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elye Community Regular
I had a whole menu planned and guests coming over but had to cancel because I got vertigo yesterday and am still really dizzy today :o

Oh, Julie! :o Hope everything's okay. What a shame, you having planned a wee wee get-together (!) and now you're felled with vertigo. This is heinous. Now, you're not drunk, are ye? :o;):lol:

I've also asked her to do a butt-scoot on the very lovely cream carpet in her living room....but we've decided to wait on that until JUST before her guests arrive on Tues. night.

Wait! Don't get Annie to scoot across the prize living room carpet...we gotta pull out the big guns, here. FIND THAT YETI! No one can do a carpet like him..... :o:lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
My big complaint about the pre show is what in the HECk was Ryan Seacrest and a red carpet doing there?

:o

OMG - WHAT? He's everywhere. Missed that one - - had I seen it, my rant would have been much longer. :lol:

Yes, those viruses DO go around that cause vertigo......I do hope your case isn't too severe. Nevertheless, Annie and I are on our way, do keep that end of the couch cleared, we are excited about your wee wee party. ;) And don't you worry, you won't have to lift a finger, Annie will do everything. ;) (not really - I just tell myself that)

Wait! Don't get Annie to scoot across the prize living room carpet...we gotta pull out the big guns, here. FIND THAT YETI! No one can do a carpet like him..... :o:lol:

:rolleyes:

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!! Yes, whoever's got him, I'll need him here by Tuesday for a very dramatic and well-timed Butt Scoot.

*snort*

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
I wanna come too! :)

Patt, I'd love for you to come!

I have plenty of yummy gluten-free food, and plenty of room on the big comfy couch. :)

Oh, Julie! :o Hope everything's okay. What a shame, you having planned a wee wee get-together (!) and now you're felled with vertigo. This is heinous. Now, you're not drunk, are ye? :o;):lol:

Hmmm, maybe that's it, a suspicious ingredient in my lime sauce :o

:lol:

Thanks Emily, I would be fine if the world would stop turning right in front of my eyes,

:o

OMG - WHAT? He's everywhere. Missed that one - - had I seen it, my rant would have been much longer. :lol:

Yes, those viruses DO go around that cause vertigo......I do hope your case isn't too severe. Nevertheless, Annie and I are on our way, do keep that end of the couch cleared, we are excited about your wee wee party. ;)And don't you worry, you won't have to lift a finger, Annie will do everything. ;) (not really - I just tell myself that)

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Annie can have at the kitchen!

You must not have watched the preshow, they had a Hollywood style "red carpet" set up with Ryan Seacrest working it, pure CRAZINESS.

And most of the "stars" that walked said Super Bowl red carpet were from Fox shows like House, American Idol, etc.

elye Community Regular

Not too exciting a game so far, is it?.... <_<

Tom Petty looked great. If only he'd cut his hair......

jerseyangel Proficient

Just saw Tom Petty--his hair looks just like it did 20 years go when he was on the Gary Shandling Show :D

He looks good, though for his age. We enjoyed it.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Emily I was thinking the same thing, Tom Petty still has it...but the hair needs to go. I am not into long hair. He did a great performance though, American Girl is my favorite Tom Petty song.

I did hear Van Halen is coming to Hershey...I may look into getting tickets. Since I dont think I will make the Bon Jovi concert which is out towards Philly.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
You must not have watched the preshow, they had a Hollywood style "red carpet" set up with Ryan Seacrest working it, pure CRAZINESS.

And most of the "stars" that walked said Super Bowl red carpet were from Fox shows like House, American Idol, etc.

:o

OMG - this is just WRONG. :lol: I will accept it for the Oscars, Golden Globes, etc. - but now the SUPER BOWL red carpet? good gawd........just silly, really. :huh:

Not too exciting a game so far, is it?.... <_<

Tom Petty looked great. If only he'd cut his hair......

Tom Petty. Susie is pleased. Good, solid, GROWN UP (adult) American Rocker. V. glad they didn't have some insipid teenager like......Hannah Montana or something, given how incredibly young the crowd around the stage looked (they probably don't even KNOW who Tom Petty is)......

I am watching a marathon of Keeping Up Appearances on PBS. :lol: Hyacinth Boo-kay, perfect for a rainy Sunday.

but I am BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mellow: been trapped in my house for too long.

And..........starting to wonder whether I"ll EVER EVER EVER EVER have a date again w/ a man I LIKE. :huh:

pathetic. got to get OUT of this town.

<OMG why am I thinking of this right now? what in hell is going on? maybe because I really COULD have died alone in this last siege>

:huh:

:lol:


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I know, I am glad there was no young-ins singing.

What did you all think of Jordyn Sparks singing the national anthem?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
What did you all think of Jordyn Sparks singing the national anthem?

oh - I missed that - - - I am not remotely a fan of Jordan Sparks and.....never quite understood how she won Idol...... :ph34r:

Back to Hyacinth. Have to keep checking computer, I am bidding on some shoes (for my Lady of Leeeeeeeeeeeezure suit) on ebay. ;)

Green12 Enthusiast

Yes Emily, I have to concur, the Super Bowl is a bit BORING at the moment....

I have scoped out some alternatives:

The Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet?

The CLoser marathon on TNT?

and a personal favorite, a Murder She Wrote marathon on the Hallmark network :lol: Good ol Jessica Fletcher :D

Tom Petty rocked it out at half time! Excellent!

And I thought JS did a good job singing the National Anthem

I enjoyed Alicia Keyes performance too in the pre show.

Yep Susie, Ryan Seacrest and the whole trying to "Hollywood" it up was heinous. I like men, sweaty men, and all things football, former players, current players, coaches, etc.

I don't want to hear about who threw the best party and where Paris Hilton was....

DID YOUR LOL GET THERE FROM OLD NAVY??? You didn't say if you liked it or not, or maybe you did and I missed it??? Details!!! Do tell!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DID YOUR LOL GET THERE FROM OLD NAVY??? You didn't say if you liked it or not, or maybe you did and I missed it??? Details!!! Do tell!

:lol:

Oh Julie, sorry to keep you on the edge of your seat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, the LOL suit did arrive! It is a true raisin coloUr - chocolate brown, so NOT burgundy. I THINK I like it.......yet have to wait until I feel better, try it on w/ appropriate accoutrements, etc. I was too befuddled to tell if I really LOVED it........the pants were a bit loose.......but better than too tight, eh?

A Murder She Wrote marathon............dear gawdddddddddd.................. :lol:

OMG - did you guys know we have some fabulous asian chefs on this forum? Just TRY and go and read that phyllo dough/ voul-a-vent thread WITHOUT having your mouth water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was out of my mind.........the American diet is just so bloody.......pedestrian compared to what these two are eating.... :lol:

(I'm like the spy/ thread-reporter today, am I not? ) :blink:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Giants are leading!!! John is getting all excited and loud..makes me want to say indoor voice to them.

psawyer Proficient
Giants are leading!!! John is getting all excited and loud..makes me want to say indoor voice to them.

Giants won, 17-14. David kicked the s**t out of Goliath (maybe I got the quote wrong).

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Woo-hoo Giants! Very good final quarter!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Woo-hoo Giants! Very good final quarter!

Janet is Pleased!!! . . . I root for two teams. The Colts and whoever is playing the Patriots. Plus, you gotta love that back-to-back Manning family win. Some genes, huh?

nikki-uk Enthusiast

:huh: Superbowl??? :huh:

...and UGH to Ryan Seacrest.....he's everywhere HERE too!!! :blink: ...obviously on American Idol ...but also on my favoUrite London radio station!!!!....drives me insane....something about his voice grates on me :angry:

Nicola - what are "skyhooks?" :blink:

Presumably things you hook into the sky??...Hmph!!...dunno...never asked for 'em

Okay - MOMS - help me - - see, I started feeling awful last Wednesday, got worse and worse, today is better, I am upright, but glands are still quite painful......ears/throat, still killing me......do I STILL need go to to the doctor? (my own mom says yes) Feeling better - -but still - - in great pain.........

Mummy DOES know best....get the doc to have a look ;)

Since I have a key, I am thinkig I"ll just barge in and........soil the carpet...... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pleeeease tell me you mean muddy boots & NOT the first thing that sprung to mind when you said 'soil' :o:lol:

entire shows about commercials and all kinds of b@#$%$#%.......

:lol: Spoken like a native....a plethora of b@#$%$#% maybe? :lol:

I am watching a marathon of Keeping Up Appearances on PBS. :lol: Hyacinth Boo-kay, perfect for a rainy Sunday.

I LOVE this programME ....especially the long suffering, nervous neighboUr who always spills her coffee :D

Yes, the LOL suit did arrive! It is a true raisin coloUr - chocolate brown, so NOT burgundy. I THINK I like it.......yet have to wait until I feel better, try it on w/ appropriate accoutrements, etc. I was too befuddled to tell if I really LOVED it........the pants were a bit loose.......but better than too tight, eh?

Loose pants on a LOL suit???......if only....

(I'm like the spy/ thread-reporter today, am I not? ) :blink:

Indeed you are!!! - reading ALL manner of OTHER threads.....you NEED to get your priorities sorted !!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Good morning Sillies!

Emily where are you, I don't even see you here yet??? :)

John is still smiling over the Giants victory. Welcome to Monday...another week ahead of us. It is rainy and dreary and I could have slept a few more hours. Right now I am struggling to keep my eyes open.

elye Community Regular

Ah! Ya beat me, Amanda! ;):D

Wow....boooooorrrrring game until the last minute!

Yes, we were up late talking about it and trying to ramp down the adrenalin. Now I feel the lack of sleep...

Carry on, tired Sillies.... :):rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I was up a little late too, since Saturday night we stayed up way too late watching a movie and then slept till 10ish yesterday. My body didn't want to go to bed for work.

dlp252 Apprentice
Just saw Tom Petty--his hair looks just like it did 20 years go when he was on the Gary Shandling Show :D

He looks good, though for his age. We enjoyed it.

Yes, and I thought he actually sounded better than when he was younger...really enjoyed his performance last night.

I am watching a marathon of Keeping Up Appearances on PBS. :lol: Hyacinth Boo-kay, perfect for a rainy Sunday.

LOVE that show, lol!

Wow....boooooorrrrring game until the last minute!

Yes, last two minutes VERY exciting, lol. Must admit I didn't watch much of the middle of the game (except for halftime)...it was so boring mostly that I was watching the Wedding Cake competition on the Food Network until the last two minutes of the game. :P

elye Community Regular

Hey, where is everybody? I usually get home at lunch and there's a whole page to read! All recovering from football..... :P

Well, got my first email entry on DH's phart chart a few minutes ago: 5. FIVE!! Remarkable. A week ago it was what, 65 by noon? I wait with bated breath for the final count at bedtime..... :lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I know, such quiet sillies today....Wake Up Everyone!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Pleeeease tell me you mean muddy boots & NOT the first thing that sprung to mind when you said 'soil' :o:lol:

;) Oh I think you know exactly what I meant. :lol:

I LOVE this programME ....especially the long suffering, nervous neighboUr who always spills her coffee :D

:lol: Yes, I love how she and her brother shriek all the time upon hearing Hyacinth's voice.....

Yes, last two minutes VERY exciting, lol. Must admit I didn't watch much of the middle of the game (except for halftime)...it was so boring mostly that I was watching the Wedding Cake competition on the Food Network until the last two minutes of the game. :P

See, this is why I am not allowed to have expanded cable......I would have watched this ALL DAY.....into the night.........and every day thereafter. :blink: *sigh* The Food Channel.......HGTV....... not allowed.

But I did see again last night Meet the Fockers - - several guffaws.......just the silliest movie ever and EXACTLY the right actors for the parts. :lol:

Well, got my first email entry on DH's phart chart a few minutes ago: 5. FIVE!! Remarkable. A week ago it was what, 65 by noon? I wait with bated breath for the final count at bedtime..... :lol::lol:

OMG Em - - is he gluten-free already? When did he start? Remind me again.....I was in a delirium......he WAS tested to be gluten-intolerant, correct? Details, again please......

Feeling much better today, sillies. :) No trip to doctor will be required.

Poor Annie -- I think both just got fatter during mommy's bedridden state. Did not help that I was throwing miniature marshmallows (BLECH! the homemade ones are just so superior!) at her yesterday, for...something to do....... :lol::ph34r:

Where's Bev? Where's Sarah? mygawd, have we lost SArah forever? :huh:

And.......wasn't there someone new who asked to join us - - and then we never saw her again?

:lol: :lol:

I'm not surprised.

elye Community Regular
OMG Em - - is he gluten-free already? When did he start? Remind me again.....I was in a delirium......he WAS tested to be gluten-intolerant, correct? Details, again please......

He got his Enterolab results on Thursday...no surprise: high levels of all three antibodies, and a seriously elevated fecal fat count. Amazing, I think, that his blood panel was "very negative" (exact words of the gastroenterologist), as was his biopsy ...Unbelievable how misleading some tests are!

You're all better, Susie! Yay! You can come out to play!

Did not help that I was throwing miniature marshmallows (BLECH! the homemade ones are just so superior!) at her yesterday, for...something to do....... :lol::ph34r:

:lol::lol:

Does Annie catch foodstuffs that you toss at her? Gus is amazingly talented at this.

And.......wasn't there someone new who asked to join us - - and then we never saw her again?

Yes!! The smurf lady......

Where is she?! I was very careful...... :ph34r::rolleyes:

tom Contributor
And..........starting to wonder whether I"ll EVER EVER EVER EVER have a date again w/ a man I LIKE. :huh:

Is the past littered w/ instances of agreeing to dates w/ ppl you don't even LIKE?? :wacko:

Or was that just gluten-brain S :wacko: :wacko: SIE

What did you all think of Jordyn Sparks singing the national anthem?

I was pleasantly surprised. Being local, she was BIG news in Phx last yr (or whenever), but I don't think I'd ever heard her sing.

Great soft tone to start & great command of her voice displayed through the end.

. .. . . .. I like men, sweaty men, and all things football, former players, . . . ..

Oooh-la-La!!

Have I ever mentioned my 3-touchdown Thanksgiving Day game?? :lol: :lol:

Wow....boooooorrrrring game until the last minute!

GAH!! Bite your tongue, foreigner!!!!!!

Pretty much EVERY PLAY, I had to be as 'on the edge of seat' as one can possibly be during full reclination of a big comfy recliner :mellow::wacko:

Em!! FIVE!?????? :o

<tom notices it's exactly 1/13th of a half-fortnight ago>

(phortnight??)

;) Oh I think you know exactly what I meant. :lol:

:lol:

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