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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well now....

Give us a hint? B)

*snigger*

*snort*

:lol:

not today....another time....... :P

HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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jerseyangel Proficient
*snigger*

*snort*

:lol:

not today....another time....... :P

HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M-m-m-m.....playing it coy, are we?

When you're ready ;)

Nosey, aren't I :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Ok--will someone please come and take these Tootsie Rolls away from me? I know it's Valentine's Day and all, but I must have eaten about 6 of the little buggers.....so far.... :ph34r:

dlp252 Apprentice
Ok--will someone please come and take these Tootsie Rolls away from me? I know it's Valentine's Day and all, but I must have eaten about 6 of the little buggers.....so far.... :ph34r:

If you'll take away the Dove Dark Chocolate hearts that are all over my desk... :P I've had more than 6 I think! :ph34r:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Ok--will someone please come and take these Tootsie Rolls away from me? I know it's Valentine's Day and all, but I must have eaten about 6 of the little buggers.....so far.... :ph34r:

I did that last week when someone brought a bag to work to share.

Last night I ate almost the entire jumbo bag oif Cadbury Mini Eggs....yikes!

tom Contributor
.......though.........was out until 3 a.m. :ph34r: Well not OUT exactly but more - UP until 3......

and no - - I'm not telling ;)

moo-hooo-hoo-hoooo-ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! Love to torture my sillies.........

I don't celebrate or acknowledge VD . ...

Oh please . .. . ..there MUST have been at least the slightest acknowledgement after the clock struck twelve! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
If you'll take away the Dove Dark Chocolate hearts that are all over my desk... :P I've had more than 6 I think! :ph34r:

I did that last week when someone brought a bag to work to share.

Last night I ate almost the entire jumbo bag oif Cadbury Mini Eggs....yikes!

Sillies AND chocoholics :lol:

At least I'm in some good company :D


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CarlaB Enthusiast

Hi everyone! Just thought I'd pop in to say hi and Happy Valentine's Day!

Sorry I haven't been around much, I'm making up for lost time .... lots of catch-up to do after being sick for five years. :) I'm also working part-time for Adam .... and no, I can't get online at work, I'm doing job take-offs and quotes, so it keeps me busy and stretches my mind .... have to get that brain working again, LOL.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Carla-congrats on the job!! :):) I only popped into the Vortex 3 times at work today...a new record for me :)

CarlaB Enthusiast

Thank you ... LOL! Hubby owns the company ... I just never thought I'd be the type to be sleeping with the boss .... they really need the help .... plus I'm hourly, so I can come and go as I please, LOL. But when I'm there, I'm a good example to everyone else and don't get online. :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh please . .. . ..there MUST have been at least the slightest acknowledgement after the clock struck twelve! :lol:

not a word was spoken about Valentine's, last night or today! It's actually a non-event in my life - a made-up holiday and another reason for women to be mad at men who let them down :lol: Ridiculous!!!!!!!!

Sillies AND chocoholics :lol:

At least I'm in some good company :D

and OMG! I did not know tootsie rolls were gluten-free - - oh thanks, thanks a LOT for that information......... :angry:

:lol: yeah - another thing for me to binge on er - I mean - on which to binge :ph34r:

Green12 Enthusiast
Sillies AND chocoholics :lol:

At least I'm in some good company :D

I'm behind!!!!

But hopefully soon I will be joining all of you silly chocoholics, I'm fixin to get my chocolate on in a few if somenoe can come up with a recipe for me in the baking section :lol:

dlp252 Apprentice
But hopefully soon I will be joining all of you silly chocoholics, I'm fixin to get my chocolate on in a few if somenoe can come up with a recipe for me in the baking section :lol:

:o Oh no...BAKING chocolate stuff.... what is that? I don't know that word BAKING! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Ok--will someone please come and take these Tootsie Rolls away from me? I know it's Valentine's Day and all, but I must have eaten about 6 of the little buggers.....so far.... :ph34r:

If you'll take away the Dove Dark Chocolate hearts that are all over my desk... :P I've had more than 6 I think! :ph34r:

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AMATEURS!!!!!

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Last night I ate almost the entire jumbo bag oif Cadbury Mini Eggs....yikes!

Now that's more like it!!!

Apparently, Amanda and I are in a league of our own . . . :P

Green12 Enthusiast
:o Oh no...BAKING chocolate stuff.... what is that? I don't know that word BAKING! :lol:

Oh Donna, you know you are a closet BAKER :lol::lol:

Apparently, Amanda and I are in a league of our own . . . :P

:lol:

Elite chocolateurs

elye Community Regular
Wasn't this one of the discarded possibles when CBC was naming their 2nd album?

I believe it was unceremoniously dropped w/ the Salieri-ish "too many syllables".

Obsession With Comparables.....I thought that was the little filly that stayed just in the wake of Seattle Slew in '78.... :lol:

This is just unbelieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebly heinous!!!!!!!!!! Can't imagine this level of discomfort and, well, HEINOSITY.....mygawd - - they ARE crazy...... my deepest admiration!

It is insanity. The two of them talk about it being a "because it is there" kind of attraction, and an addiction, I suppose. Yes, I could certainly understand the overpowering need to be alone on a barren, frigid landscape for two weeks, eating dried foodstuffs, windburn/frostbitten body parts, no shower for two weeks...OMG...I remain weak just contemplating it......Utter maaaaaaaadnesssss....... :blink:

I do this with all my friends - - but always announce to them - going potty now - but yes, poop never allowed........

Kay, guys, do not understand this rule. Why no pooping while on the phone, but urination is acceptable? Leaving aside the idea of accompanying gas, peeing would be louder if it's an issue of interrupting the conversation with background noise, n'est pas? I do not flush while on the phone, as that certainly does overpower the dialogue....must therefore make sure to go back and flush after I've hung up... <_<

Yes, MUCH better.......though.........was out until 3 a.m. :ph34r: Well not OUT exactly but more - UP until 3......

and no - - I'm not telling ;)

(((Gasp)))))).........

TELL!!!!

Hi everyone! Just thought I'd pop in to say hi and Happy Valentine's Day!

Hi, Carla! Great av! :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Janet!! Tell us! Did you use solipsistic last night? How were your desserts?

As I sat listening and participating in the discussion, I realized my fatal error. I couldn't remember the word. I should have written the sentence out and stuck it in my pocket . . . kind of like they do in "whose line is it anyway". I kept trying to think of it . . . saucesastic . . . soliclastic . . .sillyplastic . . .

The dessert turned out just fine but two left early and two more said they gave up sweets for lent so there's a lot left over. I did have one that took extra home with her. I've managed to have cake for breakfast and lunch.

tom Contributor
Obsession With Comparables.....I thought that was the little filly that stayed just in the wake of Seattle Slew in '78.... :lol:

Yay horse racing!!! :D:)

I used to ride my bike to Arlington circa '75 to '79.

Poring over The Racing Form, knowing that w/ the proper weight given to each variable, an equation DOES exist which can divulge the winner.

(Notice I didn't say an attainable formula - in the end it's still a craptacular crapshoot)

But in pari-mutual wagering, all winning requires is outsmarting the other attendees, not the house.

Have you SEEN the riffraff that hits the track on a weekday afternoon? :rolleyes:

P.S. Seattle Slew was '77. :lol:

<carla's gonna call me nitwit spice any second now>

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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AMATEURS!!!!!

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mygawd, you ain't kidding? they ate SIX?????? OMG - I just ate an ENTIRE BAG of hershey's kisses w/ almonds in a two-day period.........helpppppp meeeeeeeee :ph34r:

Elite chocolateurs

um, I think - in my case, at least - really I could just be called a...... a pig. :lol:

I've managed to have cake for breakfast and lunch.

;) woman after my own heart

Poring over The Racing Form, knowing that w/ the proper weight given to each variable, an equation DOES exist which can divulge the winner.

(Notice I didn't say an attainable formula - in the end it's still a craptacular crapshoot)

But in pari-mutual wagering, all winning requires is outsmarting the other attendees, not the house.

:blink: what in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop it, I say, STOP IT!!!!!!!!!! too tired and couldn't even figure this out on a NORMAL day!!!!!!! :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
mygawd, you ain't kidding? they ate SIX?????? OMG - I just ate an ENTIRE BAG of hershey's kisses w/ almonds in a two-day period.........helpppppp meeeeeeeee :ph34r:

Nuggets??

I blame you for getting me hooked on those evil things!

um, I think - in my case, at least - really I could just be called a...... a pig. :lol:

Oh, I have the perfect card for you.....wait for it, watch for it!!!!!!!

Janet excellent work, cake for breakfast and lunch! Did anyone see that Bill Cosby As Himself??

"Daddy's great, give us the chocolate cake!!!!!"

Chocolate cake has all the food groups remember, eggs, milk, and flour :lol: ...so you had a well balanced meal :D

Carla, fabulous news you are feeling so good and getting back to work!

elye Community Regular
I kept trying to think of it . . . saucesastic . . . soliclastic . . .sillyplastic . . .

:lol::lol: Good thing you didn't blurt out one of these when one of your guests exclaimed, "Wow! Janet! Delicious cake! What's in it?"

"SILLYPLASTIC!"

Have you SEEN the riffraff that hits the track on a weekday afternoon? :rolleyes:

NOPE! Never frequented these places at such times...ever...honest.... :ph34r::lol:

mygawd, you ain't kidding? they ate SIX?????? OMG - I just ate an ENTIRE BAG of hershey's kisses w/ almonds in a two-day period.........helpppppp meeeeeeeee

I WANNA BRAG ABOUT CHOCOLATE GLUTTONY!! No fair......type one......

Well, I'll have you all know that I feasted on some RICE, and HUGE amounts of OLIVES, and APPLES!....AND GREEN PEPPERS! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Nuggets??

I blame you for getting me hooked on those evil things!

:ph34r:

:lol: they ARE devilishly good.....

I WANNA BRAG ABOUT CHOCOLATE GLUTTONY!! No fair......type one......

Well, I'll have you all know that I feasted on some RICE, and HUGE amounts of OLIVES, and APPLES!....AND GREEN PEPPERS! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

well....you're MUCH healthier than I, that's for sure. I am considering giving up sugar again...........OMG - may as well cut off me legs....... :blink:

OMG! :angry:

we have Stepford's evil dog here for a while........and he just POOPED on my freshly-shamPOOed carpet!!!!!!!!!!!! thank God they were good, solid, clean little stools and left no residue............

bah! :huh:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Janet our league is a crazy one indeed! We should name our league. :)

CarlaB Enthusiast
Carla, fabulous news you are feeling so good and getting back to work!

Yes, it's been great!

Back to work? LOL I haven't worked for pay in YEARS! I used to do a lot of youth work, but got out of it when I got sick. I decided to work for Adam instead this time .... and this job pays! :D I haven't worked a paying job in about 18 years! It's just three days per week, not much ... I come in around lunchtime.

tom Contributor
:ph34r:

:lol: they ARE devilishly good.....

Mmmm Nuggets w/ Almonds were one of my former vices.

Didn't realize a bag could survive beyond the day of purchase. :blink:

well....you're MUCH healthier than I, that's for sure. I am considering giving up sugar again...........OMG - may as well cut off me legs....... :blink:

WHOA!! Will your house need a wheelchair ramp?

I actually fell off the wagon recently a few times, under the insidious guise of "wth, I'm gonna feel crappy tomorrow anyway", then letting some part of my brain post-date a fantastical decision to test soy lecithin! :lol:

You guys know the Hershey's size called Giant, I'm sure . .. .. . .. .well, I'm sure you also all know there's another size bigger. One of the times I went into overdrive to overdose on TWO of those, because :lol: it's too hard to decide betw regular & w/ almonds. :ph34r:

The Tjoe 3pack by the register became overwhelmingly tempting a couple times too.

Feels so strange to have done that because I'm almost never truly tempted to cheat since the sudden wellness last summer.

No residoo :P

LOOK!! There's Bev!!!!

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