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[Darn210]

Hey Janet - - how is your boy doing? haven't heard anything.....and I rarely leave the safety of this wackl thread any more........

He's doing OK. They say this surgery is much worse on adults. I have decided it's because their mothers aren't there to make them eat and drink which is key in healing quickly. He would prefer not to eat at all and I tell him he has to . . . and he does pretty good. Last night was the first night that he (and therefore I) slept through without having to get up for more pain meds.

[Darn210]

Moved on to any solids yet??...or still on the ice cream

Well, of course I am still on ice cream . . . Oh, you mean my son??? :embarrassedface:

See previous post . . . I forced him to eat some solids starting yesterday and we have progressed today. He wanted to know if he could have some crisps potato chips. I told him he could and that he needed to chew them verrrrrrryyyyy well so they wouldn't scratch. He had two!!! He snubbed his nose at my homemade banana milkshakes . . . I of course ruined them by adding . . . bananas!!!

[nikki-uk]

See previous post . . . I forced him to eat some solids starting yesterday and we have progressed today. He wanted to know if he could have some crisps potato chips. I told him he could and that he needed to chew them verrrrrrryyyyy well so they wouldn't scratch. He had two!!! He snubbed his nose at my homemade banana milkshakes . . . I of course ruined them by adding . . . bananas!!!

That calls for CHOCOLATE milkshakes then ...or strawberry ...I dunno, the banana sounded good though - with a dollop of icecream AND some honey..........

ARRRGHHH!!!!!

<torturing thyself >

[tom]

Friends of David's are getting married on Sunday.

Oh jeez .. ...attending a wedding w/ a girlfriend was always a harrowing experience for me in the past.

Had to keep tabs on them getting that look in their eyes.

Ptaum , have you tried any French stuff? I quite lurve my Absente.

The Lucid IS Fran

[Darn210]

Oh jeez .. ...attending a wedding w/ a girlfriend was always a harrowing experience for me in the past.

Had to keep tabs on them getting that look in their eyes.

Not a problem . . . I believe that Kissey² both already have "the look".

[Ridgewalker]

Quickie update... They've made huge progress on the fire this afternoon, and although it's still burning, it definitely looks like the worst is over!

[elye]

Glad to hear all is well with DS, Janet...man, I could use a surgical incision in my throat right now, causing high pain when swallowing foodstuffs. That boy doesn't know how lucky he is!!

Okay, there are two pages to go until the Royal Flipover, and of course, I will be out this evening. Please keeps posting to a bare minimum until tomorrow afternoon, when I can sit for an hour or so, waiting....watching...coiled and ready to spring.....

[nikki-uk]

Okay, there are two pages to go until the Royal Flipover, and of course, I will be out this evening. Please keeps posting to a bare minimum until tomorrow afternoon, when I can sit for an hour or so, waiting....watching...coiled and ready to spring.....

This is a thinly veiled ruse for Emily to boast about her social life

[tom]

*chuckle* from the Brit

'High Noon' sounds like a terribly American, nay Wild West thing to say.... like 'High Chaparral'...images of dusty tumbleweeds..........the sun beating down.......

Painting isolated, desolate towns red; twitchy, undulating fingers inches from a trusty Colt Peacemaker anticipating the imminent life-or-death draw; ponchos, dusters & curiously petite cigars; accurate riflery whilst atop a steed at full gallop . .. ..

Well, of course I am still on ice cream . . . Oh, you mean my son??? :embarrassedface:

I still say :embarrassedface: is nearly as needed as :greenguy:.

Alas, we've abandoned the campaign for a full complement of smileys and not-so-smileys. :resignedtononresponsiveleadershipface:

That calls for CHOCOLATE milkshakes then ...or strawberry ...I dunno, the banana sounded good though - with a dollop of icecream AND some honey..........

ARRRGHHH!!!!!

<torturing thyself >

Ahhhhhhhhhh I had a bite of a banana about a year ago .. . ..dizzy in under a minute.

This is a thinly veiled ruse for Emily to boast about her social life

Hmmmm .. . .. no detail provided.

What would be THE most boring reason to be "out for the evening" .. . ...

Please keeps posting to a bare minimum until tomorrow afternoon, when I can sit for an hour or so, waiting....watching...coiled and ready to spring.....

Ripper's momma's a Rattler!!!!!!

Sarah! phew! Good to hear the fire's diminishing!

[DingoGirl]

Oh jeez .. ...attending a wedding w/ a girlfriend was always a harrowing experience for me in the past.

Had to keep tabs on them getting that look in their eyes.

Not a problem . . . I believe that Kissey² both already have "the look".

OMG - you have no idea. Yes, we do have the look. when we were at David's on St. Pat's day, w/ about 10 people over, three of them (including Jenn) were pretending, while we were saying goodbye, to collectively vomit in this large paper bag one of them was carrying. Then, this guys says......"oh look! I can vomit from them without even sticking my finger down my throat!!"

And Jenn says....."that's why I call them my Kisseys."

This is a thinly veiled ruse for Emily to boast about her social life

yes, what can she be doing tonight? during this important reign-changing event?

Painting isolated, desolate towns red; twitchy, undulating fingers inches from a trusty Colt Peacemaker anticipating the imminent life-or-death draw; ponchos, dusters & curiously petite cigars; accurate riflery whilst atop a steed at full gallop . .. ..

:lol:

Yes, the wedding will be outside in the desert, actually, on horseback, at a saloon, bar wenches and saloon doors creaking, tumbleweeds, a big old shootout, spurs, coyotes, all of it.

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!! what in hell do I wear on the plane? You would all DIE if I told you the last time I was on a plane. I"m actually too embarrassed to tell you all. But, it was BEFORE 9/11. ( I do love flying - - but never have any money to travel and......being out of my comfort zone has always been difficult for me).

I ALWAYS ALWAYS look really ugly when I travel. There is no getting around this. Hair turns out badly, I get stains on myself, rumpled clothing, ugly outfits.....dear gawd. Poor David.

:lol:

okay well - - I guess I"ll wear jeans on the plane and.....some dark-ish shirt or sweater....lest I really DO have some spillage accident ( I wear a lot of white and 'tis just not practical for traveling - or, even for living, for that matter :blink )

[elye]

This is a thinly veiled ruse for Emily to boast about her social life

Oh! If you had any idea......

Painting isolated, desolate towns red; twitchy, undulating fingers inches from a trusty Colt Peacemaker anticipating the imminent life-or-death draw; ponchos, dusters & curiously petite cigars; accurate riflery whilst atop a steed at full gallop . ..

A barely audible creaking noise punctuates the windless silence. Rusty hinges on the saloon half-doors protest quietly as a figure pushes through them. She stands in shadow...an odd curl of flaxen hair is illuminated by the setting sun, as is the smoke furling slowly from a long cigarette held brazenly in her gloved hand. She moves forward a step, and the light now catches the full crimson of her parted lips, shining beads around her long, pale neck.....

It is the alehouse slattern, emerging into the evening light to witness the Russian roulette match that will decide it all....which lover will take claim of her, forever....

Hmmmm .. . .. no detail provided.

What would be THE most boring reason to be "out for the evening" .. . ...

Let's see...give you a hint....I'm leaving sometime after 9:00...it involves glaciers and phonics...and perhaps a tarmac.....

Ha! Just tricking! Those were red herrings....very effective ones, I'm sure....

[Mtndog]

Wow- 2 more pages until a new monarch........hmm...who will it be? Queen Kissy? Queen Emily the Cockamamie? Queen Nikki the Lusty? I have to vote for 100 pages of Queen Damn It Janet- her edicts would be HY-STERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bah... a sleepless night for me. Dunno if it's the new meds or what. How a person can be so tired, and unable to sleep is beyond me.

Oh gawd- I know this feeling way too well.

Oh Yes . . . this is why I don't run . . . a fear of a glutening . . . oh, wait . . . I'm not the one that needs to be gluten free . . .

This is why I drive- my car is CERTIFIED gluten-free!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah's av reminds me of those slow-motion films that are shown in high school human sexuality classes........it looks like a fallopian tube spitting out the egg.............ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! (most likely this is what MY own two remaining shriveled eggs look like - green and glowing from absinthe consumption)

Absinthian Ova

:lol: Oh my gawd!!!!!! Susie is becrazed!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, most interesting......a phecal egress and then......brain-boost. wackl!

She said phecal egress- 300 calories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slow motion film??????? Human Sexuality classes????????

WHAT THE.....????

Oh no- does sarah not know how people get pregnant?

Quickie update... They've made huge progress on the fire this afternoon, and although it's still burning, it definitely looks like the worst is over!

Glad the worst is over. Do you want to elaborate on your quickie or was it too, uhm quick? :P

Ripper's momma's a Rattler!!!!!!

:lol:

[tom]

. .. .. three of them (including Jenn) were pretending, while we were saying goodbye, to collectively vomit in this large paper bag

*snort* they're phuuuuuuuunny

I ALWAYS ALWAYS look really ugly when I travel. There is no getting around this. Hair turns out badly, I get stains on myself, rumpled clothing, ugly outfits.....dear gawd. Poor David.

:lol:

A barely audible creaking noise punctuates the windless silence.. . . . . .

. .. . ..

she weaves a fine tale

Ha! Just tricking! Those were red herrings....very effective ones, I'm sure....

We calls 'em green walleye 'round these parts ma'am.

Glad the worst is over. Do you want to elaborate on your quickie or was it too, uhm quick? :P

[elye]

OMG - you have no idea. Yes, we do have the look. when we were at David's on St. Pat's day, w/ about 10 people over, three of them (including Jenn) were pretending, while we were saying goodbye, to collectively vomit in this large paper bag one of them was carrying. Then, this guys says......"oh look! I can vomit from them without even sticking my finger down my throat!!"

Susie, they are jealous.

I am jealous, too.......

[DingoGirl]

A barely audible creaking noise punctuates the windless silence. Rusty hinges on the saloon half-doors protest quietly as a figure pushes through them. She stands in shadow...an odd curl of flaxen hair is illuminated by the setting sun, as is the smoke furling slowly from a long cigarette held brazenly in her gloved hand. She moves forward a step, and the light now catches the full crimson of her parted lips, shining beads around her long, pale neck.....

:lol:

300 calories

..."an odd curl of flaxen hair....."

*snort*

Wow- 2 more pages until a new monarch........hmm...who will it be? Queen Kissy? Queen Emily the Cockamamie? Queen Nikki the Lusty? I have to vote for 100 pages of Queen Damn It Janet- her edicts would be HY-STERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh HEAR HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is a sassy one, that Janet

Glad the worst is over. Do you want to elaborate on your quickie or was it too, uhm quick?

dear gawd Bev's in phine phorm, Lyme brain or no!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW I think it was Gnikkeigh who doesn't know how babies are made. You know, the shooting absinthian ova, adn all.

[jerseyangel]

Gnikkeigh

I must be punchy tonight

[psawyer]

Emily is going out tonight. Emily has a social life. Who knew?

Sarah's phire is losing strength. Hmm. I don't think that sounds like what I mean, that is, oh darn, just phorget it. Sarah, I do hope things are looking up phor you and your phamily.

Ptaum, as your second reign nears the end, and we await your successor, do you have any phinal royal thoughts as our only two-term (not consecutive) leader?

And Susie is off to Lost Wages for a wedding! But it isn't hers. I expect that will come in the course of time, but I suppose that Alex and Ryan will get there phirst. Alex, we haven't heard phrom you lately.

Okay, this was just a bunch of random thoughts. A phine phit in the happy phamily we call Sillyville.

It's Phriday Knight, time for a little phun before the weak end really starts.

[jerseyangel]

Well, Oracle Peter, you sound in phine phettle tonight

[jerseyangel]

Well, all--do we stay here and shoot the s*** until we get to the new ruler?

Remember a time or two ago when a random person dropped in and wanted to be post whatever-hundred-we-were-on?

[Darn210]

Just got back from the neighbors where we the moms and kids watched "Enchanted" and the dads watched basketball . . . hmmmmm, doesn't seem quite right.

My daughter has lost another tooth today. The second one this week. Right after we got home, she asks my husband "you want to know why my mouth feels weird" and my son immediately responded with "because it's tired from you blabbering all the time" . . . he's feeling better.

[jerseyangel]

"because it's tired from you blabbering all the time" . . . he's feeling better.

Yep--he sounds just fine

[Jestgar]

so. y'all remember my rant from a few pages back about the woman I had to work next to who spent most of her time websurfing?

Well there was kind of a big blowout today and my boss asked me what I thought would help my frustration. I said that I was planning to switch desks as soon as our student left at the end of the year. He offered me a different desk that was far less desirable, which I declined. Then I left early (after only 8 hours...). well, I just checked my email and she sent me a note saying she was moving her desk (to the less desirable desk) and I could find her there if I had anything to say to her.

I expect she'll still spend her time surfing, but at least I won't have to be around it.

[Ridgewalker]

Oh no- does sarah not know how people get pregnant?

Dude, that was so not me! Those crazy uncomfortable film strips were seared into my brain, forever and ever, Amen.

Junior High should be illegal.

My daughter has lost another tooth today. The second one this week. Right after we got home, she asks my husband "you want to know why my mouth feels weird" and my son immediately responded with "because it's tired from you blabbering all the time" . . . he's feeling better.

GAH!!!! :lol: Good one!

Well, they'd gotten the fire pretty much put out on our side, but now it's cresting the top and trying to come back over again. We've got a 20% chance of rain tomorrow though, that would help.

Maybe I'll go do a raindance out on the back deck!!! That would be fun.

[Ridgewalker]

so. y'all remember my rant from a few pages back about the woman I had to work next to who spent most of her time websurfing?

Well there was kind of a big blowout today and my boss asked me what I thought would help my frustration. I said that I was planning to switch desks as soon as our student left at the end of the year. He offered me a different desk that was far less desirable, which I declined. Then I left early (after only 8 hours...). well, I just checked my email and she sent me a note saying she was moving her desk (to the less desirable desk) and I could find her there if I had anything to say to her.

I expect she'll still spend her time surfing, but at least I won't have to be around it.

I don't get it! He asks what would help your frustration... instead of asking her to curb her surfing! Something about that is bizarre.

Yeah, at least she's far away now, at The Crappy Desk.

[Ridgewalker]

Omg, where's Susie?! There's a SPAMMER over in "Other Food Intolerances and Leaky Gut Issues." Sic 'em Susie!!!!!!!

What kind of lame-ass posts advertisements in a Leaky Gut forum, anyway?