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elye Community Regular
NO ONE sees your socks or underwear :P

Seeing them's one thing......Smelling them's quite another.... . . . . :lol:

What in hell is going on in an eleven year-old boy's brain, anyway? This suitcase speaks volumes..... .. . .. :lol::lol:


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What in hell is going on in an eleven year-old boy's brain, anyway? This suitcase speaks volumes..... .. . .. :lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

And the dress shirts are to go with the..........shorts? :huh:

:lol:

Ryan, great news about your son!!

Sarah, I find cooking and baking therapuetic too. I'm glad it is helping you and keeping your mind busy :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Emily, Ripper and family are coming to America today!!! B)

Have A phab time.....oh AND the psilly summit (soooo jealous)...lucky girl :rolleyes:

Listen up moms! STOP WASHING YOUR CHILDREN!!

....and yet my son still got it :rolleyes::lol:

OK- here's a silly:

Open Original Shared Link and makes EVERYBODY happy! :lol:

T'is good stuff that ozzie milk ;)

Well, DS has moved home!!!! We are so excited.

A year ago, he moved back to my MIL's house in Ontario, and we have had very little contact with him since. Anyway, about 2 weeks ago, he called and told us he wanted to come home. We bought him a ticket and picked him up last night. He's spent most of the day with his friends, but actually came home on time for supper for the first time...well... almost ever actually. He seems to have found some manners as well.

Part of me, I must admit, is still waiting for the other show to drop so to speak and for things to go back to the chaos filled mess they were a year ago. Is that bad?

Oh well, for now we are enjoying his company. I am glad he is home, as I missed the additional testosterone support around here.

Happy Canada Day! We are off to watch the local fire works display tonight.

Ryan!...didn't know you had a son :D ....good news he's coming home (I think!)

GADS - how old is your son??....I have 3 boys but my youngest boy (13yrs) we nicknamed the devil child

(see avatar - & what *I* would like to do to him!!)

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

He tries the patience of a saint - always getting into some sort of trouble - attitude in abundance and is currently grounded FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

<sometimes wish I had a MIL he could stay with>

I'm gritting my teeth and hoping one day he will turn out to be a decent human being--(maybe? :unsure::lol: )

Yes!!! This is most encouraging....some real good news and not me trying to inject some levity with stories of packing me arse in shorts or sumphin :lol:

Packing yer arse Patti :lol:

Aww Peter - what a lovely little chap he was :)

Every July 1, I wonder why Canada celebrates this day, but not Open Original Shared Link. Oh, probably because nobody would want another holiday in December. But in terms of the development of Canada as a country, Open Original Shared Link, was much more significant than July 1, 1867.

See, now this is why Peter is the 'Oracle'

I love his snippets of information!! :D

ONE pair underwear

Em, I live in a house of 4 males :rolleyes: ....am constantly trying to teach the concept of a clean pair everyday :lol:

HAVE FFFFUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Meant to add....

Sarah, it's great you've found baking therapeutic!! (dear gaaawd I have NO patience for it!)

I found gardening very relaxing....helps you work off any excess 'nervous energy', painting, drawing, reading also.

It's a bit of a cliche I know (and most probably not practical whilst the boys are off school for the summer) but exercize is my saving grace....it keeps the demons at bay - lifts my mood - makes me feel a little better about meself etc...etc.....BUT I've never been any good at self motivation, that's why I now go to 'group classes'

I do a mixture throughout the week of aerobic, weights, yoga and pilates (my favoUrites)... very calming :)

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin Nik :D Looks like we're the only ones here.....

I know what you mean about the exercise--I feel better after, but it's really hard to get motivated to do it. I hate to sweat :lol:

I imagine Emily, fresh off late-night fireworks and packing, is heading off for the States as we speak. She'll be here for Independance Day, so more fireworks! :P

Re: yer 13 year old troublemaker--he's testing his boundries and your patience at the same time. I had one like that, and he's now a hard-working, tax paying member of society (!) :lol: Yer a good mum, and yer boys are gonna turn out fine :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Yeah, but after a couple days they could get pretty ripe :P

Gawd knows that is sooo right....

Seeing them's one thing......Smelling them's quite another.... . . . . :lol:

What in hell is going on in an eleven year-old boy's brain, anyway? This suitcase speaks volumes..... .. . .. :lol::lol:

Sounds like what John packs at times as well.

Morning Sillies.....all I need to do is make it through today and then I am off the rest of the week :) Still not feeling the best, but maybe after my morning meetings I will go home...bye

jerseyangel Proficient
Morning Sillies.....all I need to do is make it through today and then I am off the rest of the week :) Still not feeling the best, but maybe after my morning meetings I will go home...bye

Hope the work part of the day goes by fast for you so you can get home and rest. :)


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elye Community Regular

Morning, gang!

I'm racing about, tossing things into bags, injecting insulin, throwing food back (oh - - cannot forget toothbrush), sitting on me bag to close it....oh....Jack, c'm'ere and sit on this with me....and books!...need a couple of books....

GAD.

I plan on a run before we depart, as well.......... <_<

It's a bit of a cliche I know (and most probably not practical whilst the boys are off school for the summer) but exercize is my saving grace....it keeps the demons at bay - lifts my mood - makes me feel a little better about meself etc...etc.....BUT I've never been any good at self motivation, that's why I now go to 'group classes'

I do a mixture throughout the week of aerobic, weights, yoga and pilates (my favoUrites)... very calming :)

Me, exactly, too, Nikki! For me, gotta run or jump or squat the hell away from life's dark places.....

I imagine Emily, fresh off late-night fireworks and packing, is heading off for the States as we speak. She'll be here for Independance Day, so more fireworks! :P

YAYYYYY!!!!!

Patti!! I'll see you (and others???!) on July 10th, you know where....... :):)

Morning Sillies.....all I need to do is make it through today and then I am off the rest of the week :) Still not feeling the best, but maybe after my morning meetings I will go home...bye

Amanda!! Patti will be corresponding with you about our Psummit. Cannot wait to see you all!

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti!! I'll see you (and others???!) on July 10th, you know where....... :):)

Can't wait!!! See you next week :D

Argh!!!! Packing.....I can just picture you racing around trying not to phorget anything :lol: Have phun in NYC and safe travels to ya'll :)

~alex~ Explorer
Morning, gang!

I'm racing about, tossing things into bags, injecting insulin, throwing food back (oh - - cannot forget toothbrush), sitting on me bag to close it....oh....Jack, c'm'ere and sit on this with me....and books!...need a couple of books....

GAD.

I plan on a run before we depart, as well.......... <_<

Shoot, I wanted to say safe and happy travels before you left! Well done on being able to fit in a run on such a harried, busy morning! Being the runner that you are I may need to pick your brain about IT band syndrome when you come back. I have been bothered by a snapping hip every time I take a step and annoying knee pain and thankfully the xray was clean so my doc thinks it's my IT band. I guess this is common amongst runners. I'm hoping physiotherapy will do the trick for me.

Anyway, I hope you can hear me from the highway: TRAVEL SAFELY AND HAVE FUNNNNNN! :D (red and blue for your American adventure -- white wouldn't show up ;))

Green12 Enthusiast

Bon Voyage Emily! Safe and fun travels for you and your family :)

I'm gritting my teeth and hoping one day he will turn out to be a decent human being--(maybe? :unsure::lol:

With you as his mum Nikki, how can he not turn out a-ok :D

It's a bit of a cliche I know (and most probably not practical whilst the boys are off school for the summer) but exercize is my saving grace....it keeps the demons at bay - lifts my mood - makes me feel a little better about meself etc...etc.....BUT I've never been any good at self motivation, that's why I now go to 'group classes'

I do a mixture throughout the week of aerobic, weights, yoga and pilates (my favoUrites)... very calming :)

Sven has that way about him, don't ya think?! ;)

I LURVE yoga and pilates too! The yoga part makes us fellow yogis Nikki :lol:

Morning Sillies.....all I need to do is make it through today and then I am off the rest of the week :) Still not feeling the best, but maybe after my morning meetings I will go home...bye

Amanda, hang in there today :)

curlyfries Contributor

Aaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Zeus has tummy troubles :( .....threw up all over upstairs carpet.......multiple times!!!! ( or is some of it diarrhea?....sure smells bad)

( I was gonna try to sneak past my 300th post without being noticed...didn't do any good)

jerseyangel Proficient
Aaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Zeus has tummy troubles :( .....threw up all over upstairs carpet.......multiple times!!!! ( or is some of it diarrhea?....sure smells bad)

( I was gonna try to sneak past my 300th post without being noticed...didn't do any good)

Gawd....sounds like post 300 got you but good! :(

Daxin Explorer
Ryan!...didn't know you had a son :D ....good news he's coming home (I think!)

GADS - how old is your son??....I have 3 boys but my youngest boy (13yrs) we nicknamed the devil child

(see avatar - & what *I* would like to do to him!!)

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

He tries the patience of a saint - always getting into some sort of trouble - attitude in abundance and is currently grounded FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

<sometimes wish I had a MIL he could stay with>

I'm gritting my teeth and hoping one day he will turn out to be a decent human being--(maybe? :unsure::lol: )

He's almost 16, and yes...someday we hope he too will return to being a normal human being.

I can also sympathize with the suitcase packing this as well, but in some cases that's all that may also be in their dressers, which is why it never ends up in the laundry! :)<_<

Green12 Enthusiast

The tumbleweeds are blowing through Sillyville........ :huh:

Lisa Mentor
The tumbleweeds are blowing through Sillyville........ :huh:

.......hopefully blowing over to my daughter's former mother-in-law's house, with hideous, putrid fluids on my 5,000 post. B) .

jerseyangel Proficient
.......hopefully blowing over to my daughter's former mother-in-laws, with hideous, putrid fluids on my 5,000 post. B) .

Here's hoping, Lisa!! :lol:

Happy 5000!!! :rolleyes:

Green12 Enthusiast
.......hopefully blowing over to my daughter's former mother-in-laws, with hideous, putrid fluids on my 5,000 post. B) .

:lol:

Congrats on 5,000 posts!!!!!

tom Contributor

Hi everyone!!

Nice to see some good stuff goin' on.

Sarah's cooking, Ryan's son, Emily wearing just a figleaf mapleleaf, silly philly countdown, the Oracle oracling, the Ripper's minimalist packing :lol: , Em on the road . .. .

Uh-oh one Lisa got phluidiphied!!! :o:ph34r:

Goosey Lisa dodged it??? <so far>

Susie, hope you're doing better. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
Hi everyone!!

Hi Pataughm! :D

Nice to see you posting, too.

happygirl Collaborator

Happy 5,000 Lisa....whew!!!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Hi everyone!!

Hi Tom, you avatar is very colorful :D

Lisa Mentor
:lol:

Congrats on 5,000 posts!!!!!

I'm not quite sure whether is a congratulatory post of a sad state of affair. :( Thank you for your good thoughts, though.

confused Community Regular

hello everyone,

Im popping in to see what goes on over here. I heard it is a great place to be silly and unwind and be serious. I figured it was a good place for me to check out lol

paula

~alex~ Explorer
.......hopefully blowing over to my daughter's former mother-in-law's house, with hideous, putrid fluids on my 5,000 post. B) .

In lieu of my usual confetti for milestone posts, I made you a foot to kick the ex and the former MIL in the but, far away from your daughter.

Ooooo

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