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What's with this "Helen Johnson"? I keep hearing she's PM'ing guys on the board :angry:

Check your PMs for a report from me. She's bad news.


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies, I missed a lot in the few hours since I left work. I am still on the workout kick so I am trying to stay on the wagon.

I am planning a mothers day surprise the week before the actual sunday. So far I am thinking of taking 3 days off and going home and taking my mom on a surprise road trip thrift shopping plus some fun stuff too, memorable stuff. Any ideas?

jerseyangel Proficient
Check your PMs for a report from me. She's bad news.

I shoulda checked there :ph34r: thanks Peter.

Ridgewalker Contributor
Kissey and I were talking about myspace (he has a page - nutty) and I said - why would I need that? I already spend too much time online :ph34r: and plus, I have my sillies. :)

Hee hee! I have a MySpace page, too. It's usually a wee bit out of date though, because as you say... I spend all my online time here. :lol:

Welp, I am off to go color my hair. Nothing crazy, just covering a couple grays and the ever-lightening ends. My hair lightens at the ends all by itself, which is a constant aggravation to me. I think I'm going to sneak out for a haircut while the kids are at school tomorrow.

Should not spend the money :ph34r: , but man... it's been growing for almost a year without a snip and is getting rather frazzled. Plus it's Spring, and I've been stuck in the house sick for two months. A fresh haircut feels soooooo good. :lol: Ah, it's the little things in life...

Ridgewalker Contributor

You guys.... I have dye all over my head and it's looking a bit... light. :huh::unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
You guys.... I have dye all over my head and it's looking a bit... light. :huh::unsure:

:lol: :lol:

oh, the heinosity, the egregious unfairness of it all!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah - what coloUR did you use? I HATE the hair dye/gray situation :angry: 'tis heinous - I pay this woman about $60 every six to seven weeks to AMELIORATE the coloUr of my stupid hair.....and it's WORSE - not better. So - - I think I"m just back to doing it myself - - HARRUMPh - - the purpose of paying someone to do it is so that it won't turn reddish, and hell, it's freaking RED from her treatments anyway. oh, and CRISPY, too.

:angry::angry:

HARRUMMPHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let us know how your hair turns out......we're here for ya. ;)

OMG - I'm on a Kissey-less night..........how traumatic. :lol: We're both working on projects, and he is at his hosue, can you believe this??????????????????

but......next week..............he will have Mini Kissey for 8 days straight..... :o How will I survive? :lol:

tom Contributor

Ok .. .. .I've dipped into the Lucid so I might ramble a tad. <_<:P

Yay doxy, Sarah!

I haven't read the new Humaworm thread yet, but I do remember Carla saying that the first few days made her feel pretty crappy. But then it got better. Maybe it is the Humaworm, and it'll start easing up in the next day or two!

Yeahhhhh .. . ...I miss smiling .. . .but maybe part of the funk I'm in is that the huma-launch coincided w/ the cycle of regret.

I don't know too much about it, but it stands to reason that someone as sensitive as you are (as am I) would react to the different herbs and things in it. I would be really scared to try it myself.

Ise purty skeert fer starters .. . .but figured the good would outweigh the bad.

I AM wondering about so many dried herbs since, for mold reasons, haven't had any in close to 3yrs.

But you have come a long way, Ptaum, from the time in your life when you were so ill....haven't you? You were very, very sick. Now you have some pretty good days, n'est-ce pas?

Hehe Em . .. ..my first reaction/thought was fear, sadness & idunnowhat at having to think of that time but after a few seconds I came to thinking of how easily these last 2 days would've been the best days, by far, if placed back in the worst years.

In trying to gauge a magnitude - 50x better? 500x better? - I realized it's not something one can attach a number to.

Like if someone really REALLY loves their steak medium-rare, and is 'forced' to eat one well-done :( - we can't say how many times better it is than .. . .say .. . . being waterboarded.

For one, these couple days are barely physically bad, except the biggest hdache in 10mos, which also doesn't compare to those in the old days.

Try to keep looking forward....I am certain that you lost a great deal, but you've got the rest of your life! ...And us to accompany you on the voyage. :):)

I do :wub: youse guys ... ..(is that the absinthe talkin'?)

Yes, I remember Carla saying that things were pretty brutal at first. She said that the first time she tried, she had to stop after a few days because it was just too hard on her. The second time was okay....

Keep it up, Ptaum!

I've kept that in mind & am taking today's 2nd dose soon.

:( I can SOOOOOOOOOO relate to this, Tom. You are not alone, and once again - -NO APOLOGIES IN SILLYVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes Susan, I know you're no stranger to these thoughts of mine. What's been lost is so much more than the financial & material. There are years that just don't really count as living.

What I'd give for a simple continuity of existence . . ... .

Pre & during & post-celiac are worlds apart.

So - despite the fact that has all pretty much (blessedly) passed, I know I missed so much, and am not normal. :( I am still just so.........tired a lot of the time. I don't mean the kind of tired that great sleep can cure....I mean - - broken-down-car-on-the-side-of-the-road tired.....as if those decades just took too much out of me......as though it was all a Pyrrhic victory - - won the battle at too great a cost. I don't have a lot of "staying power" - - -and no huge drive any more for a big career....I have become content, but rather complacent.

<she said pyrrhic>

While very well-said, I hope I'm not out of line to add that it also falls short of. . . .of what feels inexpressable to this feeble mind.. . .so. .I don't know how to say it so I'll move on before I get too much more emotional .. . .

<crap .. . . .I meant to go somewhere worthwhile w/ that>

and - - get OFF Yahoo personals - go to Match! IN your area - the pickins should be decent.

Yahoo has plenty. More than a thousand on 1st set of criteria. I narrow it down and there are plenty of fine candidates. Seemingly intelligent & reasonable, desirable women - but I'm not even healthy enough for a simple hike. Last week it was timed at 8min of walking before my back was telling me STOP!.

Skipping all the dreamers who think they'll be taken out dancing on Fri & whisked to Cabo or Tahoe on Sat, I think many would be a great match for some combo of the old (good job & house) & new (on a good day anyway) toms.

I don't think I can expect the kind of woman *I* want to be with to be someone who'd go out w/ some unemployed !@*&.

And I don't know anymore how long it'll be before I can work. Last summer I thought it'd be Nov.

My hair lightens at the ends all by itself, which is a constant aggravation to me.

Huh .. . .. .sounds enticing & a lil sex-ayyeeee to me ;)


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I don't think anybody should feel the need to apologize for the downs. Who needs guilt on top of everything!?!?!?!

Don't know how I missed this phrase the first time. It pretty much sums it all up.

Hang in there <insert name, because we all deal with this to some degree every now and again>.

When you do find a partner, Tom, she'll be someone with true depth, and your life will be so much richer for it. (And she'll presumably be someone willing to deal with bug-butt.)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Hee hee! I have a MySpace page, too. It's usually a wee bit out of date though, because as you say... I spend all my online time here. :lol:

I have one too, use to keep in contact with my sisters and college friends. Nothing much more than that. The majority of my time is in here.

Morning Sillies

Big day at work today, Chelsea Clinton is coming to our hospital to visit and speak about healthcare. I don't think I am going to get to go since I have a lot of work to catch up on but still interesting news.

elye Community Regular

Goeie More, Sillies!! (an Afrikaan Good Morning....cannot remember the Armenian....)

How's the hair look, Sarah? Light can be good.....

I am planning a mothers day surprise the week before the actual sunday. So far I am thinking of taking 3 days off and going home and taking my mom on a surprise road trip thrift shopping plus some fun stuff too, memorable stuff. Any ideas?

Amanda! What a superb idea...you must include a nice lunch between Sally Annes and Value Villages. I would love to do this with my mom, but until she gets her new knee put in (waiting list, of course), she cannot walk all that far. I certainly will not have to take her out to look for BIBS, as a brand new one is comin' her way.... :rolleyes:

It is interesting to experience how people react to my hands after I've been using red or brown oils and failed to get it all off, particularly from under my nails - - was at the drug store yesterday, reddish-brown stains under nails and around my wrists. I know the pharmacist took an extra long look at me after staring at my hands...trying to get his assistant's attention..."John.....look at this.....should we be calling Social Services? The cops?" Must make more time available for proper hand-scrubbing....and must buy more turp. <_<:lol:

but......next week..............he will have Mini Kissey for 8 days straight..... :o How will I survive?

Can you not see him while he's got Li'l Kissey with him, Susie? I'm assuming that you haven't met him yet....will this happen soon? You must be so curious to get to know your love's son--how exciting! Maybe a bit scarey, too?

Hehe Em . .. ..my first reaction/thought was fear, sadness & idunnowhat at having to think of that time but after a few seconds I came to thinking of how easily these last 2 days would've been the best days, by far, if placed back in the worst years.

It's great that you can do this now, Ptaum--at least consider, however fleetingly, your hellish years if just to compare them to your life now. Baby steps..... :)

In trying to gauge a magnitude - 50x better? 500x better? - I realized it's not something one can attach a number to.

Ah! But you are always trying, Mr. MathS!

Even in the funkiest of funks, Ptaum remains a Math-Man......

Ridgewalker Contributor
:lol: :lol:

oh, the heinosity, the egregious unfairness of it all!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah - what coloUR did you use? I HATE the hair dye/gray situation :angry: 'tis heinous - I pay this woman about $60 every six to seven weeks to AMELIORATE the coloUr of my stupid hair.....and it's WORSE - not better. So - - I think I"m just back to doing it myself - - HARRUMPh - - the purpose of paying someone to do it is so that it won't turn reddish, and hell, it's freaking RED from her treatments anyway. oh, and CRISPY, too.

I have to admit, I hate it too! I totally see myself sometime in the future not minding the grays, but for now, uggghhh... And they won't lay down and behave properly, they have to sproing up every which way.

I used Garnier Fructise Dark Golden Brown. I was a little nervous about the "golden"- like you, I tend to go reddish when I dye. In the end, it turned out ok. But I think next time I'm going back to Feria darkest brown. Looked more natural, I think, and less flat. In fact I don't know why I didn't get that this time, it was really good. <_<

Huh .. . .. .sounds enticing & a lil sex-ayyeeee to me ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'll just let you keep thinking that instead of describing what it really looks like! :P

elye Community Regular

Hey! Just got a call from the hospital - - Dad's coming home, so I gotta go get him. He's been there a month...can you believe it? It really does seem like a few days ago that he was admitted...

Life just gets faster and faster....

...particularly when counting those grey hairs you're speaking of. Seems like yesterday I coloUred it, and now I'm seeing bits of grey....already. BAH. :angry:

And while I'm on coloUrs, gotta finish that bib. Need to mix a nice, tanned skin coloUr. Fortunately, it will blend in fairly well with my own hands and individuals won't be staring. :rolleyes:

tom Contributor

Mornin' Sillies!!

I can smile ag'in!!!! :D

(goodgollymissmolly - what have I been WRITING!!!) :blink:

tom Contributor
and hell, it's freaking RED from her treatments anyway. oh, and CRISPY, too.

CRISPY???????

Crispy sounds SO wrong, Punkinhead!

When you do find a partner, Tom, she'll be someone with true depth, and your life will be so much richer for it.

What the Queen sayeth, goeth!!

Thx Jess :)

(And she'll presumably be someone willing to deal with bug-butt.)

HEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! :angry::lol: :lol:

Won't know for a few more days - Carla's took ~a week.

Maybe anyone who hasn't done humaworm is a bug-butt! :P:lol:

Big day at work today, Chelsea Clinton is coming to our hospital to visit and speak about healthcare.

:o oooooooooooo

Good thing it wasn't on April Fool's or you all might be in berets & stained dresses.

(Can you beLIEVE ppl have the unMITigated gall to be asking the kid about Monica???)

<scratches chin> .. .. ..what nouns can be adjectivized w/ mitigated??

or is it non-unmitigated?

. ..was at the drug store yesterday, reddish-brown stains under nails and around my wrists. I know the pharmacist took an extra long look at me after staring at my hands...trying to get his assistant's attention..."John.....look at this.....should we be calling Social Services? The cops?"

OHHHHHHH!! I git it now!! Dried blood!! :ph34r:

(I was at a loss 1st time through .. . .d'oh!)

And they won't lay down and behave properly, they have to sproing up every which way.

*sproing!*

I get white ones that disturbingly grow FASTER than the regular, jutting about w/ their lookatme lookatme attitude. :angry:

Hey! Just got a call from the hospital - - Dad's coming home, so I gotta go get him.

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Quick everyone!!! Impromptu parade!!

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Hey! Just got a call from the hospital - - Dad's coming home, so I gotta go get him. He's been there a month...can you believe it? It really does seem like a few days ago that he was admitted...

Life just gets faster and faster....

...particularly when counting those grey hairs you're speaking of. Seems like yesterday I coloUred it, and now I'm seeing bits of grey....already. BAH. :angry:

And while I'm on coloUrs, gotta finish that bib. Need to mix a nice, tanned skin coloUr. Fortunately, it will blend in fairly well with my own hands and individuals won't be staring. :rolleyes:

Great News Emily!!!!! I am so glad to hear that!!!!

How are my other Sillies today? I have this meeting today at 3 and I do not want to go!

elye Community Regular
Mornin' Sillies!!

I can smile ag'in!!!! :D

(goodgollymissmolly - what have I been WRITING!!!)

Ahhhhh, FAN-F*CKIN'-TASTIC, Ptaum!!! :):)

Extra confetti and rice here.......

HEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Won't know for a few more days - Carla's took ~a week.

Maybe anyone who hasn't done humaworm is a bug-butt!

You must report to us, Ptaum, at the FIRST sighting of anything moving or worm-like. Perhaps preface it with some kind of warning so that we can all get our barf bags in place....! :lol:

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Quick everyone!!! Impromptu parade!!

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:lol::lol::lol:

I know, it is great news....Thanks so much, everyone, for listening, and asking about my dad. :wub::):)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Evening SILLIES!!!!!!!

You guys.... I have dye all over my head and it's looking a bit... light. :huh::unsure:

...but it's ok....right???

I have a dilemma with the grEy problem.

My hair is many different coloUrs naturally....some blondE ends, mousey brown and some auburny reddish ......

I have noticed more and more grEy ones popping up...but I can't dye it ONE coloUr (TOO flat)......

Definitely can't afford to dye AND have foils (GADS :ph34r: ...much TOO poor) and seriously can't be arsed to faff around doing it meself.........SO..... :lol: .......

For now,...I think I'll avoid tying it back (that's when I can see 'em most) :lol::lol: ...ramble, ramble

Sarah...if you're going for the patches (re smoking) careful of the 24 hr ones.........they seriously mess up your sleep <_< ...and give you crazy dreams.

I used to take mine off at night (after about 3 days of disturbed sleep :rolleyes: )

Oh yeah.....smoking whilst wearing a patch = VOMIT :lol::ph34r: (nay recommended)

When you do find a partner, Tom, she'll be someone with true depth, and your life will be so much richer for it. (And she'll presumably be someone willing to deal with bug-butt.)

True - but perhaps one should NOT mention bug butt straight away ;)

I clicked on your link at work and was NOT amused!

GAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

Richard is probably quietly reading and chuckling at how his link morphed into the depths of depravity :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
Hee hee! I have a MySpace page, too.

I had a My Space page for a short time--Bronco started a Celiac group over there--anyway some guy tried to hit on me (not from the Celiac group and obviously nearsighted). I got scared and deleted my account :ph34r:

When you do find a partner, Tom, she'll be someone with true depth, and your life will be so much richer for it. (And she'll presumably be someone willing to deal with bug-butt.)

So true Tom, when the right one comes along, it will be well worth the wait--and she's a comin'--I just know it! :D

IMorning Sillies

Big day at work today, Chelsea Clinton is coming to our hospital to visit and speak about healthcare. I don't think I am going to get to go since I have a lot of work to catch up on but still interesting news.

Wow--big doins' at the hospital. Both candidates have been all over PA lately. Too bad you can't go :(

Hey! Just got a call from the hospital - - Dad's coming home

Wonderful news, Emily!!! :D Yes--it hardly seems like a whole month has passed.

That's too funny about your stained hands! :P

Mornin' Sillies!!

I can smile ag'in!!!! :D

Well, that's good to hear!

CRISPY???????

Crispy sounds SO wrong, Punkinhead!

I always refer to my ends as "crispy" when I need a trim :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Oh..forgot EMILY.....SUPERB news about your Dad :D:D

Ptaum......LUUUURVE the new av :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Richard is probably quietly reading and chuckling at how his link morphed into the depths of depravity :unsure:

:o Gawd--I never knew that could happen :blink:

My greys are utterly maddening :angry: But when I coloUr, they almost look like highlights since they come lighter than the rest of my hair. I don't have many, so it looks ok. I'll keep telling myself that :unsure::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Ptaum......LUUUURVE the new av :lol:

Yes....I keep forgetting to mention this!! So cute :D Pretty soon you may be coming eye to eye with him :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
I had a My Space page for a short time--Bronco started a Celiac group over there--anyway some guy tried to hit on me (not from the Celiac group and obviously nearsighted). I got scared and deleted my account :ph34r:

I also have a Myspace, I think it's fun.

Patti, if you set up the security features things like that don't happen.

Just looking for Tom, sorry you are struggling.

I have mixed feelings if something you are taking is making you so sick (Humaworm). Other people might not agree with me, but if you are miserable you might consider stopping it, getting stable, and then revisiting it down the line.

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, if you set up the security features things like that don't happen.

Thanks Julie--I think I was a fish out of water there anyway but I'm glad that you enjoy it. :D I never knew about the security feature, which is a very good idea.

Green12 Enthusiast
Thanks Julie--I think I was a fish out of water there anyway but I'm glad that you enjoy it. :D I never knew about the security feature, which is a very good idea.

I don't blame you for freaking out, I would too.

The security features are nice, keeps everything as private as you would like.

tom Contributor
You must report to us, Ptaum, at the FIRST sighting of anything moving or worm-like. Perhaps preface it with some kind of warning so that we can all get our barf bags in place....! :lol:

Got it . ...one avatoilettar coming up!

:ph34r:

Back by Poopular Demandworming!

Open Original Shared Link Destruction!!

I'll have to see if I can get roomie to lie down in the background of the photo, for thematic continuity :lol:

Just looking for Tom, sorry you are struggling.

I have mixed feelings if something you are taking is making you so sick (Humaworm). Other people might not agree with me, but if you are miserable you might consider stopping it, getting stable, and then revisiting it down the line.

Aw thx Julie . . ..I know you've been having a rough go of it lately and yet you still think of lil ole me. You guys are the greatest. :wub:

I did start to consider halting, tho not w/out giving it a couple more days since the OMG thread consensus seemed to be 3 not-so-good days to start.

All's fine now!! :D

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      Hi, I was recently diagnosed with Celiac and dermatitis herpetiformis after years of suffering without answers. I lost my mind. I lost my job. I lost so much time. I lost Me. Conventional doctors are opulent come near me and the one who did sat across the room, misdiagnosed me, pumped me full of steroids which collapsed my entire hip for 6 months. So without answers I began my holistic journey. Fast forward a couple of years and still struggling with a mysterious whole body itchy, crawling “skin hell”, perfect teeth now deteriorating, thick hair now thinning rapidly and no more than a day or 2 at most relief….An acquaintance opened up a functional medicine practice. Cash only, I found a way. Within a month tests clearly showing my off the charts gluten allergy/sensitivity as well as the depletion of vital nutrients due to leaky gut and intestinal damage. dermatitis herpetiformis was more than likely what I was experiencing with my skin. I was happy. I thought this is easy, eat healthy Whole Foods, follow the diet restrictions and I finally get to heal and feel confident and like myself again very soon! 😔 Supplements are very pricey but I got them and began my healing. Which leads to the other major issue: not working, stay at home Mom of young kids, entirely financially dependent on my man of 7 plus years. He’s never been supportive of anything I’ve ever done or been thru. He controls everything. I’m not given much money ever at a time and when he does leave money it’s only enough to possibly get gas. His excuse is that I’ll spend it on other things. So my “allowance” is inconsistent and has conditions. He withholds money from me as punishment for anything he wants. Since being diagnosed, he’s gained a new control tactic to use as punishment. He now is in control of when I get to eat. He asked for proof of my diagnosis and diet bc he said I made it up just to be able to eat expensive organic foods. Then after I sent him my file from my doctor he then said she wasn’t a real doctor. 😡. I go days upon days starving, sometimes breaking down and eating things I shouldn’t bc I’m so sick then I pay horribly while he gets annoyed and angry bc I’m not keeping up with all the duties I’m supposed to be doing. His abuse turns full on when I’m down and it’s in these desperate times when I need his support and care the most that I’m punished with silence, being starved, ignored, belittled. He will create more of a mess just bc I’m unable to get up and clean so that when I am better, I’m so overwhelmed with chores to catch up that the stress causes me to go right back into a flare from hell and the cycle repeats. I’m punished for being sick. I’m belittled for starving and asking for healthy clean water. I’m purposely left out of his life. He won’t even tell me he’s going to the grocery or to get dinner bc he doesn’t want me to ask him for anything. I have no one. I have nothing. Im not better. My supplements ran out and I desperately need Vitamin D3 and a methylated B complex at the very minimal just to function….he stares at me blankly…no, a slight smirk, no words. He’s happiest when im miserable and I am miserable.  this is so long and im condensing as much as I can but this situation is so complicated and disgusting. And it’s currently my life. The “IT” girl, the healthy, beautiful, perfect skin, perfect teeth, thick and curly locks for days, creative and talented IT girl….now I won’t even leave this house bc Im ashamed of what this has dont to my body, my skin. Im disgusted. The stress is keeping me from healing and I think he knows that and that’s why he continues to keep me in that state. He doesn’t want me confident or successful. He doesn’t want me healed and healthy bc then how would he put the blame of all his problems on me? This journey has been hell and I’ve been in Hell before. I’ve been killed by an ex, I’ve been raped, robbed, held hostage, abused beyond nightmares but the cruelty I’ve experienced from him bc of this disease is the coldest I’ve ever experienced. I’ve wanted to give up. Starving and in tears, desperate…I found a local food pantry in our small town so I reached out just saying I had Celiac and was on hard times. This woman is blessing me daily with prepared gluten free meals, donations, educational info, people who know this disease and how they manage life and the blessings just keep coming. But it’s overwhelming and I feel like I don’t deserve it at all. He just glared and I know he’s going to sabotage it somehow. I don’t even know what to do anymore. I’m so broken and just want peace and healing. 
    • cristiana
      @Colleen H   I am just curious,  when you were tested for coeliac disease, did the doctors find out if you had any deficiencies? Sometimes muscle pain can be caused by certain deficiencies, for example, magnesium, vitamin D, calcium, and potassium.   Might be worth looking into having some more tests.  Pins and needles can be neuropathy, again caused by deficiencies, such as iron and B12,  which can be reversed if these deficiencies are addressed. In the UK where I live we are usually only tested for iron, B12 and vitamin D deficiencies at diagnosis.   I was very iron anemic and supplementation made a big difference.  B12 was low normal, but in other countries the UK's low normal would be considered a deficiency.  My vitamin D was low normal, and I've been supplementing ever since (when I remember to take it!) My pins and needles definitely started to improve when my known deficiencies were addressed.  My nutritionist also gave me a broad spectrum supplement which really helped, because I suspect I wasn't just deficient in what I mention above but in many other vitamins and minerals.  But a word of warning, don't take iron unless blood tests reveal you actually need it, and if you are taking it your levels must be regularly monitored because too much can make you ill.  (And if you are currently taking iron, that might actually be making your stomach sore - it did mine, so my GP changed my iron supplementation to a gentler form, ferrous gluconate). Lastly, have you been trying to take anything to lessen the pain in your gut?  I get a sore stomach periodically, usually when I've had too much rich food, or when I have had to take an aspirin or certain antibiotics, or after glutening.  When this happens, I take for just a few days a small daily dose of OTC omeprazole.  I also follow a reflux or gastritis diet. There are lots online but the common denominators to these diets is you need to cut out caffeine, alcohol, rich, spicy, acidic food etc and eat small regularly spaced meals.   When I get a sore stomach, I also find it helpful to drink lots of water.  I also find hot water with a few slices of ginger very soothing to sip, or camomile tea.  A wedge pillow at night is good for reflux. Also,  best not to eat a meal 2-3 hours before going to bed. If the stomach pain is getting worse, though, it would be wise to see the doctor again. I hope some of this helps. Cristiana    
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