The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

If you've got a couple of minutes......

I watched a couple of 'em--very funny!

[tom]

Still.....a light salad does sound awfully....sappy? feminine?

I believe some of the populace would use the versitile gay in this situation.

Never heard of Corner Gas. Sounds view-worthy!

Where-ah is Sarah??

Roadtrips in unreliable cars always make me imagine every new sound or smell equals imminent disablement. (Is that really a word?)

[elye]

Roadtrips in unreliable cars always make me imagine every new sound or smell equals imminent disablement. (Is that really a word?)

Nope. Disability.

[Mtndog]

Two things quick.

1. Amanda- I'm sorry And yes, W does stand for with with a capital B. pay no mind- SHE'S obviously the one with a problem. And you know we love you! :wub:

2. OMGAWD- Remember Susie's Zombie Man? Well now Open Original Shared Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is scary! But note- the 3rd paragraph:

"Oh s*&t! It's Baby Man," says one cashier, a Hispanic kid who's heard the legend but has never been a witness to the spectacle. "It's like Sasquatch!" he says. "You don't believe it exists until you see it."

Is this where our yeti has gone? :ph34r:

[jerseyangel]

Well now Open Original Shared Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gawd....I was reading this a while ago, and honest to gosh I was getting nauseous while i was reading the story. Of course, it could have been dinner not settling right, but wow

I'm still kinda queasy (really need that green guy emoticon)

What a story--he was good looking back in the day. Wow.

[elye]

Baby Man.......EEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!

Um, Susie....weren't you recently having diaper dreams?

[DingoGirl]

I have been busy today taking pics and listing some of my old tatt on Ebay...why only last week I sold a pair of jeans for

[jerseyangel]

Um, the doctor DID pull a wooden splinter out of that eye which could be the problem......but he is not entirely sure. (isn't that comforting?) Prescribed an antibiotic.......we will see.............

Well for Pete's sake! A wooden splinter--that sounds painful. Hopefully that was the problem and a few days on the meds will take care of it. Keep us posted.

Don't be scared because things are going so well--you deserve to be happy

[blueeyedmanda]

Two things quick.

1. Amanda- I'm sorry And yes, W does stand for with with a capital B. pay no mind- SHE'S obviously the one with a problem. And you know we love you! :wub:

Awww Thanks!

Sillies a very cool find today, I know Patti will enjoy and possibly Judy. Wegmans makes their own buffalo wings now that are in the frozen section which are both Gluten Free and Lactose Free. Another step up for quick meals which I like :) I am so glad that places takes allergies into consideration when making new stuff!

[jerseyangel]

Awww Thanks!

Sillies a very cool find today, I know Patti will enjoy and possibly Judy. Wegmans makes their own buffalo wings now that are in the frozen section which are both Gluten Free and Lactose Free. Another step up for quick meals which I like :) I am so glad that places takes allergies into consideration when making new stuff!

Wow--very cool!

[elye]

Wegmans makes their own buffalo wings now that are in the frozen section which are both Gluten Free and Lactose Free.

I want a Weggies up here!! No fair.... I wonder why there aren't any in Canada? We have enough Walmarts....

Susie!! This sounds like good news, the discovery of a splinter in David's eye....Certanly this must be the cause of his eye problems. Question: How on earth could he have gotten a wooden splinter in his eye and not realized it?

[tom]

Question: How on earth could he have gotten a wooden splinter in his eye and not realized it?

OHHHHHHHH

MYYYYYYYYY

GAWWWWWD

Why the picture wasn't used, we'll never know, but it can ONLY be from an outhouse floor Absinthian Destruction pose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not LIE TO US SUSAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTOFL :lol:

<"outhouse floor" inserted btw>

Erranding . .. ...mo' latah

[Edit: argh looking at this now, a couple hrs later, it seems so cavalier. But Spruesie knows I appreciate the seriousness & worry right along w/ everyone, methinks]

[Ridgewalker]

Thanks for all the nursing encouragement, guys! It's one of only a couple careers I can see myself being happy with for the rest of my life. I first made the decision a couple years ago, and have just been waiting for the kids to get a little older (and a little healthier, truth be told.) I've been out of college since Luke was a toddler, so finally preparing to go back is VERY exciting for me!

Nurse Sarah? THAT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! You will be great (and hopefully surrounded by McDreamies AND McSteamies!)

An aesthetically pleasing work environment would always be a plus.

And now for something completely different...

I thought I'd share a few of my boys' nicknames.

Lucas (The Engineer): Luke, Mister Man, Big Man, Smarty Pants, Boy Genius.

Ezra (The Adventurer): Ez, Little Man, The Booger (that's from his father ,) Darth Ezra, Dr. Destructo.

I also torment my sons with ooey gooey endearments: Honey Pie, Sweetie Cake, Pumpkin Pie, Baby Doll, Lovey, and Peanut.

When they do something silly, they are: Goofball, Goober, Crazy Head, and Silly Billy.

[Darn210]

Sarah, where do we get this stuff from? Is it from the SNL skits with the Rob Schneider (Richmeister) "makin' copies" guy?

I contort my kids' (and dogs') names all the time.

But I'm currently on a Freddy kick. I call them both Freddy . . . started from "Ready, Freddy?" which progressed to "Are you Freddies ready?" to "Hey, Freddy!"

[Darn210]

Well, it's late and I should be going to bed. It's been a stressful day and I'll tell you guys later after I get through a stressful morning tomorrow . . .Howevah . . .

Susie . . . keep good thoughts! I think a splinter in the eye might cause some weirdy beardy kind of stuff. Will keep my fingers crossed that that is all it was.

Sarah . . . I can see you as a nurse. You've already got all kinds of experience with bodily fluids.

Emily . . . juggling flaming cheese toilets? really? couldn't you come up with something more imaginative than that?

Jess . . . bedhead girl, et al . . . I think we could all use some good nicknames around here. I'll start thinking about that . . .

tom . . . ROTOFL . . . . . . What does it mean when I "got that" before I even read your explanation?

Amanda & Patti . . . quit rubbing it in with the Weggies . . . or you won't like the nicknames we come up with for you!!!! :jealousfaceemoticon:

Bev . . . BabyMan? That's just soooooooooooo wrong.

Nikki . . . link us to the Tatt!!!

Night Sillies!!

[tom]

OMGAWD- Remember Susie's Zombie Man? Well now Open Original Shared Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhk how the hell long IS that article?????? I couldn't keep reading.

I did see that the sensationalistic fetish-obsessed weasels got an easy fact wrong, as I kuhhhh-White regrettably saw the CSI episode mentioned. It wasn't CSI:Miami, it was the original Vegas one and was chock-full o' :ewwwface: moments.

So........we got him in today. Um, the doctor DID pull a wooden splinter out of that eye which could be the problem......but he is not entirely sure. (isn't that comforting?)

What the .. .

Could be?

Is there another appt so someone WILL become entirely sure???????

a confession: I have a TERRIBLE fear of things going wrong and......

"Perish the thought" indeed . .. . .. .but this isn't exactly one of those Only In Dingoland moments.

These fears seem common, natural & unavoidable, imo.

I thought I'd share a few of boy boys' nicknames.

Heehee

Sarah, where do we get this stuff from? Is it from the SNL skits with the Rob Schneider (Richmeister) "makin' copies" guy?

OH!!! I remember my fav!!! Young McCauley Culkin as a young Richmeister - the "sharpenin' pencils" kid!!!!

Emily . . . juggling flaming cheese toilets? really? couldn't you come up with something more imaginative than that?

heyyyyyyyy . .. ...if there's some sort of corollary to being Bev'd I think I just had it done to me!

[Darn210]

Emily . . . juggling flaming cheese toilets? really? couldn't you come up with something more imaginative than that?

heyyyyyyyy . .. ...if there's some sort of corollary to being Bev'd I think I just had it done to me!

Oops . . . sorry tom, didn't mean to Bev you. That's what happens when you don't use actual quotes in your replies, somebody else gets the credit . . . it just seemed like something Emily would say when I was up too late and only the dingo half of my brain was working. My Bad!!!! (just 'cause I know Emily hates that frase )

[blueeyedmanda]

I want a Weggies up here!! No fair.... I wonder why there aren't any in Canada? We have enough Walmarts....

I know I am sooo lucky! It's pathetic!

Thanks for all the nursing encouragement, guys! It's one of only a couple careers I can see myself being happy with for the rest of my life. I first made the decision a couple years ago, and have just been waiting for the kids to get a little older (and a little healthier, truth be told.) I've been out of college since Luke was a toddler, so finally preparing to go back is VERY exciting for me!

Good Luck Sarah! You will always have to like/love what you are doing, it will make going to work so much easier and less stressful.

Amanda & Patti . . . quit rubbing it in with the Weggies . . . or you won't like the nicknames we come up with for you!!!! :jealousfaceemoticon:

We will have jealous faces Patti with W's over our head...LOL!

Good Morning Sillies!

Back at work again, Moody girl has been pleasant towards me this morning. That will be fine with me....since it will make the whole day go easier

[Ridgewalker]

But I'm currently on a Freddy kick. I call them both Freddy . . . started from "Ready, Freddy?" which progressed to "Are you Freddies ready?" to "Hey, Freddy!"

I do "Ready, Freddy?" as well. Then Ezra says, "My name... is not... Freddy!!!" At which point I simply MUST reply, "FreddyFreddyFreddyFreddyFreddy!"

Hey, they torture us-- gotta get in a little payback once in awhile.

Sarah . . . I can see you as a nurse. You've already got all kinds of experience with bodily fluids.

Yep, squeamishness will not be much of an issue for me. (Squeamishness? Squeamiosity??)

Good Luck Sarah! You will always have to like/love what you are doing, it will make going to work so much easier and less stressful.

Thanks, Amanda! I agree. The nursing shortage is bad here too, so a lot of people are going into because it's a guaranteed job. While that aspect is nice, I feel like that's not a good reason to go into nursing. I feel like it takes more than 1/2 a brain and a need for a paycheck. Nurses should WANT to be nurses.

[elye]

Morning, Sillies!

Don't see Amanda here, yet. Hope her day goes more smoothly than yesterday. Amanda, even though it wasn't you reduced to tears by SL (Stalkerlady), you are still having the stress of a negative, at times unhealthy work enviornment. You should not underrate yesterday's shenanigans as something that should be disregarded because you weren't made into a blubbering mess. I really admire you for gritting your teeth and suffering fools gladly....but just take care of number one--you.

Back to Silly.....!

Got a big playoff hockey game tonight....DD is pumped. This team is the dirtiest in the division--rare at any level for girls. They slash, hit and check (this is non-contact) with reckless abandon, and are apparently coached to do so. They also (this makes me shudder) swear at and threaten our girls when they get in our faces as they're tied up with the puck...things like " you f**kin' li'l witch...watch for me"....They're clever, as most of it is missed by the less-than-stellar refs.

DH had Sophie out in the driveway last night, showing her ways to dodge a player who is charging into her. The trick is to try and make the save at the same time, which in DH's books seems as important as avoiding injury..... Hockey dads....

[nikki-uk]

Morning peeps!!

Much to comment on but have Bev'd it...... or is it Dingo'd it????

Nikki . . . link us to the Tatt!!!

Oh my gaaaawd......Open Original Shared Link ....very slow - COME ON BIDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning peeps!!

Much to comment on but have Bev'd it...... or is it Dingo'd it????

Oh my gaaaawd......Open Original Shared Link ....very slow - COME ON BIDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki- I saw your Starry Starry Night picture, I have got to let you know I have that in a purse, I will try to find a picture and mail to you. My sister loves that painting, she even painted a mural of it on her bedroom wall when she lived at home. She has pillows, blankets, you name it. The purse is hers but I borrowed it on my honeymoon and forgot to return it

[Mtndog]

OMGAWD- why does it sound dirty to say we saw Nikki's tatt? :P

Amanda- I hope today is much better!!!!!!! And I can uhm, take care of your problem (if you know what I mean ) for some buffalo wings!

Susie!! This sounds like good news, the discovery of a splinter in David's eye....Certanly this must be the cause of his eye problems. Question: How on earth could he have gotten a wooden splinter in his eye and not realized it?

All I can say is OUCH. But I hope that's the problem. My sis had scratched 2 out of 3 layers of her cornea a month ago. She has NO idea how and the doc told her one more layer and every day would have been "Talk like a Pirate Day" Hopefully the abx will take care of it.

Why the picture wasn't used, we'll never know, but it can ONLY be from an outhouse floor Absinthian Destruction pose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not LIE TO US SUSAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, would that it were so simple!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for all the nursing encouragement, guys! It's one of only a couple careers I can see myself being happy with for the rest of my life.

I thought I'd share a few of my boys' nicknames.

When they do something silly, they are: Goofball, Goober, Crazy Head, and Silly Billy.

I love it!!!!!!! Kids crack up when you call them names. I personally like GooberHead, goof ball. I call my niece Olivia Princess Gooney Goo Goo (from the old Eddie Murphy skit). Her reply is always "I am NOT a gooney goo goo, I'm OLIVIA!!!!!!!"

I contort my kids' (and dogs') names all the time.

Angus is now Dingus, Dingie or Genghis. Weve actually been trying to trick him with "Genghis, KAHN!" instead of Angus, come.

Morning, Sillies!

Got a big playoff hockey game tonight....DD is pumped. This team is the dirtiest in the division--rare at any level for girls. They slash, hit and check (this is non-contact) with reckless abandon, and are apparently coached to do so. They also (this makes me shudder) swear at and threaten our girls when they get in our faces as they're tied up with the puck...things like " you f**kin' li'l witch...watch for me"....They're clever, as most of it is missed by the less-than-stellar refs.

Go Sophie GO!!!!! Keep us posted Emily!!!!!!!!!!!

[blueeyedmanda]

OMGAWD- why does it sound dirty to say we saw Nikki's tatt? :P

Amanda- I hope today is much better!!!!!!! And I can uhm, take care of your problem (if you know what I mean ) for some buffalo wings!

Cause our minds are in the gutter???? LOL It would be worse if you said you saw Nikki's naughty tatt....it could always be worse!

I hope today is much better too!!!

[nikki-uk]

Nikki- I saw your Starry Starry Night picture, I have got to let you know I have that in a purse, I will try to find a picture and mail to you. My sister loves that painting, she even painted a mural of it on her bedroom wall when she lived at home. She has pillows, blankets, you name it. The purse is hers but I borrowed it on my honeymoon and forgot to return it

AMANDA!!! ....NO more sending me links of STUNNING purses!!......I MUST curb my spending ..toot sweet

In fact, after receiving today's bank statement I am midst of a 'financial audit' ...god ONLY knows where all the money goes but it's GOT TO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

<I may be gone some time as I can't find my calculator >

OMGAWD- why does it sound dirty to say we saw Nikki's tatt? :P

Old tatt

She has NO idea how and the doc told her one more layer and every day would have been "Talk like a Pirate Day"

Glad your sis was ok..........but

thinking of the last ''Talk like a pirate'' day

Kitty Will.....AKA

Will-bee

Willoughby

Wallaby

Wilhelm (my German roots )

Kitty Lucy.....AKA

The b#tch

Lou-lou

Lucy Locket

Loola- loola- tinkerbell

.....GAHhhhh....back to the dreaded task......

Laterz sillies