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jerseyangel
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Hey Lisa--I missed ya....was wonderin where in hell you were :D I phigured you were busy and exhausted from work--yep, read and get yer fix :lol:

Jeeze breakfast and lunch duty :o Gawd!

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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just going to bed.........see ya curly Lisa.............

missed ya too.

just haven't been on line alot

i hate those computers when they ain't working. :lol:

nite all.......guess i'm talking to myself and lisa............ :blink:

Good nite lisa

Good nite Judy

elye Community Regular
elye
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Good Mornin' Sillies!

I was wondering where in hell you'd gotten to, Leeeeesa :D .....Computer issues!! Bah! The bane of a Silly's existence, fo sho. I've been known to hustle on over to the public library to get caught up here get my email answered and work done when our system is down...... :rolleyes:

What's up wif our Nikerler?? Does she think she can simply LEAVE fer two weeks, waltz back into town, and then abandon us again with NO explanation?? Where is that woman?! :lol:

Must go for fasting blood work this am.....tough for a tightly-controlled diabetic. Doooooon't like dis.......... . . . :unsure:

At least I've done my yearly carry-the-container-throughout-my-day 24 hour urine collection...... <_< Won't be doing THAT again till next spring....... .. .

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Sillies!

Another chilly day, and it is dark out....could it be rain??? We need it so bad, our grass is so dead and dry it hurts to walk on.

Although I hate the fact summer is ending, this weekend is a 3-day weekend for us and I can never complain about that.

Do you guys ever watch that show Jon and Kate plus 8 on TLC, if so there is an episode on Monday night (Labor Day) and it shows where I work since those babies were born here.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Good nite lisa

Good nite Judy

Good night, John Boy..... :P

Must go for fasting blood work this am.....tough for a tightly-controlled diabetic. Doooooon't like dis.......... . . . :unsure:

HeinoUs under "normal" circumstances.....much more nerve-wracking fer you, Em..... :( ....be careful ;)

Hee--your margarine container :lol:

Do you guys ever watch that show Jon and Kate plus 8 on TLC, if so there is an episode on Monday night (Labor Day) and it shows where I work since those babies were born here.

I've never seen that show, but it seems everyone I know does :D That's cool that your hospital is pheatured!

Mornin' Sillies B)

What a delicate disease we share :rolleyes: Last night, Mark and I needed to be somewhere and I (natch) got a case of anxiety and this obscenely phrequent gas :ph34r::lol: I had to duck in the bathroom 3 times before we left the house and even with me preventative dose of Immodium I was squeezing me cheeks and hoping fer the best. :o I didn't have D, but just this massive gas attack :o

Me insides never fail to complicate things..... <_<

Where else can you share such a thing? :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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What's up wif our Nikerler?? Does she think she can simply LEAVE fer two weeks, waltz back into town, and then abandon us again with NO explanation?? Where is that woman?! :lol:

Perhaps buried under a mountain of laundry.

Yes . . . Leighsuh, I noticed you were MIA . . . doesn't that school of urine your'n have any computers that you can abuse??

Tom . . . :(:( . . . hope they get it figured out.

Bev . . . just wanted to throw my :angry::(:angry: on top of the heap with all the PICC line rubish you have to go thru.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Good Mornin' Sillies!

Must go for fasting blood work this am.....tough for a tightly-controlled diabetic. Doooooon't like dis.......... . . . :unsure:

At least I've done my yearly carry-the-container-throughout-my-day 24 hour urine collection...... <_< Won't be doing THAT again till next spring....... .. .

Good luck with the blood work

I had to do a week of 'pee in the orange jug' and they lost day 4 of 7.......so said I'd have to repeat it.

you can guess what i told them they could do with 'their' idea :ph34r: I was working at the time.....such fun we sillies endure to figure things out :blink:

Do you guys ever watch that show Jon and Kate plus 8 on TLC, if so there is an episode on Monday night (Labor Day) and it shows where I work since those babies were born here.

will watch....remind us ok?

Good night, John Boy..... :P

Mornin' Sillies B)

What a delicate disease we share :rolleyes: Last night, Mark and I needed to be somewhere and I (natch) got a case of anxiety and this obscenely phrequent gas :ph34r::lol: I had to duck in the bathroom 3 times before we left the house and even with me preventative dose of Immodium I was squeezing me cheeks and hoping fer the best. :o I didn't have D, but just this massive gas attack :o

Me insides never fail to complicate things..... <_<

Where else can you share such a thing? :lol:

Squeezing your butt cheeks.....OMG B)

Can't share anywhere else i know of

Perhaps buried under a mountain of laundry.

Yes . . . Leighsuh, I noticed you were MIA . . . doesn't that school of urine your'n have any computers that you can abuse??

Tom . . . :(:( . . . hope they get it figured out.

Bev . . . just wanted to throw my :angry::(:angry: on top of the heap with all the PICC line rubish you have to go thru.

ha too phunny :lol:

Bev--good luck tomorrow with the damn PICC

Judy

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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So John and I are in the midst of sorting through 50+ houses which are for sale. So here is one of my favorites right now. I adore it!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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That looks very charming, Amanda :D

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Lisa
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How about this one Amanda. It's a few doors down from me and it may be worth relocating. I think 2,000.000.00 cash could buy it.

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(BTW this is the house that we saved from development, says I with a very proud role)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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So John and I are in the midst of sorting through 50+ houses which are for sale. So here is one of my favorites right now. I adore it!

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OH Amanda, I just love this house

It is some much better than the one that needed all the work

the price is just amazing to me

Jim was even talking to me last nite about us moving.

I'm so tired of the 'scrubbin' in this old house.

I want a ranch....one floor!

this is just wonderful

i pray things work out for you

keep listing the ones you like.

i love looking at houses on line.

Lollie sent me one they want to look at.

good luck.......you sure could use something nice in your life :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Hey Lisa--I missed ya....was wonderin where in hell you were :D I phigured you were busy and exhausted from work--yep, read and get yer fix :lol:

Not me. I figured she was locked in a locker somewhere...

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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How about this one Amanda. It's a few doors down from me and it may be worth relocating. I think 2,000.000.00 cash could buy it.

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(BTW this is the house that we saved from development, says I with a very proud role)

Good job Lisa this is worth keeping from development for sure

it's way too big to clean....but as my son says, " MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, if you can afford a house like this you can afford people to clean it" :lol:

I remember when you were fighting this issue

We are fighting to keep a T-Mobile cell tower from being plopped 500ft from our house.

I'm scared about this.

Any of you have info on this.

They keeping fighting that ............."the FCC says it's safe' well we all know how the gov can spin the truth.

would appreciate anyone PMing me as I don't want to break up the 'silly' thread with serious issues but i'm really ...........scared............ :ph34r: They keep bringing in experts with all their babbla......... :angry: at the meetings........taking up time so we can't talk............ :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Bev's gettin' PICCed again, Nikerler is AWOL, Patti's squeezing her bum, Amanda's walkin' on crunchy grass...and THIS:

I had to do a week of 'pee in the orange jug' and they lost day 4 of 7.......so said I'd have to repeat it.

Judy! Dear gawd.....you had to fill orange jugs for a week?? That's a one-hundred and sixty-eight hour collection...... . . I would need about seven or eight jugs. Gawd, I'm picturing them lining up in my fridge...... :blink:

So John and I are in the midst of sorting through 50+ houses which are for sale. So here is one of my favorites right now. I adore it!

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Wow, this one looks wonderful, Amanda!

....Um....is it really built wif sticks? Like, the second little pig's house? :rolleyes::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Bev's gettin' PICCed again, Nikerler is AWOL, Patti's squeezing her bum, Amanda's walkin' on crunchy grass...and THIS:

Judy! Dear gawd.....you had to fill orange jugs for a week?? That's a one-hundred and sixty-eight hour collection...... . . I would need about seven or eight jugs. Gawd, I'm picturing them lining up in my fridge...... :blink:

:lol: your a riot..........Emily

I had to drop off one of the jugs everynite on the way home from work

it was a nightmare..........and the test.....................????

you guessed it........INCONCLUSIVE....... :ph34r:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Thanks Everyone, I love sharing my favorites with you guys. I just love Victorian houses, the old time charm! The woodwork.....I am going to start daydreaming soon!

Lisa- I love that house but I am not sure I have that cash, but I would love to have one of my sillies for a neighbor.

Judy-- there are lots of nice ranches out this way for sale...want to move my way!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Not me. I figured she was locked in a locker somewhere...

....with a wedgie :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yes, "Natural Species" ..rabbits, goats, ducks, elk, water buffalo. Spices, yes, spices (I'll go fix) :blink: Shame on spell check <_<

Lisa!!! . . . again with the GOATS!!! . . . :lol::lol: . . . natural species . . . :lol::lol:

I see you, Sarah!! I hope you're doing OK. Let us know. Still praying for you and the boys.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Sarah's here!!

Hi, Sweetie!!!! :):):):)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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ok since you silly's are from all over the place............

where can we move that the temp is usually 70 -80 degrees, gets some snow on occasion, near some kind of water, and doesn't have bugs.

does that rule out N & S Carolina?

I need a Change

Maybe we need to move to CA since Jason seems to be gluled there.

I need a plan.

Judy

elye Community Regular
elye
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ok since you silly's are from all over the place............

where can we move that the temp is usually 70 -80 degrees, gets some snow on occasion, near some kind of water, and doesn't have bugs.

Toronto!! Victoria!! Vancouver!! :):)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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ok since you silly's are from all over the place............

where can we move that the temp is usually 70 -80 degrees, gets some snow on occasion, near some kind of water, and doesn't have bugs.

does that rule out N & S Carolina?

I need a Change

Maybe we need to move to CA since Jason seems to be gluled there.

I need a plan.

Judy

Judy- other states that are warm have hurricanes and earth quakes....besides Patti just moved here, you can't leave now...

elye Community Regular
elye
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Absolutely NO hurricanes or earthquakes up here......! ;):D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Judy- other states that are warm have hurricanes and earth quakes....besides Patti just moved here, you can't leave now...

:lol: Pennsylvanians unite!!

Actually, Judy, California might not be a bad idea....Jason's there and Jim's family. I've never been out there, so can't speak to the weather but I know a lot depends on where you go--I hear that San Diego has close to perfect weather pretty much year round.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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YES!!

HE IS A CHURLISH RUMP-FED MALTWORM!!!!!!

Nay! More of a gorbellied unchin-snouted barnacle!

I'm stickin with goatish motley-minded barnacle......

:lol:

Yes, and he is also a

rogueish, motley-minded PIGNUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::angry: (seething anger bordering on hate is WAY better than sadness ;) )

And.....he needed to renew my Eltroxin prescription, and could not find his scrip pad anywhere in his office. I'm quietly starting to wonder about that teenaged son of his, when his wife opens the office door and places the pad on his desk - - she'd used it to jot down phone numbers and appointment times while doing the reception work...... .. . . . . ..

It is an interesting atmosphere in which to be... . . .

:lol: :lol: This is just wackl..........very entertaining........were those boys REALLY drinking espresso and taking BP? methinks there is sumfin' fishy about that....... :lol: One'a Em's tall tales.......

Flake and the Poo Crimes

Breast Rats

tinkering with gardeners

Dr. Suess' Turkish Hoo-Has

clothes with no sizes---think it'll catch on?

Oracle PeOter trying to expand psilly minds

dingo faces don't belong on bipeds

Yep.....looks like Psillyville is slowly returning to normal.........well,....you know ;)

MIssed you Leighsa and MISSED your surmisals!!!!!!!!!! HEINOUS about the cafeteria duty :blink:

Me insides never fail to complicate things.....

Where else can you share such a thing?

I WISH I only shared such things here....... :ph34r:

Yes . . . Leighsuh, I noticed you were MIA . . . doesn't that school of urine your'n have any computers that you can abuse??

school or urine/your'n :lol: *snort*

all these wee tests - (h)anus!

Amanda - LOVE that house! Lots of bright yellow, though :unsure:

where's Julie? have see seen her?

A sarah sighting but no post? :( SARAH!!!!!!!!! write to us, honey.........

and yeah, the NOIVE of Nicola to leave us for TWO WEEKS and then......hardly check in - is she in a forumless abyss? :P

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