUS 2-day migraine...

Arrrgh!! Any idea what caused it?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Night Night Sillies, timest for me to hit the hay!

Emily see you in the morning, same time same place!

Ridgewalker Contributor
Arrrgh!! Any idea what caused it?

We-ell, I suppose it could have been any one of a handful of self-destructive bad habits I can't seem to shake, such as extreme quantities of Diet Coke and cigarettes... :ph34r: Gluten was EASY to give up, by comparison!

Ridgewalker Contributor

:o OMG. Jay Leno had one of those animal experts on with a couple parrots... And this parrot just sang Yankee Doodle Dandy. That was awesome.

(easily amused)

tom Contributor
I am almost to 500 posts so I have to think really hard of something witty yet thought provoking to say under my avatar. I am having a brain fart and can't think of anything. Any ideas. Something without pubic hair and carnal knowledge of muppets maybe?

Hmmmm "Let's talk poop" & "No hoglet knickers required" have already been used. Wish I could he'p.

Maybe "Baabaa-babaa ba-baabaa-babaa-ba"

LOL :lol: Do I need to finish the chorus? (It goes w/ your avatar)

the HELL you say!!!!!!!!!!!!! why, the noive!!!!!!!! :lol:

:lol: I don't really have anything to say. Just wanted an excuse to type Poop Cairn ag'in. :lol: :lol:

We-ell, I suppose it could have been any one of a handful of self-destructive bad habits I can't seem to shake. .. .

Ahhhhhhhh crack withdrawals will getcha every time :(:ph34r:

Oh wait . .you're out in the country, right? Hillbilly heroin then? :wacko:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

Emily I see you posting!!! How are you this morning? I could have used some more sleep. It's still cold too.

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Amanda!! Got yer refresh button at the ready?

...looking like Amy Winehouse dragged through a hedge backwards.

:lol::lol: I am filing this terrific verbal snapshot away for when I look my worst...

Nice to meet you DingoGirl. Richard is enjoying himself over here in the Castle Anthrax makeup thread. Tomorrow we are done with makeovers and move on to "We must. We must. We must increase our bust."

Richard with a set of 42DDs?! It gets better and better...Where is he with his magic picture-pimping? :lol:

Nothing else to add. I am almost to 500 posts so I have to think really hard of something witty yet thought provoking to say under my avatar.

Uh...Colleen...you do know what tends to transpire if you flip over to five hundred while on this thread....don't you? Fluids, man. Of all natures, and from everywhere. Bodily, automotive, insulating....you name it. You'll need tarps. :o:lol:

it did occur to me that it looked like a cairn.

Being from up here, whenever Gus does a couple of poops on the same spot, it remarkably resembles an inukshuk. These ancient Inuit sculptures give messages and directions to lost travellers in the tundra. I haven't been able to decipher the messages from Gus's efforts. I have sensed messages like, "I want a piece of steak", and "I think my glands are kinda full, here".....

So Susie, perhaps Annie was attempting to form an inukshuk...maybe she had a message for you. Keep an eye on further efforts... :rolleyes::lol:

cruelshoes Enthusiast
You could always leave the Man a nice suprise in his special boss-man bathroom! Compliments of your fellow sillies whom are going into Potty Withdrawls without you here to laugh with us :):)

I am making a note of this one. I'm sure it would reflect positively on my performance review that is coming up in 2 months. :lol:

Colleen, NOOOOOOOOOO! Does this mean your work will take you away from the EM thread?!?!?!? :lol:

I still get to take part in the thread, but I have to do it before and after work. So I'll just have to say how beautiful I am going to look, and then talk about how beautiful I was at the end of the day. I think maybe I can sneak in a tiny peak on my lunch break. Especially on the day the special changes. :lol:

Maybe "Baabaa-babaa ba-baabaa-babaa-ba"

LOL :lol: Do I need to finish the chorus? (It goes w/ your avatar)

Well, I did briefly consider "Beat on the Brat" or Gabba Gabba Hey", but it seems so...expected. Are you a Ramones fan, Tom? If so, I think I have a teeny tiny crush on you. Won't you join Richard over on the makeup thread? We loves our mens over there.

Uh...Colleen...you do know what tends to transpire if you flip over to five hundred while on this thread....don't you? Fluids, man. Of all natures, and from everywhere. Bodily, automotive, insulating....you name it. You'll need tarps. :o:lol:

Donning the slicker and preparing for the onslaught, captain. I'll have to make sure I pass 500 on one of the other threads. Maybe one that goes like this:

Can I eat a little gluten?

No .

Maybe once a year?

Nope.

Not ever?

Nada. Bupkis.

Maybe I should rephrase the question......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Naughty Naughty Colleen.....on the net at work and not work-related.....Shame!

Where does that leave me....LOL!

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