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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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tom Contributor
Jess, this is hysterical! Loved the addition of the emoticons to the dramatic interpretation.

I second THAT!!!! :lol: <applause>

:o Thank God it's heading out to sea. & never quite hit hurricane status, but I think Gian-knit's got Tropical Storm Cristobal whipping thru the 1st few days of the vay-cay - winds 50mph gusting to 65!!

Talked to Susie yesterday - asked me to relay that she's .. ..uh-oh wth DID she say .. ...uhhhh . ...<crap - maybe should've written it down> . . .well ....no silly in her, for one. :(

Great to hear of your successful outing JooDee!! ;)

:lol: post-hoist tales

. . .. These are, apparently, called "dresses". :rolleyes:

:lol:

So ..... I finally quit the unexplainable procrastination (not gonna write the paragraphs of shaky theories) & have a Naturopath appt for next Sat. :)

I need to be capable of DOING more!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Ugh P


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jerseyangel Proficient
Talked to Susie yesterday - asked me to relay that she's .. ..uh-oh wth DID she say .. ...uhhhh . ...<crap - maybe should've written it down> . . .well ....no silly in her, for one. :(

The poor thing :(

I'm glad you got to talk to Souczie, Pataughmn.

Yeah, it's pretty humid too. It's supposed to break by the middle of the week. 76 sounds heavenly! :D

elye Community Regular

A heinous, oppressively humid day today here, as well....did many errands in the malls, and staggered when I hit the outdoors.

That is great that you spoke to Shoozle, Ptaoughmghmn. I'm so sorry that she's having this rough go.... . . ..I do so wish we could help her. :(

So, what do all good Canadian parents do on smotheringly hot evenings like this? They take their daughters to a hockey clinic! I'm off to the arena with Soph. Think I'll walk onto the ice and lie down, just for a few moments..... :huh::lol:

psawyer Proficient

Rain, rain and more rain here today. It stopped for a short while mid-afternoon. Rain is expected to end by Thursday. :(

tom Contributor

Summonin' time!!

UHHHH-MANNNNNNNNNNNNNDUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!?

Wasn't Amanda only 'posed'ta be gone 3 days? :unsure:

elye Community Regular
Summonin' time!!

UHHHH-MANNNNNNNNNNNNNDUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!?

Wasn't Amanda only 'posed'ta be gone 3 days? :unsure:

Wow.....Even I heard that way up here!

Yes, I thought Amanda was only away three days..... :unsure:

Where IS that girl?

Jestgar Rising Star

I've seen her reading a couple times, although I couldn't say when that was...


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Amanda seems to be hiding. She hasn't posted in over a week, and last time she was here she was an "anonymous member."

Amanda, where are you?

elye Community Regular
Amanda seems to be hiding. She hasn't posted in over a week, and last time she was here she was an "anonymous member."

Gosh, that sounds odd.......I hope everything's okay. :unsure:

Green12 Enthusiast

It was so bloody hot here today :hotsweatyface:

THIS is so true, also, Patti! I think about your decorating projects, yer enzymes, how Allo is doing.....why Ptaoughmghmn hasn't checked in, how Shouzle's managing, Sarah's household, the various vacations..... . .all of this as I lie abed in the night or in the early am..... :rolleyes::lol:

I have to second this (third this?).....I was in a fancy shmancy 5 star hotel yesterday, maybe 6 star it was so nice :huh:, and I had to pee. Which meant the dreaded public restroom <_< , that I so hate using. So the first thing that pops into my mind when I go in is, I wonder if something funny will happen to share with me Sillies :lol:

I dunno what occurs when that happens :blink: ....I must have got caught up in that time sucking vortex called 'life' :lol: (hate it when that happens :angry: )........like an alien abduction (withOUT probing thankyou veddy much :rolleyes: ) I don't really remember the specifics......just get the occasional flashback :o

:lol::lol: Nikki

....and you and Sven double timing it it today, what stamina you have :D

So ..... I finally quit the unexplainable procrastination (not gonna write the paragraphs of shaky theories) & have a Naturopath appt for next Sat. :)

Tom, this is good news!

Summonin' time!!

UHHHH-MANNNNNNNNNNNNNDUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!?

When Tom talks, people listen.

tom Contributor
.. So the first thing that pops into my mind when I go in is, I wonder if something funny will happen to share with me Sillies :lol:

:lol: !!!

For whatever reason, this hit me phunny bone HARD!! :lol: :lol:

<insert chortlelellogram>

Yeah .. ...still chucklin' . ... . :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Gosh, that sounds odd.......I hope everything's okay. :unsure:

I hope so too.

I was in a fancy shmancy 5 star hotel yesterday, maybe 6 star it was so nice :huh:, and I had to pee. Which meant the dreaded public restroom <_< , that I so hate using. So the first thing that pops into my mind when I go in is, I wonder if something funny will happen to share with me Sillies :lol:

:lol: I love it that you were thinking of us at such an auspicious time. Anything to report? Just what does the restroom look like in a 6 star hotel? :unsure::D

Pataughmn--I missed this somehow, but great news on the ND appt!!! :)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

HI

boy this heat today sure 'zapped' the mojo out of me. :ph34r: Just wanted to 'plop' like Patti

I went back through some emails Amanda sent me before she was to leave.

She was at work on Monday as there was too much to be done there before she could go.

If i remember correctly, they were to say at the light house in the finger lakes on tues. but she didn't say how long she would be gone.

I know she was so sick before the trip......and i was hoping she'd be better.

Amanda.......we hope your home and feeling better.

we miss ya girlfriend.

nite all ........taking this sticky and tired old body to bed.......hope the cat has left room for me.......he fought me for my side of the bed last nite and bit my toe when i tried to get in............... what a stinker.

catch up tomorrow.

Judy

Welcome back Amanda.............when ever you appear :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

We're back!! :D:D

I have to say I was enjoying the email palooza but now we're all back together again! :wub:

That was a long 24+ hours, I'll say that!!

Jestgar Rising Star

Loved the emails :lol: :lol:

Love to all :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Gotta work :angry:

tom Contributor

Was it really down for only 24hrs? Ya sure it wasn't closer to a week?

And wasn't there already a page 1139 yesterday?

elye Community Regular

Oh Dear Gaaaaaaaaaawwwwd...... :lol::rolleyes::lol:<_<

Thank heavens we're back to cyber-reality, and my on-life life can resume!!

Whew........

Dunno where to begin.

I kept thinking of Janet, and how lucky she was to have picked this week to be away....less missed..... :lol:

psawyer Proficient

The board was down for about 24 hours, but Scott had to use a backup to recover. The backup was taken late Sunday, so everything that happened on Monday has been lost forever. :( :(

So yes, we are created new posts with post and page numbers that were used already.

Mtndog Collaborator

OMGAWD- I thought I was going to have to check into Silly Rehab- I had the shakes, gas and paranoia from withdrawal.

So much has happened since the phorum went down I don't even know where to start......

OK, I lie. I was BORED STIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::P

elye Community Regular
And wasn't there already a page 1139 yesterday?

Ptaoughmghmn, methinks you may well be onto something....I think you're right - - there WAS a page 1139 yesterday.

What's going on?

What does it all mean??

We are suddenly and mysteriously kept off the forum for a day..... ..odd, code-like warning keeps appearing: an IPS DRIVER that won't load... . ..then we're allowed partial access, but no thread entry... .. . .

Does Scott have a personal driver for this job, that takes him about and drops him off at clandestine locations? A problem with him, perhaps.......

Why the sudden repetition of page 1139?

What is this cryptic acronym IPS?... .. . . .

Hmmmmmmm.......

Investigate Philly Sillies??!

Patti! Scott could have shut it all down to do a vigorous background inquest on us.......

Mygawd........

Our hotel room number in Philadelphia........

1139.........

:o:o

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies back from the Dr!

Clinic misdiagnosed the other day...I have a raging bronchitis infection which is accounting for the burning/gnawing chest symptoms...I have been put on the Z-pak! I had a fever when I was at the clinic and they were saying no.....Crazy!

The whole Landen conversation was lost....oh well....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OOOOHHHHHHHHH ME PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT was SCAREY!!!!! :blink::unsure:

......hold me.........

Thank GAWD for the 'palooza' :lol:

This (ahem) ..also means my reign will last longer no????? ;)

tom Contributor
What is this cryptic acronym IPS?... .. . . .

Hmmmmmmm.......

Investigate Philly Sillies??!

Initiate Phorum Sabotage?

[Edit: Hehe I got hit w/ Em's scatterblast open/close italics :lol: ]

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Initiate Phorum Sabotage?

*GASP* :o

curlyfries Contributor
And wasn't there already a page 1139 yesterday?

The backup was taken late Sunday, so everything that happened on Monday has been lost forever. :( :(

So yes, we are created new posts with post and page numbers that were used already.

My most clever posts were probably on those pages!!!! :angry:;):lol: ........They've fallen into the great abyss.......to live on only in the least foggy-brained of Sillyville citizens :huh:

So how does this affect our illustrious queen?????

This would extend her reign beyond the usually accepted number of pages.........but if noone can see the missing posts........did they ever really exist?.....are we destined to repeat what we cannot acknowledge????..........WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??????????? :blink:

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