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Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: My sis and I "share" :P an orthopedic doc named Dr Lovejoy :lol: :lol:

When I lived in Cincinnati . . . My eye doctor was Dr. Glassman and my dentist was Dr. Flesch (should have been a dermatologist . . . or a porn star :o:lol: )

Hey- hookers need furniture too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol:


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tom Contributor
I have to say Ptaum, that before you pointed it out (during the previous CeliacS conversation . . . if you want, I'll go back and quote it), I don't think I ever paid too much attention to someone typing/saying CeliacS. Now when I see/hear it, it's like fingernails on a chalk board . . . thanks ever-so-much for the enlightenment.

:D

There's just SO MUCH of it .. . ..AGHHHHH!!

This time it wasn't just because it was in the acct name, but that the post said it 2 or 3 more times, and the celiac in question had just joined the week before.

I also have a gnack for remembering stuff that didn't even happen.

<chuckle chuckle> :lol:

Well! I hope you slept well, Ptaum,

I most certainly DID sleep quite well, thank you.

Sarah, no smoking mountain in addition to its absence in your hand, mouth & lungs??

Today's the Las Vegas wedding! Of course, hoping Kissey2 catches all of the marital projectiles...

Hehehehe the nuptials were high noon Sunday :P

elye Community Regular
Hehehehe the nuptials were high noon Sunday :P

Bah! Bien sur.......I knew this..... :rolleyes:

So, my mom's eightieth birthday is next week, and we've long been talking about a big surprise party for her. Well, last week when I had the family over for dinner, she said about five times, "I do NOT want any party!! I mean it! Nothing! Just call me and say Happy Birthday". So we told her we were going to have a birthday party for her, and simply not invite her. She seemed quite happy with that, failing to sense the ridiculousness of such a plan. :huh:

...This is my life...... <_<:lol:

Where is everyone? Patti? Nikki? Sarah? And we haven't heard from Alex lately...I think about Colin all the time, and I'm dying to hear how he's doing...

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Emily :)

I'm here--in and out. We had a busy weekend and today I'm cleaning and dealing with about a ton of laundry :lol:

I did come on and read, though, so I'm up on everything sillie :D So funny about your mom's birthday. She'll have fun once she's there with everyone--you are doing a party, right?

My dad turns 80 next week and my sister and I are giving a surprise party for him at her house on Saturday. We'll drive up Saturday morning and hopefully get there by noon (it's about a 4 hour drive). We will spend the night there and spend Sunday afternoon with Mark's mom, sister and aunt before driving home Sunday night.

It should be fun--we expect about 25 people, several of which I haven't seen in a while. I hope my other sister (the one with the depression) will come. With her, we really won't know until that night--she'll either be there, or she won't. :(

elye Community Regular
My dad turns 80 next week and my sister and I are giving a surprise party for him at her house on Saturday.

Patti! Your dad's turning 80 next week, too? How funny! :) What date? My mom's birthday is on the 7th. An Aries through and through...... :rolleyes:<_<

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti! Your dad's turning 80 next week, too? How funny! :) What date? My mom's birthday is on the 7th. An Aries through and through...... :rolleyes:<_<

OMGawd Emily--my dad's birthday is April 7th, also! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Patti! Your dad's turning 80 next week, too? How funny! :) What date? My mom's birthday is on the 7th. An Aries through and through...... :rolleyes:<_<

OMGawd Emily--my dad's birthday is April 7th, also! :D

Well now, Emily . . . you've got an OBVIOUS solution for your mom . . . tell her you're having a party for Patti's dad and she's invited!!


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Omg, I sense a theme beginning here....maybe it explains why many of us are wackl :wacko::huh:

When I lived in Cincinnati . . . My eye doctor was Dr. Glassman and my dentist was Dr. Flesch (should have been a dermatologist . . . or a porn star :o:lol: )

:lol: :lol:

My dad turns 80 next week and my sister and I are giving a surprise party for him at her house on Saturday. We'll drive up Saturday morning and hopefully get there by noon (it's about a 4 hour drive). We will spend the night there and spend Sunday afternoon with Mark's mom, sister and aunt before driving home Sunday night.

It should be fun--we expect about 25 people, several of which I haven't seen in a while. I hope my other sister (the one with the depression) will come. With her, we really won't know until that night--she'll either be there, or she won't. :(

It seems as though many of us have parents born in April.....could this be the common thread that binds us? Emily- Your mom...too funny. My dad turns 78 April 19th and he'd say the SAME thing!!!!!!!!

Patti- Didn't know your sister was still the thick of it :( That makes me sad. :wub::( It's a tough time of year.........

OK- I must research Open Original Shared Link :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Well now, Emily . . . you've got an OBVIOUS solution for your mom . . . tell her you're having a party for Patti's dad and she's invited!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Can I have a party for Patti's dad too?? It'll be like the synchronized "lights out" event. We'll have an international Patti/Emily parental unit party.

tom Contributor

Hehe my Dad's Bday is Apr 4th!! :D

Hi Sillies...I am writing from my bed where I am sitting home sick in my Pj's. I was ready to go to work but I didnt get there...I was just not feeling well enough to go. So I napped until 11 and now I am just hanging out in bed surfing the net...

Sounds like a good plan. Feel better soon! <that's an order .. .oh damn .. . ..my authority was usurped pages ago>

Patti, such a shame about your sister .. . .. :(

Am I recalling correctly that she doesn't believe diet can do that and gluten-free isn't worth a shot?

elye Community Regular
Well now, Emily . . . you've got an OBVIOUS solution for your mom . . . tell her you're having a party for Patti's dad and she's invited!!

Yes!! I shall phone my mother this evening, tell her it's all solved...My brother, sister and I will continue to organise a big eightieth birthday party, only it will be for PATTI'S DAD, and she really should come. It's perfect!! Patti, what is your dad's name? I'll need it for the cake. And what size shirt/pants/socks is he? My mom may wish to pick him up something...

Can I have a party for Patti's dad too?? It'll be like the synchronized "lights out" event. We'll have an international Patti/Emily parental unit party.

I love it. My mom wanted NO Happy Birthday stuff from anyone in the family, and now there's a whole bandwagon..."Uh, Mom....many, many peoply are celebrating your eightieth today, kind of like the simultaneous lights-out-around-the-world thing"... :lol::lol:

Hehe my Dad's Bday is Apr 4th!!

Gah!! On it goes..... :lol:

Patti, such a shame about your sister .. . .. :(

Am I recalling correctly that she doesn't believe diet can do that and gluten-free isn't worth a shot?

Oh, man...how many people do we know whose lives could completely turn around with this diet change? I lost count in my circle some time ago...sometimes it threatens to make me crazy with frustration! :angry:

psawyer Proficient

Gee, it's been pretty quiet in Sillyville today.

Sorry to hear you aren't feeling well, Manda, hope you are better soon.

I hope Sarah is doing well, I haven't heard anything. She was last on the boards about 11 hours ago.

Parental birthdays, is it. None in April here. February and August, and for both of them, 80 has come and gone. But we can still all have a celebration of sorts on the seventh.

:)

elye Community Regular
But we can still all have a celebration of sorts on the seventh.

Yay!! Well, I think our Queen has decreed it...... :);)

jerseyangel Proficient
OK- I must research Open Original Shared Link :P

I read the Aries parent and the Pisces child (of which I am) and it fit pretty well.

Can I have a party for Patti's dad too?? It'll be like the synchronized "lights out" event. We'll have an international Patti/Emily parental unit party.

Love it! :D

Hehe my Dad's Bday is Apr 4th!! :D

Patti, such a shame about your sister .. . .. :(

Am I recalling correctly that she doesn't believe diet can do that and gluten-free isn't worth a shot?

Another April Birthday! Another common thread amonst us Sillies :rolleyes:

Thanks Tom, about my sister....yeah, she had a breakdown and was hospitalized last year for several weeks on two separate occasions. I have explained the Celiac link, sent up reams of articles and other information--and to no avail :(

The kicker (and something I can't believe I'm the only one in my family remembering) is that several years ago she saw a Kinesiologist who put her on a diet that omitted gluten among other things. She reported then that she felt the best she had ever felt. Slowly as she reintroduced other foods, she began this horrible spiral downward. She hates conventional doctors and won't seek testing--her husband is no help at all. I have appealed to him every way I know how. I've hit a brick wall....

It will feel a little akward if we see him this weekend--I was a bit pushy at one point. But at least I was trying to help. <_<

Yes!! I shall phone my mother this evening, tell her it's all solved...My brother, sister and I will continue to organise a big eightieth birthday party, only it will be for PATTI'S DAD, and she really should come. It's perfect!! Patti, what is your dad's name? I'll need it for the cake. And what size shirt/pants/socks is he? My mom may wish to pick him up something...

I love it. My mom wanted NO Happy Birthday stuff from anyone in the family, and now there's a whole bandwagon..."Uh, Mom....many, many peoply are celebrating your eightieth today, kind of like the simultaneous lights-out-around-the-world thing"... :lol::lol:

Lights out around the world--lit only by our parent's birthday cake candles :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Parental birthdays, is it. None in April here. February and August, and for both of them, 80 has come and gone. But we can still all have a celebration of sorts on the seventh.

:)

Most definately, Peter :D We'll throw on a few more candles--they'll be able to see the cake from space :lol:

And I almost forgot--Mark's and my 33rd anniversary (iwasachildbride) is April 5th. B)

elye Community Regular
Lights out around the world--lit only by our parent's birthday cake candles :lol:

:lol::lol:

Mygawd, yes.....that will be 160 candles, after all....!! :o:D

And I almost forgot--Mark's and my 33rd anniversary (iwasachildbride) is April 5th.

Woohooooo! Confetti ALL AROUND! :partyanimalface:

Jestgar Rising Star
Yay!! Well, I think our Queen has decreed it...... :);)

Seconded by the Oracle. What else do we need?

tom Contributor

Anyone seen SusieQ?

Did they get caught up in it 'n' elope (furry Elvis presiding) & head straight for Tahiti? :o:lol:

[Edit: D'OH!!! Hi Dingy!]

[Edit again P.S. Pseuuuuu-zeeeeeeeee ... ..you better not throw out another "blah blah lost all the mahvelous things I'd typed .. .harumph harumph etc etc"

I'm startin' to wonder if she's faking the Lost Post. :P:lol: ]

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hello Sunday Sillies- Welp, Susie's in Vegas (what happens in Vegas stays there? I always figured if it happened across state lines that rule applied- what makes Vegas so special?).

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawd sillies...................

how can I explain vegas to those who haven't been?

:huh:

PURE DEBAUCHERY.

I survived it. :lol:

we are very, very tired..............um, let's just say - I barfed three times in the cab on Saturday night - but that is because of something I will tell you later (not just alcohol) and........Kissey got a bit sick last night. But did not barf (should have)>

Just the quickest hello - - - I am sooooooo tired - - have to go - - and back later - - will catch up tomorrow

:wub:

Love you sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wackl

elye Community Regular

Hi, Susie!! :)

We're all living vicariously through you, and await with bated breath your Vegas stories. Three barfs? Well, you must start wif this..... :lol:

psawyer Proficient

Well, I've been to Las Vegas twice, and it was pretty far out. My last visit was in 1993, and I understand it has just gotten further and further away from reality. The hotels just keep getting bigger and bigger. In 1993 we stayed at Harrah's and thought it was big, but at least three new properties more than twice the size were under construction. I've been to Reno a couple of times, and would much rather go there.

It sounds like you had an interesting and exciting time, Susie. You must tell us all about it.

Party next Monday! Oh, yeah! B)

Ridgewalker Contributor
And I almost forgot--Mark's and my 33rd anniversary (iwasachildbride) is April 5th. B)

Patti, our anniversaries are only 4 days apart! :D Brian's and my 8th anniversary is tomorrow. Yup, we got married on April Fool's Day. (I was destined to end up here with the sillies eventually. :P )

Weelllll, I did smoke a few cigarettes today. :ph34r: But only like a quarter of what what I normally would, if not less. Still working on it.

Welcome back Susie! Eek, on the barfing! What happened!?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies!

Here I sit at work, finally feeling better....wish I was home though :) Don't we all? Surprisingly warm and thats nice too :) But its rainy and dreary and I wish I was still home.

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!!

Happy Anniversary, Sarah! I was going to come on with some insane story about my dad being a Roman gladiator last night when we visited him, and seeing the yeti sitting in a McDonalds on our way home, and then proclaiming, "Ha!! April fools!!"

Then I realized that I do this kind of thing every day... <_<:rolleyes:

Well, I've been to Las Vegas twice, and it was pretty far out. My last visit was in 1993, and I understand it has just gotten further and further away from reality.

We've been planning a trip there ever since we got back from Europe...our next "far destination"....We thought about this December, but the money just ain't there right now. Maybe in a couple of years. I just hate all this having to PAY for stuff.... :huh::rolleyes:

Party next Monday! Oh, yeah! B)

:lol::lol:

Okay, Susie!....On with the Vegas stories....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

YOO-HOO SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!

PINCH,PUNCH, FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!

Quick drive by ...Mummy's coming over this afternoon ;)

OK- I must research Open Original Shared Link :P

Ha HA...how VERY spooky....

When I looked at Gemini Parent - Aquarius child it said.....

An explosive relationship where Gemini parent will pray for the day Aquarian (devil) child GROWS UP!!!!!!!! ;)

Happy Birthdays all round to sillie's parents!!!! and Anniversaries!! :D

Later guys

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