The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[nikki-uk]

OMGAWD- I thought I was going to have to check into Silly Rehab- I had the shakes,gas and paranoia from withdrawal.

...paranoid someone would rumble it was YOU with the pharts

So much has happened since the phorum went down I don't even know where to start......

Me too!!!

I'm sure most of you will be pleased to know that I got ALL the bedding back ON the beds in time for night - nights

< Homer voice: Mmmmm, clean sheets>

Oh....and did I mention summer (the 'season') has paid a fleeting visit to me fair Isle????

Good GAWD.......mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the Midday sun (we do )

[nikki-uk]

.........WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???????????

That has to be our most common question......but I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!

[curlyfries]

That has to be our most common question......but I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!

But you are our queen.......you HAVE to know!!!!!!!! .....this is when you should be confounding us with your all-knowing-all-seeing wisdom and/or mystical, majestic BS

[nikki-uk]

But you are our queen.......you HAVE to know!!!!!!!! .....this is when you should be confounding us with your all-knowing-all-seeing wisdom and/or mystical, majestic BS

... .....ummmm......maybe The Oracle Pieter will know

[Judyin Philly]

Judyin Philly

Post #17063

This message was posted: Jul 20 2008, 11:56 PM

OMG ----IT TWIZ ME WHO CRASHED THE FORUM

lOOK AT THE TIME

i WAS THE LAST POST OF THE NITE......................

I'M SORRY

Mtndog Posted Today, 05:13 PM

OMGAWD- I thought I was going to have to check into Silly Rehab- I had the shakes, gas and paranoia from withdrawal.

fELT THE SAME WAY

I TOOK A BREAK FROM THE 'SILLIES' CHAT'''''''' AND HAD SOME LUNCH...........AND DO WHAT I ALWAYS DO WHEN BORED............

.........................TOOK A LONG NAP........................

NOW HAVE TO THINK OF DIN DIN.......

OYE.

GLAD THIS DR. COULD FIX YOU UP AMANDA.

HAPPY THAT JEN AND YOU GOT 'FIXED'

jUDY

[nikki-uk]

.........wait ......majestic BS???????????

GAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

My most clever posts were probably on those pages!!!! ........They've fallen into the great abyss.......to live on only in the least foggy-brained of Sillyville citizens

Yes! Honest to gawd, moments before the forum shut down, I had just completed a lengthy post explaining various mathematical theorums, many dealing in quantum physics.... ..I hit "add reply", and POOF. It was gone, and we were off the forum. No one will ever see my spectacular postulations.... . .

Really!

.......but if noone can see the missing posts........did they ever really exist?.....are we destined to repeat what we cannot acknowledge????..........WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???????????

OMG...........

Perhaps yesterday never really existed.

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.........................

But you are our queen.......you HAVE to know!!!!!!!! .....this is when you should be confounding us with your all-knowing-all-seeing wisdom and/or mystical, majestic BS

Uh, no.....That is Oracle PeOter's official task.........

[blueeyedmanda]

me too Judy---this is my family Dr and I really like her, she is the one who diagnosed the celiac too!!!!

[Judyin Philly]

Yes! Honest to gawd, moments before the forum shut down, I had just completed a lengthy post explaining various mathematical theorums, many dealing in quantum physics.... ..I hit "add reply", and POOF. It was gone, and we were off the forum. No one will ever see my spectacular postulations.... . .

Really!

HA ----------SO IT WAS YOU............EMILY............... NOT ME.

WELL, HECK, I WOULDN'T HAVE UNDERSTOOD IT ANYWAY..........NOT TO WORRY

jUDY

[Judyin Philly]

me too Judy---this is my family Dr and I really like her, she is the one who diagnosed the celiac too!!!!

gREAT .........WELL SHE'S A KEEPER DR. FOR SURE.

JUDY

[Mtndog]

Judy :lol:

My most clever posts were probably on those pages!!!! ........They've fallen into the great abyss.......to live on only in the least foggy-brained of Sillyville citizens

So how does this affect our illustrious queen?????

This would extend her reign beyond the usually accepted number of pages.........but if noone can see the missing posts........did they ever really exist?.....are we destined to repeat what we cannot acknowledge????..........WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???????????

Ahhhh......I hold the key my friends- I know the answer cause I have a computer geek for a husband

:wub: but all shall be revealed in time. There has been a disturbance in the force

[jerseyangel]

Was it really down for only 24hrs? Ya sure it wasn't closer to a week?

It sure seemed that way, Pataughmn.

OMGAWD- I thought I was going to have to check into Silly Rehab- I had the shakes, gas and paranoia from withdrawal.

Only Bev would get gas from Silliegate

Patti! Scott could have shut it all down to do a vigorous background inquest on us.......

Mygawd........

Our hotel room number in Philadelphia........

1139.........

Emily!! I thought there was something suspicious about that little group of people on the terrace who were strangely quiet whilst we were chatting......could have been Skaught and a couple of his goons having heard of the Summit....

They must have been in it from the beginning--hence the room number--coincidence.....I don't think so

Clinic misdiagnosed the other day...I have a raging bronchitis infection which is accounting for the burning/gnawing chest symptoms...I have been put on the Z-pak! I had a fever when I was at the clinic and they were saying no.....Crazy!

Misdiagnosis always sets my teeth on edge......

The Z-Pack is good stuff! So relieved you're starting it--hopefully it'll do the trick and quickly!

[elye]

Emily!! I thought there was something suspicious about that little group of people on the terrace who were strangely quiet whilst we were chatting......could have been Skaught and a couple of his goons having heard of the Summit....

They must have been in it from the beginning--hence the room number--coincidence.....I don't think so

Yesssssssssss......Patti, you have it. It's all making sense. SKaaughtt and his lackeys, quietly listening in.....taking notes....making subtle, minute gestures and signals at one another. Did a dark, unmarked car follow you guys to the turnpike? They likely wanted to be certain that we had truly separated...... .. .

They are scared. Oh, yes, they are scared.

The powers above have heard about us - - the bizarre, strangely compelling and hilarious individuals who inhabit their Thread of Silly......and perhaps feel a little.....left out? Maybe frightened, as they could have heard swirling accounts of a powerful monarchy at work, and strange, new spelling and vocabulary....a veritable language having developed.

The Investigate Psilly Summiters Command is issued, and the rest is history.

I feel.... . . . . so. . . . ...violated....... . . . . . .

[psawyer]

But you are our queen.......you HAVE to know!!!!!!!! .....this is when you should be confounding us with your all-knowing-all-seeing wisdom and/or mystical, majestic BS

... .....ummmm......maybe The Oracle Pieter will know

.........wait ......majestic BS???????????

GAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, well maybe I can try to create some majestic BS. I never did officially work in the marketing department, but I was seconded to them frequently when I worked for H!tach! (obscured to prevent Google hits) . It has been many years, so it will take a bit to make the transformation.

Seriously, I don't know any details of what befell the board yesterday, and it sounds like Scott is not sure either.

IPS can refer to binary internet addresses, and driver is a term for software that works at a relatively low level with input/output hardware. Your mouse, for example, has a driver which interprets the electrical signals coming into the port and translates them into motion and clicks. I don't know if that is of any help to anybody.

I suspect that the underlying problem was data corruption. This is the techie's nightmare, and I know it well. There are all kinds of things you can do to protect yourself against simple hardware failures, but none of them are worth a darn if the data itself is altered in a way that damages it. In the end, you have to go back to a good version, if you even have one. Serious mainframe database systems journal all changes so reconstruction is possible (after you fix the software bug that damaged the data in the first place), but this requires a lot of planning in the design phase.

[Judyin Philly]

Um, well maybe I can try to create some majestic BS. ISeriously, I don't know any details of what befell the board yesterday, and it sounds like Scott is not sure either.

HA I knew our Peter could help us.

how come you can tell me about things and I get it and DH in all his tec. language leaves in

IPS can refer to binary internet addresses, and driver is a term for software that works at a relatively low level with input/output hardware. Your mouse, for example, has a driver which interprets the electrical signals coming into the port and translates them into motion and clicks. I don't know if that is of any help to anybody.

I'm gona go tell Jim the IPS...or.......binary interenet addresses were corrupted on the site ....................... Maybe I'll score some points for my computer intelegect. Hell .......he'll just make another comment and i'll be lost again but at least I learned something new today

I suspect that the underlying problem was data corruption. This is the techie's nightmare, and I know it well. There are all kinds of things you can do to protect yourself against simple hardware failures, but none of them are worth a darn if the data itself is altered in a way that damages it. In the end, you have to go back to a good version, if you even have one. Serious mainframe database systems journal all changes so reconstruction is possible (after you fix the software bug that damaged the data in the first place), but this requires a lot of planning in the design phase.

sounds like a big nasty problem to me.........glad i don't have to fix it.

Thanks again peter.

Judy

[curlyfries]

Um, well maybe I can try to create some majestic BS. I never did officially work in the marketing department, but I was seconded to them frequently when I worked for H!tach! (obscured to prevent Google hits) . It has been many years, so it will take a bit to make the transformation.

Seriously, I don't know any details of what befell the board yesterday, and it sounds like Scott is not sure either.

IPS can refer to ...... .... ........ . . ....., and driver is a term for .... . . . . . ... . . . . . . . . ....... .. . . . . . . Your mouse, for example, has a .... . . . . ....... . ......... ....... ......... . . coming into the... . .. and ... .. . . ... . . . . . . . . and .... . .. I don't know if that is of any help to anybody.

I suspect that the underlying problem was .. . . . . .. This is the techie's nightmare, and I know it well. There are all kinds of things you can do to protect yourself against simple hardware failures, but none of them are worth a darn if the data itself is altered in a way that damages it. In the end, you have to go back to a good version, if you even have one. ..... . . . . . . ....... ...... ...... so reconstruction is possible (after you.... . . . . . .. .. . . . ...... ..........), but this requires a lot of planning in the design phase.

Thank you so much for clearing that up, Oracle PeOter!!!

[jerseyangel]

IPS can refer to binary internet addresses, and driver is a term for software that works at a relatively low level with input/output hardware. Your mouse, for example, has a driver which interprets the electrical signals coming into the port and translates them into motion and clicks. I don't know if that is of any help to anybody.

Gawd PeOter.....I think it kinda makes sense to me.....(trying hard to follow, all the while seeing "majestic IBS" instead of "BS"......

[Judyin Philly]

Gawd PeOter.....I think it kinda makes sense to me.....(trying hard to follow, all the while seeing "majestic IBS" instead of "BS"......

only on this forum would we think IBS..........

[blueeyedmanda]

I for one was lost without my phorum yesterday! It was bad enough the sickness kept me down for a phew days but then this....

The group email cheered me up.....

Going to the Dr and finding my true illness cheered me up more

My boss telling me she loved my positive attitude and actually meant it put me to Cloud 9....

and to top it off my sister is getting married tomorrow!!!!!!!!! Happiness Around!

[psawyer]

I for one was lost without my phorum yesterday! It was bad enough the sickness kept me down for a phew days but then this....

The group email cheered me up.....

Going to the Dr and finding my true illness cheered me up more

My boss telling me she loved my positive attitude and actually meant it put me to Cloud 9....

and to top it off my sister is getting married tomorrow!!!!!!!!! Happiness Around!

Yippee! We need more good news!

[jerseyangel]

I for one was lost without my phorum yesterday! It was bad enough the sickness kept me down for a phew days but then this....

The group email cheered me up.....

Going to the Dr and finding my true illness cheered me up more

My boss telling me she loved my positive attitude and actually meant it put me to Cloud 9....

and to top it off my sister is getting married tomorrow!!!!!!!!! Happiness Around!

This is what I like to hear! Good news all around.

Wow--congratulations to yer sister

[tom]

Thank you so much for clearing that up, Oracle PeOter!!!

:lol: wub the edits Lisa!!

And a happy post outta 'Manda! woohoo

[Mtndog]

Amanda- Congrats to your sister!!!!!

They are scared. Oh, yes, they are scared.

I feel.... . . . . so. . . . ...violated....... . . . . . .

Emily :lol: ²

sounds like a big nasty problem to me.........glad i don't have to fix it.

Thanks again peter.

Judy

oh my gawd- board IBS Did we get get cyber-terrorized?????

A message from Uncle Ray:

I knew there was a reason I like to drink!

To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ... and to those who don't.

As Ben Franklin once said: "In wine, there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria".

Through a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have discovered that if we drink 2 pints of water each day, at the end of the year, we have absorbed more than 2 1/2 pounds of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - the bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 2 1/2 pounds of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol must go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Not to mention that alcohol kills bacteria.

So Remember: Water =3 D Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I do it as a public service.

[curlyfries]

I knew there was a reason I like to drink!

To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ... and to those who don't.

As Ben Franklin once said: "In wine, there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria".

Through a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have discovered that if we drink 2 pints of water each day, at the end of the year, we have absorbed more than 2 1/2 pounds of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - the bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 2 1/2 pounds of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol must go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Not to mention that alcohol kills bacteria.

So Remember: Water =3 D Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I do it as a public service.

Whoa.......deja vu

I've seen this someplace before.......Was it from the abyss-mally lost pages...... or am I trapped in a space/time continuum?.......Have I stumbled into a Sillyville version of Groundhog Day?...........STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!

That IPS thingy has thrown off my Feng Shui

[Ridgewalker]

Well, I was gonna say "Sorry I've been MIA," but I see the board was down for a day, so... I'm glad I didn't try to get on. If I'd tried and been unable, that probably would have put me in a tale spin- it's been that kind of time.

Not been doing so well on the Effexor Withdrawal Front. A brand new rash in brand new places... so far this one isn't quite as itchy... but it's an odd emotional barometer. If I get upset, it turns much darker and new spots come out.

We can also add random, zero-warning vomitting to the list. And I mean... zero warning. One second I'm fine, and the next... everything is coming up and up and up.

Having kind of a bad night tonight with the weepies... I just want there to be an end in sight, and no one can tell me when it will be over.

I hate it when I get like this... everything seems impossible. I'll be lucky if my kids aren't emotionally scarred by the summer of the crazy mom. My iPod died, and Apple said it would be about $180 to fix it. Not gonna happen anytime soon. Oh... and joy of joys- I found mouse poop in a corner by the refrigerator.

Lucas's problems aren't showing any sign of improvement yet, but he's gotten dairy'd three times in the week we've been attempting this. So I'm still holding out hope that being dairy-free will help him.

I'm trying to think of an upside to the past few days. Well... I cleaned out my lower kitchen cupboards today, and there was no mouse poop in there. That's one good thing!