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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

Another Monday another work week....it is rough for me I had a few days off....but alas here I am again. Our cat has been acting strange since we got home Saturday night...so we might end up taking him to the vet. Last night I woke up at 3:30 in the morning and he was curled up in a ball sleeping in between my legs, I am a side sleeper. I knew he had been there since 1...and when I moved positions he just moved with me. I woke up though since he made me too warm since I sleep with a blanket on...John loves to crank the central air!

So its off to start some work now.

Bye Sillies!


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Ridgewalker Contributor
:unsure::blink::huh: Sounds like another thread is invading Sillyville again!! :lol:

Yeah--it's safe here....and I just had to say it :lol:

What thread is this? I wanna see!

Their pilot flew a huge craft in the shape of a NYC yellow cab about 100 metres above the Ottawa River before it crashed into the drink. Second prize went to a flying lighthouse

Into the drink! :lol: My mom says that, such a great phrase.

Johnsmom's cracking me up! I, unlike Em, do constantly inspect what comes out of my nose (as well as my children's noses.) I think it comes from having chronic sinus infections. There's a whole color code, you know.

Clear/white is always ok.

Yellow usually means I've been dusting a lot.

Brown is evidence that I've been helping my dad in the woodworking shop.

Mellow green means a sinus infection has arrived.

Neon green means the pine pollen is high.

:D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

QUOTE (curlyfries @ Aug 3 2008, 10:33 PM)

Sounds like another thread is invading Sillyville again!!

QUOTE (jerseyangel @ Aug 3 2008, 10:37 PM)

Yeah--it's safe here....and I just had to say it

What thread is this? I wanna see!

me 3....

Judy

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I want to see I want to see!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................

Freshly showered and one leg shaved!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

good to hear Janet!!! Are you feeling more human?

jerseyangel Proficient
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................

Freshly showered and one leg shaved!!!

:D You have to feel so much better now!


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jerseyangel Proficient
What thread is this? I wanna see!

me 3....

I want to see I want to see!!!!!

:lol: Youse guys!! :lol::lol:

Twasn't a big deal or a fight or anything--just the usual brushing aside of the facts.....

I have to remember which thread it was....

jerseyangel Proficient
yep.......you guys are gong to be sick of me........... :lol:

Not a chance! :D;)

Well don't you guys EVER tell anyone. It'll just between (among?) us.

Don't worry--we won't let on....you old softie, you! :D

I was just reading the results of the Flugtag competition in the paper.

I was telling Mark about this and he said he had just read something about it. Glad you all had a nice day! :)

Into the drink! :lol: My mom says that

Mine does too! :P

I always look into the tissue--and the toilet :ph34r:

Green12 Enthusiast

Hullo Sillies.....

Good to see Janet up and around post surgery, freshly showered and one leg shaved no less :lol:

Patti, did you watch the Design Star finale? I've gotten lazy about posting in the thread, it's just you and me anyway so might as well mention it here :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
I always look into the tissue--and the toilet :ph34r:

me too....the last month I spent looking at every tissue and wishing I could cough normally again!

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, did you watch the Design Star finale? I've gotten lazy about posting in the thread, it's just you and me anyway so might as well mention it here :lol:

I thought about you last night! :D

I must admit, although I liked both of them very much, I was slightly leaning towards Matt. I think because I thought he was a little more at ease on camera.

We enjoyed the show, though--what did you think of it?

Did you watch the Designer's Challenge (?) right after?

elye Community Regular
Clear/white is always ok.

Yellow usually means I've been dusting a lot.

Brown is evidence that I've been helping my dad in the woodworking shop.

Mellow green means a sinus infection has arrived.

Neon green means the pine pollen is high.

Ew, gross..... :rolleyes::lol:

But it sounds like a lovely combination to be seen on my palette before I begin to paint something.... (um...my artist palette, not my mouth palette)......yellows, beiges, ochres and siennas. But up yer nose?!

Couldn't tell ya what coloUrs are up me nose. Gad, I DO NOT need to know this! :lol:

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................

Freshly showered and one leg shaved!!!

:lol: Yay, Janet! All fresh and sparkling and half-shaved! :D

How is the pain today?

I always look into the tissue--and the toilet :ph34r:

That is something I do..... . . ..glance into toilet briefly, just enough to discern that the coloUr is not alarming . .. ..... <_<

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................Freshly showered and one leg shaved!!!

so happy for you......and hope pain level is better today

That is something I do..... . . ..glance into toilet briefly, just enough to discern that the coloUr is not alarming . .. ..... <_<

I can remember MONTHS that all I wanted to do ..............was make it to the toilet in TIME. :ph34r: Gives me the shutters to think about it :o

Judy

jerseyangel Proficient
I can remember MONTHS that all I wanted to do ..............was make it to the toilet in TIME. :ph34r: Gives me the shutters to think about it :o

Gawd yes! (shudders)....there was a period of time shortly after I went gluten-free that this would happen to me too. :o I would be fine one minute, and then I literally had about 10 seconds to get to the bathroom.....I always made it IN there, but not always in time to get me jeans down :ph34r:

Thank Gawd that this didn't last long fer me--poor Judy having it last months :(

But ya gotta admit--we're a hardy bunch! :D

Now lets see...what OTHER embarassing thing can I reveal about meself today?? :lol:B)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
so happy for you......and hope pain level is better today

I can remember MONTHS that all I wanted to do ..............was make it to the toilet in TIME. :ph34r: Gives me the shutters to think about it :o

Judy

I remember those days, I was working at the time and the bathroom was not only in the back of the lab but I could not leave my area unattended....I called off alot that spring/summer. It was another year and I got my job here. Besides that day in March and last Weds....those were my 2 call-offs in 2008. What a few years can do. I almost feel like myself again....I missed me!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
<-------------- new av

& the story behind it!

Open Original Shared Link

That is just a MARVELLOUS idea Ptaum!!! :)

"I think I'll call him ring him up" ( ;) to the Brit) then the ph rang and it's HIM!!>>>>>

You would just ring him (no 'up') ;) OR

Give 'im a bell :D

Fathers and phunny clothing......

How many of you have lived with the abomination of white socks with oxfords? Mygawd, the absolute bane of my mother's existence, and something she stopped my father from doing well before I was born. But I have heard about it constantly thoughout my life, during the many times we would happen by a man wearing this dreaded combination, often with dark pants (the crowning heinosity)

Well at least he hasn't worn sandals with socks....... :unsure: ....has he????

Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I have a little whispering voice right now, barely able to speak. Thank you SO MUCH for this, Jess. Your perfect, wise words will be passed along to Jack as I will show them to him. This is fitting for your poignant message of passing along life's great things.

Dad is a tremendous gift, simply with old, tattered wrapping. 'Tis so true. :)

:mellow:

GADS!! Jess is going to HAVE to put a warning on these heartfelt, emotionally charged word bloody perfect posts!!!!!!

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............................

Freshly showered and one leg shaved!!!

One's better than none I always say.. ......yer just be careful you don't trip up on the other leg's hair and do yer other knee in :lol:

Lisa!! Love your new av of your Dad!! :D

MYGAWD!!! Judy's doing quotes AND her hubby had a pony tail??? :unsure: .....ROCK & ROLL!!!!!! :lol:

I see Smoozle :)

tom Contributor

Thanks all for the comments on my brother. :wub:

I"m off again......keep running around to visit people so as not to have to be here :(

Here???? oh .. ..There

Good to see a poop-in. :)

Lisa had a phlipover to 400 . ...no phluidistic catastro-fee??

I'm just here chuckling along to the silliness & pausing to admire Jess' words.

<again!> :)

You would just ring him (no 'up') ;)

D'oh!!! No "up"???

I coulda swore these UKers I used to work w/ would add the "up". One english, tho originally from up north, did spend years in London. A few others Irish & all from County Cork, me ancestral home. ;)

<must remember to leave out the uppity part>

Green12 Enthusiast
I thought about you last night! :D

I must admit, although I liked both of them very much, I was slightly leaning towards Matt. I think because I thought he was a little more at ease on camera.

We enjoyed the show, though--what did you think of it?

Did you watch the Designer's Challenge (?) right after?

I liked them both too! There were alot of really nice likeable contestants this season I thought, the only one I didn't like was that one girl, see don't even remember her name :lol: I was actually kind of shocked Trish didn't make it to the final though.

I would have been happy with whoever won last night.

I missed Designer's Challenge because I watch Army Wives at that time, but I am sure they will reair it sometime and I'll try to catch it then, it looked interesting.

Green12 Enthusiast
Thanks all for the comments on my brother. :wub:

Tom, I just read the article. That sounds really neat what they are doing to honor your brother. Are you going to be able to go to the dedication ceremony?

How are you doing with all the new supplements?

tom Contributor

Oy .. ..now they don't know when the rockcutter will finish turning that boulder into a bench. Seems like no chance of holding to the original Aug8 scheduled dedication.

If I were back to work already, I think I'd be going up, but at this point it feels fiscally irresponsible. :(

Just finally started all the supps yesterday :) - couldn't wait any longer for possible adverse effects from the milk in the one. Seems ok, so off we go.

I might have to get back into the OMG thread. ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
I might have to get back into the OMG thread. ;)

Stay away from those OMGers!

They're a wild bunch.

elye Community Regular
Oy .. ..now they don't know when the rockcutter will finish turning that boulder into a bench. Seems like no chance of holding to the original Aug8 scheduled dedication.

I was just re-reading the article, Ptaoughmghmn....just a terrific story. Pat sounded like a man that everybody would love to get to know. :)

Perhaps if the dedication is held off for a while, you may get there...(?)... .. .

Just finally started all the supps yesterday :) - couldn't wait any longer for possible adverse effects from the milk in the one. Seems ok, so off we go.

I might have to get back into the OMG thread. ;)

Okay, we're bracing for ya........ :);)

Sad news about Morgan Freeman!

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
I missed me!!!!!

:lol:

I miss me too ..... wait :unsure: Where did *I* go???.........Who am I???? :blink:

Stay away from those OMGers!

They're a wild bunch.

They'll corrupt our Ptaughmnus!!!!! :o

Open Original Shared Link

I just heard about it on the radio :o

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Did you guys see that Christina Applegate has breast cancer? I was reading that this morning. She is very young for that type of cancer.

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