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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
OMG.......Sooooozie! You must tune in to Gene Simmons....I'm watching a marathon, of sorts......his show has been on since about six o'clock, and then another one comes on.....and another......and another.... . :huh:

I tuned in about an hour ago, and Gene has a dingo! Their family dog looks SO much like Annie.....or maybe Stinker......and I heard her howl....... . . very dingoish.

:rolleyes: EM!!!!!!! I DID see a couple of episodes of the scary-haired rocker et famille while at my mom's once.......oh my gawd - - THEIR DINGO LOOKED JUST LIKE STINKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: It was ALL I cared about on teh whole show.........just wanted to see the dog the entire time..... :lol: forgot all about this!

Nikola - - POO CRIME :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: superb!

Nik tinkering wif her gardner :P Do gardners use ballcocks? Just wonderin... :unsure:

:lol: OMG - have you guys seen taht GOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRJUSS aussie gardener - can't remember his name - can't find a photo - he's on PBS on Saturdays...............the DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIEST thing alive :wub:

oh yeah, I'd tinker with HIS ballcock all right ;)

Perhaps it's the level of hirsuitism :huh:

Bev the hippy ;)

:lol: The Hirsute VaJayJays, w/ opening band: Rose-Scented Bevish Hoo-Hahs

Glad Jess is feeling better, and her pholks think we're phunny :lol:

Oatmeal - - I DO eat Bob's oats, no problems! And they're less than $4 a bag. I don't eat them often....crap, should do some baking and use those........I NEVER bake....... would eat teh entire portion of whatever I made...... :huh:

Hello Sillies.........I got nothin'

:mellow:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: OMG - have you guys seen taht GOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRJUSS aussie gardener - can't remember his name - can't find a photo - he's on PBS on Saturdays...............the DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIEST thing alive :wub:

oh yeah, I'd tinker with HIS ballcock all right ;)

:lol::lol:

I believe this is Susie's Open Original Shared Link.

elye Community Regular
I believe this is Susie's Open Original Shared Link.

Gawd, now HE'S better than the Roger Ebert I posted....... .. . . . :lol:

I found a shot of Gene's dingo! Cannot remember her name....Stippy? Stinky?

http://www.brucegray.com/images/gene5.webp

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

So disappointing, I go to Sal's tonight and didnt find anything new to buy, I tried on a few potentials but nothing fit...and nothing makes me more mad than people who cut tags out of clothes, cause I am not good at judging what size it is!

It is time to start my winter wardrobe :)

Quiet Night in Sillyville! What are all the sillies doing hunting for dangling participle jewels? My dust bunnies are more company tonight! Find yer way back Sillies!

Green12 Enthusiast
:D I was going to mention it when I posted about DH earlier! Yep--saw it this morning--I just posted on yer thread.

I just saw your post Patti, Chloris Leechman is the bomb! Love her, so phunny.....but like you, I'm a little worried about her getting her groove on :huh: , but I guess we will just have to see how she does.

Let's think about oats, then. I said oats, not goats.

:lol: Peter made a phunny!

Production costs huh? I was hoping I was paying an arm and a leg at least for magic soil :lol:

PETER!!! I've got exciting news!! (Fer me, anyways)....... :rolleyes:

We are coming to Toronto!

How exciting, another Silly get-together!!!

Did someone say HOO HOO KAH hookah? Ah, me favorite is rose flavored tobacco with a cucumber infused vodka tonic. It's like being inside a rose sipping a cucumber. Missing me San Francisco days.

Bev!!!! Did the talk of hookahs call yer name?!?!? :lol: This does sound like something out of Alice In Wonderland........

Perhaps it's the level of hirsuitism :huh:

:o

:lol:

:lol:

Turkish Hoo-Has sound Dr Suess-y too, don't ya think Janet?!?! :lol:

:lol: The Hirsute VaJayJays, w/ opening band: Rose-Scented Bevish Hoo-Hahs

:lol:

I believe this is Susie's Open Original Shared Link.

OH MY!!!

HUBBA HUBBA

Green12 Enthusiast
Quiet Night in Sillyville! What are all the sillies doing hunting for dangling participle jewels? My dust bunnies are more company tonight! Find yer way back Sillies!

:lol: Amanda

Why don't the clothes have tags in them? :huh:

elye Community Regular
Turkish Hoo-Has sound Dr Suess-y too, don't ya think Janet?!?! :lol:

:lol::lol:

They do, at that......

Didn't the Sneetches have Turkish Hoo-Has?

...Or was Hoo-ha a friend of Yertle?

No! No!

Apparently, Horton Hears a Hoo-Ha............

All I know is, when we're talking Turkish Hoo-Has....... . .. .

I do not like them in a box,

I do not like them with a fox.

:lol::lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: The Hirsute VaJayJays, w/ opening band: Rose-Scented Bevish Hoo-Hahs

:lol::P:lol:

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -

And have we got news for you - You better listen!

Get ready, all you hungry girls

and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low

According to all sources, the street's the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna rain gluten-free bread.

It's Raining bread! Hallelujah! - It's Raining bread! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely stuffed with bread!

It's Raining Bread! Hallelujah!

It's Raining Bread! Every Specimen!

Tall, blonde, dark and lean

Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature, she's a gluten-free woman too

She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do

She taught every angel to rearrange the sky

So that each and every woman could find a perfect pie

It's Raining Bread! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Bread! Amen!

It's Raining Bread! Hallelujah!

It's Raining Bread! Ame---------nnnn!

I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin

Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head

Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature, she's a gluten-free woman too

She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do

She taught every angel to rearrange the sky

So that each and every woman could find a perfect pie

It's Raining Bread! Yeah!

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low

According to all sources, the kitchen's the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna rain gluten-free bread.

It's Raining Bread! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Bread! Amen!

It's Raining Bread! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Bread!

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elye Community Regular

Hey, Llamalady!!! :):)

Welcome back!

Raining bread?? :lol:

Hell, I think Id rather have men falling all around me.......

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

The phunny pages are bigger

Its bigger than you

And you are not me

The lengths that I will go to

The distance in my posts

Oh no I

jerseyangel Proficient

LlamaLady--I wondered where you skedadled off to!! :D Good to see you.

Mtndog Collaborator
So while I had to get work done this afternoon I missed that Bev is a hippie....I always miss the good stuff!

I'm NOT A hippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

oh yeah, I'd tinker with HIS ballcock all right ;)

:lol: The Hirsute VaJayJays, w/ opening band: Rose-Scented Bevish Hoo-Hahs

Hello Sillies.........I got nothin'

:mellow:

If this is your idea of havin' nuttin' I so fear the day when you actually think you have SOMETHING :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey, Llamalady!!! :):)

Welcome back!

Raining bread?? :lol:

Hell, I think Id rather have men falling all around me.......

Ditto- unless it's gluten-free cheese bread ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
Ditto- unless it's gluten-free cheese bread ;)

...or cinnamon :rolleyes:

Green12 Enthusiast
Ditto- unless it's gluten-free cheese bread ;)

...or cinnamon

....or goats

psawyer Proficient

LlamaLady is back! Yahoo! :)

My phunny is slowly coming back. I laughed today.

Jestgar Rising Star
I just saw your post Patti, Chloris Leechman is the bomb! Love her, so phunny.....but like you, I'm a little worried about her getting her groove on :huh: , but I guess we will just have to see how she does.

Cloris Leachman!?!?!? :blink::o

I might hafta watch this show...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I got a chuckle out of Vajayjay!!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
So disappointing, I go to Sal's tonight and didnt find anything new to buy, I tried on a few potentials but nothing fit...and nothing makes me more mad than people who cut tags out of clothes, cause I am not good at judging what size it is!

It is time to start my winter wardrobe :)

Quiet Night in Sillyville! What are all the sillies doing hunting for dangling participle jewels? My dust bunnies are more company tonight! Find yer way back Sillies!

What is Sal's with no tags. Is it a thrift store........my fav's

Quiet Night in Sillyville! What are all the sillies doing hunting for dangling participle jewels? My dust bunnies are more company tonight! Find yer way back

what a hoot............ :lol: you got your silly back ;)

LlamaLady is back! Yahoo! :)

My phunny is slowly coming back. I laughed today.

hi Llamalady............

so happy to see our Peter getting his 'phunny' back ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I believe this is Susie's Open Original Shared Link.

:wub: oh yes, that's the one.......isn't he dreamy?

I found a shot of Gene's dingo! Cannot remember her name....Stippy? Stinky?

:wub: :wub: oh.........sooooooooooooooooo beee-YOO-tiful!!!!!!!!! could be Stinker's sibling :) I have a thing - nay, an obsession - :ph34r: - for yellow dingo-ish dogs, or shepherd-ish dogs, w/ the long snouts and pointed ears......I think we've discussed this before :lol:

Apparently, Horton Hears a Hoo-Ha............

All I know is, when we're talking Turkish Hoo-Has....... . .. .

I do not like them in a box,

I do not like them with a fox.

*snort* :lol:

I thought that I heard you typing

I thought that I heard you post

I think I thought I saw you try

I thought it was a cone with ice cream

But that was just a dream

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Llama Lady is a NUT! Hey, where ya been?

My phunny is slowly coming back. I laughed today.

:) Thank God! Sometimes it takes a while.....

I got a chuckle out of Vajayjay!!!!

:lol: Well, who doesn't?

Labels.........are you guys saying there's no labels in Salvation Army thrift store clothign? :blink: well, what's the point? More than half the pleasure is KNOWING that you got some fab designer thing at a great price (although here, there are NO great prices - huge, marked-up rip-off, that one :angry: Oh, and super stinky, too! :lol: )

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' Sillies B)

Chilly here this AM--just the way I like it :D

A couple of sillies are getting their phunny back--yea!! Amanda doing some retail therapy--always good fer what ails ya and PeOter.....hope more laughing is to be had today! :D

Quiet night last night.....I planned to watch the speeches from the convention and fell asleep at shortly after 10.

Jess--you must watch DWTS!! When I first heard of the show, I thought--how in hell do people actually sit and watch a show about dancing....but I did and got hooked :P Plus, the costumes are so sparkly :lol:

Souczie's gardner.....me like :rolleyes: Since the bee sting, I'm scared to weed (seriously)....I need a (cute) gardener......

elye Community Regular

Good morning, all ya Sillies!

My phunny is slowly coming back. I laughed today.

Slow but sure..... . . . ....it shall return. PeOter, in the next couple of days you will chuckle........ .by the weekend you'll be guffawing.. .. . . ..... .and within a week's time I just know you'll be throwing yer head back and letting out roars of laughter........ . ..... :):rolleyes:

I'm really glad to hear you're feeling more like yerself! :)

Cloris Leachman!?!?!?

I might hafta watch this show...

Yes, I've been thinking the same thing......Phyllis is gonna be sailing around the dance floor?? Mygawd...... . . just please, please assure me that Ed Asner will NOT be her partner..... . . . :blink::lol:

:wub: oh yes, that's the one.......isn't he dreamy?

But, Sooooozie, wait.......That guy doesn't have a long snout, a black nose nor pointy ears!....And he does not look, to me, at ALL like a shepherd.........don't they wear white robes and carry a staff? :lol:

Labels.........are you guys saying there's no labels in Salvation Army thrift store clothign? :blink: well, what's the point? More than half the pleasure is KNOWING that you got some fab designer thing at a great price (although here, there are NO great prices - huge, marked-up rip-off, that one :angry: Oh, and super stinky, too!)

That is one great thing we have here in this city - - great Sally Anne stores. Jeans are three bucks, tops are around two... . . .. .and actually, I think I'm just as happy NOT knowing what size the jeans are......... <_<:rolleyes:

Hmmm, yes....a couple of them stink a little.... .. ...I just breathe through my mouth and soldier on...... . . ...

B)

jerseyangel Proficient
Mygawd...... . . just please, please assure me that Ed Asner will NOT be her partner..... . . . :blink::lol:

snort

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

what I meant about no tags is someone cut the size tag out. So you have to judge with the size and with some of the clothes in style today it is hard to tell.. Pretty soon Sal's will mark down capris short and tank tops....:):):)

Nothing else to report, very blah morning and quite chilly too!

Jestgar Rising Star
Slow but sure..... . . . ....it shall return. PeOter, in the next couple of days you will chuckle........ .by the weekend you'll be guffawing.. .. . . ..... .and within a week's time I just know you'll be throwing yer head back and letting out roars of laughter........ . ..... :):rolleyes:

Kindly put "GREATER THAN CHUCKLE" warnings on appropriate posts as it still hurts to laugh.

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