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Darn210 Enthusiast
.........everytime I see that *CLisa*, my brain sees Clarissa.......gives me the creeps :ph34r:

........what movie was that?

Silence of the Lambs . . . :ph34r:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Got thumbs up from the pedGI . . . don't have to go back until January.

Good news! :D

Now yes.....what has become of Nik? Was her Turkish holiday supposed to go this long?

It's called Loop for Life, and they shut down I-465 around Inpls........and get a police escort. They raise money foe several charities, including St. Mary's Child Center, Hereditary Spastic Paraplegia, and Ryan White's Infectious Disease Center. Last year there was about 3,000 riders and they raised $102,000.

What a great event to be a part of! :D

Yeah--paper was always a premium commodity at our school too :lol:

elye Community Regular

.....Cannot find me cats.....been out calling them, but they are having none of that........

Phorgot to tell you all that like Gus's receding poodle gums, BOTH cats also have considerable recession. What in hell is with that? Everything is receding around me - - my gums, my animals' gums, my husband's hairline, my mental faculties........my boobs.. . . ..... ..Krap......... :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
All right, Sillies, need some crucial advice, here. Several years ago, for a reason that I cannot recall, I had to get a pill down Bryce's mouth (our big male tabby). I managed it without incident, I am sure, because I remember little about it. Well, I now have to get two pills down his throat, two weeks apart, and two pills down Tess's throat (our little fiesty female). I briefly tried with Bryce. No way. I haven't even attempted this yet with Tess. Gad.........

I know for certain it is a two-person job. Two adults.

Well, since the cats are outside, does this mean you haven't tried it yet?

Okay. You must simply trick them. Open their mouths, hold them open - do this VERY QUICKLY. (uh, one cat at a time, please :lol: ). Shove the pill to the VERY back of the throat, then tickle the throat....they can't help but swallow.

This seriously must be about a 1.5 second operation - they never even know what hits 'em. ;)

Tom

I don't know where you guys see this number ??? :blink:

the post # isn't it as it wasn't 1299.

See you need a smart queen :ph34r:

:lol: The others have explained it well. See, for some reason.....here in sillyville, when we hit a HUGE post number, like, 2000, 3000, 10,000 - WHATEVER - there is always some sort of fluid onslaught! Dishwasher, plumbing issues, flooding in basement.......or HUMAN fluids: diarrhea, vomit, snot, anything. :lol: So LOOK OUT!! Yer ceiling's leaking, and look at your POST COUNT!!!!!!!! it's TRUE pholks, no urban legend, the Phlooding of Sillyville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's called Loop for Life, and they shut down I-465 around Inpls........and get a police escort. They raise money foe several charities, including St. Mary's Child Center, Hereditary Spastic Paraplegia, and Ryan White's Infectious Disease Center. Last year there was about 3,000 riders and they raised $102,000.

Lisa, this is so great! Um - do you guys both have bikes? what kind? <is now the time to tell you I hate motorcycles? > :ph34r:

Silence of the Lambs . . . :ph34r:

:unsure:

......"do you hear the lambs screaming, Clarissssssssssssse?????? " :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
Silence of the Lambs . . . :ph34r:

Yep....I knew that too--I just phorgot B)

curlyfries Contributor
Silence of the Lambs . . . :ph34r:

yeah......I thought maybe it was, but wasn't sure if it was that or the one that followed.

Lisa, this is so great! Um - do you guys both have bikes? what kind? <is now the time to tell you I hate motorcycles? > :ph34r:

I don't have one of my own......Hubby's is a Yamaha.........I'm really not into motorcycles either, but since DD and her boyfriend and my hubby were going, I decided to go along and make it a family affair. Of course, the catered lunch will be totally off limits for me :angry:

And I've grown to accept the motorcycle a little more, especially with gas prices the way they are.

DD has her own motorcycle, and that kinda freaks me out. :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
......"do you hear the lambs screaming, Clarissssssssssssse?????? " :ph34r:

:o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies--

Yesterday my day here at work was a train wreck....problem after problem...Here's hoping today runs a little smoother, I mean it is Friday and all it should be a wind down day don't ya'll think?

elye Community Regular

G'Morning, Sillies!

A stinker of a day promised.....32 celcius, and very humid. :sweatface;

All right, I carried Tess into DH last night as he lay on the couch and said gleefully, "you have to try to give her this pill. It is impossible". He took the pill, carefully pried open her mouth, and threw it in. He released her, she licked her lips and shook her head, then jumped down and sauntered from the room.

Haaaaaaaanhhhh???! :rolleyes::rolleyes::angry:

An hour later, when DH was in bed, I carried Bryce in, tossed him on the bed and handed Will the caplet. The same thing transpired... .. .it was like giving Jack candy.

:blink: This is quite.... . . ..compelling and..... . . ...aggravating. I am the one who cares for the animals, who feeds them, grooms them, has them on my lap, hugs them constantly.....totally MY gig. So, why can Will step right in and perform such a heinous, high-stress operation like cat-pilling, when he has NO experience with them, when they hardly interact wif him....???

Gawd. Well, it's done.

William, the Cat Whisperer. <_<:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
William, the Cat Whisperer. <_<:lol:

:lol::lol: Well, it's done anyway and no one got hurt! :D

August so far has been absolutely beautiful--not too humid or hot. July was heinously that way, but this month it's been one nice summer day after another..... B)

TGIF--what a week--eh?

Got nuthin else....woke up with a sinus headache :angry: I'm thinking bout Bevvie--she gets her PICC line back today :( Hopefully Jess is resting lots and healing nicely.....our Sarah--always on my mind...

Motorcycles--so many have them out here and I'm sure they're using them more cuz of the gas prices. My son (the one who lives in NJ) has mentioned getting one.....

Ooh--yesterday I made a "Cause You're Special" lemon cake (don't tell Edna ;) )......and did a homemade buttercream frosting---omg--to DIE for! So good--Mark thought so too. :P

Green12 Enthusiast
I mean it is Friday and all it should be a wind down day don't ya'll think?

I'd like to think so Amanda. I hope you have a smoother day today :)

William, the Cat Whisperer. <_<:lol:

:lol: This cracked me up, figures doesn't it <_<

Try to stay cool today Emily!

Ooh--yesterday I made a "Cause You're Special" lemon cake (don't tell Edna ;) )......and did a homemade buttercream frosting---omg--to DIE for! So good--Mark thought so too. :P

:jealousface:

That sounds so yummy Patti I can hardly contain myself :lol: I haven't had sugar in 72 days :o Eat a piece for me would you please?!?

I hope your sinus headache goes away.

I'm thinking of Sarah too :wub: And Bev should have her PICC line in by now, she did say Friday am did she not?

Hope Jess is resting comfortably and on her way to a speedy recovery.

We are going to have a hot day today here too, for the next several days until Wed, I think we get a coold down and taste of fall-ish type weather mid week next week. I can't wait. I just LOVE the fall, my favorite time of year :D

elye Community Regular
Got nuthin else....woke up with a sinus headache I'm thinking bout Bevvie--she gets her PICC line back today :( Hopefully Jess is resting lots and healing nicely.....our Sarah--always on my mind...

Yep, what you've said, Patti......and a sinus headache? Bah! :angry:

Ooh--yesterday I made a "Cause You're Special" lemon cake (don't tell Edna ;) )......and did a homemade buttercream frosting---omg--to DIE for! So good--Mark thought so too. :P

Wow!! Totally off limits fer moi, as Edna is diabetic around here....but Patti, this is an incedible piece of news that you have not shared wif us!! You made a "Cause You're Special" dessert?? There's some new, special person in your life???! Or, wait a minute........was this for Mark?........... . . :huh::lol:

And Bev should have her PICC line in by now, she did say Friday am did she not?

Hope Jess is resting comfortably and on her way to a speedy recovery.

Yes, Bev's new line should be installed.....hoping she's getting out into the concrete jungle!

jerseyangel Proficient
I haven't had sugar in 72 days :o

:o:o:o:(

I love fall too :D Even though it's been a nice month, I still can't wait for the chilly, sweater-wearin' days :rolleyes:

Yes, Bev's new line should be installed

....installed....sounds like a new appliance or a sound system er somephin! :P Not to make light of Bevvie, though...but I know she'd get a chuckle out of it :D

Broke down and took some Tylenol fer my headache--plus a warm shower--feel much better now :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
I haven't had sugar in 72 days . . .

. . . 7 hours and 38 minutes . . . but who's counting, eh?? :lol: . . . just felt like Julie actually knows to the hour and minute but didn't want to fill in the info . . . :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
....installed....sounds like a new appliance or a sound system er somephin! :P

. . . or a ballcock.

jerseyangel Proficient
. . . 7 hours and 38 minutes . . . but who's counting, eh?? :lo: . . . just felt like Julie actually knows to the hour and minute but didn't want to fill in the info . . . :lol:

:lol: I thought the exact same thing! Probably because I'd be counting too :angry::rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

or dangling members in the nether regions of the body!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Hi sillies - just a quick poop-in wif a joke from Robin:

FEMALE JOKE

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> It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes,

> and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I

> offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along

> to a woman who will love it.

>

> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her

> girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged

> man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

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> The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly

> toward her. (As all men will)

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> Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and

> whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to

> do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one

> condition.'

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> Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You

> have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

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> The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20

> bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand

> along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and

> meaningfully said....

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> 'Clean my house.'

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>women are not stupid.

:lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
or dangling members in the nether regions of the body!

What....our boobs? They're in the nether regions, now, I'm afraid...... ((((((sigh)))............. :lol:

'Clean my house.'

:lol::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Took me forever to get logged on today.

do the phulids ever spill over into computer problems.......... :ph34r:

G'Morning, Sillies!

William, the Cat Whisperer. <_<:lol:

he's got a new 'job on the honey do list' :lol:

I'd like to think so Amanda. I hope you have a smoother day today :)

I'm thinking of Sarah too :wub: And Bev should have her PICC line in by now, she did say Friday am did she not?

Hope Jess is resting comfortably and on her way to a speedy recovery.

Julie......ditto and hi to you

sugar free.........good job.........did you get shaky?

Yep, what you've said, Patti......and a sinus headache? Bah! :angry:

Yes, Bev's new line should be installed.....hoping she's getting out into the concrete jungle!

ditto

hope your headache stays away Patti

Hope Bev's having some fun after the PICC should be in

has Jess ck'd in

Susie thanks for the email from Sarah

must write her

back to scrubbing.

Judy

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hi Nikki . . . Gee, Back from Turkey already?? . . . our revenge was to bombard you with posts and emails!! Good Luck wif Dat!!!

Daxin Explorer

Next time I try to wade through 80 some pages of this thread, someone slap me please. :D

That's what I get for going on vacation.

Just checking in on my way to more university stuff. Hope all is well here in psillietown.

elye Community Regular

Hellooooooo, Ryan!

Get ready, pholks....Nikerler's posting.........

She's finally gotten through her inbox........... . . . <_<:ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

I'm BAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got tired of that 45 degree heat/cocktails/ lounging by the pool and lushous dinners (Edna's waiting for me wiv a face like-------> <_< )

BUT.....WTH's been happening pholks??? :unsure: ......scared.........hold me.......got around A THOUSAND emails?!?

Sarah?? :(

Patti, Jess AND our Bevel in hospital???? :unsure:

IN house fighting AND ....oh yes

I believe the Brit's are THIRD in the Olympic table :D

Can someone email me Cliff notes of the last 2 weeks :blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Get ready, pholks....Nikerler's posting.........

She's finally gotten through her inbox........... . . . <_<:ph34r:

Au contraire :lol:

Booked tomorrow afternoon for that ;)

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