The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Darn210]

. . . So, I have come to the conclusion that my new shoes have, along with the fibreglass, polyfoam and other NASA materials, gluten in them, as well.

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of a glutening . . . oh, wait . . . I'm not the one that needs to be gluten free . . .

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of cross contamination resulting in an accidental glutening of my daughter . . . yeah, that worked.

[blueeyedmanda]

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of a glutening . . . oh, wait . . . I'm not the one that needs to be gluten free . . .

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of cross contamination resulting in an accidental glutening of my daughter . . . yeah, that worked.

LOL!!!!

I am trying to think of an excuse too....but I am in the brain fog caused by a rainy dreary Friday morning....

[DingoGirl]

I should go back to bed, but it's hard not to want to just sit in front of the window and watch. I am SUCH a terrible looky-loo. I admit it. Half the reason I went by my mom's today was because I wanted to see what the mountain looked like on the other side.

Night-night.

Sarah! How is the fire today? dear gawd, hope it's under control.....and *I* would be a looky-loo also!

My feet are very tired and a little bit puffy-looking this morning. They feel like crap. So, I have come to the conclusion that my new shoes have, along with the fibreglass, polyfoam and other NASA materials, gluten in them, as well.

:lol: You MUST return them, and TELL them that the shoes have gluten in them, your feet have been cross-contaminated and...clearly your intestines are being damaged by these shoes as well.

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of a glutening . . . oh, wait . . . I'm not the one that needs to be gluten free . . .

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of cross contamination resulting in an accidental glutening of my daughter . . . yeah, that worked.

*snort*

Amanda - yes, lots of goofing off today, during the move!!!!!!

SILLIES! so quiet in here! where is everyone?

[blueeyedmanda]

I'm here Susie--just got a little side-tracked trying to get some paperwork done...Blah!

[Ridgewalker]

Sarah! How is the fire today? dear gawd, hope it's under control.....and *I* would be a looky-loo also!

I'm not sure... It's very overcast today, and harder to tell what is smoke and what is gray sky. So I'm not sure how under, or out of, control it is.

But it has spread a lot since last night. It's come quite a ways down our side of the mountain already. Lots of air traffic --where we normally have NONE. We aren't under any flight paths, so the boys are fascinated with all the news and FD helicopters, spotter planes, etc.

Will update in a little bit after the news.

[blueeyedmanda]

Sillies...my eyes are dropping and I am trying to stay awake at my desk....someone please save me

[DingoGirl]

Sarah - I think that's good news? not sure.....keep us posted.

Sillies...my eyes are dropping and I am trying to stay awake at my desk....someone please save me

hmmmm.......save you.......well how about this...........

Sarah's av reminds me of those slow-motion films that are shown in high school human sexuality classes........it looks like a fallopian tube spitting out the egg.............ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! (most likely this is what MY own two remaining shriveled eggs look like - green and glowing from absinthe consumption)

Absinthian Ova

[Ridgewalker]

Jeez, I just watched the news reports, and it doesn't sound like they're close to having it under control yet. The winds last night were bad, and they're supposed to pick up again this afternoon.

They did mandatory evacs for about 50 people last night, including a youth camp--- which I didn't even know was up there.

They've got about 160 firefighters and forestry service guys out here, 2 helicopters and 2 planes... They're trying to get more people and another plane.

So far no injuries, except one firefighter who fell on a boulder and busted his nose. Ouch.

Apparently, I'm not the only looky-loo, because they've got every news station begging people to quit coming up and parking on the side roads to watch the fire. I've got the perfect view from my back deck, tho.

[Ridgewalker]

Sarah's av reminds me of those slow-motion films that are shown in high school human sexuality classes........it looks like a fallopian tube spitting out the egg.............ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! (most likely this is what MY own two remaining shriveled eggs look like - green and glowing from absinthe consumption)

Absinthian Ova

:lol:

[elye]

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of cross contamination resulting in an accidental glutening of my daughter . . . yeah, that worked.

You MUST return them, and TELL them that the shoes have gluten in them, your feet have been cross-contaminated and...clearly your intestines are being damaged by these shoes as well.

You know....maybe I've always been wearing glutened shoes (any that are manufactured in Canada could very likely have wheat thrown into the fabric and plastic mix.....we have so bloody much of it, and it's cheap....

Yes...perhaps that's why I don't run fast, why my brain fogs up as I saunter along...

I could have missed those big qualifying run times for the '84, '88 and '92 summer Olympics...I could have been world-class athlete material--but glutened shoes just did me in....!!!!!!

Okay...just checked. Shoes were made in China. So they likely have rice in them, and I'm slow and sore because I am old.

I'm here Susie--just got a little side-tracked trying to get some paperwork done...Blah!

Amanda!!! How DARE you put your career paperwork before our conversations! You really must get your priorities sorted out....

Sillies...my eyes are dropping and I am trying to stay awake at my desk....someone please save me

Hey!! Exhausted? Feeling yucky? Check to see where your shoes are made....

Sarah's av reminds me of those slow-motion films that are shown in high school human sexuality classes........it looks like a fallopian tube spitting out the egg.............

Yes, it does!! A rejected egg....And it would be promptly rejected, one hopes, if marinated in Absinthe.....

Apparently, I'm not the only looky-loo, because they've got every news station begging people to quit coming up and parking on the side roads to watch the fire. I've got the perfect view from my back deck, tho.

Sarah! You should offer those folks your superb view, for a fee!

Hope this all gets under control soon, Sarah. Kind of exciting, I'm sure, and you say you're safe, but just generally not a good thing.....

[jerseyangel]

Sarah's av reminds me of those slow-motion films that are shown in high school human sexuality classes........it looks like a fallopian tube spitting out the egg.............ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGawd!!! It really does

[tom]

Yes, it does!! A rejected egg....And it would be promptly rejected, one hopes, if marinated in Absinthe.....

One hopes.

We don't need more words like crack-baby - e.g. Absinthfant.

So, it's not like I've been having C at all, but this morning the brain was just blah until a bathroom visit.

This used to be very common, this uplifting of mood & brain function from a bm. At times surprisingly drastic, but it still seems SO damn weird!!!

Susie? What's this Vegas deal? Is someone's wedding on a Monday?

That seems too entirely wackl

Sarah - thinking of you, out on the deck, watching away.

Sure hope they get a handle on it SOON!!!

[Jestgar]

So, it's not like I've been having C at all, but this morning the brain was just blah until a bathroom visit.

This used to be very common, this uplifting of mood & brain function from a bm. At times surprisingly drastic, but it still seems SO damn weird!!!

:lol:

[DingoGirl]

So, it's not like I've been having C at all, but this morning the brain was just blah until a bathroom visit.

This used to be very common, this uplifting of mood & brain function from a bm. At times surprisingly drastic, but it still seems SO damn weird!!!

Yes, most interesting......a phecal egress and then......brain-boost. wackl!

The wedding is on Sunday at noon, we return Monday. I am working out wardrobe at the moment. HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

absinthfant. :lol:

[nikki-uk]

So my friday resolution today is to be on the forum as much as possible, without being caught. lol!

Excellent plan Amanda

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of a glutening . . . oh, wait . . . I'm not the one that needs to be gluten free . . .

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of cross contamination resulting in an accidental glutening of my daughter . . . yeah, that worked.

Excellent AND valid excuse....I shall use it FORTHWITH

Sarah's av reminds me of those slow-motion films that are shown in high school human sexuality classes........it looks like a fallopian tube spitting out the egg.............

Slow motion film??????? Human Sexuality classes????????

WHAT THE.....????

No films at my school matey, thank-you veddy much

Absinthian Ova

Irridescent almost

...Susie...WHO is getting married???

[elye]

One hopes.

We don't need more words like crack-baby - e.g. Absinthfant.

A horrid subject to contemplate, but still a great word... ...Absinthfant...

So, it's not like I've been having C at all, but this morning the brain was just blah until a bathroom visit.

This used to be very common, this uplifting of mood & brain function from a bm. At times surprisingly drastic, but it still seems SO damn weird!!!

That is awfully weird. But desirable--wish I could get out of a funk by simply having a poop.....

[blueeyedmanda]

So I am starting to get more awake. Still dragging though. All I want is to go home.

Soon we will have a new crowning....just 3 pages now!

[elye]

Soon we will have a new crowning....just 3 pages now!

Yes!! King Ptaum, there isn't much time left for you......

Any last-minute edicts or motions you want passed, best get at it....

[blueeyedmanda]

Yes!! King Ptaum, there isn't much time left for you......

Any last-minute edicts or motions you want passed, best get at it....

Yes do get any last thoughts in, sometimes this thread is like gang-bangers....

[Ridgewalker]

Wedding in Vegas??????? Susie?????????

What did I miss?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[DingoGirl]

Slow motion film??????? Human Sexuality classes????????

WHAT THE.....????

No films at my school matey, thank-you veddy much

Only In America, I suspect.....

Wedding in Vegas??????? Susie?????????

What did I miss?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

now calm thyselves, my sillies.

Friends of David's are getting married on Sunday. At a hotel. At High Noon. So Kissey and I and another couple and my friend Jenn are flying out Saturday. Jenn is sharing our suite! So much fun. though, she is not going to the wedding - just hanging out with us at other times. Lemon Squeezee is staying wif Grandma this weekend.....my poor Janie is going to go mad. Annie has huge separation anxiety away from me....she is going to drive them nuts. Thank God, 'tis only two nights.

must continue packing and ironing and cleaning and all manner of crap like dat...........

Hey Janet - - how is your boy doing? haven't heard anything.....and I rarely leave the safety of this wackl thread any more........

Omg had the funniest dingo thought whilst ironing. I LONG for the day when we see a newbie post an innocent query as to what all this absinthe is....... :lol: "why do all these people have green things and absinthe in their avatars? Is absinthe an antedote to a glutening?" (it is) And......Scott will have to post on our thread, telling us to remove our crap because we are confusing people...... *snort*

[tom]

Omg had the funniest dingo thought whilst ironing.

......

. .. .

*snort*

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Kuhhhhhh-WHITE humoUrous!!!!!!

Oh! I meant to report in on St. George Absinthe Verte:

I'm gittin' gypped on the Phaerie mefinks.

Ended up .. . .kinda suddenly .. .overly drunk - and not in a good way.

No hint of Phaeriedom.

It IS different in that the label seems to say it's made from Brandy.

I really wanted the one from up the road - and ONLY U.S.-made Absinthe - to be my favoUrite. But it's not to be. (So far - I'll naturally be forced to try again)

The current leader is still Lucid.

What the heck else was I gonna say??

Hmmmmmmm . . .. . ..working on Final Edicts .. . ..Lame Duck Decrees ... .. Parting Proclamations . . .

<susie said phecal egress>

(Somehow egress making me think egrets & I shudder at the thought of a Wetlands Wildfowl Scat-Sculpture Museum) :shudderface:

[Ridgewalker]

<susie said phecal egress>

(Somehow egress making me think egrets & I shudder at the thought of a Wetlands Wildfowl Scat-Sculpture Museum) :shudderface:

:lol:

Scat sculpture.... Thank God Ezra can't read yet.

[elye]

Oh! I meant to report in on St. George Absinthe Verte:

I'm gittin' gypped on the Phaerie mefinks.

Ended up .. . .kinda suddenly .. .overly drunk - and not in a good way.

The current leader is still Lucid.

Ptaum , have you tried any French stuff? I quite lurve my Absente.

<susie said phecal egress>

(Somehow egress making me think egrets & I shudder at the thought of a Wetlands Wildfowl Scat-Sculpture Museum) :shudderface:

(((GASP)))...........

Yes! Sudden creative inspiration for a new sculpture piece......

Hmmmmmm.....we are not the egret's natural habitiat here...

Wonder if The Ripper's class budgie puts out enough for at least a prototype.....

Yes, Susie, you could be right--our rollicking subject matter and avatars could very well misinform the newcomers. Look out for the recently diagnosed blokes swilling back the absinthe, throwing out all their running shoes and PMing Scott: Mygawd....no one TOLD me that consuming gluten will cause my fallopian tubes to SPIT OUT my ova!!!"

Ah, well....one must read at their own risk......

[nikki-uk]

At High Noon.

*chuckle* from the Brit

'High Noon' sounds like a terribly American, nay Wild West thing to say.... like 'High Chaparral'...images of dusty tumble weeds..........the sun beating down.......

Hey Janet - - how is your boy doing? haven't heard anything.....and I rarely leave the safety of this wackl thread any more........

Moved on to any solids yet??...or still on the ice cream

Scat sculpture.... Thank God Ezra can't read yet.

Perish the thought!!!

Look out for the recently diagnosed blokes swilling back the absinthe, throwing out all their running shoes and PMing Scott: Mygawd....no one TOLD me that consuming gluten will cause my fallopian tubes to SPIT OUT my ova!!!"

Utter madness